The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 2.12.13

February 12th, 2013 // 283 Comments

Yes Kate, your worst fears are true, we all do remember My Best Friend’s Girl.

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where it seems despite my countless letters to Congress and the obvious objection by short-haired Spicoli in the background, Pauly Shore is still scoring way out of his league. Then there’s Louis Anderson, who could have sworn he left a spiral ham in there somewhere as well as Nick Cannon taking titty flash excitement to a whole new level. It’s almost like he’s been locked away in some type of celibate dungeon for years now. Wait.

Hey, Maria Menounos, do me a favor and Treat Me Like A Pirate,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    It’s a shame when you run into Charlie Sheen and he tries to smoke you…

  2. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
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    That dude in the background killed himself 5 seconds later…

  3. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
    jorge
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    Hey pig, you ever had your shit pushed in?

  4. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    Uhmm Louie? Beckham wants to have a word with you about using his signature move…

  5. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
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    “Hah, this homeless guy is SO funny!”

  6. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    The name is Douche. Ethan Douche.

  7. Jude Law Side Effects Press Conference 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    Jude was surprised to learn that they had a microphone in another color besides black…
    His friend? Not so much…

  8. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit Splash
    Rico Jones
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    So she has been reduced to celebrity competitions? She must have a terrible agent. I’d think she could at least get work doing LifeTime Channel movies or something.

    PS. I would still fuck her.

  9. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit Splash
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    OK, wait… is this “Splash” reality TV thing really what fat tub of fuck can make the biggest splash?

  10. Kate Hudson Cleavage ELLE Style Awards
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    A Bedazzled reboot? I’m in.

  11. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    A Meet Joe Black reboot? I’m in.

  12. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    Wait, wait wait… what exactly is “Splashing” in this reality show if THIS is the training? DO NOT WANT.

  13. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    A Matrix rebutt? I’m in.

  14. Jude Law Side Effects Press Conference 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    “You keep pushing that mic in my face, and I’m going to bang your wife.”

  15. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
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    A Jaws reboot? I’m in.

  16. Kate Hudson Cleavage ELLE Style Awards
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    Still as sexy as ever.

  17. Kate Upton Nipple Slip SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    A Mulholland Drive reboot? I’m in.

  18. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I just want to see somebody get pasted by a car. Hawke would suffice.

  19. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
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    How sure is Fish in his captioning? I mean, this has to be Rumor Willis with Tara Reid, right?

  20. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
    The Pope
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    Let me get this straight, Led Zepplin can’t get a movie made about them, but Sugar Ray can?!

  21. Nick Cannon Throwing Beads Mardis Gras
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    A Family Matters reboot? I’m in.

  22. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
    MRF
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    Ethan Hawke, noted supporter of avant-garde theater in New York, long time collaborator of pioneering director Richard Linklater, and having perfected the Stanislavsky system under Lee Strasberg, is seen here, true to his method acting roots, preparing for his upcoming role in Zoolander 2: The Irrelevant Years.

  23. Carmen Electra Cleavage Yarnz Preview Party Fall 2013 Style360
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    A Golden Girls reboot? I’m in.

  24. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
    FUCKBEAST
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    “Leaning tower of cheese-aaaa”

  25. Katherine Heigl
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    Offshot heckler “Keep smilin’ honey! Your career is over!”

  26. Kate Upton Nipple Slip SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
    George P Burdell
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    You can she the ghost of her future self as a reflection in the window.

  27. Hanna Davis Cleavage SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    Is this the Genie girl from the Direct TV Ads? Because goddamn.

  28. Antonio Banderas Rafael Matesanz Spain Brand Ambassador Acredidation Santander
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    A Mr. Bean reboot? I’m in

  29. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
    Dormant Canadian
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    Zoolander!

  30. Kirstie Alley
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    A Shallow Hal reboot? I’m in.

  31. Kirstie Alley
    FUCKBEAST
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    Theres food in that suitcase

  32. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    At least the real Macauley Culkin got fingered by Michael Jackson. These Jedward assholes have no excuse.

  33. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    A Nutty Professor reboot? I’m in.

  34. Pauly Shore Dirty Dutch Model Volleyball Tournament
    jorge
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    I’m not a geek, I’m a unique wease

  35. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants
    catapostrophe
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    Only the tightest pants can eliminate every trace of all that cottage cheese.

  36. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
    FUCKBEAST
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    I bet his hands are covered in gunt sweat.

  37. Caprice Bourret Bikini
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    A Dr. No reboot? I’m in.

  38. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    The inventor of leather pants should be ratified by the Vatican.

  39. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    She has a tiny bit of cottage cheese saddlebag, but that’s just delicious looking – she knows how to show it off right. Now if someone could just show Kim Kardashian how it’s done.

  40. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
    Joe
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    If you cover his face with your hand, you cannot tell if he is facing left scratching his ass, or facing right scratching his balls.

  41. Jude Law Side Effects Press Conference 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    An Iron Man reboot? I’m in.

  42. Antonio Banderas Rafael Matesanz Spain Brand Ambassador Acredidation Santander
    jorge
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    ‘scuse me while i whip this out

  43. Louis Anderson Tucking Shirt In Splash
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    for a second I thought Philip Seymour Hoffman was having some kind of horrible allergic reaction.

  44. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit Splash
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    A Cocoon reboot? I’m in.

  45. Ethan Hawke Bleach Blonde Hair Before Midnight Premiere 63rd Berlinale International Film Festival
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    “Spread your wings and Fly!!”

  46. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit Splash
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    I don’t think “splash” adequately describes what is coming next…

  47. Nicole Eggert Fat Wetsuit Splash
    jorge
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    a louie anderson reboot? i’m in

  48. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
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    A blonde Twilight reboot? I’m in.

  49. Genevieve Morton SI Swimsuit Issue Letterman
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    An American Beauty reboot? I’m in.

  50. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
    jorge
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    i bet thats his purse

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