The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.13.11

December 13th, 2011 // 294 Comments

Welcome to Tueday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Simon Cowell who won’t be fooled even when Ryan Seacrest disguises himself as a horny female fan, Goldie Hawn who is just as disgusted as you are that she’s still wearing lingerie and Kourtney Kardashian clings to life by remaining perfectly still while the off-camera handlers toss raw beef in another direction.

You can’t leave the table until you eat all of your vegetables,

- Photo Boy

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  1. tom
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    I’m so sick of these clueless bimbos posing for peta.

  2. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Richard McBeef
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    Miley Cyrus suddenly got a fuck ton more interesting.

  3. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Smapdi
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    Miley Cyrus is really starting to, uhm, blossom.

  4. Stevie Wonder Mario Lopez Extra
    Richard McBeef
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    Hey does anybody know why Stevie Wonder can’t read? Ohh, man classic racism. classic.

  5. Amanda Bynes Fat Face Scarf
    Colin
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    Wearing her Penelope costume, I see.

  6. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
    stratacat
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    when did he start dating jwoww? isn’t he married???

  7. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Uncle Phil
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    “Yes yes. Roar. Sorry my little monsters, I’m moving into my bored pretentious Madonna phase now.”

  8. Simon Cowell
    Davegeek
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    Not even choking a bitch provides Simon with a thrill anymore. That’s jaded.

  9. Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian
    Davegeek
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    I really don’t get why people keep saying they have a different father.

  10. Amanda Bynes Fat Face Scarf
    Uncle Phil
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    Amanda, the sweater is covering up what I like about you.

  11. Simon Cowell
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    You have to squeeze harder, Courtney Love’s neck is used to it.

  12. Amy Childs Cleavage
    LegMan
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    “Sweet Childs of mine..”

  13. Olivia Wilde The Longest Week
    Uncle Phil
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    No tits, skinny as a rail, and constantly looking annoyed. That spells “sexy” in Hollywood.

  14. Goldie Hawn Lingerie
    Uncle Phil
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    Phyllis Diller looks good.

  15. LegMan
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    Lettuce is people too ya’ know!

  16. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
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    It’s nice to see she has a front pouch to carry him for long distances….

  17. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    “Yes so I scoop up my balls like this to shave my taint… It’s not refined but sometimes you just gotta get under there…”

  18. Stevie Wonder Mario Lopez Extra
    Uncle Phil
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    “Hey guys, go get Mr. Belding. I think there’s something wrong with this guys eyes. Something medically wrong.”

  19. Viggo Mortensen A Dangerous Method
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    Still pimp as ever…

  20. Amy Childs Cleavage
    JC
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    I don’t know who she is, but please let her play Miley in porn, please let her play Miley in porn…

  21. Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian
    Uncle Phil
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    On the left is control. On the right is the one we treated with Miracle-Ho. You can see the Miracle-Ho gives you a 50% increase in the size of your Ho.

  22. George Clooney
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    “Hey! I used to bang that girl’s mother… And her…. at the same time…”

  23. Viggo Mortensen A Dangerous Method
    Cock Dr
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    I shouldn’t have looked at this while at work.
    Now I have to go home and take a shower.

  24. George Clooney
    who
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    dude looks gay in this pic

  25. Stevie Wonder Mario Lopez Extra
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    “Hey uhmmm Stevie… I said grab my arm… Not my… uhmmm..”

  26. Goldie Hawn Lingerie
    EricLr
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    See, who says botox leaves you looking like a freakish clown?

  27. JC
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    PETA is upping the irony factor by hiring a woman whose entire career is based on being a piece of meat.

    • tom

      No, the irony is that after posing, those stupid girls are going to shop for some leather boots that are so BAADDD according to peta.

  28. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
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    Love the fire hydrant, hate the dink.

  29. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    Finally! Megan Fox is back!

  30. Simon Cowell
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    MUST.KILL.UGLIES.

  31. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
    DeucePickle
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    Don’t even try to think that P-Dink isn’t a bonafied ass kicker

  32. George Clooney
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    “If I’ve told you all once, I’ve told you a thousand times…do not have the gaydar pointed at me!!”

  33. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
    Jill
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    I like how she made him a vest out of her old jacket.. that’s so sweet!

  34. Jude Law Scruffy Beard Hat Robert Downey Jr. Carriage Ride
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m looking forward to their next film… Sherlock Holmes: Coke and Booze.

  35. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Nothing to see here, they just swapped heads is all.

  36. Simon Cowell
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Maybe he should wear a bra if he’s going to get upset when someone tries to suck his tits.

  37. Stevie Wonder Mario Lopez Extra
    Jill
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    ” you want me to work with someone who can’t even see my dimples? what the fuck am I here for then?”

  38. Cock Dr
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    I’m a vegetarian and I approve of this message.
    The lady needs a volunteer to put some dressing on that lettuce.

  39. Olivia Wilde The Longest Week
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If that’s the outfit she wears the entire film, it should be called the Longest 2 Hours of Your Life.

  40. Well at least we know spammers read The Superficial.

  41. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
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    “You know, I could jump this. Wait, better not, there’s a guy with a camera.”

  42. Goldie Hawn Lingerie
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Shopping for lingerie? Kurt Russell is making the same face too.

  43. Peter Dinklage Wife Erica Schmidt
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    Ever wonder what a dog’s jacket looks like on a midget?

  44. Stevie Wonder Mario Lopez Extra
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Stevie can’t see the douche, but he can obviously hear and smell him.

  45. Simon Cowell
    catapostrophe
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    “I’ll see you in Hell, you fuc … — Say, is that the new LG Nitro???”

  46. Khloe Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian
    dontkillthemessenger
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    There’s a better chance of me being related to the guys at the Chinese food place than these two sharing DNA.

  47. Problem?
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    NO

  48. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “You’ve arrived on a rather special night. It’s one of the master’s…affairs.”

  49. Amy Childs Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    I look forward to seeing more of her on Celebrity Rehab

  50. Thomas Haden Church We Bought A Zoo
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ah, the classic “I hope no one smells that” smile.

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