The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.26.11

We’ve moved on to German porn now. It was bound to happen.

And now for Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed: Natalie Portman is apparently going to stay pregnant forever. Lea Michele should stop being photographed. Michael Lohan just walks around with prostitutes now, and Katie Holmes was allowed to drive again or switched seats while Tom ran into the Leather Emporium.

Hail Xenu!

- The Superficial

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