The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.21.13

May 21st, 2013 // 343 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which, after today, will be compiled by my kid. It was a decision made after long thought about his skills and abilities like not having to live in our pool house anymore. And he’s smart, yes of course, that too, but I digress. Today’s gallery includes Alec Baldwin, virile man of youthful strength, Prince Harry about to fistfight an infant, mini Ron Burgundy, and this woman experiencing the perplexing sensation of her uterus suddenly filling up with fetuses.

I’m kidding about that ‘my kid’ stuff up there. Through psychoanalysis, I’ve learned that me fathering children would just be a disaster for everyone involved,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
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    Also known as the 80′s porn star Peter South.

  2. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
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    Please, stop.

  3. Alec Baldwin Carrying Hilaria Baldwin Seduced And Abandoned Photocall Cannes
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    Reminds me of my last date… except there were far fewer witnesses.

  4. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Rollercoaster
    Tom Cruise's Magical Penis
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    You must be at least this Dopey to ride this attraction.

  5. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Rollercoaster
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    She brings him along so his walker can get them to the front of the line. Maybe she’s not so dumb after all?

  6. Hugh Jackman Scooter Neon Sneakers
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    Nice wheels, bub.

  7. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
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    This is the only way she can sell anything anymore. It’s not like she’s going to draw anyone in with her heavenly singing voice.

  8. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
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    Good lord, he’s really going to deck that little blighter…

  9. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
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    “Say James Hewitt is my father one more time….”

  10. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
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    Hope there’s a lot of music on that thing. She may be walking for a while.

  11. Michael Imperioli Steve Schirripa James Gandolfini Nicky Deuce Premiere
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    Michael Imperioli looks like Tony whacked him, buried him and dug him back up.

  12. Rosario Dawson Almost Wardrobe Malfunction Wara No Tate Shield of Straw Premiere Cannes
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    Oh, so close! I’ll see that vag eventually, Dawson! *flies away with jetpack*

  13. Dennis Rodman Feeling Chicks Ass Birthday Party Cheetah Mens Club
    bigbetty
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    Where did Dennis find a dress his size?

  14. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    John
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    I hate her, she is not even pretty

  15. Michael Imperioli Steve Schirripa James Gandolfini Nicky Deuce Premiere
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    “That ain’t me… it’s these two that smell like garlic.”

  16. Jenna Dewan Huge Pregnant Cleavage
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    Nice shoes… I guess they’re letting out the rest of the space suit?

  17. Alec Baldwin Carrying Hilaria Baldwin Seduced And Abandoned Photocall Cannes
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    In a related story, Alec is scheduled to have double hernia surgery next week.

  18. Jenelle Evans Smiling Mugshot Cyber Stalking
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    This woman always looks super-happy to have been arrested. I guess she’s accepted her lot in life.

  19. Dennis Rodman Feeling Chicks Ass Birthday Party Cheetah Mens Club
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    Where is your hero now, Kim Jong Un?!

  20. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    Shepler
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    This bitch is nauseating.

  21. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
    richie
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    i dig her.

  22. Alexander Skarsgard The East Premiere
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    That’s the look of a woman who just gave birth to Skarsgardian octuplets.

  23. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
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    The pros catch each other eyes, silently acknowledging that it was a great idea to charge $500 more to be photographed by the paparazzi.

  24. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Rolling Stones Concert
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    The Rolling Stones have ingrown toenails older than these two skanks.

  25. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
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    And Anthony Keides will call him mini-me.

  26. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
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    And Anthony Kiedis will call him mini-me.

  27. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
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    I don’t know if it’s the angle but I am uncomfortable with that bulge down there…

  28. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Rollercoaster
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    The comments don’t update when you switch photos anymore, Fish.

  29. Keanu Reeves Fat Jowls Messy Hair Man Of Tai Chi Photocall Cannes
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    Pretty Vacant.

  30. Alec Baldwin Carrying Hilaria Baldwin Seduced And Abandoned Photocall Cannes
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    I guess he wants it to be ironic when he does eventually fly into a rage and kill her only to deliver her body to the police and claim it was the Republicans.

