The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.5.13

February 5th, 2013 // 348 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we now have definitive proof that Joaquin Pheonix smells as bad as he looks. We also learn that Bill Clinton‘s favorite movie character of all time was Chazz Reinhold in Wedding Crashers, and we see the beginning of a brand new fat little pig‘s journey. Oh shit, did I link the wrong pic back there? Oh well, finally, there’s just no way Gabourey Sidibe isn’t trying to eat this.

And if you said “Why, because it looks like a watermelon?” congratulations, you’re a racist,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
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    Not so precious.

  2. Kate Moss Tom Jones
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    That was nice of Kate to share her sinus medication with him.

  3. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Hollywood Reporter Nominees' Night
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    She is a great actor when her mouth is closed.

  4. Kate Moss Tom Jones
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    It’s not unusual to do blow in a cab.

  5. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Hollywood Reporter Nominees' Night
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    She’s beautiful and talented. I love her sky blue eyes.

  6. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Hollywood Reporter Nominees' Night
    Cock Dr
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    She has looking stoic down to a science.

  7. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
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    Remember in Cool Hand Luke when he ate 50 eggs?

    Fuck you and your puny eggs.

  8. Joaquin Phoenix Sally Field Oscar Nominees Luncheon
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    There is something weird about this pic. There is a comment about white people and zombies in here.

    • Not yo daddy's gossip

      Strange you say? I thought zombies and white folks go hand-in-hand (Zombie Land, World War Z, etcc).

  9. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
    Cock Dr
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    Doesn’t need more of anything.
    She’s absolutely perfect just as she is.

  10. Chris Christie Fat Late Show With David Letterman
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    “I loved you in Superbad and 21 Jump Street!”

  11. Doutzen Kroes Bra Underwear Angel Wings Instagram
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    An angel indeed.

  12. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
    ThisWillHurt
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    “This has a chocolate filling, right?”
    “Um . . .”
    “You’re right, it’s more fun to find out.”

  13. Gerard Butler Checking Out Bikini Chick
    Karma's Bastard Child
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    Looks like Jon Hamm on the side. Between him and Butler that girl is already in a threesome and doesn’t even know it yet.

  14. Bill Clinton Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo Ed Koch Funeral
    Cock Dr
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    Smiling because Hillary is back at home?

  15. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
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    I cant stop laughing. Anyone that loves this girl should have just said, “honey, no.”

  16. Kate Moss Tom Jones
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    When your mother wants to fulfill a lifelong fantasy of giving Tom Jones a tug in a cab, you just let it happen…

  17. David Beckham Underwear H&M Facebook
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    It’s taking every ounce of willpower in his body for him to not grab his balls, right now.

  18. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
    catapostrophe
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    “When I asked for a 12-pounder, this is not what I meant.

    … I meant a gigantic hamburger.”

  19. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Hollywood Reporter Nominees' Night
    FattyMcGee
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    Great googily-moogily.

  20. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Belly Popping Out Of Shirt A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
    Joe Blow
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    Wow…. what happened to Sharon Stone?

    • mike

      Just saying that if you skip ahead to the Brice Willis pic, and the comments don’t change, this pretty much makes your fuckin’ week.

  21. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Bra Twitter
    alex
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    I love how all of these photo’s catch celebs at award shows and product launch events and then there’s, “Courtney Stodden posted this pic to Twiter.” LOL. Every. Single. Time.

  22. Donny Osmond Susan Boyle
    Cock Dr
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    Suzy is looking quite fetching here as she’s fondled by that Mormon wax figurine.

  23. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
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    Jawbreaker eating champion 2013

  24. Bill Clinton Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo Ed Koch Funeral
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    Bill’s shark fin popped out when he saw the girl with unresolved daddy issues gently weeping.

  25. Cee Lo Green Fat Belly Wife Beater ESPN NEXT Party
    catapostrophe
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    Looks like Dinklage had front-row seats.

  26. Bill Clinton Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo Ed Koch Funeral
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    “Andrew…. pssst…. Is it true he had a granddaughter?”

  27. Bruce Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Photocall
    Cock Dr
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    Please don’t have any more daughters.
    The world’s mirrors & cameras just can’t take the punishment.

  28. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Belly Popping Out Of Shirt A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
    alex
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    Glenn Close has aged well!

  29. David Beckham Underwear H&M Facebook
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    Dear Christ! He’s becoming more penis than man!

  30. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Bra Twitter
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I can’t wait for the Super Bowl yesterday!”

  31. Chris Christie Fat Late Show With David Letterman
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    If you have to ask yourself, “where’s my dick?,” then it’s time to back away from the buffet.

  32. Bruce Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Photocall
    Karma's Bastard Child
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    I’m a little teapot. Short and stout, Hey Macarena!

  33. Jason Schwartzman Perv Moustache A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
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    He’s the most dapper of all the pedophiles..

  34. Hilaria Thomas Baby Bump Bikini
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    I’d rather see some Hilariass.

  35. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
    Patrick Swayze
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    ” I carried a watermelon. “

  36. Bruce Willis A Good Day To Die Hard Photocall
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    Apparently Fish has been sending him all the pics of his daughters… along with our comments.

  37. Chris Christie Fat Late Show With David Letterman
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    Mr. Christie, you make, and eat, good cookies.

  38. Hilaria Thomas Baby Bump Bikini
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    Awww, man… looks like her tits slid down to her belly, again.

  39. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Pants 90210 Set
    alex
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    It finally hit me! She looks like Janice from the Muppets!

  40. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    If it’s a day ending in the letter “Y” then you can bet JNL is playing with the strings on her string bikini….in Miami…with a photographer snap snap snapping away.

  41. Joaquin Phoenix Sally Field Oscar Nominees Luncheon
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    Get dressed up, suit and tie, but god forbid you comb your hair.

  42. Gerard Butler Checking Out Bikini Chick
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    That girls sunburn will be just fine since neither of those guys will be on top of her doing anything.

  43. Patricia Arquette Cleavage Belly Popping Out Of Shirt A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III Premiere
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    I cant stop looking at that mustache.

  44. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Pants 90210 Set
    Karma's Bastard Child
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    To quote Al Bundy: I knew women looked like this! I knew it! I knew it!

  45. Doutzen Kroes Bra Underwear Angel Wings Instagram
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    How does Tara Reid’s lipo doctor keep getting work?

  46. Bill Clinton Andrew Cuomo Mario Cuomo Ed Koch Funeral
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Kelly Clarkson?!”

  47. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
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    Why did she pick the one that looked like a watermelon? You’re not helping.

  48. David Beckham Underwear H&M Facebook
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    Someone quit working out…

  49. Gabourey Sidibe Eating Bowling Ball Second Stage Theatre 26th Annual All-Star Bowling Classic
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    blah blah blah fat blah blah blah something racist.

  50. Katy Mixon Cleavage Identity Thief Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    So pissed they used a body double in Kenny Powers for her…..so pissed

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