Kate Middleton‘s baby bump!! EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!1
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which took 3 days to compile thanks to a surprise quasi day off and an unsurprising amount of laziness on my behalf. What usually happens in this situation is I have an overabundance of ridiculous shit to slog through to bring you the randomest of titties and deathbloatedest(?) of faces and this gallery is no exception. So, I’m going to step out of the way and let you enjoy comment-worthy gold like this random woman and Cameron Diaz sharing how A-Rod preferred them to urinate, as well as proof that any man, even Cash Warren, will do anything to land a three-way, ditto goes for Jaime Foxx, and finally, Cirque du Soleil landing its own drag show parody.
Larry King getting “booty-bombed” almost became my new Prince Charles. Almost,
- Photo Boy
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Poor thing.
“I told Lincoln not to free these people… But NOOO someone had to be a bigshot…”
Pedobear! Height != age. Come on man, you’re off your game!
Note to women:
Do NOT decide based on this picture that you should buy a bright orange pant suit. I know, I know, you think right now it will look awesome. But you and I are not Rosie H-W…
We are looking at you, Hillary.
“I banged Jennifer.. Just thought you should know…”
“I know, I banged your brother… Just thought you should know…”
Here’s my Robert Downey doing Droopy Dog impression.
“Maybe I will fart… And maybe I won’t…”
DO IT RYAN! Make it look like an accident though…
Okay, everybody, let’s break fresh ground here and INSULT Lena Dunham’s looks for a change! How about it!
Okay, I’ll insult her posture. Would it kill her to pull her fucking shoulders back and stand up straight?
I wasn’t going to but OK… Not even with a borrowed dick…
O.K., let’s talk about the narcissism and self-indulgence it takes to think a TV show about yourself is somehow fascinating and important.
Since I don’t have HBO, her looks are all I have to go on – or rather, her lack of looks.
If you insist. Not only is she pudgy, but she has bad teeth.
That’s a stupid tattoo
Pretty cool how she’s that rare combination of both fat and skinny.
Whitest. Drug Deal. Ever.
Holy…talk about being out of practice.
So anyone care to guess which chick is under that hat?
^ Jeremy Renner?
Madge is helping her prodigy.
That’s a regular-sized teddy bear, by the way.
Madonna presents Victoria Beckham the Woolmark Prize in London.
Don’t do it, Blake! Living with Ryan can’t be that bad!
Who am I kidding…jump…
“Man! I’m going to have to gnaw my own arm off to get away from this one. It’s almost like a gotdam bear … trap … Noooo!”
Still would…
I have a sudden urge to stop, collaborate and listen.
I wonder at what point, precisely, she finally morphed into the mask Schwarzenegger wore in Total Recall?
Yep, this looks totally healthy and natural. Nothing screwy here. She doesn’t look like the human equivalent of an M.C. Escher painting or anything.
What’s your point?
She’s like a Ferrari – built for one thing, and one thing only.
Madonna looks like shit!
Someone’s no longer in shape to rock her slave-girl bikini…
Angelica Huston, we have a problem.
Kill her with fire
Not shown: Lindsay stealing the spare tire out of the trunk
Not shown: Lindsay going down on Sam.
That’s the face of a man who knows this is gonna be the worst threesome ever.
Warren doesn’t look that happy about it either.
Shoe’s untied!
Boop…punched you right in the fucking nose!
Anyone remember that movie her and Corey Haim did in the 80s called “Blown Away”?
She was so fucking hot in that.
She was majorly fappable, to combine the vernacular of the kids of the 80′s and today.
Yea.. But, hey, now her tits are bigger!
Oh, how things have changed.
http://blogs.thepoconos.com/pop-rox/files/2012/08/blownaway.jpg
Benjamin Button in a baby jumper?
GET BACK TO TWERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Victoria Silvstedt posted this pic to Craigslist.
FTFY
I’m waiting for Leslie Nielsen to rip off her mask.
“When I think about you, I touch myself.”
“Dude, I don’t know that song.”
“What song?”
Crab People Crab People Crab People Crab People Crab People…
Niki Minaj without makeup.
I used to fap to her. Now…not so much.
And White offers a draw.
Chrissy…you old whore!
Wow…nice retouching
Black people…amiright?!
Performing where? In the kind of theater where they hand out tissues?
Thing is, she was always ugly. Even when she was young she was never attractive but she IS a good actress.
It’s a blue mic and I ….. jizz in my pants
I think its time he dropped the “Boy” from his name.
Old Queen George DOES have a nice ring to it!
Now this gut has gone over the top. He isn’t that cool to pull this gay pimp look off.
Must be that bear back sex you hear about
She’s about as big around as one of Kim Lardashian’s upper arms.
Looking great to me
Geez, and I thought I told Anthony when you take them out of 7th period to give them a snack or their energy drops like the Lakers playoff dreams…
Will.I.Am.A.Bat