The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.27.12

November 27th, 2012 // 367 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where a new Drunk Keanu meme has the potential to unseat the once unchallenged reign of Sad Keanu. Geeks, to your photoshops! And in the name of old-as-shit references, we’ve also got Patrick Stewart looking like the cat who ate your lady’s pussy the canary, as well as Russell Simmons kicking the tires before another test drive. Finally, there is now something called Blac Chyna and it is upon us.

Hide yo kids,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Bieber Dancers Grabbing Crotch
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    “Whoever let a woman touch me is so getting fired.”

  2. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
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    “What if…. What if the Matrix WASN’T a movie… And I’m still in it…”

  3. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant LAX
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    Methinks there are no Pantene commercials in her future.

  4. Lara Bingle Bikini Topless
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    Well apparently this picture coins the term hat bra…

  5. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
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    *Blac Kardashian. FYTO.

  6. Gerard Butler Balcony
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    Not pictured, Hillary Duff post-engagement ring.

  7. Justin Bieber Dancers Grabbing Crotch
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    Somehow I think the caption was incorrect: Kesha fisting her girlfriend sounds more accurate.

  8. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I was just wondering if he was deceased. Guess so.

  9. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
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    Poor Jamie… Having to pick out which of his chickens is getting plucked by the prince can’t be easy…

  10. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
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    What the hell is on this poor child’s noggin? Is that a Native American nightcap?

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    Your move, guy who coined “Black is slimming”….

  12. Russell Simmons With Date Killing Them Softly Screening
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    “Yeah. I love me some white bitches. Yeah.”

    • karlito

      looks really different since he changed from being a white swishy gay man wearing shorts and “sweating to the oldies” with big fat women.

  13. Antonio Banderas Wearing Female Clogs LAX
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    Puss in platforms?

  14. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    meeps!
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    I didn’t know the Dolphins were looking for another wide receiver…

  15. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
    shonzie
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    “Stro….ke!!!”

  16. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
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    Well this lets Nicki Minaj off the ugliest hook…

  17. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
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    They just threw him a ten spot to do the bullet dodge thingy

  18. Emily Blunt Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Who do I think will get an award? Well, I don’t mean to be Blunt, but I think- Hey! Where’s everyone going?”

  19. Patrick Stewart Killing Them Softly Screening
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    Completely sloshed and still cool as hell…

  20. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
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    So, two cocks and a bunch of chickens walk into a bar…

  21. Justin Bieber Dancers Grabbing Crotch
    Mark B
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    “Dear God, if you are real, please make these icky girls stop touching me”

  22. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
    meeps!
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    She’s got her aunt’s legs…

  23. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
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    “The one on the left, that’s an egg-laying chicken. The one on the right, that’s an eating chicken. But the one in the middle, that’s the one you bring home to Mother.”

  24. AnnaLynne McCord Nipples See Through Shirt
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    I guess anyone in uniform can be hired to protect nipples… wait… BRB

  25. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
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    This bitch just out-assed Kim Kardashian. Kanye probably has a raging boner right now

  26. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
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    It’s like someone put Snooki and Nicki Minaj in a blender.

  27. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    Mark B
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    Someone needs a new diapey, yes they do.

  28. