The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.21.12

February 21st, 2012 // 867 Comments

Welcome to a special double-wide edition of The Crap We Missed so right off the bat you know it involve’s Kim Kardashian‘s ass and also us bailing early yesterday for a Skarsgard movie marathon in our PJ’s to observe Presidents’ Day. Anyway, today we’ve got David Copperfield demonstrating his mystical rape-punch that sends beautiful, unsuspecting women flying into his secret island lair, Joe Jonas and Russell Brand revealing they shop for white capris together and Sharon Stone discovering that Carnival is no fun when incontinence strikes.

Did you know Orangina is the preferred drink of pedophiles? Richard Gere does now,

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  1. Richard Gere Trenchcoat Hat Orangina Japan Commercial
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    What is the sound of one gerbil choking?

  2. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants
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    “Here’s 5 bucks, tell your pap friends I’m here. There are plenty more Lincolns where this came from. I’ve got about 4 million of them in my ass.”

  3. Steve O Elisabetta Canalis
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    “No, trust me. He’ll puke you back up alive and unharmed. Well, alive anyway.”

  4. Steve O Elisabetta Canalis
    Frank Burns
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    Photo captures the moment Elisabetta realizes she used to date George Clooney and now dates Steve O, or as her brain puts it, “OMG WTF!!!”.

  5. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Sunglasses
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    He must be walking behind Adrian Grenier.

  6. Christina Ricci Tight Dress
    castallare
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    This is soothing my still-raw emotions about the Rihanna/Chris Brown post. Thanks be to Fish.

  7. Russell Brand
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    Oh holy Christ.

  8. Christina Ricci Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    She looks red carpet classy.

  9. Shaquille O'Neal Jackson Rogow Ale Sepasyar
    Frank Burns
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    All three men were disappointed to find out that “doing a train at a cartoon awards show” was not what they thought it would be.

  10. David Copperfield
    Hugh Jass
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    Oh I thought it was the dad from Modern Family

  11. Ricky Martin Peace Sign Messed Up Hair
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    No..in TWO years I’ll look like Antonio Banderas in FIVE years.

  12. Michael Patrick King Kat Dennings Cleavage
    Yeezy's Son
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    WOW. Even her breasts have breasts!!

  13. Viola Davis Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Two haggises, a sheet and… Viola!

  14. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants
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    Man, her rates for a BJ have really gone downhill since the whole wedding fiasco…

  15. Russell Simmons Beach Yoga
    Frank Burns
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    In the background there is always a woman saying “Oy gevalt!” whenever Simmons walks around Miami without his bathrobe on.

  16. Katherine Heigl
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    “It’s OK, Fido, it was only Kim Kardashian farting.”

  17. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Sunglasses
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Self respect?….Meh

  18. David Copperfield
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    I bet he could show Chris Brown a thing or 2 (See what I did there?)

  19. Shaquille O'Neal Jackson Rogow Ale Sepasyar
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    The human shaqui-pede….

  20. Jonah Hill Swimming With Shirt On
    Hugh Jass
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    The world thanks you for leaving your shirt on

  21. Derek Hough
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    RUN! It’s Tonya Harding!

  22. Richard Gere Trenchcoat Hat Orangina Japan Commercial
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    Where’s Chris Hansen where you need him???? Oh right, he’s right here…

  23. Steve O Elisabetta Canalis
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Faces of Rohypnol

  24. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Reminds me of the monster puff fungus that grow on rotting logs out in the woods.

  25. Joe Jonas White Capri Pants
    Frank Burns
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    “Darn it, if my stylist won’t bring me gauchos to wear, I’ll MacGyver up my own!”

  26. Sharon Stone
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    Sherp McDerp.

  27. Tom Jones
    Slapadoo
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    Uh….Morgan Freeman?

  28. Tom Jones
    Hugh Jass
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    White-ish Morgan Freeman?

  29. Nicole Kidman
    Frank Burns
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    Looks good, better than usual, no digs from me here. In fact, fap fap fap fap . . . .

  30. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants
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    Every chair she sits on must feel like it’s been thrown unexpectedly into a game of dodgeball.

  31. David Copperfield
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    He thinks he can win in a fight against The Gay.

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    Her back is finally giving out.

  33. David Copperfield
    Cock Dr
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    It’s always funny to see men facelifted so tight.

  34. Russell Simmons Beach Yoga
    ChickenHawk
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    It’s the latest yoga position, “Shitting Dog”.

  35. Christina Ricci Tight Dress
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    Can you pick out which person in the background is thinking “dat ass!”…I know you can.

  36. Russell Simmons Beach Yoga
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    Don’t do it Russell!!! It’s not just a fart!!!

  37. Tom Jones
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    He’s starring in the remake of “Silver Streak” as Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor’s characters.

    Simultaneously.

    (For you, TomFrank.)

  38. Steve O Elisabetta Canalis
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    Caught making out with a horse. Poor girl.

  39. Mickey Rourke Knit Hat Sunglasses
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    “He can’t tell me not to wear women’s sunglasses… I’ll show him…”

  40. Jonah Hill Swimming With Shirt On
    Doctor Joystick
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    Is this the episode on Animal Planet where an Orca devours that surfer girl?

  41. Sharon Stone
    ChickenHawk
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    “Ms. Stone, are you happy with your long-distance provider?”

  42. David Beckham Crotch Grab
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Would someone please get this guy some Gold Bond already?

  43. James Franco
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    Shouldn’t he be filling my gastank?

  44. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants
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    Cousin It has a much fatter ass than I recall.

  45. Viola Davis Cleavage
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    Staring at the cleavage I picture two things.
    One of them is Junior Mints.

  46. Rico Jones

    Still trying to call David Copperfield a rapist? You must have missed that whole thing about him being cleared because that whore was a liar?

    • Schmidtler

      The story about him being a rapist and having his own secret rape island is too funny, so anything that contradicts that is to be ignored. You haven’t been to one of Copperfield’s recent hypnotism shows now, have you? I heard that show is much better than ‘Cats’.

  47. Gary Busey Steffanie Sampson Son Luke
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    That poor poor bastard has no idea what kind of life lessons his old man set him up for….

  48. David Copperfield
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    “Keep Memory Alive foundation’s Power of Love Gala”

    Seriously? Who names these events?? Someone who gets paid by the word?

  49. Russell Brand
    ChickenHawk
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    Katy was a fool to give up on this….
    signed, sarcasm

  50. Ricky Martin Peace Sign Messed Up Hair
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    TWO! I take 2 in the butt…

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