Not Pictured: Chris Brown‘s penis as a straw. (It’s the only logical progression.)
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you get treated to not just one, but three shots from something called James Argent’s Charity TOWIE Live Show event which I’m just going to casually assume is some sort of British hooker prom. We’ve also got Corey Feldman who amazingly still has enough money and/or left over drugs from the 80′s to pull this off, Will.i.am suddenly forced to rethink his dinner outfit, and finally, Kim Kardashian trying to pull the focus away from that huge herp on her lip yesterday.
Remember that guys? Just yesterday, when Kim Kardashian had a giant herp on her lip,
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douche off
WTF happened to this guy? I guess 2012 really was the year of Ben Affleck.
A pair of flamers
Herpes? You crazy for that one, Fish. All I see is hump.
#JaguarShark
Travolta still uses grease.
That idiot has been rockin’ this same bad goofy look for about 15 years and somehow he still has some hot chick in tow. Chicks are lame.
Adding “ie” to Frank doesn’t make you a woman.
Good to see Annie Liebowitz again.
I bet the dude on awesome skates actually has musical talent
Certainly a hell of alot more talent than Will
To be fair, the little girl does look like a carrot.
Papa smurf
Popeye Smurf!
The roller skates guy has been at Venice Beach ever since I can remember. Which is 84 times as long as Will I. Am’s career will last.
my gosh, that dude was there when I was a teen in ’85. He looks the exact same.
ugly 90′s shoes..
Still fat, still worthless.
LENO: “So Olivia, I hate to ask you such a controversial question, but I heard you went grocery shopping the other day, do you have a funny story about that?”
If I was really rich (is he? idk).. regardless, I would wear whatever the fuck I wanted whenever, like kids do. Because when you have money, you don’t have to worry what people think. Wait a sec.. I don’t have to worry what people think now?? Ummm hmmm yeah, changed my mind, looks like a lot of work just to look like a psychedelic matador.
Knowing where Sharon Stone has been, I’d rather do the freaky looking chick to her right.
I’m glad you cropped this photo so far above Jude’s crotch!
Holy daddy issues
Mats Sundin
“See honey, if we have these cheek bones pulled back a little, it will knock months off of your face!”
Wow, a chubby old black broad with hair extensions, a shiny dress and a fat gunt. The magic and splendor of Hollywood.
lol, Actually England, but that’s a good summary of her!
To be more precise, it’s Essex, and to be called an Essex Girl is not a compliment!!
just awful.
Not pictured: the dick that wax figure is reaching for
He’s actually closing his eyes since he’s about to get the hell beat out of him!
Do the airlines maker her buy 2 seats, or three?
Uh, I’m no body language expert but….
Can’t wait to see how his tattoos will look in a few years
They will be cooler than that fucking beanie.
When did Matt Damon become an old, black man?
Nice legs. That is a Rhinoceros in a dress, right?
Still looks better than any Kardashian.
I suppose you’re entitled to your opinion…
“Want some coffee?”
“Yes, have some.”
So, that’s what you get when you combine 3 parts gin, 4 parts crazy and half the makeup counter from Rite Aid.
BFM. Living legend.
The horse is carnivorous of course.
Why did Sideshow Bob dye his hair?
Someone tell her that sucking the souls out of children isn’t working. If not for her sake then think of the children!
Hey look!
It’s the prettier, lighter, herpes-free version of Kim k!
Ryan Gosling – 2031
30 SECONDS PRIOR:
COREY: “Look, I’ll give you $50.00 to let me pull you past these paparazzi. No, that’s my final offer, it’s money that should be going towards rent. No, I’m the OTHER Corey, the one that’s still alive. Of course, I’m sure.”
She has a nice center of gravity.
The question is, “What service is he asking to be performed in Paris?”
This is more lifelike than the large-headed man running around with Captain Terry’s Spray On Hair on his head.
That’s one wand I don’t want to see
A remake of “Stuck on You?”
Wait… does this pizza come with “extra sausage”?
It’s always awkward when you bump into the LAST guy that your girlfriend slept with.
The only people who keep an unlit 100 in their mouths are bingo players and Corey Feldman.
This isn’t Matt Damon, it’s his clone-Bitch Damon.
The difference being he’s slowly dissolving and a little slow in the head.
*rimshot* for obscure Family Guy inside joke
Taste’s spicy.
Perfect!