Welcome to Tueday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Simon Cowell who won’t be fooled even when Ryan Seacrest disguises himself as a horny female fan, Goldie Hawn who is just as disgusted as you are that she’s still wearing lingerie and Kourtney Kardashian clings to life by remaining perfectly still while the off-camera handlers toss raw beef in another direction.
You can’t leave the table until you eat all of your vegetables,
- Photo Boy
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I’m so sick of these clueless bimbos posing for peta.
I liked her better when she was wearing the dead meat dress and matching designer hat.
Miley Cyrus suddenly got a fuck ton more interesting.
No shit!!!!
+1
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Miley Cyrus is really starting to, uhm, blossom.
Hey does anybody know why Stevie Wonder can’t read? Ohh, man classic racism. classic.
Wearing her Penelope costume, I see.
winning sire.
when did he start dating jwoww? isn’t he married???
DAMN! That’s exactly what I was going to say! :D
I think he’s hit a growth spurt. Either that or he has lifts in his shoes.
“Yes yes. Roar. Sorry my little monsters, I’m moving into my bored pretentious Madonna phase now.”
Not even choking a bitch provides Simon with a thrill anymore. That’s jaded.
I really don’t get why people keep saying they have a different father.
Amanda, the sweater is covering up what I like about you.
Good one
lol, I know, right? Made me laugh.
I meant to type scarf but got rolling too fast. Then it would have been great.
You have to squeeze harder, Courtney Love’s neck is used to it.
“Sweet Childs of mine..”
No tits, skinny as a rail, and constantly looking annoyed. That spells “sexy” in Hollywood.
With a head you could dig to China with.
Phyllis Diller looks good.
Lettuce is people too ya’ know!
It’s nice to see she has a front pouch to carry him for long distances….
+1 sir
“Yes so I scoop up my balls like this to shave my taint… It’s not refined but sometimes you just gotta get under there…”
“Hey guys, go get Mr. Belding. I think there’s something wrong with this guys eyes. Something medically wrong.”
Still pimp as ever…
I don’t know who she is, but please let her play Miley in porn, please let her play Miley in porn…
On the left is control. On the right is the one we treated with Miracle-Ho. You can see the Miracle-Ho gives you a 50% increase in the size of your Ho.
That is great!!!
I cannot stop laughing at this.
It’s early in the week but we already have a winner
“Hey! I used to bang that girl’s mother… And her…. at the same time…”
[When in actuality it was her brother and her uncle.]
I shouldn’t have looked at this while at work.
Now I have to go home and take a shower.
dude looks gay in this pic
three words too long
“Hey uhmmm Stevie… I said grab my arm… Not my… uhmmm..”
See, who says botox leaves you looking like a freakish clown?
PETA is upping the irony factor by hiring a woman whose entire career is based on being a piece of meat.
No, the irony is that after posing, those stupid girls are going to shop for some leather boots that are so BAADDD according to peta.
Love the fire hydrant, hate the dink.
Finally! Megan Fox is back!
MUST.KILL.UGLIES.
Don’t even try to think that P-Dink isn’t a bonafied ass kicker
only if he’s standing on a chair
“If I’ve told you all once, I’ve told you a thousand times…do not have the gaydar pointed at me!!”
I like how she made him a vest out of her old jacket.. that’s so sweet!
I’m looking forward to their next film… Sherlock Holmes: Coke and Booze.
Nothing to see here, they just swapped heads is all.
Maybe he should wear a bra if he’s going to get upset when someone tries to suck his tits.
” you want me to work with someone who can’t even see my dimples? what the fuck am I here for then?”
I’m a vegetarian and I approve of this message.
The lady needs a volunteer to put some dressing on that lettuce.
Maybe a carrot or a cucumber?
If that’s the outfit she wears the entire film, it should be called the Longest 2 Hours of Your Life.
Well at least we know spammers read The Superficial.
“You know, I could jump this. Wait, better not, there’s a guy with a camera.”
Shopping for lingerie? Kurt Russell is making the same face too.
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ha ha!!
Ever wonder what a dog’s jacket looks like on a midget?
Stevie can’t see the douche, but he can obviously hear and smell him.
“I’ll see you in Hell, you fuc … — Say, is that the new LG Nitro???”
There’s a better chance of me being related to the guys at the Chinese food place than these two sharing DNA.
NO
“You’ve arrived on a rather special night. It’s one of the master’s…affairs.”
I look forward to seeing more of her on Celebrity Rehab
Ah, the classic “I hope no one smells that” smile.