Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I honestly don’t know why NBC’s in last place among the networks, but I know this can’t be helping. Also, Jason Segel is now a windowless van away from a lifetime of awkward neighbor introductions, and Irina Shayk missed today’s memo on which part of her body will earn her more money than I’ll make in a year.
Stop me if you’ve heard this one, two communists walk into a bar and laugh and laugh about how they secretly plotted to install a black man in the White House to steal everyone’s guns let poor people buy name brand cereal with our tax dollars..
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I’d like to see Megan Fox wash THIS in a bikini!
How do you say “keep it cool, Penn” in Russian?
do not post in russian.
Dosvedanya, Beefski.
“Kipskulnaya, Spikolnikov.”
Cornhole!
I hope he lays that thing down and the fireball is fucking magnificent.
jelly much?
Look at the brain condo on that one! Jesus, it’s like a duplex with two parking spots.
at least it looks like the dress can come off really fast.
Sean Penn and a dude with a Buffalo Wing stain on his head? I can think of one young lady who’s very horny right now.
Anthony, pull your pants up.
arms and hands do not make sense
Pippa?!?
Imma Skank?
Did his hairline look like that before or after the bird started pecking?
And on his hair line there was tapping
and said the Raven “nevermore”
“Can I see those pictures once you’re done taking them? I’d like to do some retouching.”
He has to make sure to CGI the thing to death. HAN SHOT FIRST!
I thumbed this up because Han did indeed shoot first.
and putting jaba in ep IV was the stupidest thing ever and jaba the hut is not a human being…
and the original jaba’s palace song was much better and so was
yub nub. and how the fuck does hayden christian’s ghost have any business being in the final scene?! i want my 8$ back!
For what – much needed therapy?
Masturbation accident, right Zac?
She’s a homophobe.
David Copperfield!?!
In Soviet Russia, finger pull you.
What the fuck? This makes absolutely no fucking sense.
He is The Last In Line in so many ways.
“Freaky Deaky”. It’s the story of his life, right?
Sweetheart, bras go on top.
Any ladies down for some necrophilia?
BTW, if I didn’t understand lesbianism before, I do now.
I bet her sugar hut has ants.
Where do you come up with these people? I’m pretty well-versed in pop culture and I have NO IDEA who they are.
Keep in mind that this site has a surprisingly considerable British readership. They don’t point themselves out much except when Fish confuses Northern Ireland with the Republic, or whatever the hell that was all about that time with Rihanna. And then they get all huffy about it.
hahahahaha tomfrank. good observation
Hey! I never get huffy you Amerocentric bastard!
(See what I did there?)
Nuh-uh! Shut up!
I’d hit that like a single up the middle.
“Mikhail, dude, wanna run a train on ScarJo? She’ll totally come over if we text her pics of our old man balls!”
A reader writes: “A lot of celebrities look like they don’t know enough to come in out of the rain. How hard is that to achieve on a budget?”
ENOUGH WITH THIS BITCH!
look at the very bottom of this page where it says: The Superficial is a member of BUZZMEDIA Entertainment, a division of BUZZMEDIA
this is why she’s probably in every single post, every single day, she’s paying advertising obviously….
I think I can see the cardboard corrugation in the sign…and paint runs as well.
Sorry Miss, no one want to buy CDs out of your trunk or get blowjobs in your backseat… you’re going to have to leave the premises.
Wait, blowjobs?
Product placement is all wrong.
pretty sure that’s a crow and not a raven.
Crows have orange beaks. Ravens have black beaks. I’m no ornithologist, but it looks like a raven to me.
MEL ANGRY!!!
“HA HA, you’re right! I totally can’t grow a beard!”
“Whoa-ho-ho, Gorby! Let’s save the hand job for the ladies, pal!”
Why does your fist smell like shit?
I don’t care what that lady’s face says…my farts DO smell like roses!
Nice shirt, 1998.
He’s saluting the raising of his pants
Just. NO.
Come on…where’s your sense of humor?
It could have been much worse. He could have unbuttoned a few more of those buttons.
Brush your hair down or pull your face up. One of the two.
At this distance, she looks pretty good.
Chris Brown vs. Rihanna: Glee Style
“No! NO! I know it sounds bad but I can pretend to save Russia by wiping that stain off your head. It’ll be just like what I did for Haiti!!
Blackbeard’s ghost does he ever look fucktarded.
Wait! Where are my fingerless gloves? My douchebaggery is incomplete!
Anthony, it’s Alfred Hitchcock, not Mr. Bean’s weird uncle….
Another disappointing final five. Fucking awesome.
He looks like he just crawled out of a house fire.
I can has cheezburger?!
Ouch!
This picture is heavy.