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  1. Drew

    Aw, Webster is all grown up.

    Apr 26, 2011 at 4:43 pm /  Reply /00
  2. baron of all media

    Vintage shades go well with his old vintage, stupid face.

    Apr 26, 2011 at 4:54 pm /  Reply /00
  3. bianca

    Hey doorknob with the camera, you’re supposed to take pictures of celebrities when they’re FACING you

    Apr 26, 2011 at 5:06 pm /  Reply /00
  4. McFeely Smackup

    Jay-Z taking his penis for a walk in Paris.

    Apr 26, 2011 at 5:30 pm /  Reply /00
  5. Dreg

    Goddamn crabs be itchin’.

    Apr 26, 2011 at 5:52 pm /  Reply /00
  6. Bad Motha

    Outha way, foos! I gots ta call ma ho…

    SHAFT!

    Damn right.

    Apr 26, 2011 at 7:22 pm /  Reply /00
  7. TrulySexy

    Why is Beyonce’s bush photoshopped on his head

    Apr 26, 2011 at 8:22 pm /  Reply /00
  8. Devo

    He’s got 99 problems and genital lice is one of them.

    Apr 26, 2011 at 8:22 pm /  Reply /00
  9. stinky mcpoop

    “Where my puddin’ pops at?”

    Apr 27, 2011 at 12:13 am /  Reply /00
  10. effie

    bitch’s weave is nasty

    Apr 27, 2011 at 1:41 am /  Reply /00
  11. Dr. Awesome

    dude looks like he’s trying to cover up the fact he pissed his pants.

    Apr 27, 2011 at 3:15 am /  Reply /00
  12. Dr. Awesome

    also, i can’t tell if the guy by the limo is falling over or getting out.

    Apr 27, 2011 at 3:16 am /  Reply /00
    • Dorian Gray

      Looks to me like he’s taking an unscheduled dump. They do say the footpaths of Paris are covered in dogshit.

      Apr 28, 2011 at 9:44 am /  Reply /00
  13. The Critical Crassness

    Ali sure looks good for his age, but you can still tell that all those blows he took to the head have seriously effected him.

    Apr 27, 2011 at 4:14 am /  Reply /00
  14. Eric

    How on earth does anyone in France know what Jay-Z looks like?

    Apr 27, 2011 at 6:07 am /  Reply /00
    • bianca

      France sent a carrier pigeon to America and it flew back over with Jay-Z’s picture in its mouth. An artist painstakingly replicated his picture by hand hundreds of times and taped it to the streetlights in France so they knew what he looks like. When the navy caught wind Jay-Z would be arriving in France in 5 days by boat, the President was informed who then summomed a meeting in the Town Square.

      Or, you know because France has Magazines,Billboards and Television like the rest of the world.

      Apr 27, 2011 at 10:18 am /  Reply /00
      • kimmykimkim

        Baha! Yeah cuz the French are a fucking tribe who live off the land and have no need for such worldly things as, you know, TV. They’ve never ever seen one. Ever.

        Apr 27, 2011 at 5:19 pm /  Reply /00
    • gigitastic

      You.. You I like.

      Apr 28, 2011 at 12:10 am /  Reply /00
  15. lili

    So he saw that ‘Beyonce’s sideboob’ post, too?

    Apr 27, 2011 at 1:54 pm /  Reply /00
  16. M3Essential

    I sincerely hope the asian lady far left is hurling abuse. . .

    “Hey, Cocksuckah! you ugly!”

    Apr 27, 2011 at 3:13 pm /  Reply /00
  17. Life Serial

    “Whuh?”

    *scritch scritch*

    Apr 27, 2011 at 10:59 pm /  Reply /00
  18. sarah

    According to the orange ‘pimps go thattaway’ sign, he is going in the wrong direction.

    Apr 28, 2011 at 9:16 am /  Reply /00

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