The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.18.12

December 18th, 2012 // 363 Comments

“Heath’s favorite cocktail, huh? Ah well, bottom’s up!”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which features two Taylor Lautner pics, not only because we’re already starting to feel the holiday content pinch, but also because this is clearly the happiest day of his life, not counting the time Travolta let him sit on his lap and steer the jet. We’ve also got Selma Blair‘s inappropriately chesty outfit, not for being too sexy, but for making me throw up the “delicious” McRib Fish made me eat at gunpoint. Finally, we’ve got Cesar Millan, who I’m not sure has ever made it in here before, but debuts today with his forceful, yet effective submission technique of burying two fingers deep into the anus and gazing into the eyes with a lusty stare.

Fun Fact: This technique also works on Tom Cruise,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jared Leto Dressed In Drag The Dallas Buyers Club
    jorge
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    hey babe take a walk on the wild side

  2. Olivier Sarkozy Mary-Kate Olsen New York Nicks Game
    joe
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    No, dear it’s not too much lime in your water. It’s strychnine. I hate you.

  3. Olivier Sarkozy Mary-Kate Olsen New York Nicks Game
    jorge
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    true love

  4. Taylor Lautner Football Game
    joe
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    Tough decision: Do you think of something snarky to say about his grabbing balls or do you wonder how he could ever be a top?

  5. Taylor Lautner Football Game
    jorge
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    “loser has to give a rusty trombone to the winner!”

  6. Cesar Millan Hodling Dog Up To Face North Shore Animal League 2012 Awards Gala
    jorge
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    if you’re a good doggy i’ll take my finger out of your ass

  7. Alanis Morissette Fat Mario Treadway
    joe
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    You oughta know that she will go down on you in the theater.

  8. Ewan McGregor Jimmy Fallon Green Screen
    joe
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    When did George Lucas take over directing Fallon?

  9. Taylor Lautner Football Game
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    Always took him for a “tight end” or “receiver”, but nice to know he’s orally inclined as well …

  10. Bruce Sprinsteen Lady Gaga Terry Richardson
    BB
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    Given everything we know, given everything we DON’T know, given ANY possible actual reality…based on THIS photo ALONE, I’d strangely kinda like to have those lips around my penis. (obviously I mean The Boss)

  11. Selma Blair Bony Chest No Bra Under Open Sweater Playing With Son
    BB
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    “Cruel Intentions”

  12. Quentin Tarantino Samuel L Jackson Kerry Washington Jamie Foxx 106 & Park
    BB
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    Would.

  13. Olivier Sarkozy Mary-Kate Olsen New York Nicks Game
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    To the untrained eye, this man is suffering from the effects of poison…
    However, he’s just French…

  14. Olivier Sarkozy Mary-Kate Olsen New York Nicks Game
    Ralphy May Cahill
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    Which one of these dudes is the gay?

  15. Taylor Lautner Football Game
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    Lautner was obviously thinking he was auditioning for Jack Reacher-around.

  16. Alanis Morissette Fat Mario Treadway
    BB
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    Dude=Dawson + Peyton Manning

  17. Selma Blair Bony Chest No Bra Under Open Sweater Playing With Son
    catapostrophe
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    Entertaining the kid AND burning off unwanted sternum flab.

  18. Cesar Millan Hodling Dog Up To Face North Shore Animal League 2012 Awards Gala
    BB
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    You’re staring into the wrong end you fucking untalented fool

  19. Selma Blair Bony Chest No Bra Under Open Sweater Playing With Son
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    Push faster Del Torro!

  20. Jessica-Jane Clement Cleavage Bra See Through Dress The Double Premiere
    BB
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    REALLY would.

    • Michael

      Me too. Fuck the breast implants. Hell, Arianny Celeste has implants and she’s still hotter than any run-of-the-mill slut.

  21. Cher X

    Hey, It’s my drunk Uncle Frank!. But why is he sitting with Madonna?

  22. Bruce Sprinsteen Lady Gaga Terry Richardson
    Ralphy May Cahill
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    Bruce looks kinda breasty in that pic but I hears that will happens to old man

  23. Quentin Tarantino Samuel L Jackson Kerry Washington Jamie Foxx 106 & Park
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    I’ll take 2 foot massages please!

