Yes Kate, your worst fears are true, we all do remember My Best Friend’s Girl.
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems despite my countless letters to Congress and the obvious objection by short-haired Spicoli in the background, Pauly Shore is still scoring way out of his league. Then there’s Louis Anderson, who could have sworn he left a spiral ham in there somewhere as well as Nick Cannon taking titty flash excitement to a whole new level. It’s almost like he’s been locked away in some type of celibate dungeon for years now. Wait.
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It’s a shame when you run into Charlie Sheen and he tries to smoke you…
That dude in the background killed himself 5 seconds later…
Hey pig, you ever had your shit pushed in?
Hilarious! Thanks!
Uhmm Louie? Beckham wants to have a word with you about using his signature move…
“Hah, this homeless guy is SO funny!”
The name is Douche. Ethan Douche.
Jude was surprised to learn that they had a microphone in another color besides black…
His friend? Not so much…
So she has been reduced to celebrity competitions? She must have a terrible agent. I’d think she could at least get work doing LifeTime Channel movies or something.
PS. I would still fuck her.
OK, wait… is this “Splash” reality TV thing really what fat tub of fuck can make the biggest splash?
A Bedazzled reboot? I’m in.
Because the last one wasn’t a remake?
A Meet Joe Black reboot? I’m in.
Because that wasn’t a remake? (Yup. Two for two.)
Meet Jo’ Black Mama was way funnier.
Wait, wait wait… what exactly is “Splashing” in this reality show if THIS is the training? DO NOT WANT.
A Matrix rebutt? I’m in.
Morpheuass
“You keep pushing that mic in my face, and I’m going to bang your wife.”
A Jaws reboot? I’m in.
Still as sexy as ever.
A Mulholland Drive reboot? I’m in.
I just want to see somebody get pasted by a car. Hawke would suffice.
How sure is Fish in his captioning? I mean, this has to be Rumor Willis with Tara Reid, right?
I thought it was Samantha Ronsen.
^ Same.
Let me get this straight, Led Zepplin can’t get a movie made about them, but Sugar Ray can?!
A Family Matters reboot? I’m in.
stop the madness (not really)
Ethan Hawke, noted supporter of avant-garde theater in New York, long time collaborator of pioneering director Richard Linklater, and having perfected the Stanislavsky system under Lee Strasberg, is seen here, true to his method acting roots, preparing for his upcoming role in Zoolander 2: The Irrelevant Years.
A Golden Girls reboot? I’m in.
“Leaning tower of cheese-aaaa”
love that you quoted a goofy movie
Offshot heckler “Keep smilin’ honey! Your career is over!”
You can she the ghost of her future self as a reflection in the window.
Is this the Genie girl from the Direct TV Ads? Because goddamn.
Yessir, that is the crazy hot Directv Genie.
She looks like a robot with nothing going on upstairs and is infected by Derek Jeter, so pass.
Ironically, my DVR failed to record this episode of Letterman
A Mr. Bean reboot? I’m in
i dont know why i find you so hilarious. marry me.
Absolutely. Just mail over your hot girl certificate!
Zoolander!
A Shallow Hal reboot? I’m in.
On a roll, eh? Keep on rolling!
Theres food in that suitcase
At least the real Macauley Culkin got fingered by Michael Jackson. These Jedward assholes have no excuse.
A Nutty Professor reboot? I’m in.
Because the last one wasn’t a rem…aaaaah, screw it.
I’m not a geek, I’m a unique wease
oops
I’m not a geek, I’m a unique weasel
Only the tightest pants can eliminate every trace of all that cottage cheese.
I bet his hands are covered in gunt sweat.
It’s what he uses as lube.
nice job, Uncle Phil – now the CDC has to send in a team to burn this entire site and scrub the earth where it stood with bleach.
A Dr. No reboot? I’m in.
The inventor of leather pants should be ratified by the Vatican.
Do they even make leather pants in boys size medium?
I knew that was coming. Well done, Beef.
She has a tiny bit of cottage cheese saddlebag, but that’s just delicious looking – she knows how to show it off right. Now if someone could just show Kim Kardashian how it’s done.
If you cover his face with your hand, you cannot tell if he is facing left scratching his ass, or facing right scratching his balls.
That’s fucking bizarre…
Brilliant observation…and fun, too!
It’s like that M.C. Escher triangle thing! Except with more back rack.
An Iron Man reboot? I’m in.
‘scuse me while i whip this out
for a second I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman was having some kind of horrible allergic reaction.
A Cocoon reboot? I’m in.
Honestly thought you would go for Free Willy. A little disappointed dude.
I concur. An apology is owed to Tahnee Welch.
I apologize. Actually thought of Free Willy for an earlier one then forgot about it.
“Spread your wings and Fly!!”
I don’t think “splash” adequately describes what is coming next…
a louie anderson reboot? i’m in
A blonde Twilight reboot? I’m in.
An American Beauty reboot? I’m in.
i bet thats his purse