Here’s today’s The Crap We Missed that has absolutely nothing to do with Chris Brown, so let’s all piss ourselves with joy like I just did and jump right into it: Kate Winslet is a Vulcan now, Kendra Wilkinson is going full-stripper for Dancing With the Stars while Kirstie Alley will simply devour her opponents, and Juliette Lewis just weaned me off bikinis for a while.
Always plotting elaborate window fights,
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“Fuck that’s good coke!”
“I think there is a little speck of lasagna sauce on my cheek from lunch. Don’t want to miss any of those precious calories!”
(deep voice)
“To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong!”
At least in this picture you can’t see Noahs gnarly teeth. Too bad you can’t see Miley’s boobs either!
linky no worky
I hate Evan Rachel Wood, but I love me some Kate Winslet. The last three movies I saw her in she had some pretty hot sex. Any actress that is willing to do that is probably dynamite in the sack. I bet she even moans with an accent.
I too appreciate Ms Winslet’s uninhibited approach to her craft.
I’m not arguing with you but why do you hate ERW? She’s not a talentless hack, she’s pretty, she keeps to herself. She’s not handing paparazzi cash under the table to conveniently show up where she is. So she has [really] questionable taste in men. Surely that isn’t cause to HATE her? Just asking.
Pedophiles: They’re everywhere
Like so many women before her, Carrie immediately lost her hotness after catching her man! WTF has happened to this girl, she looks like somebody’s old maid sister.
I go from Kate Winslet to this? What the hell, is this some kind of a cruel joke?
thank you :)
WOW I thought that was Laura Linney
So did I actually. ERW must me on some accelerated program.
“Do you want to eat my bandana?
“Simply Irresistible”
Nice song plug, Robert!
@Robert: +1 internets
Dd you just go and find random pictures of women in an attempt to make up for the “bromance morning”, Fish? Couldn’t you have at least held out for someone close to attractive? Kirsten Dunst? Really? Come on, now!
LOL
The name says everything…..Playboy toy, hooker, harlot and porn star!
She looks as good as she sings….which btw, isn’t a compliment!
Today on the Nature Channel, a rare albino mole briefly ventures from it’s underground lair to go shopping…
The rare albino mole has heard the call of the newly single Mole King. Jordan Bratman will have a new mate yet.
Jeez! You two almost made me cry laughing!
This is about as original as the show he is on, “Glee”. And it sucks ass just as bad!
“Oh my God, I just realized I am not good looking!”
Kid Rock, what else needs to be said?
Nothing
There’s some mayo on the other side too, Kirstie. Then again when you’ve had a whole vat, you are bound to miss some.
Hey there Mr Optician, can you please find some glasses that make my head look rounder and more pumpkinish?
Suddenly Charlie Sheen breaks from the crowd and attempts to snort the lines off her dress. Winning!
Looks like Spanky lost some weight.
Frankly, I didn’t think you could go downhill any farther than you already had today, BUT, I was wrong…..Juliette Lewis in a bikini, O MY F’ing G! That is like a picture of a twig in strips of cloth! Very sexy…..NOT!
right next to this pic are the recaps. and it has Snooki. so after looking at Snooki ,i am getting a raging hard on from this.
Well, looks like id still lend Juliet a finger to suck on. Still holding up nicely.
This should be an ad for Spanxx. Cause in this she just looks like a shapely transvestite. The photo from AFTER the show could be an ad for Play-Doh Factory.
When that Spanxx bursts open, heads will roll.
There’s a serious corset under there.
we should all buy stock in whatever undergarments she has on here. that or I would like the guy who designed that dress and gave her something of an hourglass figure to design all of my clothes from now on.
Why is there a picture of Charles Manson impersonator on “The Superficial”?
Zell?
Another “troll” picture just for Fish’s buddy, Charlie Sheen.
Quick! Someone make a trail of Reeses Pieces to lure her out of frame…
WIN.
Someone just got it up the butt.
Is the bikini top just there to attract sympathy? It doesn’t appear to serve any other purpose.
True, she is very modestly endowed.
But IMO it’s better than implants.
The top covers the sacred nipples, which many societies still raise quite a ruckus over if they’re seen in public.
I dunno, she has no tits, but for a 37 year old I think her body’s looking good.
Agreed. I’ll take her over Taylor Momsen’s pudgy, shlumpy teen lesbian entourage any day.
I’d still need two bags for her face…one to cover it and a second one just in case the first one slipped off.
You can see the effect exposure to Marlyn Manson has on a woman. Evan Rachel Wood is so pale she looks like a cadaver next to Kate. And Kate is from England, where the sun doesn’t shine for months on end.
Does Revolution make bags to put over ewoks heads?
What has been seen, can’t be unseen.
Apparently Mr. Rock thought this was to honor President Clinton.
I hate to rant but…why the hell is some Hugh Hefner cast-off slut on DWTS…or famous for that matter? Can’t we do a little better as a society?
Preach it.
Yea, DWTS used to be such a class act…
Don’t worry. They have Kirstie to balance out the class.
Hands down my favorite crazy person. (Honorable mention: the woman next door who plants strawberries and fertilizes them with her own shit.)
Noooo, seriously? You know you just put me off strawberries forever.
‘Chord Overstreet’? I hate him already.
Keep your knees together Snooki. I mean seriously…KEEP YOUR KNEES TOGETHER!
Yup, makes perfect sense that someone like Carrie Underwood thinks there’s a reason to honor George H. W. Bush. Yup.
I didn’t want to open that can of worms but since you have…did any triple amputee Iraq war veterans get an invite? Maybe to get an expression of sympathy and a helping hand? No? Didn’t think so.
Wrong president. Perhaps you should make sure it’s the right person before you talk out of your ass. Yep, thought so.
never thought i would want a threesome with a vulcan and a vampire.
Who took Yoda off Degobah?
Revolution? i thought it was revulsion.
I heard of dead careers but never undead ones.
That deer in the headlights look.
That can’t be Miley. The girl in the pic is wearing a bra!
Bad head day.