The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.14.13

May 14th, 2013 // 278 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’ve failed in my effort to eliminate the random boobs from this thing with the above pic, but I felt you should know that Aubrey O’Day is still alive, and just barely covering her rent generator again. We’ve also got the return of Kris Humphries‘ second most awful ex, Elsa Pataky, who, despite whatever the fuck is happening in this pic, will always be the better Hemsworth in-law, and finally, it’s time for one of those Anna Faris is a time-traveling vampire pics.

Ditto for James Spader, you guys aren’t fooling anyone,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INF Daily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Elsa Pataky Butt Tight Jeans Friend Checking Out Breasts Daughter India
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Elsa’s great ass distracted me while the baby crawled into oncoming traffic isn’t going to look good on the police report.

  2. Huey Lewis Crazy Eyes
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So we should’ve realized all along that Huey Lewis is Matthew Perry’s dad?

  3. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Tiny Bikini Instagram
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    Dumb and peeping a phone… Chris Brown just came to this pic.

  4. Topher Grace Crappy Beard at The Geffen Playhouse Annual Backstage At The Geffen Gala
    Icehawg
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    “Whoooeee. I know, right? There is just no way to justify Spiderman 3.”

  5. Selena Gomez Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Hey! Hey Selena! Over here! Buy you an ice cream?”

  6. Selena Gomez Butt Tight Jeans
    John
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    dont look so shocked, you are taking it in one hole or the other….or the other.

  7. Topher Grace Crappy Beard at The Geffen Playhouse Annual Backstage At The Geffen Gala
    Halflyng
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    What the House?

  8. Demi Moore Will Hannigan Yoga Instructor Certification Class
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    So apparently there’s a buff and blonde version of Russel Brand… Someone help us…

  9. Eva Longoria Cleavage Boob Window Global Gift Gala Paris
    John
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    please just pose nude already…..I LOVE YOU!!!!!

  10. Samuel L Jackson Steve Harvey Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    Icehawg
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    Sammy J has never been less happy to be alive. And black.

    Ya, you can call him Sammy J. He likes that.

  11. Samuel L Jackson Steve Harvey Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?

    I don’t know, but the white belt and yellow suit isn’t helping.

  12. OJ Simpson Goofy Smile Handcuffs Court Appearance
    John
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    Hey Lindsey, you in court again too?

  13. Huey Lewis Crazy Eyes
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    “The Heart of Rock and Roll is still … ACK!”

  14. Iggy Pop Open Shirt Leathery Skin El Hormiguero
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    Iggy pop has been there for days thinking the hosts were working on a skin tightening treatment

  15. Seth Green Clare Grant Golf Cart Ride
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    Is that Tom Cruise driving?

  16. Elsa Pataky Butt Tight Jeans Friend Checking Out Breasts Daughter India
    Smapdi
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    Free-range child raising is all the rage these days in Hollywood.

  17. Demi Moore Will Hannigan Yoga Instructor Certification Class
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    Will: “It’s amazing Molly. The love inside, you take it with you.”
    Demi: “I’d punch you, but I can’t feel my hands right now.”

  18. Huey Lewis Crazy Eyes
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    Oh, sorry I’m late. There was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying when the monkeys stole the glasses off my head. Mm-hai.

  19. Selena Gomez Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Shit, she spotted me…”

  20. Seth Green Clare Grant Golf Cart Ride
    Icehawg
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    Whoops, I looked directly into her eyes and now I am missing my soul. Great. Just great.

  21. Iggy Pop Open Shirt Leathery Skin El Hormiguero
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    “So this is what pissin’ your life away looks like. I don’t like it. No sir. Not one bit.”

  22. Lisa Rinna Marinara Handprint Buca Di Beppo
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    See?

    I haven’t gone through menopause yet!

  23. Myla Sinanaj No Bra See Through Shirt
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    I take back my comment about wanting to rumble with her in bed. I’m just not her “type”

  24. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Tiny Bikini Instagram
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    looks like she lost some weight in the vagina.

