The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.20.11

December 20th, 2011 // 316 Comments

“So, wait, wait. Thetans are dead ghosts that give people depression? Who the fuck believes this shit?

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a bunch of photos I don’t know how Photo Boy cobbled together because in case you haven’t noticed there isn’t a whole lot going on outside of former models in bikinis, not that you want to hear the wails of a man who writes dick jokes in his pajamas all day. Anyway, today we’ve got Paul Sorvino because did I mention jackshit is happening? Mariah Carey gunning for JLo’s Carmen Sandiego role, Vanessa Hudgens after a date with Ben Roethlisberger and the triumphant return of Boner Boy who’s literally one wrong glance away from spackling the joint. (Side Note: Is anyone surprised Stephanie Seymour still picks out his clothes? Just throwing that out there.)

Today’s Final Five is for the ladies,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Stephanie Seymour Boner Boy
    farting old man's wife
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    She is a way over involved mom!! You do that kind of shit when the kid is 5!! No wonder he is gay!!

  2. Paula Patton Cleavage Mission Impossible
    farting old man's wife
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    Cute dress but she needs to close her legs!!

  3. Anthony Keidis
    farting old man's wife
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    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???????? scared the living hell out of me!!!

  4. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
    farting old man's wife
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    Thank you for the eye candy!!!!

  5. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    NICE!!

  6. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
    farting old man's wife
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    Gorgeous!! He looks good shaggy and scruffy and in a suit!!

  7. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
    farting old man's wife
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    Thank you Fish and Photo Boy! need this once a week!!!

  8. Katie Holmes
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    You’d think she’d get tired of people throwing popcorn in her mouth, but no. She’s well trained.

  9. Simon Cowell
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    Do they use a framing square when he gets a haircut?

  10. Goldie Hawn Kurt Russell Aspen
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    Now there’s a severe imbalance of coat buttons if I ever saw one.

  11. Stephanie Seymour Boner Boy
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    “you can motorboat AFTER you try this on.”

  12. Viggo Mortensen
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    Taking Dinklage for a walk

  13. Robin Thicke
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    Isn’t that the chick from the old Robert Palmer video?

  14. Vanessa Hudgens Ashley Tisdale
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    OK, you have money. Spend $75.00 on a pair of pants.

  15. Katie Holmes
    BAHAH
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    “How did Tom figure out my escape tunnel I’ve been digging for the past 5 years?!”

  16. Anthony Keidis
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    Shemp looks good in a mustache

  17. Alan Thicke Tanya Callau
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    Somebody likes stripes.

  18. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
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    smug looking fucker.

  19. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
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    Blue steel.

  20. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
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    Aren’t the last few pics supposed to be of a hot chick in a bikini?

  21. Goldie Hawn Kurt Russell Aspen
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    “Meryl! Come out, come out! You can’t hide from us and the Death Becomes Her sequel forever!”

  22. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
    lbb
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    So Sawyer got a wax figure made, good for him. Not sure why Tussaud planted it at a movie premier though…

  23. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
    Venom
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    Is he like the bootleg version of the werewolf?

  24. Robin Thicke
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    I don’t know who Robin Thicke is, but he must have some kind of special power to get Khloe Kardashian into Grooming Silverback Gorilla mode.

  25. hmmmm

    “so Tom said all his ex-wives liked it like that and I’ll just get used to it, it’s no big deal really, once you get over the bleeding”

  26. Paul Sorvino
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    “Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie hadn’t taken his nitroglycerin pill yet.”

  27. Simon Cowell
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    “We’ve secretly replaced Simon’s Pepsi with a cupfull of Ryan Seacrest’s jizz. Can he tell the difference? Let’s watch!”

  28. Goldie Hawn Kurt Russell Aspen
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    Big Trouble with Old Vagina

  29. Katie Holmes
    squishy
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    “And then I told him, if Xenu is in my head then you can go to…”

  30. Simon Cowell
    squishy
    Commented on this photo:

    Is the label showing? Is it? Do I look hot? Do I?

  31. Ali Larter Butt Yoga Pants
    squishy
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    The both look cute!

  32. Stephanie Seymour Boner Boy
    squishy
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    “Yes hunny, this will look great and make the girls go crazy…or guys…”

  33. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
    squishy
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    Hot stuff

  34. Robin Thicke
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    look out, Robin! Khloe Kardashian’s about to give you hickie!

  35. Alan Thicke Tanya Callau
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    khloe kardashian is spreading herpes, you guys.

  36. Ali Larter Butt Yoga Pants
    r
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    in the spirit of christmas:
    bah rum ba bum bum

  37. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
    Ghost
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    I hope someone stabs him in the eye.

  38. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Quavis
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    Hi Y’all its Miley Cyrus for Madeline.

  39. Anthony Keidis
    Quavis
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    hey ooohh, how gay is this stache – ohhhhh

  40. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
    Quavis
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    Freckles, I said get bare ass’d and get in that bed!!

  41. Robin Thicke
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    Robin: “So how does this ‘Time Warp’ go again?”
    Dr. Frank-N-Furter: “It’s just a jump to the left….”

  42. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
    ohwhatthehell
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    This woman makes Paula Abdul look like a genius.

  43. Paul Sorvino
    GLT
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    Screw him. Where’s Mira?

  44. Katie Holmes
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    “Get out…the Kardashian’s staged the whole thing…”

  45. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
    GLT
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    Y’know, if you’re gonna dye your hair you really oughta do the beard and ‘stache too.

  46. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
    BE
    Commented on this photo:

    Awww – how thoughtful Fish!

    Merry Christmas!

  47. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
    derp
    Commented on this photo:

    His hair says “I play Lacrosse at Yale,” but his skin says “I always drink an Ensure with my mashed cauliflower.”

  48. Anthony Keidis
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    If he knew 15 years ago how big a douche he would turn out to be, I bet he would’ve Cobained himself.

  49. Alan Thicke Tanya Callau
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    That suit looks like when our old black and white TV was on the fritz.

  50. Josh Holloway Mission Impossible
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    “Doing your…son?”

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