The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.9.13

April 9th, 2013 // 479 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of random celebrity nonsense that doesn’t at all aim to make you question what made your soul the dark, emotionless pit it truly is. Today’s targets include Jeremy Renner something something, butt smell, something something Tom Cruise, as well as Mario Lopez who just discovered that once a woman’s body fully stops producing estrogen he can can actually be aroused by it, Jennifer Tilly borrowing Jessica Simpson‘s pregnant boobs for an elegant occasion, Lena Dunham managing to force us all to look at her naked body even when she’s fully dressed and finally, Andy Dick with his daughterAndy Dick with his daughterAndy Dick with his daughterAndy Dick with his daught–

Sorry, my brain broke for a second there,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rihanna Crotch Grab Reach Around
    sweet peaches
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    The Monsters Comin Out Of Its Hole, I See

  2. Usher Dave Matthews And Sting Concert
    sweet peaches
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    “WHAT??? A brutha cant like DAVE MATTHEWS and STING??? SHIIIIIIIIIT”

  3. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Inaugural Oceana Ball
    sweet peaches
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    (in a baby voice:) “Yes, Im getting older but …TITS. Still TITS!”

  4. Rihanna Crotch Grab Reach Around
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    Itchy!

  5. Dennis Rodman Cara Quici French Kissing Fight Video Release Party
    sweet peaches
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    “Thats attractive” said no one EVER

    how DARE you touch the BEASTIE BOYS classic?! – said me

  6. Rihanna Crotch Grab Reach Around
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    Performing, eh? Where’s the pole?

  7. Axl Rose Cab Full Of Women Tonteria Nightclub
    sweet peaches
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    Beat me to it ^. Its like The Cowardly Lion and David Spade had a baby together

  8. Andy Dick Daughter DWTS After Party
    sweet peaches
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    I was not aware there was a Little Dick

  9. Holly Madison Daughter Rainbow Rotella
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    Rainbow Rotella…

    Motor Oil for Miatas.

  10. Halle Berry Cleavage Michael Kors And The United Nations World Food Programme Dinner
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If this is the way 46 year-old, pregnant, crazy bitches look, then I need to get myself one.

  11. Famke Janssen Cleavage 50 Years Of The MIPTV Cannes
    Fredical
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    Age is hitting her like a ton of bricks. I hope she ain’t in Wolverine 2 or the next X-Men flick.

  12. Dennis Rodman Cara Quici French Kissing Fight Video Release Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Most people never know the exact moment they catch herpes.

  13. Paula Patton Butt Tight Dress Disconnect Screening
    sweet peaches
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    I love that theres clearly a hand comin in for a grab. And that its a chicks hand too.

  14. Kid Rock Maracas Jimmy Kimmel Live
    catapostrophe
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    White people.

  15. Jeremy Renner Smelling Fingers David O Russell Untitled Movie
    Fredical
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    Why does my finger smell like Tom Cruise?

  16. Dennis Rodman Cara Quici French Kissing Fight Video Release Party
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    I dig the chapeau, Huggy Bear.

  17. Kendall Jenner Cleavage Rihanna Concert
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    It’s okay, sweetie, I’m sure you’re not the only one who wants to puke.

  18. Lena Dunham Nipples Fat Legs Girls Set
    catapostrophe
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    “Gross! Why are you taking a picture of me?”

  19. Andy Dick Daughter DWTS After Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She looks a little too… what’s the word I’m looking for here… normal? Well-adjusted? Not like the spawn of someone who spent the better part of a decade getting drunk in public and urinating on himself? Well, one of those words.

  20. Usher Dave Matthews And Sting Concert
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    Seen here field testing it for the first time, Usher unveils his little boy seduction ray device.

  21. Rumer Willis Huge Chin Cleavage A Letter To My Dog: Notes To Our Best Friends Cocktail Party And Book Signing
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    So this is what it’s like to travel to another dimension…I don’t like it

  22. Andrew Dice Clay Cargo Sweatshorts Fanny Pack Fingerless Gloves High Socks
    j/k
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    Comb over, fingerless gloves, oversize cargo capri pants, grey socks pulled all the way up, denim jacket, and a leather hip sack.

