Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that actually serves a valuable purpose for once besides boob-ogling. (It still has that.) And that purpose is Chris Brown‘s object lesson in the practical decision-making capabilities, or more accurately lack thereof, withing the female brain. We’ve also got Thomas Lennon closing the chapter on photobombs, and Joe Lawrence not understanding how dryers and/or Los Angeles weather works.
Remember what I said about boob-ogling? You’re welcome,
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i’m expecting that movie to suck ass so what should I expect?
“Would you like a piece of candy?”
pffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttt
I just read that a major home furnishings retailer just bought advertising space there
They are going to advertise their new line of Recliners on her recliner. LOL
Anyone got a match?
She has the same skin color as ET when he is dying.
*still totally get teared up at that shit*
She really does resemble a corpse. Look, they even sewed her scalp back in place for the wake.
oxygen, she needs more freakin oxygen
finally a use for all those VHS tapes.
I think this knit cap thing might be taking over the Fedora spot atop douches everywhere.
There’s nothing wrong with a fedora as long it’s done right. But this is just effing stupid.
Says the guy who owns a Fedora.
I do occasionally.
But
There’s a big difference between knowing when and where to bring out the hat versus just tossing it on with your dbag v-neck, scarf, and skinny jeans ensemble because you take these pictures as a guidepost to everyday style.
You occasionally own a fedora? What, do you lease them with an option to buy?
hahaha
HAHAHA!
The expression on his face shows it all.
So much respect.
does he just walk into the barbershop and say…”just give me the douchebag”
Sweet Air Guitar SOLO!!!!
By ‘talking’ you actually mean ‘haggling’, right?
do male prostitutes have a female pimp?
To keep up that street cred, if you are gonna buy a guy, you got to buy a beard too.
Did she have a dyslexic moment and think it was a premier of black men?
You’re thinking of Kim Kardashian.
Yikes!
More heavy make-up and costumes, please.
pass the bong too!
Wow, it’s like a hot Jenna Jameson…
Unusually annoying for a hot chick.
annoys you a lot does she? talk your ear off all the time? or does she borrow stuff and not return it?
Relax, it’s just a haircut…
it’s not brain surgery.
“I’ll suck yo’ dick for a dollar” ~ Chris Brown
OK 2 black eyes and a sock to the stomach… but no choking…
“Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection…”
lmao!
“Do you barber guys have a ‘reverse haircut’ like masseurs have a ‘reverse massage’?
When your voice ain’t good enough to keep their attention, you know what to do…
The Homeless Collection
you can derelique my balls mine capitan
Chris is wondering if he needs to lower that window an inch or two further before pummeling her ass.
One-trick Pony lives to bray another day.
Madonna was better in Tokyo.
Madonna was better in every way.
*sigh*
‘Roid Rage Poster Boy
get off your lazy ass stupid
due has a pair of tits below his pits……………eww
Walter Williams was pressed for time and didn’t get a chance to be ‘somewhat convincing’ in drag tonight. It happens, I guess.
So that’s where the VHS of the original MIB went.
She’s “presenting”.
So am I.
So am I.
Seal + Beyonce = Wendy Williams
She came directly from her cameo on The Walking Dead.
Hey, ya vagrant!
From the back it looks like Miley Cyrus found her calling…
First, the snakes that had to be driven out. Then the potato famine. Then, the I.R.A.
Now this…
What did Ireland do to deserve it all?!?
Colcannon?
He keeps some nuts stored in his cheeks in case he gets winded and needs a pick me up during the concert.
Wait… she isn’t a Pussycat Doll?
Looks like someone talked back and now is gonna walk back.
This photo pretty much sums up Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.
Lieutenant Dangle is a badass.
Brilliant show all the way up until the last season when it all went to hell.
i have a prejudice against law enforcement which kept me from watching reno, as well as super troopers for several years.
glad i finally did though. them’s some funny motherfuckers
Y-M-C-A
Turning Japanese.. I really think so.
I said more douchy!
Adorable!
Oh look!
She’s pregnant for real at the premiere of a movie about expectant mothers!
How cool is that?
(who the fuck is she…?)
that’s goddamn clarissa and she’ll explain it all. respect.
Oh man, “Clarissa Explains It All”. I used to watch that crap all the time. I don’t really remember much explaining going on, but I think I remember she had a cool room. But that’s it.
Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Thanks, Fletch.
I guess I could have taken a couple of secs to IMDB her, but… nah.
Dude’s still cool in a corduroy suit.
Steroids make Hulk strong!!!
and unwed and broke and alopetic and left with an oedipal complex.
Nice bolt-ons.
In Moscow,, this is new, cutting-edge music.
LOL. They’re probably thinking “Perfect Strangers” is the funniest show on TV.
She really should stop getting her makeup done at a funeral home.
What to Expect When No One Expects You To Show Up at a Big Premiere.
Contrary to popular belief steroids have no side effects.
You’re damn right they don’t, you fucking ASSHOLE. ARE YOU SAYING I’VE DONE ‘ROIDS? WHERE DO YOU GET OFF SAYING SUCH THINGS? IF MY DICK WAS BIG ENOUGH I’D FUCK YOU AND SHOW YOU A THING OR TWO…AAARRRRRGHHHHH!
Watch out, tiny lady, you’re gonna get a giant elbow to the face! Also, duck lips.
She is 5’8. Unless she is in a NBA convention, she won’t get that many elbows to the face…
Wikipedia says she’s 5’9″, but whatever. She’s rather statuesque either way…
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stop being a hater because girls like this sh*t on you in high school. She wins… Definitely a perfect 10 go take your tears in the bathroom and jerkoff
If you’re replying to me, you need to re-read my post, preferably with a dictionary in hand.
If you’re NOT replying to me…never mind!