The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.24.12

April 24th, 2012 // 325 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I honestly don’t know why NBC’s in last place among the networks, but I know this can’t be helping. Also, Jason Segel is now a windowless van away from a lifetime of awkward neighbor introductions, and Irina Shayk missed today’s memo on which part of her body will earn her more money than I’ll make in a year.

Stop me if you’ve heard this one, two communists walk into a bar and laugh and laugh about how they secretly plotted to install a black man in the White House to steal everyone’s guns let poor people buy name brand cereal with our tax dollars..

- Photo Boy

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  1. Michael Bay Scooter Pain And Gain
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    I’d like to see Megan Fox wash THIS in a bikini!

  2. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
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    How do you say “keep it cool, Penn” in Russian?

  3. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Pants
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    Cornhole!

  4. Michael Bay Scooter Pain And Gain
    It's what's for Dinner
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    I hope he lays that thing down and the fireball is fucking magnificent.

  5. Jessica-Jane Clement Cleavage
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    Look at the brain condo on that one! Jesus, it’s like a duplex with two parking spots.

  6. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Sean Penn and a dude with a Buffalo Wing stain on his head? I can think of one young lady who’s very horny right now.

  7. Anthony Hopkins Hitchcock Costume
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    Anthony, pull your pants up.

  8. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
    Rooster
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    arms and hands do not make sense

  9. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Pants
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    Pippa?!?

  10. John Cusack Alice Eve The Raven
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Did his hairline look like that before or after the bird started pecking?

  11. George Lucas Neck Pouch
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    “Can I see those pictures once you’re done taking them? I’d like to do some retouching.”

  12. Taylor Schilling Zac Efron Hand Bandage The Lucky One
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    Masturbation accident, right Zac?

  13. Taylor Schilling Zac Efron Hand Bandage The Lucky One
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She’s a homophobe.

  14. Richard Grieco Metallic Red Shirt The Raven
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    David Copperfield!?!

  15. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
    DonDrapersDad
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    In Soviet Russia, finger pull you.

  16. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
    Bagina Face
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    What the fuck? This makes absolutely no fucking sense.

  17. Richard Grieco Metallic Red Shirt The Raven
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    He is The Last In Line in so many ways.

  18. Crispin Glover
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    “Freaky Deaky”. It’s the story of his life, right?

  19. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Pants
    kimmykimkim
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    Sweetheart, bras go on top.

  20. Richard Grieco Metallic Red Shirt The Raven
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Any ladies down for some necrophilia?

    BTW, if I didn’t understand lesbianism before, I do now.

  21. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
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    I bet her sugar hut has ants.

  22. Jessica-Jane Clement Cleavage
    Gen
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    Where do you come up with these people? I’m pretty well-versed in pop culture and I have NO IDEA who they are.

    • Keep in mind that this site has a surprisingly considerable British readership. They don’t point themselves out much except when Fish confuses Northern Ireland with the Republic, or whatever the hell that was all about that time with Rihanna. And then they get all huffy about it.

  23. Anthony Hopkins Hitchcock Costume
    kimmykimkim
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    Nuh-uh! Shut up!

  24. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Racer X
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    I’d hit that like a single up the middle.

  25. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
    JC
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    “Mikhail, dude, wanna run a train on ScarJo? She’ll totally come over if we text her pics of our old man balls!”

  26. Richard Grieco Metallic Red Shirt The Raven
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    A reader writes: “A lot of celebrities look like they don’t know enough to come in out of the rain. How hard is that to achieve on a budget?”

  27. Kim Kardashian Nipple Cleavage
    kimmykimkim
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    ENOUGH WITH THIS BITCH!

    • look at the very bottom of this page where it says: The Superficial is a member of BUZZMEDIA Entertainment, a division of BUZZMEDIA
      this is why she’s probably in every single post, every single day, she’s paying advertising obviously….

  28. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    I think I can see the cardboard corrugation in the sign…and paint runs as well.

  29. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Sorry Miss, no one want to buy CDs out of your trunk or get blowjobs in your backseat… you’re going to have to leave the premises.

  30. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Pants
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    Product placement is all wrong.

  31. John Cusack Alice Eve The Raven
    Where's the McBeef?
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    pretty sure that’s a crow and not a raven.

    • Colin

      Crows have orange beaks. Ravens have black beaks. I’m no ornithologist, but it looks like a raven to me.

  32. Lou Ferrigno First Ever Fan Expo
    mel gibson
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    MEL ANGRY!!!

  33. Jason Segel Scruffy Beard
    JC
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    “HA HA, you’re right! I totally can’t grow a beard!”

  34. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
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    “Whoa-ho-ho, Gorby! Let’s save the hand job for the ladies, pal!”

  35. Taylor Schilling Zac Efron Hand Bandage The Lucky One
    kimmykimkim
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    Why does your fist smell like shit?

  36. Taylor Schilling Zac Efron Hand Bandage The Lucky One
    zac efron
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    I don’t care what that lady’s face says…my farts DO smell like roses!

  37. Richard Grieco Metallic Red Shirt The Raven
    kimmykimkim
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    Nice shirt, 1998.

  38. Anthony Hopkins Hitchcock Costume
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    He’s saluting the raising of his pants

  39. Richard Grieco Metallic Red Shirt The Raven
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    Just. NO.

    • Cock Dr

      Come on…where’s your sense of humor?
      It could have been much worse. He could have unbuttoned a few more of those buttons.

  40. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
    JC
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    Brush your hair down or pull your face up. One of the two.

  41. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    JC
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    At this distance, she looks pretty good.

  42. Taylor Schilling Zac Efron Hand Bandage The Lucky One
    diego
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    Chris Brown vs. Rihanna: Glee Style

  43. Mikhail Gorbachev Sean Penn
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    “No! NO! I know it sounds bad but I can pretend to save Russia by wiping that stain off your head. It’ll be just like what I did for Haiti!!

  44. Richard Grieco Metallic Red Shirt The Raven
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    Blackbeard’s ghost does he ever look fucktarded.

  45. Cary Elwes Scarf Sunglasses
    cary elwes
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    Wait! Where are my fingerless gloves? My douchebaggery is incomplete!

  46. Anthony Hopkins Hitchcock Costume
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    Anthony, it’s Alfred Hitchcock, not Mr. Bean’s weird uncle….

  47. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
    kimmykimkim
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    Another disappointing final five. Fucking awesome.

  48. Richard Grieco Metallic Red Shirt The Raven
    Mike Walker
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    He looks like he just crawled out of a house fire.

  49. Pamela Anderson Cleavage
    The Pope
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    I can has cheezburger?!

  50. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    aubrey o'day
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    Ouch!
    This picture is heavy.

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