The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.16.13

“Eet was jus lika dees, only the seat move-a up-an down.”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where at this point I’d usually make some lefty political joke about a current event, but instead I’d rather just get straight to the tits and dick jokes like a professional journalist. Anyway, here’s Robert Pattinson quite literally getting tit for tat (Tat in this case being receiving cunnilingus in a parked car by your married boss.), David Spade and the delicate art of negotiation and Heather Graham responding to the question “How do you think the rest of Farrah Abraham’s life’s going to go?”

“Terribly,” she gasped in between fits of laughter, “Just absolutely terribly,”

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