The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.23.13

April 23rd, 2013 // 428 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which sadly doesn’t follow an organic GOOP farm-to-table hernia exam, but it does have Barbra Streisand‘s cleavage, so yeah, I guess I’m full of apologies all around. Anyway, there’s also Joel McHale whose sockless green leather shoe look completely negates every Scott Disick joke he’s ever told, Khloe Kardashian not at all about to chew off some tiny, butter-soaked fingers and finally Halle Berry just bursting with enthusiasm to be back on an X-Men set.

But that’s still better than whatever the hell Jamie Foxx is doing here. Jesus Christ, Amazing Spider-Man 2 producers,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jamie Foxx Nerd Outfit The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    You can take the man out of In Living Color, but you can’t In Living Color out of the man.

  2. Thomas Jane Barefoot Red Carpet Sirius Premiere
    yoop
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    There can be only one!

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Black Dress
    Sven Golly
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    It just occurred to me that Kim and her ass wouldn’t fit in the same section of a revolving door. AWKward.

  4. Barbra Streisand Cleavage 40th Anniversary Chaplin Award Gala
    Dick Hell
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    It’s always a bummer when Grandma forgets to close her robe.

  5. Peter Stormare Red Sunglasses Pain & Gain Premiere
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    Verz da muney Lebowski?

  6. Joel McHale Green Patent Leather Shoes No Socks E! Upfronts
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Ohmygod ohmygod! Can you totally get me on American Idol?”
    “Jesus, I’m not Ryan Seac- fuck it, sure.”

  7. Kate Middleton Baby Bump Willows Primary School
    tom
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    Looks like the baby is already starving.

  8. Kate Middleton Baby Bump Willows Primary School
    Lemmiwinks
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    She’s carrying it low which means it will be a curly-haired ginger.

  9. Lena Dunham Fat Tight Jeans Girls Set
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    With a face like that, it’s a wonder she isn’t a Willis.

  10. Melissa Howe Cleavage Miniskirt Spring To Make A Difference Fundraiser
    Dick Hell
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    Stay classy Mel.

  11. Pierce Brosnan Keely Shaye Smith 40th Anniversary Chaplin Award Gala
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    “Remember when you used to be so hot, my dear? Shall we get more girl scout cookies?”

  12. Backstreet Boys Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star
    diego
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    I think this is what they call a “fallen star”

  13. Khloe Kardashian Eyeballing Godsons Popcorn
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    The debate rages in her mind: Do I tear his arm off and beat him senseless to get to the popcorn, or do I just bite off some fingers?

  14. Mark Wahlberg With Little People Pain & Gain Premiere
    Abby Normal
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    Mark and some of his biggest fans.

  15. Khloe Kardashian Eyeballing Godsons Popcorn
    Skippy86
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    “Jesus I hope the Samsquash doesn’t eat me”

  16. January Jones Pale Legs Miniskirt
    John Travolta
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    I bet all she does is fuck.

  17. January Jones Pale Legs Miniskirt
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    Not pictured: locking her baby in the car for “just a few minutes”

  18. Nick Cannon Ridiculous Outfit Mirror NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
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    Deion Sanders couldn’t even pull off that outfit.

  19. Mark Wahlberg With Little People Pain & Gain Premiere
    Skippy86
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    The guy behind the blond looks like hes getting a little head

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Black Dress
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    Her ass has grown another ass. I think that makes at least 3. We all can’t just ignore that original tiny ass that looks like it barely still fits the toilet seat can we? You know what I’m talking about. The fat people “innner-ass ring”.

  21. Backstreet Boys Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star
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    Where’s a falling piano when you need one.

  22. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    Simply magical… How the hell did they photoshop her dad out of the towel next to her?????

