Welcome to Tuedsay’s The Crap We Missed where Jason Biggs just about chucks up his chili dog after being reunited with Tara Reid‘s vagina, Nicole Kidman is starting to leak everywhere now, and Mickey Rourke knows there’s no place like home even if home happens to be the walk-in closet of your coke dealer’s house.
Wow, Rumer Willis really pulls off that spandex dre– Good Christ, why did I look above the collarbone?!
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“Six-pack shmix-pack…
Check out my mini-kegger!”
Looks more like a Cadburry Creme Egg.
mmmmm
FIsh if you called her she would probably tell you who the father is, just saying.
It’s me.
You heard it here first.
Did your cock freeze off when you impregnated her?
Not pictured. Beautiful, beautiful, plops.
You know, being a fry cook ain’t so bad. I gets to keep some of what I throws out.
Mirror, Mirror on the wall who is the hottest American Pie girl of all?
None of them, my pretty.
Actually the one chick is still smoking hot. I forget her name, she played the Russian chick in the first movie. Also, those are calves not cankles, looked how rip this chick is she is all muscle. Cankles are fat and gross.
Do Barbie’s eyes open when we tip her body upright?
Mick’s extensions have all fallen out because my man has not been photographed without that stupid hat in ages.
That IS his hair, NOT a hat.
OMG, OMG, OMG I can see her pooper thing!
And my boner is gone.
Soon we shall reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
Has anyone seen my medallion, it was around here somewhere.
I’m sorry but what the hell is going on with her mid section?
if she’s a clone, she doesn’t have a belly button. i learned that in the matrix
I’d hit it.
Fish, stop it with the January Jones pics!
I just had to use a credit card to scrape ice off my monitor… again!
Killer Lewinski impression.
Ha !
For the love of God.
I thought it was Claire Danes doing “pissy face”
Live Together In Perfect Harmony Side By Side On My Piano Keyboard…
I’d actually go the Eddie Murphy/Joe Piscapoe SNL verison for this pic.
http://en.fooooo.com/w/b4c7df1123edf5aedfd0a065324fa6dc
You know, with the right lighting you can almost think it’s human.
Nah, you’d still hear all the beeping and whirring.
She looks great pregnant. Wait, what?
Behind every WHORES there is a MAN blabbity blah blah throwing it down a flight of stairs wearing a gimp mask.
The strain to fight against the face lift and botox is apparently great enough to break a sweat.
Tomorrow: I bet the back of her pants are soaked. A body fluids tri-fecta.
Que’ dumper!
Surgeon: “And what’s the look we’re going for, Miss Kidman?”
Nicole: “How about… ummm… ‘Perpetual Bemusement’?”
Surgeon: “Coming right up!”
Sexy pregnant ethiopian, it’s the peace corp all over again.
Moments before her head is bitten off by her zombie caricature?
Winning!
Empty bag of sweets, full bag of kids underwear. Winning!
Anglina Jolie is that you?
Nope, she would need skinnier arms!
Que’ dumper!
Exhibit A: Every girl grows up and turns into her Mom.
Even her breasts have chins
FTW—best laugh I’ve had all day.
Nothing else is worth reading after that line.
muahahahahahahaha
GAME OVER
Consider me awestruck!
Kudos!!!
I can’t dance, I can report. I have no discernible talent at all. But because my daddy was famous, people still treat me like I can do anything.
“And this is my Mom when she was campaigning!”
Not pictured: the tax money spent smoothing out that moon-face.
I must assume this movie is about flat asses in short shorts.
That should change the name to white teen felons.
She’s got to stop wiping her chin with her dress or that thing’ll fall
off!
White Girls In Mexico is still in production it seems, too bad they couldn’t find any white girls in California to play the role of the white girl.
She looks like a real-life version of one of those warped “If they had a baby” mash-ups that Conan O’Brien used to do.
I saw that one i think it was with Demi Moore and Bruce Willis
Sometimes Alicia Keys looks black.
and right now is not one of them. Why the fuck does she think she can wear this shit?
Oh my God she looks so hot.
She doesn’t realize the beauty show invited her as negative example, does she?
She is one tank top grease stain away from a great Britney Spears impression.
I wonder if even she knows who she is.
Oh wow I want to bone that, oh boy.
You better get the gun away from him first.
“V’ger has sent me”
Christ, someone better get Superman.
I think it’s time for an anal sex tape to get “stolen”
Oh golly I want to pound that hiney.
If you can find it, it’s yours.
Check her boots