The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.19.13

March 19th, 2013 // 331 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not even going to lie is mostly The Breasts We Missed from the G.I. Joe: Retalliation and Olympus Has Fallen premieres. And sure, it seems crass to selectively showcase only those women, but you might want to save those kind of complaints for someone who didn’t spend at least 20 minutes today choosing which angle most effectively peered into Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s shirt. This is my job. Anyway, I also discovered that Diego Luna has been Ashton Kutcher this whole time, as well as all that criticism about Taylor Lautner‘s Twilight performance having the emotional range of a wax figure may have been more spot on than anyone realized.

I wonder if the wax figure vampire baby that he bangs in the last movie just isn’t finished yet, because SPOILER ALERT he bangs a baby in the last movie,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Heidi Klum Cleavage Burger Twitter
    TRONALD DUMP
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    I’d like to take a bite out of that.

  2. Heidi Klum Cleavage Burger Twitter
    Inner Retard
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    Safest place for a burger. In the hands of a model. It’s like Casablanca to them.

  3. Taylor Lautner Wax Figure Madame Tussauds Abs
    ThisWillHurt
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    “It’s so realistic.”
    “It’s a lifeless dummy.”
    “Exactly.”
    “It can’t do anything accept stare and take its shirt off!”
    “I want it for my next movie!”
    “It has the emotional range of a cinder-block and doesn’t move!”
    “Someone draw up a contract!”

  4. Dwayne Johnson Clear Umbrella G.I. Joe: Retaliation Premiere
    Inner Retard
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    I know it’s raining. But no way I’m singing!

  5. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage The Client List Set
    CrashHell
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    Did Matt Parkman just charge her mounds?

  6. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Beard Walking Dogs
    ThisWillHurt
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    His dogs are named “Pussy-whipped” and “You’ve-Been-An-Asshole-Lately-So-Take-These-Cute-Dogs-For-A-Walk-And-Make-Sure-You’re-Photographed.”

  7. Adrianne Palicki Cleavage G.I. Joe: Retaliation Premiere
    CrashHell
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    Mind the gap

  8. Kelly Bensimon Old Lady Butt Bikini
    ThisWillHurt
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    According to yesterday’s photo, she has several asses in the front.

  9. Julia Stiles Moon Face Double Chin
    Rickets
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    Kelly Clarkson lost weight!

  10. Alex Forstenhausler Kissing Dennis Rodman So You Think You Can Roast
    Inner Retard
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    Will need therapy. Many, many years of therapy. – Carmen Electra, after having a flashback.

  11. Heidi Klum Cleavage Burger Twitter
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    “Guys, this is okay, but I would rather have that big black microphone over there. “

  12. Kelly Bensimon Old Lady Butt Bikini
    CrashHell
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    Who here could really go for some flapjacks?

  13. Ryan Lochte Posing With Bikini Chicks Reality Show What Would Ryan Lochte Do?
    ThisWillHurt
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    I can’t write a comment that’ll make this picture any funnier. I resign.

  14. Dwayne Johnson Clear Umbrella G.I. Joe: Retaliation Premiere
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    The please say something so I can beat you to death pose.

  15. Ashley Judd Butt Spandex Dress Gerard Butler Olympus Has Fallen Premiere
    contusion
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    I’m sorry, what was your name again?

  16. Heidi Klum Cleavage Burger Twitter
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    100% Jewburger…. A little toasty..
    PS: It’s cool, this is like the n-word for my people…

  17. Rebecca Ferdinando Nipples G.I. Joe: Retaliation Premiere
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    Genuine feminine beauty! Thank you Rebecca for sharing this precise hint of your naturally perfect form, fit, and function.

  18. Julia Stiles Moon Face Double Chin
    contusion
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    Katie Couric is looking youthful.

  19. Rihanna Butt See Through Skirt
    FUCKBEAST
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    Since when is walking across a stage while playing patty cake with your pussy considered performing?

  20. Dwayne Johnson Clear Umbrella G.I. Joe: Retaliation Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I feel pretty, motherfucker. Oh so goddamn pretty.”

  21. Rebecca Ferdinando Nipples G.I. Joe: Retaliation Premiere
    contusion
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    I guess there are different ways of proving your womanhood.

