Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not even going to lie is mostly The Breasts We Missed from the G.I. Joe: Retalliation and Olympus Has Fallen premieres. And sure, it seems crass to selectively showcase only those women, but you might want to save those kind of complaints for someone who didn’t spend at least 20 minutes today choosing which angle most effectively peered into Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s shirt. This is my job. Anyway, I also discovered that Diego Luna has been Ashton Kutcher this whole time, as well as all that criticism about Taylor Lautner‘s Twilight performance having the emotional range of a wax figure may have been more spot on than anyone realized.
I wonder if the wax figure vampire baby that he bangs in the last movie just isn’t finished yet, because SPOILER ALERT he bangs a baby in the last movie,
- Photo Boy