Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that features one of The Rock‘s infamous cheat days, which are crazy, but if you really want to feel emasculated, put on this slave Leia bikini Fish makes me wear everyday click here to see what he looked like at 15 years old. *looks down pants, wipes tear* We’ve also got Kirsten Dunst wearing a shirt with a French phrase on the back while waiting on vegan take-out, so your typical hipster-with-burdensome-gigantic-breasts-type, as well as Cara Santana borrowing Rihanna‘s favorite dress, and finally, just fuck you Jason Sudeikis. Fuck you right in your bastard-making face.
Look at that kid and tell me he’s not the dad,
- Photo Boy