Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m not even going to lie and say it isn’t half-full of premiere pics from American Reunion because, Jesus, just Jesus Christ. We’ve also got the only pose we’ll accept moving forward of Bethenny Frankel (Papparazi, I’m looking at you.), as well as Shia LaBeouf‘s face finally rid of that filthy beard and yet, he still looks dirty.
Okay, the Miley Cyrus thing is starting to make sense now,
- Photo Boy
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So what the fuck happened to that big assed immobilizer boot she was dragging around while she was back in the good ole USA?
she actually looks old for the first time
A T-1 connection and half the time this site thinks it’s 1989 and using a 4800 bps modem.
Fix it already. It’s annoying how slow this site loads.
I didn’t want to believe it but apparently she IS drugging random foreign men to be with her… Just look at that poor sap next to her…
I’m pretty sure he’s contemplating suicide.
Only the Japanese, only the Japanese…….
They’re playing their special game called: “Mom, pick out a hottie for me to bang…
Anyone else not able to see the pics on this site for the past week or so? I see all the ads and banners and such, but none of the pics or galleries.
Any suggestions as how to fix? I’m on Chrome.
Can you see them if you use safari/firefox? If so, I’d suggest totally clearing your cache for Chrome.
You need The New iPad.
“God, there must’ve been dust in those pot brownies. Gwyneth looks like Tara Reid.”
Wow, if that’s not the face of a drunk party slut that just crashed a formal event, I don’t know what is…
A pile of dog shit.
“Oh, my ankles are showing! Better nip that in the bud, lest I seem like an exhibitionist!”
holy cow most importantest photo evAr!!!
“Look, Oliver, LOOK! I bet we can photoshop this one to make it look like Gabriel was punting Nahla around…”
If i really had to, I would take that home with me. The canine, not the woman,
She spent way too much time with Brand. She is now taking fashion cues from him.
Stop it already and show the tits.
i thought the Leo&mom photo was most important evAr, but this is even more importanter! What is it, mother’s day?
Who’s the oldest ?
Out of frame: Chris Brown’s fist.
How on earth did she let that smelly bum climb on top of that? Is it possible roofies work differently than we thought?
Howdy neighbour!
Goddamn that’s first thing I thought.
*kills self*
Is it possible for someone to annoy you via picture?
Apparently, because it’s working. I want to hit it with a 2×4.
Fava bean and Chianti dreams …
Horrible dress. Makes her look like she’s stumbling forward even when she’s probably standing completely straight. If she was wearing a regular dress and falling out of it, fine…but why would someone pay to look like that?
That’s a dress…??? Then it really is ugly. Jeez, I thought it was some sort of sleepwear.
Tomorrow the guy on the right will be sitting in his dressing room stroking his shiny new rape whistle and staring into his mirror for hours on end.
Great dress for her- makes it look like she has an ass.
Yes, this weirdness is working…..am wondering about the shoes.
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2012/03/katy-perry-bbc-radio.jpg
Thank you.
Yeap, that ass pattern works. It’s not on the Winslet B&W Op-Bonerizer level, but it’s a worthy effort.
Not it’s clear. Every one of her songs is inspired by her teenage boyfriends running the fuck away after seeing what she’ll look like in 30 years.
*Now.
(Yeah, I love the new forums but I’d still like an edit button.)
Is there anything about this chick that isn’t fake aside from her reason for being famous twins?
He can’t really think this marriage is going to work out. The woman is a loon known for headbutting spouses in fits of rage. Oh, I get it now.
she looks good.
She looks like shit.
Did Liam Neeson hook up with a travelling carnival worker years ago and not tell anyone?
“GODZIRRA!! GODZIRRA!”
I wanted to like this, but for some reason it won’t let me. but this, this is amazing.
How much foundation is he wearing?
Who knew pelvic bones were inflatable?
All features of this man’s face seem to be gravitating toward the center.
They just told him they had another birthday cake waiting for him
In retrospect, Tara Reid isn’t looking half bad.
I can’t think of single thing that I don’t hate about this creature.
Entertaining but deep at the same time, what more could you ask for?…Gilgamesh, I mean.
Needs more makeup.
“Yeah, Dinklage will clear it with an inch and a half to spare.”
Dinklage would have the best view in the house!
Her body looks good when the picture cuts out the keg shaped midsection.
With those tits and that mouth why do you care about her midsection?
Needs a shorter dress.
I keep moving through these photos, insisting that eventually I’ll have something good to say, and then this happens. Better luck with the next pic, I guess.
Never go to a measuring without oil.
The cock is now only 36 inches from the floor.
Oh my God, THIS.
he will trot out a younger, super model version of his mom in 3-6 months.
That’s the face of a man that’s seen her stomach.
Made it through all the way through TCWM without wanting to give a single compliment. She could be hot in a different dress, and she needs shoes that don’t look like the bottom of a swimming pool.
And a new face
she needs one
Well, maybe this new photoshoot will give her enough money to buy a new one.
All the money in the world can’t fix that.
That dress is an architectural wonder. I can’t even see the trusses holding her tits up.
There is NO way he is not a homo-bashing closet homosexual.
Neeeeeiiighhhh!!!