“Heath’s favorite cocktail, huh? Ah well, bottom’s up!”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which features two Taylor Lautner pics, not only because we’re already starting to feel the holiday content pinch, but also because this is clearly the happiest day of his life, not counting the time Travolta let him sit on his lap and steer the jet. We’ve also got Selma Blair‘s inappropriately chesty outfit, not for being too sexy, but for making me throw up the “delicious” McRib Fish made me eat at gunpoint. Finally, we’ve got Cesar Millan, who I’m not sure has ever made it in here before, but debuts today with his forceful, yet effective submission technique of burying two fingers deep into the anus and gazing into the eyes with a lusty stare.
Fun Fact: This technique also works on Tom Cruise,
- Photo Boy
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hey babe take a walk on the wild side
No, dear it’s not too much lime in your water. It’s strychnine. I hate you.
true love
Tough decision: Do you think of something snarky to say about his grabbing balls or do you wonder how he could ever be a top?
“loser has to give a rusty trombone to the winner!”
if you’re a good doggy i’ll take my finger out of your ass
and if you’re REALLY good, I’ll wiggle it
You oughta know that she will go down on you in the theater.
When did George Lucas take over directing Fallon?
Always took him for a “tight end” or “receiver”, but nice to know he’s orally inclined as well …
Given everything we know, given everything we DON’T know, given ANY possible actual reality…based on THIS photo ALONE, I’d strangely kinda like to have those lips around my penis. (obviously I mean The Boss)
“Cruel Intentions”
“Cruel Indentions”
Would.
To the untrained eye, this man is suffering from the effects of poison…
However, he’s just French…
Which one of these dudes is the gay?
Lautner was obviously thinking he was auditioning for Jack Reacher-around.
Dude=Dawson + Peyton Manning
… + Doug Henning
Entertaining the kid AND burning off unwanted sternum flab.
You’re staring into the wrong end you fucking untalented fool
Which one are you talking to?
Push faster Del Torro!
REALLY would.
Me too. Fuck the breast implants. Hell, Arianny Celeste has implants and she’s still hotter than any run-of-the-mill slut.
Hey, It’s my drunk Uncle Frank!. But why is he sitting with Madonna?
Bruce looks kinda breasty in that pic but I hears that will happens to old man
I’ll take 2 foot massages please!
nice
It’s never wise to leave your drink unattended around an Olsen twin.
yeah, you just know she stuck her dick in it.
Stir stick….
“Look, brah, I’m real tired n shit, being such a big douche is mad draining, yo.” (I’ve been doing a Breaking Bad marathon can you tell)
Holy mother of God! Me want!
Skeletor cleans up good for the holidays.
Jamie is thinking he would just need 2 minutes alone with her while Quentin is thinking he needs 2 more for a basketball team.
Win.
win as well!
Who’s Nick, and what kind of game is he playing?
Why do all British chicks carry urine samples around with them like that?
She’s a Brit? How come she doesn’t have an Oompa Loompa tan?
Well, shit, Abner. It’s not like it’s hers.
Leann is only wearing this because Brandi recently wore something similar but looked enormous in it.
Tell me your secrets little one…
I can kill you at this distance…
Between this and the Matthew McConaghey pics, I imagine the tickets for this movie will come with a syringe.
Is the fish too raw?
Only way that smile could get bigger is replace dude holding football with Tom Brady. Positions stay the same.
Two Jared-Leto-in-drag pictures in a row? Now you’re just getting lazy, Photo Boy.
Well at least we know what Terry Richardson is currently using to masturbate…
Every day that Antonio Banderas isn’t found hanging from the ceiling fan is a shock to me.
Proof that lime juice doesn’t enhance the taste of Olsen piss.
We all need loving, touching and squeezing.
I think this poor kid’s career has hit its high water mark. Let him have fun with his fanboyz while he still can.
You’re a Crack Whore, Charlie Brown
Some call it “football”, others “gay porn.”
I guess Photo Boy has a new obsession. Oh well…..at least it’s better than Trannifer Nicole Lee.
She has a walking Dorian Gray pic.
Are you sure thats not Tom Hanks?
I can forgive him for socializing with Gaga. But an ascot?
Tom Hanks looks weird in this photo.
Alanis More-heavy-sette
For a moment I thought it was Peter Dinklage.
Why so much make up ass chin?