Lady GaGa, however, is apparently very thorough with hers.
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I knowingly lead the lambs to internet slaughter, including this shot from the premiere of Bully, because we’re a special kind of fucked-up over here. Also, I fixed that problem we’ve been having with Rose McGowan and Katherine Heigl‘s faces, and Tom Hardy walks through LAX like he not only stopped 9/11, but also knocked it up and aborted its retarded fetus. (Suck it, Arizona!)
Is that Rita Rusic blowjaying a dog’s nose?,
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Is he choking? He looks grey.
A mixture of someones grandma and Waldo.
don’t look now but those vultures are about to eat ali lohan
Mirror mirror on the wall, who has the fairest tucked in penis of them all…
So clever! Must’ve took you a while to come up with that!
Well, it’s no “so clever! Must’ve took you a while to come up with that,” which apparently takes four hours and twelve minutes to craft.
i wonder what face i can do to make my nose look as small as possible
She best keep working on it.
Lady GaGa, a musical sensation, entertainer and just an all around beautiful person. She is what Madonna could only wish she was back during her brief reign in the music industry.
This woman has staying power, outside of her amazing outfits and even within. She is what every other female entertainer will attempt to emulate and become, but never will.
Randal
You can tell Randal has the voice of that “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” guy.
That’s one hell of a door dent she’s leaving…
To the girls that submit their “ew” and “man” jokes as always happens, post a pic of yourself with no makeup. Sure, she is not traditionally beautiful but she’s proud of her looks and that’s nice since celebrities usually coat their faces in makeup.
A ton of young women look good without makeup. And, the classy ones don’t take pictures of themselves staring into bathroom mirrors. Finally, the smart ones wouldn’t see a picture of themselves that looks like crap and put it on the internet for the world to see.
A ton of young women look good without makeup. And, the classy ones don’t take pictures of themselves staring into bathroom mirrors. Finally, the smart ones wouldn’t see a picture of themselves that looks like crap and put it on the internet for the world to see.
Yikes, sorry about the double post.
Um, yeah… she does have makeup on. Get off your soapbox, lest you be beaten with it.
Oy face…
“Ok so is a wardrobe malfunction all set to go?”
Youuuu……. ARE NOT THE FATHER!
She doesn’t have to be ass ugly, she just wants to.
Mark Walberg take note: An actual badass…
Tom Hardy, career actor and student at drama schools. What exactly makes him a badass again? Is it carrying a camo military backpack even though you have never been in the military?
HAHAHA +10
Maybe watching an endless loop of Full Metal Jacket?
Tom is hella ripped and buff. That along with being an amazing actor makes him a bad-ass.
Oh yeah, I remember him in…or was it…but then there was…just who in the fuck is he?
He’s huge! What is he, a buck 40?
Just a wee bit over… http://www.reelcomix.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/tom_hardy-bronson.jpg
A pic where we’re actually happy they turn around…
In before some college kid says herp or derp.
Show me the butterbomb chardonnay!
“Tell me who sent you or I’ll snap your little neck like a twig…
Not everyone has an ass with a soundtrack by Tina Turner.
That must be white grape drink.
oh, sorry, I’m black so it’s ok to thumb that up.
fuck you, god. fuck you right up the ass.
It’s not god’s ass I suddenly want to fuck.
tom, that is god’s ass.
Cart. Smarte Carte. Chrome, not black.
“Ok… just a few more calibrations, and we’re good for another take. God, this android was worth the investment- look how much we’ve saved in booze and retouching!”
Somewhere, on the other side of the internet, the Michelin Man is masturbating furiously to this picture.
I’m only allowed to like this once. I would like it more if Fish would let me.
I thought it was OK, but it didn’t cross my threshold for a thumbs up. So I donated mine to you Uncle Phil.
Yeah, and he’s probably looking at the tire on the SUV.
Black plastic on the walls? Yep, that’s a dead woman.
“I always drive through Dallas like this!”
Funny, I find myself driving through Dallas like this also. Something about the fucked up drivers and a wookie…
chewie! lock down auxiliary power!!!
Age has not been kind to Bugs Bunny
Atta girl ;D
A cape and a wheat belt. This is why the opera can suck my ass.
There is no Drake, only Zuul.
I didn’t know she joined The Justice League. Congrats!
He has a way with himself that no one else will ever compare to.
Looks better WITH the flour…. it’s not just for finding the wet spot anymore!
When it’s the mouth that’s smiling but not the eyes at least I know where I stand. This is just fucking with me.
What’s a Drake?
A male duck.
or in some cases, a dragon
Cannot be unseen burn my eyes
Iiiiii’mmmm mmmmeeelllttttiiiinnnggg!!!
Ready for her part in The Stepford Wives Part II
You thought you’d just have a dry fart but……..
He couldn’t get on the flight because his wife needed both seats.
One day he’ll meet up with Nicolas Cage and they’ll just yell at each other for hours.
Add Samuel L. Jackson to the mix and you start to get a vision of what the Mayans were talking about with this 2012 stuff.
If they can recruit one more (I’m thinking The Rock) they can start their own barbershop quartet.
Al Pacino would be a better choice. There’s isn’t a moment where he isn’t yelling.
“If I hear one more person sing ‘Hey Jude!’, I’m going to go bloody insane!”
wtf is she wearing? looks like chain mail and a baggie…
Show me the barf bag.
She’s trying to estimate how many mediocre writers it would take to get these things out of her car.
“I can make my hair grow just by thinking about it. Watch.”
Apparently in England, the prostitutes ask for the money before getting in the car.
Standing ovation. Primo.
No blowing the dog!
Well, if your girlfriend had just backed into you and cut you in half, you’d probably be pretty bloody pissed too!
Someone’s grandma got lost on the beach.
So sad when old people wander away from the home….
Such ugly looking fella