The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.19.13

February 19th, 2013 // 528 Comments

Kate Middleton‘s baby bump!! EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT!!!1

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which took 3 days to compile thanks to a surprise quasi day off and an unsurprising amount of laziness on my behalf. What usually happens in this situation is I have an overabundance of ridiculous shit to slog through to bring you the randomest of titties and deathbloatedest(?) of faces and this gallery is no exception. So, I’m going to step out of the way and let you enjoy comment-worthy gold like this random woman and Cameron Diaz sharing how A-Rod preferred them to urinate, as well as proof that any man, even Cash Warren, will do anything to land a three-way, ditto goes for Jaime Foxx, and finally, Cirque du Soleil landing its own drag show parody.

Larry King getting “booty-bombed” almost became my new Prince Charles. Almost,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
    Hank E. Ring
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    Poor thing.

  2. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
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    “I told Lincoln not to free these people… But NOOO someone had to be a bigshot…”

  3. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
    Axerty
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    Pedobear! Height != age. Come on man, you’re off your game!

  4. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Tight Pants Burberry Prorsum Fashion Week
    TheGenYgirl
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    Note to women:
    Do NOT decide based on this picture that you should buy a bright orange pant suit. I know, I know, you think right now it will look awesome. But you and I are not Rosie H-W…

  5. Pitbull Hugging Marc Anthony
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    “I banged Jennifer.. Just thought you should know…”

    “I know, I banged your brother… Just thought you should know…”

  6. Javier Bardem Spanish Film Academy Goya Awards
    Axerty
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    Here’s my Robert Downey doing Droopy Dog impression.

  7. Javier Bardem Spanish Film Academy Goya Awards
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    “Maybe I will fart… And maybe I won’t…”

  8. Blake Lively Butt Yoga Pants Grand Canyon Twitter
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    DO IT RYAN! Make it look like an accident though…

  9. Lena Dunham Cleavage Yellow Teeth Writers Guild East Coast Awards Ceremony
    TheGenYgirl
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    Okay, everybody, let’s break fresh ground here and INSULT Lena Dunham’s looks for a change! How about it!

  10. Jamie Foxx Handing Guy Wad Of Cash ATM
    Axerty
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    Whitest. Drug Deal. Ever.

  11. Joe Pesci Handlebar Moustache Smoking Cigarette
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    So anyone care to guess which chick is under that hat?

  12. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
    Hank E. Ring
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    Madge is helping her prodigy.

  13. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
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    That’s a regular-sized teddy bear, by the way.

  14. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
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    Madonna presents Victoria Beckham the Woolmark Prize in London.

  15. Blake Lively Butt Yoga Pants Grand Canyon Twitter
    pavement_smear
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    Don’t do it, Blake! Living with Ryan can’t be that bad!
    Who am I kidding…jump…

  16. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
    Raoul
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    “Man! I’m going to have to gnaw my own arm off to get away from this one. It’s almost like a gotdam bear … trap … Noooo!”

  17. Erika Eleniak
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    Still would…

  18. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
    mike
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    I have a sudden urge to stop, collaborate and listen.

  19. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
    JC
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    I wonder at what point, precisely, she finally morphed into the mask Schwarzenegger wore in Total Recall?

  20. Andressa Urach Huge Butt Tight Dress
    TheGenYgirl
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    Yep, this looks totally healthy and natural. Nothing screwy here. She doesn’t look like the human equivalent of an M.C. Escher painting or anything.

  21. Victoria Beckham Pissed Off Look International Woolmark Prize Final
    Hopalong
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    Madonna looks like shit!

  22. Lena Dunham Cleavage Yellow Teeth Writers Guild East Coast Awards Ceremony
    mike
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    Someone’s no longer in shape to rock her slave-girl bikini…

  23. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
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    Angelica Huston, we have a problem.

  24. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
    Deacon Jones
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    Kill her with fire

  25. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
    JC
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    Not shown: Lindsay stealing the spare tire out of the trunk

  26. Jessica Alba Cash Warren Samantha Ronson
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    That’s the face of a man who knows this is gonna be the worst threesome ever.

  27. Will.i.am Gold Shoes
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    Shoe’s untied!

    Boop…punched you right in the fucking nose!

  28. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    Anyone remember that movie her and Corey Haim did in the 80s called “Blown Away”?

    She was so fucking hot in that.

  29. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
    pavement_smear
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    Benjamin Button in a baby jumper?

  30. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
    FUCKBEAST
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    GET BACK TO TWERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Victoria Silvstedt Lingerie Twitter
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    Victoria Silvstedt posted this pic to Craigslist.

    FTFY

  32. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
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    I’m waiting for Leslie Nielsen to rip off her mask.

  33. Pitbull Hugging Marc Anthony
    Raoul
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    “When I think about you, I touch myself.”
    “Dude, I don’t know that song.”
    “What song?”

  34. Pink Wired Acrobatic Performance
    CrashHell
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    Crab People Crab People Crab People Crab People Crab People…

  35. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
    SIN
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    Niki Minaj without makeup.

  36. Erika Eleniak
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    I used to fap to her. Now…not so much.

  37. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
    B&WMinstrel
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    And White offers a draw.

  38. Suzanne Somers Cleavage
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    Chrissy…you old whore!

  39. Victoria Silvstedt Lingerie Twitter
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    Wow…nice retouching

  40. Larry King Getting Booty Bombed 3rd Annual Streamy Awards in Hollywood
    mnsuberbee
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    Black people…amiright?!

  41. Pitbull Hugging Marc Anthony
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    Performing where? In the kind of theater where they hand out tissues?

  42. Anjelica Huston Smash Set
    SIN
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    Thing is, she was always ugly. Even when she was young she was never attractive but she IS a good actress.

  43. Javier Bardem Spanish Film Academy Goya Awards
    mnsuperbee
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    It’s a blue mic and I ….. jizz in my pants

  44. Boy George Skinny Weight Loss Yellow Teeth Sailor Hat
    FUCKBEAST
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    I think its time he dropped the “Boy” from his name.

  45. Will.i.am Gold Shoes
    SIN
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    Now this gut has gone over the top. He isn’t that cool to pull this gay pimp look off.

  46. Hayden Panettiere Lingerie Sleeping With Teddy Bear Twitter
    B&WMinstrel
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    Must be that bear back sex you hear about

  47. Kate Middleton Baby Bump
    Cock Dr
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    She’s about as big around as one of Kim Lardashian’s upper arms.

  48. Kendra Wilkinson Swimsuit Splash Practice
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    Looking great to me

  49. Anthony Kiedis Girlfriend Asleep Lakers Game
    CrashHell
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    Geez, and I thought I told Anthony when you take them out of 7th period to give them a snack or their energy drops like the Lakers playoff dreams…

  50. Will.i.am Gold Shoes
    Raoul
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    Will.I.Am.A.Bat

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