  23. Khloe Kardashian Eyeballing Godsons Popcorn
    M3
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    “hmnnn…. 425 degrees, 32 minutes per pound, baste with it’s juices every 45 minutes… God Damn! that’s a long time to wait for my popcorn stuffed delight…”

  24. Jamie Foxx Nerd Outfit The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
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    I will forever use this picture anytime someone tries to convince me he deserved an Oscar…

  25. Christina Hendricks Huge Cleavage The Daily Show
    Skippy86
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    Some day , some day Christina your gonna slip up and I’m going to be there.

  26. Jamie Foxx Nerd Outfit The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t recall the issue with El Fruity Negro.

  27. Rihanna Cleavage Instagram
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    Lice?

  28. Nick Cannon Ridiculous Outfit Mirror NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
    Smapdi
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    Nick is surprised to see his reflecting, thinking Mariah had sucked the life out of him years ago.

  29. Sir Richard Branson Holding Woman Panty Flash Upskirt
    yourmom
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    stupid pantyhose….

  30. Halle Berry Storm Costume X-Men Bryan Singer Twitter
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    I know she has an Oscar and a decent career but would it kill her to smile for cashing a paycheck?

  31. Kate Hudson The Reluctant Fundamentalist Tribeca Film Festival
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    Hey, Beyoncé’s publicist! Got another client for you.

  32. Backstreet Boys Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star
    Fredical
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    How’d they get the star put there without disturbing their sleep?

  33. Melissa Howe Cleavage Miniskirt Spring To Make A Difference Fundraiser
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    she just made a little bit of a difference in my pants

  34. Backstreet Boys Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star
    Smapdi
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    Are we sure they just weren’t living there already?

  35. Kim Kardashian Huge Fat Ass Tight Black Dress
    Skippy86
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    I swear to you when I pulled up this picture I heard a train whistle, but nobody else in house did?.

  36. Bar Refaeli Bra Michael Phelps Shirtless Instagram
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    This man should have an Oscar… One day convincing us never to touch marijuana and the next day to jump knee deep init…
    Kudos, Mr. Phelps.

  37. Heidi Klum Cleavage Crazy Eyes NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
    Smapdi
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    Paparazzi – “Hey Heidi, I’m taking your photo with an antique camera. Hahahaha!”

  38. Melissa Howe Cleavage Miniskirt Spring To Make A Difference Fundraiser
    Skippy86
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    Looks like her tits are fighting to be in front for the photos

  39. Bar Paly Cleavage Pain & Gain Premiere
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    Score one more for my chosen people…

  40. Kate Middleton Baby Bump Willows Primary School
    Smapdi
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    A few more pounds of baby weight and she’ll be fat enough to be one of Jessica Simpson’s thighs.

  41. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
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    I fucked TWO guys today, Dad! I hate you.
    – Your “Little Pig”

  42. Ireland Baldwin Bikini Instagram
    Deacon Jones
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    Good thing I wasn’t on that beach….Id be facing multiple charges

  43. Thomas Jane Barefoot Red Carpet Sirius Premiere
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    Nothing says serious UFO documentary like, “I gots no shoes!”

  44. Rihanna Cleavage Instagram
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    Seen here is a man that basically works photoshop magic in real life…

  45. Thomas Jane Barefoot Red Carpet Sirius Premiere
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    As a UFO junkie, I will watch this!

  46. Rihanna Cleavage Instagram
    Skippy86
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    I’m going with stitches

  47. Melissa Howe Cleavage Miniskirt Spring To Make A Difference Fundraiser
    Smapdi
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    Attention Whore 101: if the press isn’t taking your photo, refuse to let go of their vehicle until they take a few shots.

  48. Lena Dunham Fat Tight Jeans Girls Set
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    Come on… One thing is to make an argument for other body types but she’s pushing it now… Seriously, it looks as though she’s been staying with Britney Spears for 2 months.

  49. Nick Cannon Ridiculous Outfit Mirror NBCUniversal Summer Press Day
    Alex
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    Jesse, now Jerome, Jesssss……O-we-O-we-O

  50. Sir Richard Branson Holding Woman Panty Flash Upskirt
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    I can only imagine what goes on in his private jet…ON WEED.

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