Welcome to today’s The Crap We Missed and I’m just gonna cut right to the chase: I’m entirely trying to see how many boobs, side-boobs and midgets it takes to make up for a Kirstie Alley panty flash. I’d go into more detail, but it’s very scientific.
Pass me those beakers,
- The Superficial
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She has granny feet
That’s what you noticed about her?!
do you know how I know you’re gay?
courtyard is, very likely, a woman.
i don’t think a gay guy would even conceive of the
term “granny feet”. It’s like “cankles”; only a woman-hating
woman would bother even commenting on such nothings.
Do you know how I know you’re way under sexed?
I think she’s a pidgeon
I think you mean gout.
Let’s get this sorted out – somebody ask the gay guy sitting next to her.
It made me look, and she really does have ugly feet. As if I give a rat’s ass.
anyone else think the last post of the day is way too early?
That’s some masty hammer toe. Is Doogie Howser really gay?
Agreed. Those are some busted up toes. Yuck!
omg. wow. she has bunions. plus she’s not attractive. ppl all holler about her tits, i, personally, think its all bad. ALL of it. thats just me. poor NPH. he’s already not a fan of the tits. but now he has tits and bunions. geez.
That foot would turn me off Sasha Grey, nevermind a used up waif in her late thirties. That woman is in her fifties right?
Wait, HOLY SHIT, THAT’S CHRISTINA HENDRICKS?
Oh god I used to think she was hot… *HORF*
He seems small.
Harris: “I’m sorry, I really am. You are just not hairy enough. I hope I didn’t waste your time”
Didn’t know he was still alive, hmm.
And suddenly NPH felt an inexplicable tingling…
So… she peed herself?
“Did I ever tell you that your chest looks like the ass of a fat 16 year old boy?”
she’s not wearing a bra!
.
(Those are hockey shoulder pads)
“No, No its OK I get that all the time. The government has not used some real life Photoshop on me to give me a bigger head. No offense taken my man”
Whatcha got there Nic, that a pink slip?
is that NPH??
Yes.
Hahaha, it’s funny because I can’t tell if his hand is in his pocket or if he’s pulling a Bundy.
So clearly nobody told her the drugs in the movie are going to be fake yet.
These breasts I do not understand.
Can anyone tell me why Tom Cruise is in Britain?
Snake Pliskin!
That was actually Kurt Russell.
I think I found that guy leaving all those girls out at Gilgo Beach.
she’s hideous
pretty much!
you two must prefer cock and balls on your chin.
Not at all, Hugh. Sorry to offend your sensibilities, but this girl is wildly overrated. And to put her in almost nothing? That doesn’t do her any favors.
Those nursing home feet send shivers down my spine.
Sorry, dah, but your face is wildly overrated.
Shes overrated why, because your dumbass says so? Public consensus says otherwise. As does the fact if she was within a half mile of you you’d ejaculate prematurely.
x2 the FEET
God, I can see the Middle-Aged Boob Sag coming from a mile away.
Good thing he’s not wearing skinny jeans or we’d be able to see Jim Henson’s severed corpse hand riding up his ass.
So if I put a fleece and basketball shorts on when I go to buy the paper, will people think I’m jogging, too?
James Gandolphini looks good.
He looks like Wladimir Klitschko’s cock dressed in Hayden Panettiere’s clothes.
YAY FINALLY!!! waited all day for this one. bravo hendricks. any chance just nude next time??
Latest project is Resident Evil: Mailing It In, I’d imagine.
I was thinking Resident Evil: Past her Prime.
You couldn’t motor boat those, you’d need the Queen Elizabeth 2.
I’d still like to try…
What’s going on there? Why is Neil Patrick Harris in bed with her? SOMEONE EXPLAIN. Looks like stage.
They’re in some play called Company.
We need more information. This is seriously weird.
omg is this the one they were making fun on of south park? he looks just like him lol
hahaha omg that episode was the best. cartman hahahaha
Now this is one hell of a Real Woman, she gets better and better
Those tits should be able to turn him straight
Oh, so that’s why she pussied out in the Wild Things champagne scene. Can’t blame her there.
Gay or not, I’d fuck them both!
Agreed, LilaJoy!
ugh whats worse, the sick pap that actually took the upskirt, or myself for looking..
I don’t care what you homos say. I’d nail her. In the butt.
Someone should tell that guy that smoking stunts growth.
You fucker…you beat me to it.
You fucker… you beat me… DAMN IT!!!
jesus nice bristols mate
I…want…both…
She pussied out in Wild Things 3-some, yet she was willing to makeout with Junior Soprano in that one crappy movie. Weird
Point is, Dominic Chianese doesn’t have double D’s. Well, at least not ones shaped like blessed melons.
mmmm easy access…….
“First I get fucked by my friend and now I get fucked regularly getting gas. Will it never stop?!”
“What you say is rubbish,” said the skeptic. “The world is held up by a freckled coke-slut.” “But what’s under her?” asked the scientist. “That’s easy,” replied the skeptic. “It’s freckles all the way down!”
Imagine a famous actress wanted to disguise her identity and dress up like a man so no one would recognize her. I imagine it would look a lot like “Jordan Bratman.”
It’s good to see David Bowie can still find work.
Jeebus! You’re right, the resemblance is remarkable.
If you look closely, the patch on his hoodie is an inspirational message that says “Any Job”.
What it really says is “Ron Jon Surf Shop” meaning it is probably a leftover costume piece from “Cocoon” since out-of-work actors have to economize.
Her pussy must have popped.
wow she leaves some wicked snail marks~
The guy in the backgrounds eyes say it all, “I paid to see your stupid show and I didn’t even get a t-shirt.”
Only a gay man could do this scene with her. A straight guy would have a serious tent issue.
If only the stack of pink slips came “on the set of real life.”
winner
Is he Benecio del Toro’s brother?
Now this is illegal. This is an absolute outrage. Her personal space should not be violated like that….
When your personal space is the size of a large SUV, it’s kinda hard not to invade it. It would be LITERALLY like ignoring the 500 lb. gorilla in the room.
HAHA that was good.
He saw Kirstie’s panties too.
And it turned him on….Let us not forget, he once saw Taylor Swift’s panties,too. After that, anything female would be a turn-on for a douche like Mayer!