Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we now have definitive proof that Joaquin Pheonix smells as bad as he looks. We also learn that Bill Clinton‘s favorite movie character of all time was Chazz Reinhold in Wedding Crashers, and we see the beginning of a brand new fat little pig‘s journey. Oh shit, did I link the wrong pic back there? Oh well, finally, there’s just no way Gabourey Sidibe isn’t trying to eat this.
And if you said “Why, because it looks like a watermelon?” congratulations, you’re a racist,
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Not so precious.
That was nice of Kate to share her sinus medication with him.
By “sinus medication” do you mean cocaine?
By Cocaine, do you mean illicit drugs?
by illicit drugs, do you mean Michael Caine?
By Michael Caine, do you me… ah, I got nothing.
She is a great actor when her mouth is closed.
It’s not unusual to do blow in a cab.
LOL!
She’s beautiful and talented. I love her sky blue eyes.
Both her normal one and her lazy one?
Both of ‘em.
She has looking stoic down to a science.
Remember in Cool Hand Luke when he ate 50 eggs?
Fuck you and your puny eggs.
There is something weird about this pic. There is a comment about white people and zombies in here.
Strange you say? I thought zombies and white folks go hand-in-hand (Zombie Land, World War Z, etcc).
Doesn’t need more of anything.
She’s absolutely perfect just as she is.
“I loved you in Superbad and 21 Jump Street!”
I didn’t. Who finds this guy funny?
An angel indeed.
“This has a chocolate filling, right?”
“Um . . .”
“You’re right, it’s more fun to find out.”
Looks like Jon Hamm on the side. Between him and Butler that girl is already in a threesome and doesn’t even know it yet.
Smiling because Hillary is back at home?
I cant stop laughing. Anyone that loves this girl should have just said, “honey, no.”
When your mother wants to fulfill a lifelong fantasy of giving Tom Jones a tug in a cab, you just let it happen…
It’s taking every ounce of willpower in his body for him to not grab his balls, right now.
“When I asked for a 12-pounder, this is not what I meant.
… I meant a gigantic hamburger.”
“Don’t put Baby in the corner. “
Great googily-moogily.
Wow…. what happened to Sharon Stone?
Just saying that if you skip ahead to the Brice Willis pic, and the comments don’t change, this pretty much makes your fuckin’ week.
I love how all of these photo’s catch celebs at award shows and product launch events and then there’s, “Courtney Stodden posted this pic to Twiter.” LOL. Every. Single. Time.
Suzy is looking quite fetching here as she’s fondled by that Mormon wax figurine.
He has total Romney hair. It has to be a thing with them.
If you’re Mormon, touching the hand is considered “fondling.”
Jawbreaker eating champion 2013
Bill’s shark fin popped out when he saw the girl with unresolved daddy issues gently weeping.
Looks like Dinklage had front-row seats.
“Andrew…. pssst…. Is it true he had a granddaughter?”
This might be funny if Ed Koch was not famously g̶a̶y̶ a bachelor.
Please don’t have any more daughters.
The world’s mirrors & cameras just can’t take the punishment.
Glenn Close has aged well!
Love her in Damages.
Dear Christ! He’s becoming more penis than man!
“I can’t wait for the Super Bowl yesterday!”
hehehehee
If you have to ask yourself, “where’s my dick?,” then it’s time to back away from the buffet.
If you can walk around naked and nobody else can see your dick it might be too late.
I’m a little teapot. Short and stout, Hey Macarena!
He’s the most dapper of all the pedophiles..
I’d rather see some Hilariass.
” I carried a watermelon. “
Apparently Fish has been sending him all the pics of his daughters… along with our comments.
Mr. Christie, you make, and eat, good cookies.
Awww, man… looks like her tits slid down to her belly, again.
It finally hit me! She looks like Janice from the Muppets!
Like fer sure, reeaallly.
If it’s a day ending in the letter “Y” then you can bet JNL is playing with the strings on her string bikini….in Miami…with a photographer snap snap snapping away.
Get dressed up, suit and tie, but god forbid you comb your hair.
That girls sunburn will be just fine since neither of those guys will be on top of her doing anything.
I cant stop looking at that mustache.
Neither can the jealous guy behind her.
To quote Al Bundy: I knew women looked like this! I knew it! I knew it!
How does Tara Reid’s lipo doctor keep getting work?
“Kelly Clarkson?!”
Why did she pick the one that looked like a watermelon? You’re not helping.
As a black man, it stings a bit more.
Obviously a woman who is seriously in need to corrective eye wear.
Someone quit working out…
blah blah blah fat blah blah blah something racist.
So pissed they used a body double in Kenny Powers for her…..so pissed