The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.2.13

April 2nd, 2013 // 299 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that features one of The Rock‘s infamous cheat days, which are crazy, but if you really want to feel emasculated, put on this slave Leia bikini Fish makes me wear everyday click here to see what he looked like at 15 years old. *looks down pants, wipes tear* We’ve also got Kirsten Dunst wearing a shirt with a French phrase on the back while waiting on vegan take-out, so your typical hipster-with-burdensome-gigantic-breasts-type, as well as Cara Santana borrowing Rihanna‘s favorite dress, and finally, just fuck you Jason Sudeikis. Fuck you right in your bastard-making face.

Look at that kid and tell me he’s not the dad,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Olivia Wilde Bra See Through Shirt Jason Sudeikis
    alex
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    When did her fucking face get so fucking big?

  2. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage David O Russell Untitled Film
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    Such a multi-talented actress… Mountains of talent… Talent just flowing right our of her…
    What I am trying to say here, folks, is: BEWBS….

  3. Chris Brown 106 & Park
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    See, if your shoes ain’t tied, the ho will survive the stomping.

  4. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage David O Russell Untitled Film
    Inner Retard
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    She bows to us, we bow to her talents. Wait, if we bow we can’t see her talents. Cue ‘Applause’ sign!

  5. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage David O Russell Untitled Film
    MD2020
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    Hmm, the film’s untitled? May I suggest “Boobs”?

  6. Tom Cruise Oblivion Press Conference Moscow
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    “And I’d get on my tricycle and get all excited and then that bitch Katie would come in and tell me to quit playing around…
    What a ball-buster…”

  7. Anna Chlumsky Cleavage The Company You Keep Premiere
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    Dad, I don’t want to upset you, but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate than my right. It can only mean one thing: cancer. I’m dying.

  8. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
    KingDoosher
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    Who? Nobody? Right.

  9. Tom Cruise Oblivion Press Conference Moscow
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    “Invisible motorcycle goes VROOM VROOM!”

  10. Tom Cruise Oblivion Press Conference Moscow
    Inner Retard
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    Yessss! They almost believe I’m straight.

  11. Shia LaBeouf Foot Cast
    KingDoosher
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    Dooooooosh.

  12. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
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    I don’t get it… How did that paparazzo get her camera taken away? Was she cornered? Was she within the 2′ inner circle?

  13. Tom Cruise Oblivion Press Conference Moscow
    JC
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    “And if you bend Travolta’s erect penis about this much, he starts to whimper like a school girl…”

  14. Tom Cruise Oblivion Press Conference Moscow
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    “Can I drive car?” Drive car? You mean like this? Sure! They have these blocks they fit on the pedals.

  15. The Rock Flexing Over Pizzas Twitter
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    What in the blue hell?

  16. Tom Cruise Oblivion Press Conference Moscow
    Juch
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    “I grabbed cock with my right hand, then grabbed another with my left, right as I got nailed up the bum. Also, I’m not gay.”

  17. Shia LaBeouf Foot Cast
    JC
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    “What, what’s that? No, nothing’s wrong with my foot. This is an artistic statement.”

  18. Tom Cruise Oblivion Press Conference Moscow
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    I think he’s passing a painful Thetan.

  19. Kirsten Dunst Butt Yoga Pants
    Inner Retard
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    I challenge myself to hit the NEXT button before I finish this sent….

  20. The Rock Flexing Over Pizzas Twitter
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    Its the Rock doing one of his food challenges.

  21. The Rock Flexing Over Pizzas Twitter
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    And so began the titanic battle between two behemoths…
    But Jessica Simpson would not back down from the Rock’s challenge.
    She’s been on this battlefield before and was not about to concede defeat… or any of that pizza…

  22. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage David O Russell Untitled Film
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    No kid will go hungry with those games.

  23. Chris Brown 106 & Park
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    “This is where the ankle bracelet would normally be, but I’m a celebrity, so that shit ever happens to me.”

  24. Chris Brown 106 & Park
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    “So I got this blade mechanism put into my ankles like fighting cocks have… You never know when you have to trample a 13 year old”

  25. Tom Cruise Oblivion Press Conference Moscow
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    Well, now I know how to write “power bottom school” in Cyrillic.

  26. Chris Brown 106 & Park
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    “I thought I smelled dog shit until I realized it was just me.”

  27. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage David O Russell Untitled Film
    Toe Jam
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    Now it’s dark…mommy, mommy!!

  28. Anna Chlumsky Cleavage The Company You Keep Premiere
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    Went from “My girl” to “My girlssss” amirite???

  29. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage David O Russell Untitled Film
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    Oh sure, for fancy schmanzy director David O. Russell, she’ll wear a wig and a fur coat, but she just ignores the hundreds of letters I’ve written her asking if she’d show up at my house in a panda outfit. Snob.

  30. Tom Hanks Moustache Lucky Guy Opening Night Broadway
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    Out of frame: Peter Scolari with a half-gallon of Popov vodka.

  31. Tom Cruise Oblivion Press Conference Moscow
    Toe Jam
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    “Katie Holmes leg-handle bars…brooom broom! Thats how OT8 rolls…yeah, boyeeee!”

  32. Kirsten Dunst Butt Yoga Pants
    Toe Jam
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    I’d crush it.

  33. Chris Brown 106 & Park
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    Eh, just a little bit of blood spatter…

  34. Shia LaBeouf Foot Cast
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    “I call this piece “My foot in my career’s ass”… I think it speaks for itself….”

  35. Chris Brown 106 & Park
    ThisWillHurt
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    “They’re white, but the material makes it easy to wash off Rihanna’s blood after one of our ‘dates.’”

  36. Tom Cruise Oblivion Press Conference Moscow
    Cock Dr
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    Male or female it doesn’t matter. More and more plastic surgery on the face makes a person eventually resemble a mule, cow or camel.

  37. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
    Inner Retard
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    To indicate the scale the truck behind him is actually a Caterpillar 797B.

  38. Kirsten Dunst Butt Yoga Pants
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    What kinds of vegetables make the skin on your legs translucent?

  39. Olivia Wilde Bra See Through Shirt Jason Sudeikis
    Tiggles
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    Lollipop head. And Sudekis, lose the backpack, you are a grown man for craps sake.

  40. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Jeans SUR Lounge
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    I speak on behalf of all men: Dayummm

  41. Sophie Turner Butt Tight Jeans SUR Lounge
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    She’s still hot, but she’s approaching that “2006 Jenna Jameson” stage rapidly.

  42. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
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    If you’re a big fat tub of shit, and you’re trying to come up with something to improve your appearance, ‘shit tons of tattoos’ is definitely not the answer. Neither is ‘K-Mart sweatpants’.

  43. Maria Shriver Sticking Tongue Out With Son Christopher
    Toe Jam
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    The crack in the earths crust finally reveal our queen lizard overlord.

  44. Tom Cruise Oblivion Press Conference Moscow
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    Yeah, I just grab onto the E-meters like this, grit my teeth, and Travolta just wrecks it back there.

  45. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
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    Only Spectreman can save Tokyo now.

  46. Maria Shriver Sticking Tongue Out With Son Christopher
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    I’d hit it.

  47. Meg Ryan Lucky Guy Opening Night Broadway
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    She used to be so cute until she fucked up her face. Blech.

  48. Victoria Justice Butt Jean Shorts House Of Blues
    Tiggles
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    Nice.

  49. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
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    arm tattoos work sooo much better on people that don’t have jobs.

  50. Maria Shriver Sticking Tongue Out With Son Christopher
    Inner Retard
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    To the right, Chris. I taste a young soul.

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