And here comes another nude photo… (Get my camera.)
Welcome to today’s The Crap We Missed featuring Justin Bieber‘s “swagger coach,” everyday in the life of Kim Kardashian, and Chris Brown being allowed near a Lamborghini because the last time went so well.
I see dead people,
- The Superficial
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The guy behind her is thinking….”God damn, IT really is that big!”
Talk about the illusion of Hollywood! Who in the hell is this girl,again and why are you posting a picture of her?
This gal obviously wants to be naked & no one should interfere.
lol agreed
Madam Tussard’s staff did a marvelous job on Courtney’s makeup.
+1
Gods damn it, that was my first thought too. Kudos to you.
No wonder the little putz looks and acts gay!
Nothing spells gay then having a ton of gold anchor chains around your neck….looks like he’s way into seaman
I wonder what was on his mind that morning when he dressed.
“Yeah, the gay sailor-boy look today for sure”.
Undead
Are the scares on her arm where they put the needle when they sucked out the collagen from her lips?
He looks like our neighbor’s dog right before they throw the stick.
I think you meant hot dog
:D THANKS!!!
Leather with glitter & makeup caked on is still leather.
“was I wrong to to get out” – Noel Gallagher
Just like a puppy, Jena Malone was cute as a small child but then she grew up, sort of.
pucker up!
Maybe he thinks the green shoes will distract people from the savage beatings?
+15000 internets
Haaahahahahaa genius.
TAKE OFF THE SHIRT
The heart wants what the heart wants.
Go figure.
And years later, this couple still makes me nauseous.
I’ve heard of May -December romances but this is more like a 1900′s-1700′s romance.
Let’s key his car.
I’ve never done that, but douchebag deserves all the troubles big & small that can be mustered against his rampant douchebaggery.
Let’s throw a chair through the car window, in a fit of rage.
LOLs at going that one extra step
Don’t mention the green shoes! Don’t mention the green shoes! Last week he drove a car through a house because someone mentioned he was wearing green shoes the night he beat Rihanna!
Edward James Olmos?
Best halftime show all year. Having, Nessa strip off her t-shirt really amped up the Laker Girls performance.
Whoa, the Dutch Boy has not aged well.
He looks like he’s going to plug a hole (see what I did there?).
Suggested he’ll be sticking his finger in a dyke?
Didn’t they quit doing “Buster Brown” shoe commercials? Then, why is this guy dressed for one?
“Get the camera out of my face or you’re gonna find a dead horse’s head in your bed!”
That would be his The Don who was responsible for that. (Assuming Tom Hagen doesn’t do wet work.)
Ass.
who is this person?
Just because the film is called “Hit So Hard” doesn’t mean you have to show up having been punched in your face.
“Hey, has anyone seen my career?”
LOL
MILA KUNIS is an anagram for ANUS I MILK. Coincidence?
Wouldn’t “I MILK ANUS” make a little more sense? :)
Blue Steel!
Victoria said, “Wear the shirt with one side of the tail hanging out,don’t shave and carrying a soccer ball.” So, here I am standing around unshaven holding a soccer ball with my shirttail partial untucked! Do I look sexy?
you are the least funny person in the world. you comment on every picture and it’s never ever… ever funny. i keep giving you more chances and you keep disappointing me. i’ve had enough.
So they ARE making a Bladerunner 2!
Is this white Will Smith or one of those Frodos ?
This guy coaches swagger?!?!
That’s like Chris Brown coaching anger-management.
Or Charlie Sheen coaching moderation.
Baha! Like.
There really isn’t a point in me commenting after reading this.
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!”
As Short Round entered his teens he began to realize that his relationship with Dr. Jones was a little weird.
+1
+2
+3
“Hi, I’m white trash.”
shes too ugly for the taboo. at least adopt a hottie. i mean, cmon…
plus the fact the’yre together fifteen years which is an eternity in showbiz
“And this is how you stand straight up, even with Usher inside you.”
Kim Kardashian’s future.
I didn’t know they let convicts take mugshots outdoors now.
It looks like he’s going to go stick his finger in a crack to save a town. Then again, I’m pretty sure he divorced Patsy Kensit a decade ago.
Blind Fonzie can smack my jukebox anytime. Whoo-ah!
That means your butt, right?
Hopefully he’ll get his aggression out on a punching bag instead of Rihanna or a window.
When did you get out of the joint Calito?
hehe. what a career.
AAAAALL ABOOOOOARD!
Look at that face face? I think she saw the pictures of Lindsay™ and is now all smug because she’s no longer the deadest looking person in Hollywood.
“Oh sure! They confiscate my bottled water but let this chick bring in watermelons. WTF!”
He’s teaching Beaver the RRobert Pattinson method. He’s got the greasy looking just-got-out-of-bed hair down, but he’s failing at the looking dead inside.
He missed the Beatles auditions by a few decades.