The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.22.11

Here’s today’s The Crap We Missed that has absolutely nothing to do with Chris Brown, so let’s all piss ourselves with joy like I just did and jump right into it: Kate Winslet is a Vulcan now, Kendra Wilkinson is going full-stripper for Dancing With the Stars while Kirstie Alley will simply devour her opponents, and Juliette Lewis just weaned me off bikinis for a while.

Always plotting elaborate window fights,

- The Superficial

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