The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.29.11

March 29th, 2011 // 330 Comments

And here comes another nude photo… (Get my camera.)

Welcome to today’s The Crap We Missed featuring Justin Bieber‘s “swagger coach,” everyday in the life of Kim Kardashian, and Chris Brown being allowed near a Lamborghini because the last time went so well.

I see dead people,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kim Kardashian
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    The guy behind her is thinking….”God damn, IT really is that big!”

  2. Mila Kunis
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Talk about the illusion of Hollywood! Who in the hell is this girl,again and why are you posting a picture of her?

  3. Vanessa Hudgens
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This gal obviously wants to be naked & no one should interfere.

  4. Courtney Love
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Madam Tussard’s staff did a marvelous job on Courtney’s makeup.

  5. Ryan Good
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    No wonder the little putz looks and acts gay!

    • GeorgeWBush

      Nothing spells gay then having a ton of gold anchor chains around your neck….looks like he’s way into seaman

  6. Liam Gallagher
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder what was on his mind that morning when he dressed.
    “Yeah, the gay sailor-boy look today for sure”.

  7. Courtney Love
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Undead

  8. Lisa Rinna
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Are the scares on her arm where they put the needle when they sucked out the collagen from her lips?

  9. Ryan Good
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like our neighbor’s dog right before they throw the stick.

  10. David Beckham
    LINK ME!
    Commented on this photo:

    :D THANKS!!!

  11. Lisa Rinna
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Leather with glitter & makeup caked on is still leather.

  12. Liam Gallagher
    ingress
    Commented on this photo:

    “was I wrong to to get out” – Noel Gallagher

  13. Jena Malone
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Just like a puppy, Jena Malone was cute as a small child but then she grew up, sort of.

  14. Taz

    pucker up!

  15. Chris Brown
    ?
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe he thinks the green shoes will distract people from the savage beatings?

  16. David Beckham
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    TAKE OFF THE SHIRT

  17. Woody Allen Soon-Yi
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The heart wants what the heart wants.
    Go figure.

  18. Woody Allen Soon-Yi
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve heard of May -December romances but this is more like a 1900′s-1700′s romance.

  19. Chris Brown
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Let’s key his car.
    I’ve never done that, but douchebag deserves all the troubles big & small that can be mustered against his rampant douchebaggery.

  20. Chris Brown
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t mention the green shoes! Don’t mention the green shoes! Last week he drove a car through a house because someone mentioned he was wearing green shoes the night he beat Rihanna!

  21. Vanessa Hudgens
    eatme
    Commented on this photo:

    Edward James Olmos?

  22. The Critical Crassness

    Best halftime show all year. Having, Nessa strip off her t-shirt really amped up the Laker Girls performance.

  23. Liam Gallagher
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa, the Dutch Boy has not aged well.

  24. Liam Gallagher
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t they quit doing “Buster Brown” shoe commercials? Then, why is this guy dressed for one?

  25. Al Pacino
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    “Get the camera out of my face or you’re gonna find a dead horse’s head in your bed!”

  26. Jena Malone
    xhacktor
    Commented on this photo:

    who is this person?

  27. Courtney Love
    LongTimeListener, FirstTimeCaller
    Commented on this photo:

    Just because the film is called “Hit So Hard” doesn’t mean you have to show up having been punched in your face.

  28. Liam Gallagher
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, has anyone seen my career?”

  29. Mila Kunis
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    MILA KUNIS is an anagram for ANUS I MILK. Coincidence?

  30. David Beckham
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    Blue Steel!

  31. David Beckham
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    Victoria said, “Wear the shirt with one side of the tail hanging out,don’t shave and carrying a soccer ball.” So, here I am standing around unshaven holding a soccer ball with my shirttail partial untucked! Do I look sexy?

    • THIS guy

      you are the least funny person in the world. you comment on every picture and it’s never ever… ever funny. i keep giving you more chances and you keep disappointing me. i’ve had enough.

  32. Courtney Love
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    So they ARE making a Bladerunner 2!

  33. Joel Madden
    Deuce
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this white Will Smith or one of those Frodos ?

  34. Ryan Good
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    This guy coaches swagger?!?!
    That’s like Chris Brown coaching anger-management.
    Or Charlie Sheen coaching moderation.

  35. David Beckham
    Bethie
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!”

  36. Woody Allen Soon-Yi
    Bethie
    Commented on this photo:

    As Short Round entered his teens he began to realize that his relationship with Dr. Jones was a little weird.

  37. Joel Madden
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hi, I’m white trash.”

  38. Woody Allen Soon-Yi
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    shes too ugly for the taboo. at least adopt a hottie. i mean, cmon…

  39. Ryan Good
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    “And this is how you stand straight up, even with Usher inside you.”

  40. Lisa Rinna
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    Kim Kardashian’s future.

  41. Al Pacino
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know they let convicts take mugshots outdoors now.

  42. Liam Gallagher
    AC
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like he’s going to go stick his finger in a crack to save a town. Then again, I’m pretty sure he divorced Patsy Kensit a decade ago.

  43. Al Pacino
    AC
    Commented on this photo:

    Blind Fonzie can smack my jukebox anytime. Whoo-ah!

  44. Chris Brown
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    Hopefully he’ll get his aggression out on a punching bag instead of Rihanna or a window.

  45. Al Pacino
    Go rough young man
    Commented on this photo:

    When did you get out of the joint Calito?

    hehe. what a career.

  46. Liam Gallagher
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    AAAAALL ABOOOOOARD!

  47. Courtney Love
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that face face? I think she saw the pictures of Lindsay™ and is now all smug because she’s no longer the deadest looking person in Hollywood.

  48. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh sure! They confiscate my bottled water but let this chick bring in watermelons. WTF!”

  49. Ryan Good
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s teaching Beaver the RRobert Pattinson method. He’s got the greasy looking just-got-out-of-bed hair down, but he’s failing at the looking dead inside.

  50. Liam Gallagher
    Commented on this photo:

    He missed the Beatles auditions by a few decades.

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