  31. Hugh Jackman Scooter Neon Sneakers
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    This should be a part of the new Wolverine movie. So hardcore.

  32. Jaden Smith Stupid Clothes Skateboard
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    Dude, don’t bother with the whole emancipation thing. I get the feeling that your dad will be totally cool with you bringing trannies home. Call it a hunch.

  33. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
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    Bonebeaver.

  34. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    No one knew but Random Task was forced to wear a mask as part of the witness protection program guidelines…

  35. Stephen Baldwin
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    Baldwin! Stop fucking around and help these guests with their luggage!

  36. Alec Baldwin Carrying Hilaria Baldwin Seduced And Abandoned Photocall Cannes
    Josephus
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    Isn’t this how his last marriage ended?

  37. Hugh Jackman Scooter Neon Sneakers
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    Sexiest? Man Alive!

  38. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
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    Well, I just figured out what I would do with the powerball money…

  39. Michael Bay The Hangover Part 3 Premiere
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    “Yeah.. wash it, Megan… Wash my car you dirty girl… “

  40. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
    msu
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    Go MSU!!

  41. Britney Spears Butt Sweatpants
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    I got to give her credit. When it’s time to go on tour and make that money, she gets her ass in shape.

  42. Miley Cyrus Cleavage Swimsuit
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    Taken while atop a muff diving board.

  43. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Rollercoaster
    JC
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    Watch as a grizzled, gay biker takes time to comfort a scared, 14-year-old prostitute.

  44. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
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    That baby just told him that him and his family are useless figureheads that are used to placate the British public and make them feel like their country isn’t a shell of it’s former self.

    • Oh god that’s funny.

    • Leo

      Says a seppo prick who doesn’t know the difference between “it’s” and “its”. Let me explain something to all of you fat, classless yanks: one of the things that the royal family is really useful for is shaking hands with diplomats, and kissing babies – which gives parliament lots of time to actually run the fucking country. In your country, however, the geniuses that you elect have to stop focussing on trying to run the country whenever the doorbell rings and the President of Shitfuckistan arrives for a visit. You people could learn a lot (and lose a few stone) by keeping your mouths shut.

      • Um, Don’s not American.

      • Fishballs

        It always makes me laugh when British folks insult us “yanks” about by calling us fat when, in reality, one need only take a trip to the mother country to see that it’s not exactly an island filled with Twiggy’s and Thin White Dukes. Sure, there are more fat Americans than there are Brits, but that’s only because there are MORE AMERICANS than there are Brits. Also, we brush our teeth.

      • Found the monarchist!

      • Homeland Security is tracking his IP Address and will be chatting with him shortly. Meanwhile, a hot señorita is sprucing up his “lodgings” in Git-Mo.

      • I knew I was bound to get at least one idiot who can’t take a joke. And today, that idiot is you, Leo. A few points:

        1) I’m not American. The internet allows people from all over the world to post on this site. Amazing, isn’t it?

        2) It’s a fucking joke. As Fish once said, “Welcome to The Superficial. We make shit up.” My joke in no way represents how I feel about the Royal family.

        3) When coming to celebrity gossip websites, it’s wise to have a sense of humour. Leave your sensitivity at the door.

  45. Hugh Jackman Scooter Neon Sneakers
    DeucePickle
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    I think you mean, Bob Saget

  46. Price Harry Pretending To Punch Baby Help For Heroes Recovery Centre
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    My pubes are strawberry blonde, not ginger, you little cunt!

  47. Sharon Stone Nipple No Bra Yacht Cannes
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    It’s just not a film festival without Sharon Stone’s nipple.

  48. Alec Baldwin Carrying Hilaria Baldwin Seduced And Abandoned Photocall Cannes
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    Back breaker!! Do it, Alec!!!

  49. Peter Dinklage Moustache Crocs X-Men Days Of Future Past Set
    DeucePickle
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    The crocs are a nice touch

  50. Rebel Wilson Yoga Pants
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    Why doesn’t she rebel against food?

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