The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.13.11

By: Photo Boy / December 13, 2011

Welcome to Tueday’s The Crap We Missed where we find Simon Cowell who won’t be fooled even when Ryan Seacrest disguises himself as a horny female fan, Goldie Hawn who is just as disgusted as you are that she’s still wearing lingerie and Kourtney Kardashian clings to life by remaining perfectly still while the off-camera handlers toss raw beef in another direction.

You can’t leave the table until you eat all of your vegetables,

- Photo Boy

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