The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.4.12

December 4th, 2012 // 562 Comments

Not Pictured: Chris Brown‘s penis as a straw. (It’s the only logical progression.)

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you get treated to not just one, but three shots from something called James Argent’s Charity TOWIE Live Show event which I’m just going to casually assume is some sort of British hooker prom. We’ve also got Corey Feldman who amazingly still has enough money and/or left over drugs from the 80′s to pull this off, Will.i.am suddenly forced to rethink his dinner outfit, and finally, Kim Kardashian trying to pull the focus away from that huge herp on her lip yesterday.

Remember that guys? Just yesterday, when Kim Kardashian had a giant herp on her lip,

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  1. Will.i.am
    Mr. Poop
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    douche off

  2. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    dontkillthemessenger
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    WTF happened to this guy? I guess 2012 really was the year of Ben Affleck.

  3. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
    B.andWM.instrel
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    A pair of flamers

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Jon Hex
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    Herpes? You crazy for that one, Fish. All I see is hump.

  5. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    meeps!
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    #JaguarShark

  6. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
    Cold Turkey
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    Travolta still uses grease.

  7. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    Contusion
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    That idiot has been rockin’ this same bad goofy look for about 15 years and somehow he still has some hot chick in tow. Chicks are lame.

  8. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Adding “ie” to Frank doesn’t make you a woman.

  9. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    Contusion
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    Good to see Annie Liebowitz again.

  10. Will.i.am
    mismy
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    I bet the dude on awesome skates actually has musical talent

  11. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
    dontkillthemessenger
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    To be fair, the little girl does look like a carrot.

  12. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    Cold Turkey
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    Papa smurf

  13. Will.i.am
    Contusion
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    The roller skates guy has been at Venice Beach ever since I can remember. Which is 84 times as long as Will I. Am’s career will last.

  14. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    Cold Turkey
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    ugly 90′s shoes..

  15. Amber Rose Pregnant Belly Cleavage Bra Baseball Hat
    FUCKBEAST
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    Still fat, still worthless.

  16. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
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    LENO: “So Olivia, I hate to ask you such a controversial question, but I heard you went grocery shopping the other day, do you have a funny story about that?”

  17. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
    mismy
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    If I was really rich (is he? idk).. regardless, I would wear whatever the fuck I wanted whenever, like kids do. Because when you have money, you don’t have to worry what people think. Wait a sec.. I don’t have to worry what people think now?? Ummm hmmm yeah, changed my mind, looks like a lot of work just to look like a psychedelic matador.

  18. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    Schmidtler
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    Knowing where Sharon Stone has been, I’d rather do the freaky looking chick to her right.

  19. Elizabeth Price Nipples Bra See Through Shirt Turner Prize Winner Jude Law
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    I’m glad you cropped this photo so far above Jude’s crotch!

  20. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    mismy
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    Holy daddy issues

  21. Halle Berry
    Leather Balls
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    Mats Sundin

  22. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
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    “See honey, if we have these cheek bones pulled back a little, it will knock months off of your face!”

  23. Danni Park-Dempsey Cleavage TOWIE Live Show Event
    Schmidtler
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    Wow, a chubby old black broad with hair extensions, a shiny dress and a fat gunt. The magic and splendor of Hollywood.

  24. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    richie
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    just awful.

  25. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
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    Not pictured: the dick that wax figure is reaching for

  26. Halle Berry
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    He’s actually closing his eyes since he’s about to get the hell beat out of him!

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight See Through Dress
    Schmidtler
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    Do the airlines maker her buy 2 seats, or three?

  28. Olivia Munn Gerard Butler Jay Leno The Tonight Show
    Deacon Jones
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    Uh, I’m no body language expert but….

  29. David Beckham Knit Hat Eyes Closed
    Leather Balls
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    Can’t wait to see how his tattoos will look in a few years

  30. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
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    When did Matt Damon become an old, black man?

  31. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    Schmidtler
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    Nice legs. That is a Rhinoceros in a dress, right?

  32. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    Deacon Jones
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    “Want some coffee?”

    “Yes, have some.”

  33. Melanie Griffith Ripple Of Hope Gala
    Schmidtler
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    So, that’s what you get when you combine 3 parts gin, 4 parts crazy and half the makeup counter from Rite Aid.

  34. Bill Murray Knit Hat Facial Hair
    Sparky
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    BFM. Living legend.

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
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    The horse is carnivorous of course.

  36. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
    pff
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    Why did Sideshow Bob dye his hair?

  37. Sarah Jessica Parker Daughter Tabitha
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone tell her that sucking the souls out of children isn’t working. If not for her sake then think of the children!

  38. Georgia Salpa Butt Tight Pants Suit Life Of Pi Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    Hey look!

    It’s the prettier, lighter, herpes-free version of Kim k!

  39. Christopher Meloni Moustache
    pff
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    Ryan Gosling – 2031

  40. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
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    30 SECONDS PRIOR:
    COREY: “Look, I’ll give you $50.00 to let me pull you past these paparazzi. No, that’s my final offer, it’s money that should be going towards rent. No, I’m the OTHER Corey, the one that’s still alive. Of course, I’m sure.”

  41. Michelle Schall Bikini
    Schmidtler
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    She has a nice center of gravity.

  42. Seal Fingerless Yellow Fingernail Polish
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    The question is, “What service is he asking to be performed in Paris?”

  43. John Travolta Wax Figure Grease Madame Tussauds
    Shorty80
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    This is more lifelike than the large-headed man running around with Captain Terry’s Spray On Hair on his head.

  44. Frankie Essex Cleavage Legs TOWIE Live Show Event
    B.andWM.in.strel
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    That’s one wand I don’t want to see

  45. Sharon Stone Nipples Fading Gigolo Set
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    A remake of “Stuck on You?”

  46. Christopher Meloni Moustache
    Montana
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    Wait… does this pizza come with “extra sausage”?

  47. Will.i.am
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    It’s always awkward when you bump into the LAST guy that your girlfriend slept with.

  48. Corey Feldman Sunglasses Hat Hot Girlfriend
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    The only people who keep an unlit 100 in their mouths are bingo players and Corey Feldman.

  49. Matt Damon Thinning Gray Hair Apple Store
    The Royal Penis
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    This isn’t Matt Damon, it’s his clone-Bitch Damon.

    The difference being he’s slowly dissolving and a little slow in the head.

    *rimshot* for obscure Family Guy inside joke

  50. David Beckham Knit Hat Eyes Closed
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    Taste’s spicy.

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