    Doesn’t need anything else to be hilarious.

  23. Kendall Jenner Cleavage Rihanna Concert
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Go ahead and puke inside me, Kendall. It’s not like I have a nose. Haha!” – 1960s Robot Purse

  24. Demi Lovato Double Chin
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    Photoboy, you spelled Dom Deluise’s ghost wrong.

  25. Harrison Ford Angry Stud In Ear
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    Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, ‘Lista?

  26. Rumer Willis Huge Chin Cleavage A Letter To My Dog: Notes To Our Best Friends Cocktail Party And Book Signing
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If chin was cleavage, this would be her best angle.

    At least her hair looks… I’m just going to move onto the next picture.

  27. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Inaugural Oceana Ball
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    We’re gonna need a bigger motorboat.

  28. Cameron Diaz No Make Up Covering Face Yoga Pants
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    I didn’t know they sold coke in 16oz cups

  29. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Inaugural Oceana Ball
    CK
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    I would. I definitely positively absolutely would.

  30. Rihanna Crotch Grab Reach Around
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    I see the hand! Push Rihanna!

  31. Demi Lovato Double Chin
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I wasn’t aware that part of rehab involved the Burger King dollar menu.

  32. Kayla Collins Bikini Playboy
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    That’s a nice dumper, but the face is beat.

  33. Alexander Skarsgard Disconnect Promotion Apple Store
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    Damn it, PhotoBoy! Now I have to change panties!

  34. Lena Dunham Nipples Fat Legs Girls Set
    primitivefix06
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    It’s not ironic anymore! Please make it stop! *Covers eyes with hands*

  35. Alexander Skarsgard Disconnect Promotion Apple Store
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    “Great… Someone please bring in the cleanup crews. We have an incident”
    “Is it Hamm?”
    “No, it’s Skarsgaard this time”

  36. Usher Dave Matthews And Sting Concert
    Unknown
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    “One Swedish-made penis enlarger pump”…

  37. Kendall Jenner Cleavage Rihanna Concert
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    “What did that black guy mean by Golden Shower? I should ask Kim…”

  38. Rihanna Crotch Grab Reach Around
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    If we could zoom in, it would say “Drake was here”

  39. Holly Madison Daughter Rainbow Rotella
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    She saved her daughter the trouble of coming up with a stage name

  40. Holly Madison Daughter Rainbow Rotella
    CK
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    Because “Tri-Color Rotini” was already owned by Barilla.

  41. Andy Dick Daughter DWTS After Party
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    And then people ask me why I support human breeding permits…

  42. Rumer Willis Huge Chin Cleavage A Letter To My Dog: Notes To Our Best Friends Cocktail Party And Book Signing
    DeucePickle
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    The wrong part of this picture is out of focus

  43. Rihanna Crotch Grab Reach Around
    lily
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    i can smell the trash from here

  44. Kristy Swanson Fat Belly Weight Gain 7th Annual American Red Cross Red Tie Affair
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    Can someone please ask the red cross to bring out the time machine? 1995 should be good…

  45. Alexander Skarsgard Disconnect Promotion Apple Store
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    yummy ;)

  46. Halle Berry Cleavage Michael Kors And The United Nations World Food Programme Dinner
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    gorgeous!

  47. Jeremy Renner Smelling Fingers David O Russell Untitled Movie
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    “Look Jeremy, I know you’re a pro and everything. And believe me, I hate asking this but can you make this character less… uhmmm.. how shall I put this… gayee?”

  48. Kid Rock Maracas Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    I had no idea how far the Mexicans had infiltrated us…
    Machete will pay for this!!

  49. Kristy Swanson Fat Belly Weight Gain 7th Annual American Red Cross Red Tie Affair
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    shes pretty

  50. Gwyneth Paltrow Legs Short Shorts Book Signing
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    great legs…everything else i can do without…that face is frightening

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