The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.6.12

March 6th, 2012 // 429 Comments

Welcome to Tuedsay’s The Crap We Missed where Jason Biggs just about chucks up his chili dog after being reunited with Tara Reid‘s vagina, Nicole Kidman is starting to leak everywhere now, and Mickey Rourke knows there’s no place like home even if home happens to be the walk-in closet of your coke dealer’s house.

Wow, Rumer Willis really pulls off that spandex dre– Good Christ, why did I look above the collarbone?!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Six-pack shmix-pack…
    Check out my mini-kegger!”

  2. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    Ling Ling, herro?
    Commented on this photo:

    FIsh if you called her she would probably tell you who the father is, just saying.

  3. Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant Belly Minidress Dance
    MRF
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    Not pictured. Beautiful, beautiful, plops.

  4. Brittany Snow No Makeup
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, being a fry cook ain’t so bad. I gets to keep some of what I throws out.

  5. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Mirror, Mirror on the wall who is the hottest American Pie girl of all?

    • EricLr

      None of them, my pretty.

      • Bringbackbabalu

        Actually the one chick is still smoking hot. I forget her name, she played the Russian chick in the first movie. Also, those are calves not cankles, looked how rip this chick is she is all muscle. Cankles are fat and gross.

  6. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    it had to be said
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    Do Barbie’s eyes open when we tip her body upright?

  7. Mickey Rourke Gold Shoes Knit Hat
    SteveG
    Commented on this photo:

    Mick’s extensions have all fallen out because my man has not been photographed without that stupid hat in ages.

  8. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG, OMG, OMG I can see her pooper thing!

  9. Nicole Kidman Armpit Stains
    Huntington
    Commented on this photo:

    And my boner is gone.

  10. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Soon we shall reveal ourselves to the Jedi.

  11. Alicia Keys
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Has anyone seen my medallion, it was around here somewhere.

  12. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry but what the hell is going on with her mid section?

  13. Chelsea Clinton
    Davey
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    I’d hit it.

  14. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish, stop it with the January Jones pics!
    I just had to use a credit card to scrape ice off my monitor… again!

  15. Chelsea Clinton
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Killer Lewinski impression.

  16. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Davey
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    For the love of God.

  17. January Jones Bra See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was Claire Danes doing “pissy face”

  18. Prince Harry Usain Bolt
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Live Together In Perfect Harmony Side By Side On My Piano Keyboard…

  19. Nicole Kidman Armpit Stains
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, with the right lighting you can almost think it’s human.

  20. Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant Belly Minidress Dance
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great pregnant. Wait, what?

  21. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    SteveG
    Commented on this photo:

    Behind every WHORES there is a MAN blabbity blah blah throwing it down a flight of stairs wearing a gimp mask.

  22. Nicole Kidman Armpit Stains
    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    The strain to fight against the face lift and botox is apparently great enough to break a sweat.

  23. Nicole Kidman Armpit Stains
    Commented on this photo:

    Tomorrow: I bet the back of her pants are soaked. A body fluids tri-fecta.

  24. LegMan

    Que’ dumper!

  25. Nicole Kidman Armpit Stains
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Surgeon: “And what’s the look we’re going for, Miss Kidman?”
    Nicole: “How about… ummm… ‘Perpetual Bemusement’?”
    Surgeon: “Coming right up!”

  26. Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant Belly Minidress Dance
    Becker
    Commented on this photo:

    Sexy pregnant ethiopian, it’s the peace corp all over again.

  27. Pamela Anderson
    George P Burdell
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    Moments before her head is bitten off by her zombie caricature?

  28. Charlie Sheen Daughter Sam Soccer Game
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Winning!

  29. Alicia Keys
    Caveman
    Commented on this photo:

    Anglina Jolie is that you?

  30. Selena Gomez Bikini Twitter
    LegMan
    Commented on this photo:

    Que’ dumper!

  31. Chelsea Clinton
    Commented on this photo:

    Exhibit A: Every girl grows up and turns into her Mom.

  32. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Even her breasts have chins

  33. Chelsea Clinton
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t dance, I can report. I have no discernible talent at all. But because my daddy was famous, people still treat me like I can do anything.

  34. Chelsea Clinton
    Johnny P!
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    “And this is my Mom when she was campaigning!”

  35. Chelsea Clinton
    Commented on this photo:

    Not pictured: the tax money spent smoothing out that moon-face.

  36. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    I must assume this movie is about flat asses in short shorts.

  37. Jenelle Evans Mugshot Stalking Arrest
    George P Burdell
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    That should change the name to white teen felons.

  38. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s got to stop wiping her chin with her dress or that thing’ll fall
    off!

  39. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    Shakeesha Jackson
    Commented on this photo:

    White Girls In Mexico is still in production it seems, too bad they couldn’t find any white girls in California to play the role of the white girl.

  40. Rumer Willis Cleavage Spandex Dress
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a real-life version of one of those warped “If they had a baby” mash-ups that Conan O’Brien used to do.

  41. Alicia Keys
    Commented on this photo:

    Sometimes Alicia Keys looks black.

  42. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    Obligatory Fan
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my God she looks so hot.

  43. Katie Price Belly Bare Midriff
    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t realize the beauty show invited her as negative example, does she?

  44. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    She is one tank top grease stain away from a great Britney Spears impression.

  45. Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant Belly Minidress Dance
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if even she knows who she is.

  46. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    Obligatory Fan
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh wow I want to bone that, oh boy.

  47. Alicia Keys
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “V’ger has sent me”

  48. Alicia Keys
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Christ, someone better get Superman.

  49. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Dress
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I think it’s time for an anal sex tape to get “stolen”

  50. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Butt Cheeks Short Shorts
    Obligatory Fan
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh golly I want to pound that hiney.

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