The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.22.11

March 22nd, 2011 // 299 Comments

Here’s today’s The Crap We Missed that has absolutely nothing to do with Chris Brown, so let’s all piss ourselves with joy like I just did and jump right into it: Kate Winslet is a Vulcan now, Kendra Wilkinson is going full-stripper for Dancing With the Stars while Kirstie Alley will simply devour her opponents, and Juliette Lewis just weaned me off bikinis for a while.

Always plotting elaborate window fights,

- The Superficial

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  1. Debra Messing
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fuck that’s good coke!”

  2. Kirstie Alley
    Hellisforsissies
    Commented on this photo:

    “I think there is a little speck of lasagna sauce on my cheek from lunch. Don’t want to miss any of those precious calories!”

  3. Kirstie Alley
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    (deep voice)

    “To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong!”

  4. Miley Cyrus
    Hellisforsissies
    Commented on this photo:

    At least in this picture you can’t see Noahs gnarly teeth. Too bad you can’t see Miley’s boobs either!

  5. tits

    linky no worky

  6. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate Evan Rachel Wood, but I love me some Kate Winslet. The last three movies I saw her in she had some pretty hot sex. Any actress that is willing to do that is probably dynamite in the sack. I bet she even moans with an accent.

    • Cock Dr

      I too appreciate Ms Winslet’s uninhibited approach to her craft.

    • Dino Spumoni

      I’m not arguing with you but why do you hate ERW? She’s not a talentless hack, she’s pretty, she keeps to herself. She’s not handing paparazzi cash under the table to conveniently show up where she is. So she has [really] questionable taste in men. Surely that isn’t cause to HATE her? Just asking.

  7. Kid Rock
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Pedophiles: They’re everywhere

  8. Carrie Underwood
    Hellisforsissies
    Commented on this photo:

    Like so many women before her, Carrie immediately lost her hotness after catching her man! WTF has happened to this girl, she looks like somebody’s old maid sister.

  9. Snooki
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I go from Kate Winslet to this? What the hell, is this some kind of a cruel joke?

  10. tits

    thank you :)

  11. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet
    tits
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW I thought that was Laura Linney

  12. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Do you want to eat my bandana?

  13. Robert Palmer

    “Simply Irresistible”

  14. Kirsten Dunst
    Hellisforsissies
    Commented on this photo:

    Dd you just go and find random pictures of women in an attempt to make up for the “bromance morning”, Fish? Couldn’t you have at least held out for someone close to attractive? Kirsten Dunst? Really? Come on, now!

  15. Kendra Wilkinson
    Hellisforsissies
    Commented on this photo:

    The name says everything…..Playboy toy, hooker, harlot and porn star!

  16. Taylor Swift
    Hellisforsissies
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks as good as she sings….which btw, isn’t a compliment!

  17. Kirsten Dunst
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Today on the Nature Channel, a rare albino mole briefly ventures from it’s underground lair to go shopping…

  18. Chord Overstreet
    Hellisforsissies
    Commented on this photo:

    This is about as original as the show he is on, “Glee”. And it sucks ass just as bad!

  19. Debra Messing
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh my God, I just realized I am not good looking!”

  20. Kid Rock
    Hellisforsissies
    Commented on this photo:

    Kid Rock, what else needs to be said?

  21. Kirstie Alley
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s some mayo on the other side too, Kirstie. Then again when you’ve had a whole vat, you are bound to miss some.

  22. Miley Cyrus
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey there Mr Optician, can you please find some glasses that make my head look rounder and more pumpkinish?

  23. Taylor Swift
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Suddenly Charlie Sheen breaks from the crowd and attempts to snort the lines off her dress. Winning!

  24. Kirsten Dunst
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Spanky lost some weight.

  25. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Hellisforsissies
    Commented on this photo:

    Frankly, I didn’t think you could go downhill any farther than you already had today, BUT, I was wrong…..Juliette Lewis in a bikini, O MY F’ing G! That is like a picture of a twig in strips of cloth! Very sexy…..NOT!

