The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.15.12

May 15th, 2012 // 464 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that actually serves a valuable purpose for once besides boob-ogling. (It still has that.) And that purpose is Chris Brown‘s object lesson in the practical decision-making capabilities, or more accurately lack thereof, withing the female brain. We’ve also got Thomas Lennon closing the chapter on photobombs, and Joe Lawrence not understanding how dryers and/or Los Angeles weather works.

Remember what I said about boob-ogling? You’re welcome,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Thomas Lennon Moustache
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    i’m expecting that movie to suck ass so what should I expect?

  2. Thomas Lennon Moustache
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    “Would you like a piece of candy?”

  3. Jessie J Purple Tights High Kick
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    pffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttt

  4. Wendy Williams Cleavage
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    She has the same skin color as ET when he is dying.

    *still totally get teared up at that shit*

  5. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    finally a use for all those VHS tapes.

  6. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Small V Neck Shirt
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    I think this knit cap thing might be taking over the Fedora spot atop douches everywhere.

  7. Chris Brown Flirting Mystery Girl
    Johnny P!
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    The expression on his face shows it all.
    So much respect.

  8. The Situation Haircut
    tehbox
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    does he just walk into the barbershop and say…”just give me the douchebag”

  9. Donald Trump
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    Sweet Air Guitar SOLO!!!!

  10. Chris Brown Flirting Mystery Girl
    Smapdi
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    By ‘talking’ you actually mean ‘haggling’, right?

  11. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Men In Black III
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    Did she have a dyslexic moment and think it was a premier of black men?

  12. Lady Gaga Midriff
    Johnny P!
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    Yikes!
    More heavy make-up and costumes, please.

  13. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress
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    Wow, it’s like a hot Jenna Jameson…

  14. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Men In Black III
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    Unusually annoying for a hot chick.

  15. The Situation Haircut
    Johnny P!
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    Relax, it’s just a haircut…
    it’s not brain surgery.

  16. Chris Brown Flirting Mystery Girl
    YoMamma
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    “I’ll suck yo’ dick for a dollar” ~ Chris Brown

  17. Chris Brown Flirting Mystery Girl
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    OK 2 black eyes and a sock to the stomach… but no choking…

  18. The Situation Haircut
    YoMamma
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    “Don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection…”

  19. The Situation Haircut
    Smapdi
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    “Do you barber guys have a ‘reverse haircut’ like masseurs have a ‘reverse massage’?

  20. Jessie J Purple Tights High Kick
    Johnny P!
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    When your voice ain’t good enough to keep their attention, you know what to do…

  21. Andre 3000 Head Wrap Plain Overcoat
    YoMamma
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    The Homeless Collection

  22. Chris Brown Flirting Mystery Girl
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    Chris is wondering if he needs to lower that window an inch or two further before pummeling her ass.

  23. The Rock Flexing Bicep Pain And Gain
    Johnny P!
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    One-trick Pony lives to bray another day.

  24. Lady Gaga Midriff
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Madonna was better in Tokyo.

    Madonna was better in every way.

    *sigh*

  25. The Rock Flexing Bicep Pain And Gain
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    ‘Roid Rage Poster Boy

  26. Wendy Williams Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    Walter Williams was pressed for time and didn’t get a chance to be ‘somewhat convincing’ in drag tonight. It happens, I guess.

  27. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
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    So that’s where the VHS of the original MIB went.

  28. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress
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    She’s “presenting”.

    So am I.

    So am I.

  29. Wendy Williams Cleavage
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    Seal + Beyonce = Wendy Williams

  30. Wendy Williams Cleavage
    GLT
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    She came directly from her cameo on The Walking Dead.

  31. Andre 3000 Head Wrap Plain Overcoat
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    Hey, ya vagrant!

  32. Chris Brown Flirting Mystery Girl
    River
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    From the back it looks like Miley Cyrus found her calling…

  33. Andre 3000 Head Wrap Plain Overcoat
    Johnny P!
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    First, the snakes that had to be driven out. Then the potato famine. Then, the I.R.A.
    Now this…
    What did Ireland do to deserve it all?!?

  34. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
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    He keeps some nuts stored in his cheeks in case he gets winded and needs a pick me up during the concert.

  35. Jessie J Purple Tights High Kick
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wait… she isn’t a Pussycat Doll?

  36. Chris Brown Flirting Mystery Girl
    EricLr
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    Looks like someone talked back and now is gonna walk back.

  37. The Rock Flexing Bicep Pain And Gain
    catapostrophe
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    This photo pretty much sums up Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

  38. Thomas Lennon Moustache
    DeucePickle
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    Lieutenant Dangle is a badass.

  39. Donald Trump
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    Turning Japanese.. I really think so.

  40. The Situation Haircut
    EricLr
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    I said more douchy!

  41. Melissa Joan Hart Pregnant
    catapostrophe
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    Adorable!

  42. Melissa Joan Hart Pregnant
    Johnny P!
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    Oh look!
    She’s pregnant for real at the premiere of a movie about expectant mothers!
    How cool is that?
    (who the fuck is she…?)

  43. Liam Neeson Brown Teeth The Today Show
    Johnny P!
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    Dude’s still cool in a corduroy suit.

  44. The Rock Flexing Bicep Pain And Gain
    EricLr
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    Steroids make Hulk strong!!!

  45. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage
    GLT
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    Nice bolt-ons.

  46. Axl Rose Guns N Roses
    Johnny P!
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    In Moscow,, this is new, cutting-edge music.

  47. Wendy Williams Cleavage
    EricLr
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    She really should stop getting her makeup done at a funeral home.

  48. Melissa Joan Hart Pregnant
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    What to Expect When No One Expects You To Show Up at a Big Premiere.

  49. The Rock Flexing Bicep Pain And Gain
    River
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    Contrary to popular belief steroids have no side effects.

    • You’re damn right they don’t, you fucking ASSHOLE. ARE YOU SAYING I’VE DONE ‘ROIDS? WHERE DO YOU GET OFF SAYING SUCH THINGS? IF MY DICK WAS BIG ENOUGH I’D FUCK YOU AND SHOW YOU A THING OR TWO…AAARRRRRGHHHHH!

  50. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Dress
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    Watch out, tiny lady, you’re gonna get a giant elbow to the face! Also, duck lips.

    • Fan

      She is 5’8. Unless she is in a NBA convention, she won’t get that many elbows to the face…

      • Wikipedia says she’s 5’9″, but whatever. She’s rather statuesque either way…
        [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/16/sophie turner-340_510.jpg[/img]

    • heywood

      stop being a hater because girls like this sh*t on you in high school. She wins… Definitely a perfect 10 go take your tears in the bathroom and jerkoff

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