The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.26.13

March 26th, 2013 // 242 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s already starting to lose steam because of the upcoming holiday. And Jesus said unto her, “I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will live, even though he dies; now plaster thy breasts with paints, turn slightly and yeah, just tilt the bounty of thy heavenly father out towards the camera now. John 15: 22-25

What, they don’t do bible study like that where you’re from?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katie Price Horse Costume KP Equestrian Line
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    There’s a Sarah Jessica Parker joke in this, but it’s just not coming to me.

  2. Ellen DeGeneres Portia de Rossi Australia Tour
    Josephus
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    And suddenly, for reasons she did not yet understand, Portia found herself…excited. Ellen struggled to hide her concern.

  3. Shia LaBeouf Foot Cast
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Check out my futuristic shoe. It ties itself, just like in that movie.”
    “That’s a cast. You have a broken foot.”
    “Shut up! I’m very cool!”

  4. Katie Price Horse Costume KP Equestrian Line
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    I think I just heard a million Bronies’ heads explode.

  5. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Bunny Ears
    ThisWillHurt
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    Yup, it’s wabbit season.

  6. Shia LaBeouf Foot Cast
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    His other foot just wants to be taken seriously.

  7. Shia LaBeouf Foot Cast
    SIN
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    I see they finally got his foot out of his mouth.

  8. Kelly Osbourne Purple Hair Ozzy Glasses
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I’m the princess of fucking dark- Oh, godness! Sweetie, those shoes don’t match your outfit. What was I talking about?”

  9. Prince Charles Stuffed Bear Wool House
    Josephus
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    “Prince Charles meets his third wife.”

    There, fixed it for ya.

  10. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
    Stacy
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    She has lost alot of weight. Still a ways to go but she is trying.

  11. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Bunny Ears
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    I want to watch that bunny eat a carrot.

  12. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Bunny Ears
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    Must be cold out.

  13. Katie Price Horse Costume KP Equestrian Line
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    So this is what “having your head shoved so far up your ass” looks like.

  14. Emma Watson Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    That looks like shit

  15. Prince Charles Stuffed Bear Wool House
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Yes . . . yes, lovely taxidermy job you’ve done there. Tell me, could you do the same to . . . Oh, I don’t know . . . A certain 86-year-old Queen of a certain island country, could you?”

  16. Ellen DeGeneres Portia de Rossi Australia Tour
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    Didgeridon’t.

  17. Shia LaBeouf Foot Cast
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    That’s what you get for being a hustler, chief.

  18. Katie Price Horse Costume KP Equestrian Line
    ThisWillHurt
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    The little person behind her must be getting hot.

  19. Emma Watson Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Weeblo
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    Looks more alive than her in person

  20. Emma Watson Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    ThisWillHurt
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    They put nipples on it just so they could put nipple pasties on them.

  21. George Clooney Moustache Looking Through Lens The Monuments Men Set
    Weeblo
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    Perv

  22. Katie Price Horse Costume KP Equestrian Line
    meeps!
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    She’s representing the wrong end…

  23. Emma Watson Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Max
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    Aw crap, they made it with her mouth closed.

  24. Prince Charles Stuffed Bear Wool House
    Weeblo
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    Camilla darling, you should really dress up when in mixed company

  25. Emma Watson Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    emma watson's vagina
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    interesting

  26. Jordan Carver Cleavage
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    These ladies are not exactly what I would call “glamorous”. “Dayshifters”, maybe. Well, except for Ms. Carver. She’s definitely a headliner. Still not glamorous, though.

  27. Prince Charles Stuffed Bear Wool House
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    “I still don’t understand the Yanks’ fuss about the right to bear arms.”

  28. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    Nicole Eggshaped.

  29. Helen Flanagan Cleavage
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    I’d love to “Coronation” her “Street”, if you know what I’m saying.

    Actually, that doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.

  30. Kelly Osbourne Purple Hair Ozzy Glasses
    JC
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    The transformation into her father is complete.

  31. Snooki Cleavage VH1 Studios
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    After the recent spate of Kim Kow pictures, this shot is actually kind of a relief.

    I hate myself.

  32. Snooki Cleavage VH1 Studios
    emma watson's vagina
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    so when did Deborah Harry get a facelift.

  33. Ellen DeGeneres Portia de Rossi Australia Tour
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    “Yay! Look Ellen, we’re having heterosexual sex!”

  34. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Bunny Ears
    JC
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    Never let it be said that the Germans don’t have a sense of humor.

  35. Emma Watson Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    maoix
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    Was the figure smart enough to wear panties?

  36. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Bunny Ears
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    This must be what George Clooney was looking at through his lens.

  37. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Bunny Ears
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    What better way to celebrate the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ than to have a porn star paint up her tits like the Easter Bunny and stand around in Berlin in the freezing cold. No, seriously, I think I’m okay with that. Mazel tov!

  38. George Clooney Moustache Looking Through Lens The Monuments Men Set
    guttboy
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    Shit, I thought it was Geraldo Rivera…..

  39. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Bunny Ears
    Sheppy
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    Meanwhile, in Germany, 0 fucks given.

  40. Brandi Chastain Ripped Abs Bikini Splash Practice
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    Isn’t this the commercial where somewhere in the background somebody says, “Hail to the ‘V’ ‘?

  41. Katie Price Horse Costume KP Equestrian Line
    chicka
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    Karmooshian should totally steal this idea!!!!

  42. Katie Price Horse Costume KP Equestrian Line
    B&WMinstrel
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    And still the most unnatural looking thing is the tits

  43. Jordan Carver Cleavage
    chicka
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    floppy sloppies!

  44. Prince Charles Stuffed Bear Wool House
    B&WMinstrel
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    “So you never got kissed by the princess?”
    “No” said Charles.

  45. Katie Price Horse Costume KP Equestrian Line
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    A line of equestrian clothing? Wouldn’t it be kind of hard to ride a horse dressed like that?

  46. Snooki Cleavage VH1 Studios
    alex
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    Disgusting. Fucking Snookie doesn’t want to be photographed by the paparazzi? I fucking hate myself too Fredrick Buddha.

  47. Micaela Schaefer Naked Body Paint Bunny Ears
    B&WMinstrel
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    That’s a good question, Timmy. Maybe I can put it this way. Imagine Micaela here at the Brandenburg Gate represents Germany and now imagine her dignity and self respect is Cyprus…

  48. George Clooney Moustache Looking Through Lens The Monuments Men Set
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    He’s doing fancy guy stuff.

  49. Doutzen Kroes Bikini Butt
    Gin&Tonic
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    looks much better from the back

  50. Doutzen Kroes Bikini Butt
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    I didn’t motorboat my monitor off of my desk. I didn’t.

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