The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 5.14.13

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’ve failed in my effort to eliminate the random boobs from this thing with the above pic, but I felt you should know that Aubrey O’Day is still alive, and just barely covering her rent generator again. We’ve also got the return of Kris Humphries’ second most awful ex, Elsa Pataky, who, despite whatever the fuck is happening in this pic, will always be the better Hemsworth in-law, and finally, it’s time for one of those Anna Faris is a time-traveling vampire pics.

Ditto for James Spader, you guys aren’t fooling anyone,

- Photo Boy

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