The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.20.12

March 20th, 2012 // 387 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m not even going to lie and say it isn’t half-full of premiere pics from American Reunion because, Jesus, just Jesus Christ. We’ve also got the only pose we’ll accept moving forward of Bethenny Frankel (Papparazi, I’m looking at you.), as well as Shia LaBeouf‘s face finally rid of that filthy beard and yet, he still looks dirty.

Okay, the Miley Cyrus thing is starting to make sense now,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Halle Berry Olivier Martinez Motorcycle Helmets
    Do_Freebird
    Commented on this photo:

    So what the fuck happened to that big assed immobilizer boot she was dragging around while she was back in the good ole USA?

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      she actually looks old for the first time

  2. A T-1 connection and half the time this site thinks it’s 1989 and using a 4800 bps modem.

    Fix it already. It’s annoying how slow this site loads.

  3. Tara Reid Cleavage American Reunion
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    I didn’t want to believe it but apparently she IS drugging random foreign men to be with her… Just look at that poor sap next to her…

  4. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig
    Do_Freebird
    Commented on this photo:

    Only the Japanese, only the Japanese…….

  5. Leonardo DiCaprio Chinstrap Beard Hat Sunglasses
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re playing their special game called: “Mom, pick out a hottie for me to bang…

  6. crazypants

    Anyone else not able to see the pics on this site for the past week or so? I see all the ads and banners and such, but none of the pics or galleries.

    Any suggestions as how to fix? I’m on Chrome.

  7. Tara Reid Cleavage American Reunion
    Jon Hex
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    “God, there must’ve been dust in those pot brownies. Gwyneth looks like Tara Reid.”

  8. Amy Childs Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Wow, if that’s not the face of a drunk party slut that just crashed a formal event, I don’t know what is…

  9. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    A pile of dog shit.

  10. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage
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    “Oh, my ankles are showing! Better nip that in the bud, lest I seem like an exhibitionist!”

  11. Leonardo DiCaprio Chinstrap Beard Hat Sunglasses
    evAr
    Commented on this photo:

    holy cow most importantest photo evAr!!!

  12. Halle Berry Olivier Martinez Motorcycle Helmets
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    “Look, Oliver, LOOK! I bet we can photoshop this one to make it look like Gabriel was punting Nahla around…”

  13. Bethenny Frankel Cleavage
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    If i really had to, I would take that home with me. The canine, not the woman,

  14. Katy Perry Butt Short Blue Wig Tight Dress
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    She spent way too much time with Brand. She is now taking fashion cues from him.

    Stop it already and show the tits.

  15. Taylor Swift Red Lipstick
    evAr
    Commented on this photo:

    i thought the Leo&mom photo was most important evAr, but this is even more importanter! What is it, mother’s day?

  16. Taylor Swift Red Lipstick
    Frenchgal
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s the oldest ?

  17. Katy Perry Butt Short Blue Wig Tight Dress
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    Out of frame: Chris Brown’s fist.

  18. Katy Perry Butt Short Blue Wig Tight Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    How on earth did she let that smelly bum climb on top of that? Is it possible roofies work differently than we thought?

  19. Leonardo DiCaprio Chinstrap Beard Hat Sunglasses
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Howdy neighbour!

  20. Taylor Swift Red Lipstick
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it possible for someone to annoy you via picture?

  21. Liam Hemsworth GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    Fava bean and Chianti dreams …

  22. Amy Childs Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Shasta
    Commented on this photo:

    Horrible dress. Makes her look like she’s stumbling forward even when she’s probably standing completely straight. If she was wearing a regular dress and falling out of it, fine…but why would someone pay to look like that?

  23. Liam Hemsworth GMA
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    Tomorrow the guy on the right will be sitting in his dressing room stroking his shiny new rape whistle and staring into his mirror for hours on end.

  24. Katy Perry Butt Short Blue Wig Tight Dress
    Shasta
    Commented on this photo:

    Great dress for her- makes it look like she has an ass.

  25. Taylor Swift Red Lipstick
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    Not it’s clear. Every one of her songs is inspired by her teenage boyfriends running the fuck away after seeing what she’ll look like in 30 years.

  26. Katy Perry Butt Short Blue Wig Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there anything about this chick that isn’t fake aside from her reason for being famous twins?

  27. Halle Berry Olivier Martinez Motorcycle Helmets
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    He can’t really think this marriage is going to work out. The woman is a loon known for headbutting spouses in fits of rage. Oh, I get it now.

  28. Tara Reid Cleavage American Reunion
    Carl
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks good.

  29. Shia LaBeouf Skinny Jeans Hat No Beard Backpack
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    Did Liam Neeson hook up with a travelling carnival worker years ago and not tell anyone?

  30. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig
    Commented on this photo:

    “GODZIRRA!! GODZIRRA!”

  31. Thomas Ian Nicholas American Reunion
    Abby
    Commented on this photo:

    How much foundation is he wearing?

  32. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Who knew pelvic bones were inflatable?

  33. Thomas Ian Nicholas American Reunion
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    All features of this man’s face seem to be gravitating toward the center.

  34. Liam Hemsworth GMA
    FussyHussy
    Commented on this photo:

    They just told him they had another birthday cake waiting for him

  35. Natasha Lyonne American Reunion
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    In retrospect, Tara Reid isn’t looking half bad.

  36. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig
    Shasta
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t think of single thing that I don’t hate about this creature.

  37. Amy Childs Cleavage Legs Minidress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Entertaining but deep at the same time, what more could you ask for?…Gilgamesh, I mean.

  38. Shannon Elizabeth American Reunion
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    Needs more makeup.

  39. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah, Dinklage will clear it with an inch and a half to spare.”

  40. Jennifer Coolidge Cleavage American Reunion
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Her body looks good when the picture cuts out the keg shaped midsection.

  41. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt Minidress
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    Needs a shorter dress.

  42. Kirk Cameron FOX & Friends
    Shasta
    Commented on this photo:

    I keep moving through these photos, insisting that eventually I’ll have something good to say, and then this happens. Better luck with the next pic, I guess.

  43. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    Never go to a measuring without oil.

  44. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    The cock is now only 36 inches from the floor.

  45. Leonardo DiCaprio Chinstrap Beard Hat Sunglasses
    ksmack
    Commented on this photo:

    he will trot out a younger, super model version of his mom in 3-6 months.

  46. Tara Reid Cleavage American Reunion
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the face of a man that’s seen her stomach.

  47. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Butt Minidress
    Shasta
    Commented on this photo:

    Made it through all the way through TCWM without wanting to give a single compliment. She could be hot in a different dress, and she needs shoes that don’t look like the bottom of a swimming pool.

  48. Tara Reid Cleavage American Reunion
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    That dress is an architectural wonder. I can’t even see the trusses holding her tits up.

  49. Kirk Cameron FOX & Friends
    ksmack
    Commented on this photo:

    There is NO way he is not a homo-bashing closet homosexual.

  50. Shannon Elizabeth American Reunion
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Neeeeeiiighhhh!!!

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