The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.26.11

April 26th, 2011 // 503 Comments

We’ve moved on to German porn now. It was bound to happen.

And now for Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed: Natalie Portman is apparently going to stay pregnant forever. Lea Michele should stop being photographed. Michael Lohan just walks around with prostitutes now, and Katie Holmes was allowed to drive again or switched seats while Tom ran into the Leather Emporium.

Hail Xenu!

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Michael Lohan
    Trixie
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    Ali is actually looking better than usual!

  2. Mary-Kate Olsen
    Jill_Ess
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    Gross.

  3. Michael Lohan
    Kel
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    Bad day to be an escort.

  4. Taylor Swift
    Commented on this photo:

    I sure hope Hansel and Gretel don’t get eaten by the witch in the candy house.

  5. Natalie Portman
    fufu
    Commented on this photo:

    Portley Natalman

  6. Michael Lohan
    Mr Obvious
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    What’s he going to play her with? Hopes and dreams of feeling Lindsay’s breasts?

  7. Lea Michele
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Hot Dogs on a Stick change their uniforms?

  8. Taylor Swift
    blueberry
    Commented on this photo:

    nova scotia

  9. Jay-Z
    Drew
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    Aw, Webster is all grown up.

  10. Dennis Miller
    Commented on this photo:

    Is Dennis slowly turning into Grizzly Adams?

  11. Peter Facinelli
    Matty
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    His hat reads YES! when it clearly should read WHO?

  12. Mary-Kate Olsen
    Commented on this photo:

    Some one needs a samich!

  13. audrey

    ….what is happening here

  14. Natalie Portman
    Commented on this photo:

    Being the gentleman I am, I’d like to be the first to volunteer my semen to help induce labor. I’m a giver, what can I say?

  15. Jason Alexander
    Trixie
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    Cool hair–he’s got kind of a reverse-mohawk thing going on.

  16. Michael Lohan
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    Why does it seem lately, the hideous ones wear see through clothing and the hot ones cover up. What’s this world coming to?

  17. Lea Michele
    Robb
    Commented on this photo:

    Huge nose? Check.
    False sense of superiority? Check.
    Talent? …..
    TALENT?…uh…pass.

  18. Lea Michele
    hmna
    Commented on this photo:

    1968 called, they want their outfit back.

  19. Miley Cyrus
    Trixie
    Commented on this photo:

    Trying very hard not to be lame; foiled again.

  20. Kathy Griffin Mario Lopez
    Drew
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    Did she use osmosis on the chair? She’s pinker than I remember.

  21. Taylor Swift
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Taylor’s forthcoming release entitled “My Brother’s Hidden Strength” is a testament to his struggle with missing vital chromosomes and sexual deviance..

  22. Lea Michele
    Racer X
    Commented on this photo:

    All the Glee girls have funny shaped faces.

    /except the jewish-asian one

  23. Kathy Griffin Mario Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    Mario make a good prom queen and Kathy a mediocre king.

  24. Michael Lohan
    Robb
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks so tired…like it’s thinking to itself; “Look, I’m a soulless cumdumpster, but being around this guy makes me feel like a need 4000 showers.”

  25. Jason Alexander
    hmna
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a porn-stache?

  26. Katie Holmes
    Drew
    Commented on this photo:

    XENU DEATH GAZE

  27. Lea Michele
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    she is so ugly

    • Dorian Gray

      Let’s see:
      - Eyes too close together?…check
      - Nose to make Dick Dastardly jealous?…check
      - Still got baby facial fat from 6 months of age?…check
      - Ununiformed lips screaming collagen injections?…check
      - A 12 year old’s haircut?…check

  28. Michael Lohan
    Robb
    Commented on this photo:

    “Like I need”…fuck sakes.

  29. Chloe Sevigny
    Commented on this photo:

    Coming soon to a theater near you, the live action “Corpse Bride.”

  30. Dennis Miller
    Robb
    Commented on this photo:

    No, Grizzly Adams was funny.

  31. Natalie Portman
    Chinny
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you think she enjoys having tits for once or do you think it weirds her out?

  32. Miley Cyrus
    snarl
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s the “i just chased the dragon, mofo!” look

  33. Kathy Griffin Mario Lopez
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    Its cute how Kirsten Dunst is patiently waiting her turn in line.

  34. Jason Alexander
    adolf hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    yeah, hes “buck naked,” a porno actor.

  35. Michael Lohan
    Chinny
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, this photograph shows the exact moment she hit rock bottom.

  36. Jessie J
    adolf hitler
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    too bad no one knows who this bitch is, otherwise it would be a fun photoshop pic.

    • Lisa meant rough love

      I think shes doing an impression of your less than 40 hours wife. That’s a follow up to her own version of the forbidden salute from last week…

  37. Lea Michele
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m more than happy to volunteer to F her funny enough to earn that outfit. And the 29 others just like her once they get out of that VW.

  38. Peter Facinelli
    Robb
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    If his hat is going to say YES!, hopefully the back of his jacket should have rhinestones spelling out “Am I pathetic enough to wear fashion from the 80′s to mask my terror of getting older?”

  39. Chloe Sevigny
    Robb
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    Why the fuck she wasn’t killed at the end of Big Love is a tragedy.

  40. Peter Facinelli
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey I know you… are you that douchebag from tha…

    “READ THE HAT BUDDY!”

  41. Taylor Swift
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck lol

  42. Dean Cain Corbin Bernsen
    Chinny
    Commented on this photo:

    No Comments Yet: The Dean Cain & Corbin Bernsen story

  43. Jessie J
    Robb
    Commented on this photo:

    I think that is Cookie Monster’s O-face.

  44. Jessie J
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    No caption required.

  45. Jason Alexander
    Robb
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d trust him with my kids. If I wanted my kids to wind up in a dumpster with cum stained jammies.

  46. Jay-Z
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Vintage shades go well with his old vintage, stupid face.

  47. Mary-Kate Olsen
    gavygirl
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s got dumps like a truck, truck, truck
    thighs like what, what, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

  48. Peter Facinelli
    Zombie Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    NO!

  49. Katie Holmes
    Chinny
    Commented on this photo:

    Celebrities are just like us! They think about committing mass murder while stuck in traffic, too!

  50. Taylor Swift
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s disturbing that the first thing I thought of when i saw this pic was those European rough sex porn movies from the 80s.

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