We’ve moved on to German porn now. It was bound to happen.
And now for Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed: Natalie Portman is apparently going to stay pregnant forever. Lea Michele should stop being photographed. Michael Lohan just walks around with prostitutes now, and Katie Holmes was allowed to drive again or switched seats while Tom ran into the Leather Emporium.
Hail Xenu!
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Ali is actually looking better than usual!
Gross.
Bad day to be an escort.
HA!
I sure hope Hansel and Gretel don’t get eaten by the witch in the candy house.
Portley Natalman
LOL very clever indeed.
What’s he going to play her with? Hopes and dreams of feeling Lindsay’s breasts?
When did Hot Dogs on a Stick change their uniforms?
you win, comrade
nova scotia
Aw, Webster is all grown up.
Is Dennis slowly turning into Grizzly Adams?
His hat reads YES! when it clearly should read WHO?
Some one needs a samich!
Don’t worry, she appears to have about 60 of them shoved up her dress.
….what is happening here
Shes thinking, is that a beer you’re holding or are you just happy to see me?
Being the gentleman I am, I’d like to be the first to volunteer my semen to help induce labor. I’m a giver, what can I say?
Cool hair–he’s got kind of a reverse-mohawk thing going on.
Why does it seem lately, the hideous ones wear see through clothing and the hot ones cover up. What’s this world coming to?
Huge nose? Check.
False sense of superiority? Check.
Talent? …..
TALENT?…uh…pass.
1968 called, they want their outfit back.
David Spade called, he wants his joke back.
Trying very hard not to be lame; foiled again.
Ha!
Did she use osmosis on the chair? She’s pinker than I remember.
Taylor’s forthcoming release entitled “My Brother’s Hidden Strength” is a testament to his struggle with missing vital chromosomes and sexual deviance..
All the Glee girls have funny shaped faces.
/except the jewish-asian one
Mario make a good prom queen and Kathy a mediocre king.
It looks so tired…like it’s thinking to itself; “Look, I’m a soulless cumdumpster, but being around this guy makes me feel like a need 4000 showers.”
Is that a porn-stache?
XENU DEATH GAZE
HA! Win.
she is so ugly
Let’s see:
- Eyes too close together?…check
- Nose to make Dick Dastardly jealous?…check
- Still got baby facial fat from 6 months of age?…check
- Ununiformed lips screaming collagen injections?…check
- A 12 year old’s haircut?…check
“Like I need”…fuck sakes.
Coming soon to a theater near you, the live action “Corpse Bride.”
No, Grizzly Adams was funny.
Do you think she enjoys having tits for once or do you think it weirds her out?
it’s the “i just chased the dragon, mofo!” look
Its cute how Kirsten Dunst is patiently waiting her turn in line.
I thought that was Kirsten Dunst at first too. I hope he sterilized himself after she got up, nobody wants to catch fire crotch
Too pretty for Kirsten Dunst. Maybe Malin Åkerman.
She’s just your average WASP girl without weird plastic surgery, and she still looks a lot better than anyone on this page today.
Dammit! It’s been thought of already. Well shit that’s all I had…
yeah, hes “buck naked,” a porno actor.
Wow, this photograph shows the exact moment she hit rock bottom.
too bad no one knows who this bitch is, otherwise it would be a fun photoshop pic.
I think shes doing an impression of your less than 40 hours wife. That’s a follow up to her own version of the forbidden salute from last week…
I’m more than happy to volunteer to F her funny enough to earn that outfit. And the 29 others just like her once they get out of that VW.
If his hat is going to say YES!, hopefully the back of his jacket should have rhinestones spelling out “Am I pathetic enough to wear fashion from the 80′s to mask my terror of getting older?”
Why the fuck she wasn’t killed at the end of Big Love is a tragedy.
Hey I know you… are you that douchebag from tha…
“READ THE HAT BUDDY!”
What the fuck lol
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Hah, true.
LOL
I think that is Cookie Monster’s O-face.
No caption required.
I’d trust him with my kids. If I wanted my kids to wind up in a dumpster with cum stained jammies.
lmfao, +10
Vintage shades go well with his old vintage, stupid face.
lol
she’s got dumps like a truck, truck, truck
thighs like what, what, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
super-winnnn
thank you for that. needed a good laugh
NO!
Celebrities are just like us! They think about committing mass murder while stuck in traffic, too!
It’s disturbing that the first thing I thought of when i saw this pic was those European rough sex porn movies from the 80s.