The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.12.11

April 12th, 2011 // 551 Comments

Welcome to today’s The Crap We Missed and I’m just gonna cut right to the chase: I’m entirely trying to see how many boobs, side-boobs and midgets it takes to make up for a Kirstie Alley panty flash. I’d go into more detail, but it’s very scientific.

Pass me those beakers,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
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    She has granny feet

  2. Warwick Davis
    David Stockman
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    He seems small.

  3. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
    ad nauseum
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    Harris: “I’m sorry, I really am. You are just not hairy enough. I hope I didn’t waste your time”

  4. Steve Guttenberg
    Tyler Perry
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    Didn’t know he was still alive, hmm.

  5. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
    Josephus
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    And suddenly NPH felt an inexplicable tingling…

  6. Christy Turlington
    wes
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    So… she peed herself?

  7. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
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    “Did I ever tell you that your chest looks like the ass of a fat 16 year old boy?”

  8. Warwick Davis
    ad nauseum
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    “No, No its OK I get that all the time. The government has not used some real life Photoshop on me to give me a bigger head. No offense taken my man”

  9. Nicholas Cage
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    Whatcha got there Nic, that a pink slip?

  10. Q

    is that NPH??

  11. Warwick Davis
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    Hahaha, it’s funny because I can’t tell if his hand is in his pocket or if he’s pulling a Bundy.

  12. Lindsay Lohan
    Josephus
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    So clearly nobody told her the drugs in the movie are going to be fake yet.

  13. Dutch
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    These breasts I do not understand.

  14. Warwick Davis
    Snoopy
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    Can anyone tell me why Tom Cruise is in Britain?

  15. Steve Guttenberg
    Oldnslo
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    Snake Pliskin!

  16. Ricky Gervais
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    I think I found that guy leaving all those girls out at Gilgo Beach.

  17. uh

    she’s hideous

  18. Lindsay Lohan
    Dutch
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    God, I can see the Middle-Aged Boob Sag coming from a mile away.

  19. Warwick Davis
    GuidotheRed
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    Good thing he’s not wearing skinny jeans or we’d be able to see Jim Henson’s severed corpse hand riding up his ass.

  20. Steve Guttenberg
    Josephus
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    So if I put a fleece and basketball shorts on when I go to buy the paper, will people think I’m jogging, too?

  21. Ricky Gervais
    Dutch
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    James Gandolphini looks good.

  22. Warwick Davis
    Ed
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    He looks like Wladimir Klitschko’s cock dressed in Hayden Panettiere’s clothes.

  23. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
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    YAY FINALLY!!! waited all day for this one. bravo hendricks. any chance just nude next time??

  24. Milla Jovovich
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    Latest project is Resident Evil: Mailing It In, I’d imagine.

  25. You couldn’t motor boat those, you’d need the Queen Elizabeth 2.

  26. Marley

    What’s going on there? Why is Neil Patrick Harris in bed with her? SOMEONE EXPLAIN. Looks like stage.

  27. Warwick Davis
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    omg is this the one they were making fun on of south park? he looks just like him lol

  28. Courtney Thorne-Smith
    Coyote
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    Now this is one hell of a Real Woman, she gets better and better

  29. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
    dem titties
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    Those tits should be able to turn him straight

  30. Neve Campbell
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    Oh, so that’s why she pussied out in the Wild Things champagne scene. Can’t blame her there.

  31. Christina Hendricks Neil Patrick Harris
    LilaJoy
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    Gay or not, I’d fuck them both!

  32. Kirstie Alley
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    ugh whats worse, the sick pap that actually took the upskirt, or myself for looking..

  33. Warwick Davis
    Senor Trout
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    Someone should tell that guy that smoking stunts growth.

  34. Ricky Gervais
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    jesus nice bristols mate

  35. LilaJoy
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    I…want…both…

  36. Neve Campbell
    Ed
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    She pussied out in Wild Things 3-some, yet she was willing to makeout with Junior Soprano in that one crappy movie. Weird

  37. Lindsay Lohan
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    mmmm easy access…….

  38. Jordan Bratman
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    “First I get fucked by my friend and now I get fucked regularly getting gas. Will it never stop?!”

  39. Lindsay Lohan
    GuidotheRed
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    “What you say is rubbish,” said the skeptic. “The world is held up by a freckled coke-slut.” “But what’s under her?” asked the scientist. “That’s easy,” replied the skeptic. “It’s freckles all the way down!”

  40. Jordan Bratman
    Josephus
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    Imagine a famous actress wanted to disguise her identity and dress up like a man so no one would recognize her. I imagine it would look a lot like “Jordan Bratman.”

  41. Milla Jovovich
    GuidotheRed
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    It’s good to see David Bowie can still find work.

  42. Steve Guttenberg
    Matty
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    If you look closely, the patch on his hoodie is an inspirational message that says “Any Job”.

    • The Critical Crassness

      What it really says is “Ron Jon Surf Shop” meaning it is probably a leftover costume piece from “Cocoon” since out-of-work actors have to economize.

  43. Christy Turlington
    Ed
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    Her pussy must have popped.

  44. Christy Turlington
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    wow she leaves some wicked snail marks~

  45. Charlie Sheen
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    The guy in the backgrounds eyes say it all, “I paid to see your stupid show and I didn’t even get a t-shirt.”

  46. h8tr
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    Only a gay man could do this scene with her. A straight guy would have a serious tent issue.

  47. Nicholas Cage
    Josephus
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    If only the stack of pink slips came “on the set of real life.”

  48. John Mayer
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    Is he Benecio del Toro’s brother?

  49. Kirstie Alley
    Rough: youll be in the hospital in (a record breaking)about FOUR minutes!
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    Now this is illegal. This is an absolute outrage. Her personal space should not be violated like that….

  50. John Mayer
    Satan's bitch
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    He saw Kirstie’s panties too.

    • The Critical Crassness

      And it turned him on….Let us not forget, he once saw Taylor Swift’s panties,too. After that, anything female would be a turn-on for a douche like Mayer!

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