  22. Rebecca Ferdinando Nipples G.I. Joe: Retaliation Premiere
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    So that’s where she keeps all the rings?

  23. Alex Forstenhausler Kissing Dennis Rodman So You Think You Can Roast
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wait… someone let this fucker come back to America?

  24. Rihanna Butt See Through Skirt
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    Well it finally happened: All the island butt sex has set her ass on fire….

  25. Alex Forstenhausler Kissing Dennis Rodman So You Think You Can Roast
    FUCKBEAST
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    This isn’t what Martin Luther King fought for.

  26. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage The Client List Set
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    So that’s where she keeps all the rings?

  27. Ryan Seacrest Justin Timberlake Show El Rey Theater
    contusion
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    Looks like he’s no longer in a Hough.

  28. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage The Client List Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    And all this time I thought hot girls didn’t like when guys farted on them.

  29. Diego Luna Long Hair Beard Trucker Hat
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    This dude could either pass for Willie from Duck Dynasty or Ashton Kutcher.

  30. Ashley Judd Butt Spandex Dress Gerard Butler Olympus Has Fallen Premiere
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    “This…. This is wonderful… It’s the exact same color as the portable I shagged the last one in…”

  31. Karen Mulder Butt Bikini
    FUCKBEAST
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    stinky.

  32. Heidi Klum Cleavage Burger Twitter
    Jilll
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    I’m really tired of the glamorization of bulemia…wait, was she actually pretending like she would eat that? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  33. Ryan Lochte Posing With Bikini Chicks Reality Show What Would Ryan Lochte Do?
    contusion
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    Jeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  34. Ryan Seacrest Justin Timberlake Show El Rey Theater
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    Seacrest and Timberlake, that sounds about right.

  35. Julia Stiles Moon Face Double Chin
    Inner Retard
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    Genetic time bombs are a BITCH!

  36. Adrianne Palicki Cleavage G.I. Joe: Retaliation Premiere
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    You can drive a Mack truck right up the middle of that.

  37. Dwayne Johnson Clear Umbrella G.I. Joe: Retaliation Premiere
    Jilll
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    “What a glorious feeling, I’m unhappy agian”

  38. Heidi Klum Cleavage Burger Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    “This isn’t hamburger. It’s 100% seal . . . I’ll let that sink in.”

  39. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Beard Walking Dogs
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    I now understand his fits of rage…

  40. Ryan Lochte Posing With Bikini Chicks Reality Show What Would Ryan Lochte Do?
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    My God this guy is the fucking king douche of all douches. Still beating the dead horse with that Jeah line he stole from MC Eight . Tool.

  41. Ryan Lochte Posing With Bikini Chicks Reality Show What Would Ryan Lochte Do?
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think the answer is simply, “Not remember these broads names in the morning.”

  42. Ashley Tisdale Butt Tight Pants
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    I worship at the temple that is that cute little ass of The Tiz.

  43. Alec Baldwin Scruffy Beard Walking Dogs
    FUCKBEAST
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    I would have guessed Alec to be more of a cat person, specifically the maine COON.

  44. Dwayne Johnson Clear Umbrella G.I. Joe: Retaliation Premiere
    j/k
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    Don’t let that WWE belt go to your head. Stormshadow has a sword.

  45. Taylor Lautner Wax Figure Madame Tussauds Abs
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    And moments later a bidding war erupted between Tom Cruise and John Travolta for the statue.

  46. Angela Bassett Cleavage Olympus Has Fallen Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I know they say Black Don’t Crack, but this is ridiculous. This woman is more than double Lindsay Lohan’s age.

  47. Kelly Bensimon Old Lady Butt Bikini
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    Woman, just stop, you are not hot and have not been for decades.

  48. Daisy De La Hoya Bikini iCandy Burlesque Show Planet Hollywood Casino Vegas
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    Damn, have not seen this little slut in forever. Apart from the shit tattoos, she still looks good.

  49. Kelly Bensimon Old Lady Butt Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m not saying it’s the flattest ass I’ve ever seen, but… I guess I have nothing left to say then.

  50. Daisy De La Hoya Bikini iCandy Burlesque Show Planet Hollywood Casino Vegas
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    She and her uncle have the same taste in lingerie I see.

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