“So, wait, wait. Thetans are dead ghosts that give people depression? Who the fuck believes this shit?”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a bunch of photos I don’t know how Photo Boy cobbled together because in case you haven’t noticed there isn’t a whole lot going on outside of former models in bikinis, not that you want to hear the wails of a man who writes dick jokes in his pajamas all day. Anyway, today we’ve got Paul Sorvino because did I mention jackshit is happening? Mariah Carey gunning for JLo’s Carmen Sandiego role, Vanessa Hudgens after a date with Ben Roethlisberger and the triumphant return of Boner Boy who’s literally one wrong glance away from spackling the joint. (Side Note: Is anyone surprised Stephanie Seymour still picks out his clothes? Just throwing that out there.)
Today’s Final Five is for the ladies,
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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
She is a way over involved mom!! You do that kind of shit when the kid is 5!! No wonder he is gay!!
Cute dress but she needs to close her legs!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???????? scared the living hell out of me!!!
Thank you for the eye candy!!!!
NICE!!
Gorgeous!! He looks good shaggy and scruffy and in a suit!!
Thank you Fish and Photo Boy! need this once a week!!!
You’d think she’d get tired of people throwing popcorn in her mouth, but no. She’s well trained.
Do they use a framing square when he gets a haircut?
No they use a Makita power planer.
Now there’s a severe imbalance of coat buttons if I ever saw one.
“you can motorboat AFTER you try this on.”
Taking Dinklage for a walk
Isn’t that the chick from the old Robert Palmer video?
OK, you have money. Spend $75.00 on a pair of pants.
The sad part is, they probably spent 3 times that amount to look so cheap.
Hell, I’d be trying to get them out of those duds asap, so the fashion sense — or lack thereof — is pretty much irrelevant.
“How did Tom figure out my escape tunnel I’ve been digging for the past 5 years?!”
Shemp looks good in a mustache
Somebody likes stripes.
smug looking fucker.
Blue steel.
Aren’t the last few pics supposed to be of a hot chick in a bikini?
“Meryl! Come out, come out! You can’t hide from us and the Death Becomes Her sequel forever!”
So Sawyer got a wax figure made, good for him. Not sure why Tussaud planted it at a movie premier though…
Is he like the bootleg version of the werewolf?
I don’t know who Robin Thicke is, but he must have some kind of special power to get Khloe Kardashian into Grooming Silverback Gorilla mode.
“so Tom said all his ex-wives liked it like that and I’ll just get used to it, it’s no big deal really, once you get over the bleeding”
“Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie hadn’t taken his nitroglycerin pill yet.”
“We’ve secretly replaced Simon’s Pepsi with a cupfull of Ryan Seacrest’s jizz. Can he tell the difference? Let’s watch!”
Big Trouble with Old Vagina
Yeees!
“And then I told him, if Xenu is in my head then you can go to…”
Is the label showing? Is it? Do I look hot? Do I?
The both look cute!
“Yes hunny, this will look great and make the girls go crazy…or guys…”
Hot stuff
look out, Robin! Khloe Kardashian’s about to give you hickie!
khloe kardashian is spreading herpes, you guys.
in the spirit of christmas:
bah rum ba bum bum
I hope someone stabs him in the eye.
Hi Y’all its Miley Cyrus for Madeline.
hey ooohh, how gay is this stache – ohhhhh
Well done.
Freckles, I said get bare ass’d and get in that bed!!
Robin: “So how does this ‘Time Warp’ go again?”
Dr. Frank-N-Furter: “It’s just a jump to the left….”
This woman makes Paula Abdul look like a genius.
Screw him. Where’s Mira?
“Get out…the Kardashian’s staged the whole thing…”
Y’know, if you’re gonna dye your hair you really oughta do the beard and ‘stache too.
Awww – how thoughtful Fish!
Merry Christmas!
His hair says “I play Lacrosse at Yale,” but his skin says “I always drink an Ensure with my mashed cauliflower.”
If he knew 15 years ago how big a douche he would turn out to be, I bet he would’ve Cobained himself.
That suit looks like when our old black and white TV was on the fritz.
“Doing your…son?”