  25. OJ Simpson Goofy Smile Handcuffs Court Appearance
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    Apparently someone, who shall remain nameless, has been calling Kris Jenner at all hours of the night asking for Robert.

  26. Elsa Pataky Butt Tight Jeans Friend Checking Out Breasts Daughter India
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    “No, you’re not lactating either. So obviously it isn’t our baby. Careful not to touch it. The mom won’t come back to pick it up if you do.”

  27. Huey Lewis Crazy Eyes
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    Might as well face it, you’re addicted to drugs.

  28. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Tiny Bikini Instagram
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    Looks like SOMEBODY isn’t dressing as Angelina Jolie for Halloween this year!

  29. OJ Simpson Goofy Smile Handcuffs Court Appearance
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    George Foreman looks like shit.

  30. LL Cool J Gray Line Ride of Fame Honor
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    Way to dress up for your honoring!

  31. Huey Lewis Crazy Eyes
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    Clearly, he had what Tiger was having.

  32. Demi Moore Will Hannigan Yoga Instructor Certification Class
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    After this, can we have sex, in my van…down by the river?

  33. Huey Lewis Crazy Eyes
    Frank Burns
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    “And now, our musical tribute to Charles Nelson Reilly.”

  34. Iggy Pop Open Shirt Leathery Skin El Hormiguero
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    Iggy better put on a mask too, I’d hate to see anything damage it.

  35. James Spader Red Glasses Bowler Hat Scarf NBC Upfront Presentation
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    “Detective. reopen those 1920′s prostitution nightclub fashion show murder files. I think we’ve found the man for the job.”

  36. Demi Moore Will Hannigan Yoga Instructor Certification Class
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    You think she of all people would know that if you want a mystical experience, it’s a lot less trouble to do Whip-It’s.

  37. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Tiny Bikini Instagram
    herewego
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    Yo Pocohottits–you better be buying that bikini. You are showing a blatant disregard for proper sanitary protocol. Ewww.

  38. Jude Law
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    More hair on the chest…..less on the head.

  39. Samuel L Jackson Steve Harvey Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    The celebration was reaching its peak when, across the street, they spotted Kevin Hart getting a star of own.

  40. LL Cool J Gray Line Ride of Fame Honor
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    Is it racist that the black man was honored by a bus company?

  41. Huey Lewis Crazy Eyes
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    I want a new drug.

    One that helps my dick.

    One that helps me see my car

    Thru my glasses, three feet thick.

    I want a new drug.

    One that keeps the hair on my head.

    One that keeps my Depends dry.

    And my metamucil right in sight.

  42. Eva Longoria Cleavage Boob Window Global Gift Gala Paris
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    Damn.

  43. James Spader Red Glasses Bowler Hat Scarf NBC Upfront Presentation
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    You make a funny face when you cum.

  44. Huey Lewis Crazy Eyes
    CrashHell
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    I like music. Just they’re… Huey’s too black sounding for me.

  45. LL Cool J Gray Line Ride of Fame Honor
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    Testing….testing…Is this thing on?

  46. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Tiny Bikini Instagram
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    That price tag is for her.

  47. OJ Simpson Goofy Smile Handcuffs Court Appearance
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    GUILTY!

  48. Demi Moore Will Hannigan Yoga Instructor Certification Class
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    Didn’t he used to be on “Son’s of Anarchy?”

  49. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Tiny Bikini Instagram
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    So she’s in a dressing room trying this on, getting her personal stank all over the bottoms. You know she can’t afford it, so she’ll be putting it back on the shelf for some other unsuspecting skank to try on and get infected.

  50. LL Cool J Gray Line Ride of Fame Honor
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    Why can’t celebrities who are used to speaking into microphones ever figure out that they don’t have to lean down and touch the mic with their mouths. Just stand up and talk, dumbass.

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