  26. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    All that is rough in the world
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    Well, looks like id still lend Juliet a finger to suck on. Still holding up nicely.

  27. Kirstie Alley
    sarah
    Commented on this photo:

    This should be an ad for Spanxx. Cause in this she just looks like a shapely transvestite. The photo from AFTER the show could be an ad for Play-Doh Factory.

  28. Debra Messing
    Hellisforsissies
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is there a picture of Charles Manson impersonator on “The Superficial”?

  29. Kirsten Dunst
    All that is rough in the world
    Commented on this photo:

    Zell?

  30. Snooki
    Hellisforsissies
    Commented on this photo:

    Another “troll” picture just for Fish’s buddy, Charlie Sheen.

  31. Kirsten Dunst
    sarah
    Commented on this photo:

    Quick! Someone make a trail of Reeses Pieces to lure her out of frame…

  32. Debra Messing
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone just got it up the butt.

  33. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    Bucky Barnes
    Commented on this photo:

    Is the bikini top just there to attract sympathy? It doesn’t appear to serve any other purpose.

    • Cock Dr

      True, she is very modestly endowed.
      But IMO it’s better than implants.
      The top covers the sacred nipples, which many societies still raise quite a ruckus over if they’re seen in public.

  34. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    PtC
    Commented on this photo:

    I dunno, she has no tits, but for a 37 year old I think her body’s looking good.

    • JC

      Agreed. I’ll take her over Taylor Momsen’s pudgy, shlumpy teen lesbian entourage any day.

    • Hellisforsissies

      I’d still need two bags for her face…one to cover it and a second one just in case the first one slipped off.

  35. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet
    Hellisforsissies
    Commented on this photo:

    You can see the effect exposure to Marlyn Manson has on a woman. Evan Rachel Wood is so pale she looks like a cadaver next to Kate. And Kate is from England, where the sun doesn’t shine for months on end.

  36. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    Does Revolution make bags to put over ewoks heads?

  37. Debra Messing
    Commented on this photo:

    What has been seen, can’t be unseen.

  38. Kid Rock
    SuperT
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently Mr. Rock thought this was to honor President Clinton.

  39. Kendra Wilkinson
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate to rant but…why the hell is some Hugh Hefner cast-off slut on DWTS…or famous for that matter? Can’t we do a little better as a society?

  40. Juliette Lewis Bikini
    chainsawbuzzkill
    Commented on this photo:

    Hands down my favorite crazy person. (Honorable mention: the woman next door who plants strawberries and fertilizes them with her own shit.)

  41. Chord Overstreet
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Chord Overstreet’? I hate him already.

  42. Snooki
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Keep your knees together Snooki. I mean seriously…KEEP YOUR KNEES TOGETHER!

  43. Carrie Underwood
    LambOfTheCloth
    Commented on this photo:

    Yup, makes perfect sense that someone like Carrie Underwood thinks there’s a reason to honor George H. W. Bush. Yup.

    • cc

      I didn’t want to open that can of worms but since you have…did any triple amputee Iraq war veterans get an invite? Maybe to get an expression of sympathy and a helping hand? No? Didn’t think so.

      • Me

        Wrong president. Perhaps you should make sure it’s the right person before you talk out of your ass. Yep, thought so.

  44. Evan Rachel Wood Kate Winslet
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    never thought i would want a threesome with a vulcan and a vampire.

  45. Kirsten Dunst
    LambOfTheCloth
    Commented on this photo:

    Who took Yoda off Degobah?

  46. Snooki
    Commented on this photo:

    Revolution? i thought it was revulsion.

  47. Debra Messing
    Commented on this photo:

    I heard of dead careers but never undead ones.

  48. Snooki
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That deer in the headlights look.

  49. Miley Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    That can’t be Miley. The girl in the pic is wearing a bra!

  50. Debra Messing
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Bad head day.

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