  24. Olivier Sarkozy Mary-Kate Olsen New York Nicks Game
    Cock Dr
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    It’s never wise to leave your drink unattended around an Olsen twin.

  25. Bradley Cooper
    BB
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    “Look, brah, I’m real tired n shit, being such a big douche is mad draining, yo.” (I’ve been doing a Breaking Bad marathon can you tell)

  26. Jessica-Jane Clement Cleavage Bra See Through Dress The Double Premiere
    Ralphy May Cahill
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    Holy mother of God! Me want!

  27. Jared Leto Dressed In Drag The Dallas Buyers Club
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    Skeletor cleans up good for the holidays.

  28. Quentin Tarantino Samuel L Jackson Kerry Washington Jamie Foxx 106 & Park
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Jamie is thinking he would just need 2 minutes alone with her while Quentin is thinking he needs 2 more for a basketball team.

  29. Olivier Sarkozy Mary-Kate Olsen New York Nicks Game
    JPC
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    Who’s Nick, and what kind of game is he playing?

  30. Jessica-Jane Clement Cleavage Bra See Through Dress The Double Premiere
    Abner
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    Why do all British chicks carry urine samples around with them like that?

  31. Jared Leto Dressed In Drag The Dallas Buyers Club
    catapostrophe
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    Leann is only wearing this because Brandi recently wore something similar but looked enormous in it.

  32. Cesar Millan Hodling Dog Up To Face North Shore Animal League 2012 Awards Gala
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    Tell me your secrets little one…
    I can kill you at this distance…

  33. Jared Leto Dressed In Drag The Dallas Buyers Club
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Between this and the Matthew McConaghey pics, I imagine the tickets for this movie will come with a syringe.

  34. Jane Lynch Eating
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    Is the fish too raw?

  35. Taylor Lautner Football Game
    BB
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    Only way that smile could get bigger is replace dude holding football with Tom Brady. Positions stay the same.

  36. AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Top 90210 Set
    JPC
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    Two Jared-Leto-in-drag pictures in a row? Now you’re just getting lazy, Photo Boy.

  37. Jared Leto Dressed In Drag The Dallas Buyers Club
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    Well at least we know what Terry Richardson is currently using to masturbate…

  38. Melanie Griffith Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Every day that Antonio Banderas isn’t found hanging from the ceiling fan is a shock to me.

  39. Olivier Sarkozy Mary-Kate Olsen New York Nicks Game
    Animal
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    Proof that lime juice doesn’t enhance the taste of Olsen piss.

  40. Taylor Lautner Football Game
    Cock Dr
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    We all need loving, touching and squeezing.
    I think this poor kid’s career has hit its high water mark. Let him have fun with his fanboyz while he still can.

  41. Jared Leto Dressed In Drag The Dallas Buyers Club
    B&WMinstrel
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    You’re a Crack Whore, Charlie Brown

  42. Taylor Lautner Football Game
    Animal
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    Some call it “football”, others “gay porn.”

  43. Claudia Romani Bikini
    JPC
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    I guess Photo Boy has a new obsession. Oh well…..at least it’s better than Trannifer Nicole Lee.

  44. Olivier Sarkozy Mary-Kate Olsen New York Nicks Game
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She has a walking Dorian Gray pic.

  45. Olivier Sarkozy Mary-Kate Olsen New York Nicks Game
    Leather Balls
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    Are you sure thats not Tom Hanks?

  46. Bruce Sprinsteen Lady Gaga Terry Richardson
    Animal
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    I can forgive him for socializing with Gaga. But an ascot?

  47. Olivier Sarkozy Mary-Kate Olsen New York Nicks Game
    Mary Feeney
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    Tom Hanks looks weird in this photo.

  48. Alanis Morissette Fat Mario Treadway
    Leather Balls
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    Alanis More-heavy-sette

  49. Selma Blair Bony Chest No Bra Under Open Sweater Playing With Son
    Animal
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    For a moment I thought it was Peter Dinklage.

  50. Demi Lovato X Factor Finalists Press Conference
    Leather Balls
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    Why so much make up ass chin?

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