The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.27.12

March 27th, 2012 // 444 Comments

Lady GaGa, however, is apparently very thorough with hers.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I knowingly lead the lambs to internet slaughter, including this shot from the premiere of Bully, because we’re a special kind of fucked-up over here. Also, I fixed that problem we’ve been having with Rose McGowan and Katherine Heigl‘s faces, and Tom Hardy walks through LAX like he not only stopped 9/11, but also knocked it up and aborted its retarded fetus. (Suck it, Arizona!)

Is that Rita Rusic blowjaying a dog’s nose?,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Cuba Gooding Jr.
    King Diamond
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    Is he choking? He looks grey.

  2. Steven Tyler Swimsuit Painted Toenails
    King Diamond
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    A mixture of someones grandma and Waldo.

  3. Lady Gaga Bathroom Self Shot Twitter
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    Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the fairest tucked in penis of them all…

  4. Lady Gaga Bathroom Self Shot Twitter
    ticonderoga
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    i wonder what face i can do to make my nose look as small as possible

  5. Randal

    Lady GaGa, a musical sensation, entertainer and just an all around beautiful person. She is what Madonna could only wish she was back during her brief reign in the music industry.

    This woman has staying power, outside of her amazing outfits and even within. She is what every other female entertainer will attempt to emulate and become, but never will.

    Randal

  6. Kim Kardashian Fat Butt Yoga Pants
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    That’s one hell of a door dent she’s leaving…

  7. Lady Gaga Bathroom Self Shot Twitter
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    To the girls that submit their “ew” and “man” jokes as always happens, post a pic of yourself with no makeup. Sure, she is not traditionally beautiful but she’s proud of her looks and that’s nice since celebrities usually coat their faces in makeup.

    • Anon

      A ton of young women look good without makeup. And, the classy ones don’t take pictures of themselves staring into bathroom mirrors. Finally, the smart ones wouldn’t see a picture of themselves that looks like crap and put it on the internet for the world to see.

    • Anon

      A ton of young women look good without makeup. And, the classy ones don’t take pictures of themselves staring into bathroom mirrors. Finally, the smart ones wouldn’t see a picture of themselves that looks like crap and put it on the internet for the world to see.

    • Mike Honcho

      Um, yeah… she does have makeup on. Get off your soapbox, lest you be beaten with it.

  8. Jude Law Yelling
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    Oy face…

  9. Tara Reid Saggy Knees American Reunion
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    “Ok so is a wardrobe malfunction all set to go?”

  10. Cuba Gooding Jr.
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    Youuuu……. ARE NOT THE FATHER!

  11. Lady Gaga Bathroom Self Shot Twitter
    Richard McBeef
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    She doesn’t have to be ass ugly, she just wants to.

  12. Tom Hardy Camoflauge Gear Sunglasses Scruffy Beard
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    Mark Walberg take note: An actual badass…

  13. Irina Shayk Butt Tight Dress
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    A pic where we’re actually happy they turn around…

  14. Drake
    Richard McBeef
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    In before some college kid says herp or derp.

  15. Cuba Gooding Jr.
    joe
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    Show me the butterbomb chardonnay!

  16. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    “Tell me who sent you or I’ll snap your little neck like a twig…

  17. Kim Kardashian Fat Butt Yoga Pants
    K-Tron
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    Not everyone has an ass with a soundtrack by Tina Turner.

  18. Cuba Gooding Jr.
    Richard McBeef
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    That must be white grape drink.

  19. Kate Upton Butt Tight Dress
    Richard McBeef
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    fuck you, god. fuck you right up the ass.

  20. Pierce Brosnan
    joe
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    Cart. Smarte Carte. Chrome, not black.

  21. Tara Reid Saggy Knees American Reunion
    K-Tron
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    “Ok… just a few more calibrations, and we’re good for another take. God, this android was worth the investment- look how much we’ve saved in booze and retouching!”

  22. Kim Kardashian Fat Butt Yoga Pants
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    Somewhere, on the other side of the internet, the Michelin Man is masturbating furiously to this picture.

  23. Liam Neeson
    The Pope
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    Black plastic on the walls? Yep, that’s a dead woman.

  24. Jude Law Yelling
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    “I always drive through Dallas like this!”

  25. Steven Tyler Swimsuit Painted Toenails
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Age has not been kind to Bugs Bunny

  26. Kate Upton Butt Tight Dress
    Cole
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    Atta girl ;D

  27. Patricia Clarkson Gloves Cloak
    Richard McBeef
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    A cape and a wheat belt. This is why the opera can suck my ass.

  28. Drake
    Rickets
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    There is no Drake, only Zuul.

  29. Patricia Clarkson Gloves Cloak
    Graybear
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    I didn’t know she joined The Justice League. Congrats!

  30. Drake
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    He has a way with himself that no one else will ever compare to.

  31. Kim Kardashian Fat Butt Yoga Pants
    bassackwards
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    Looks better WITH the flour…. it’s not just for finding the wet spot anymore!

  32. Gillian Jacobs
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    When it’s the mouth that’s smiling but not the eyes at least I know where I stand. This is just fucking with me.

  33. Drake
    bassackwards
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    What’s a Drake?

  34. Lady Gaga Bathroom Self Shot Twitter
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    Cannot be unseen burn my eyes

  35. Frankie Essex Bikini
    diego
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    Iiiiii’mmmm mmmmeeelllttttiiiinnnggg!!!

  36. Tara Reid Saggy Knees American Reunion
    El Jefe
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    Ready for her part in The Stepford Wives Part II

  37. Cuba Gooding Jr.
    bassackwards
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    You thought you’d just have a dry fart but……..

  38. Pierce Brosnan
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    He couldn’t get on the flight because his wife needed both seats.

  39. Liam Neeson
    EricLr
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    One day he’ll meet up with Nicolas Cage and they’ll just yell at each other for hours.

  40. Jude Law Yelling
    The Pope
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    “If I hear one more person sing ‘Hey Jude!’, I’m going to go bloody insane!”

  41. Chloe Sevigny Bra See Through Shirt Miniskirt
    bassackwards
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    wtf is she wearing? looks like chain mail and a baggie…

  42. Cuba Gooding Jr.
    El Jefe
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    Show me the barf bag.

  43. Katherine Heigl Butt Tight Jeans
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    She’s trying to estimate how many mediocre writers it would take to get these things out of her car.

  44. Seann William Scott Scruffy Beard American Reunion
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “I can make my hair grow just by thinking about it. Watch.”

  45. Jude Law Yelling
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Apparently in England, the prostitutes ask for the money before getting in the car.

  46. Kate Upton Butt Tight Dress
    El Jefe
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    Standing ovation. Primo.

  47. Rita Rusic Bikini
    bassackwards
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    No blowing the dog!

  48. Jude Law Yelling
    EricLr
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    Well, if your girlfriend had just backed into you and cut you in half, you’d probably be pretty bloody pissed too!

  49. Steven Tyler Swimsuit Painted Toenails
    El Jefe
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    Someone’s grandma got lost on the beach.

  50. Lady Gaga Bathroom Self Shot Twitter
    Isa
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    Such ugly looking fella

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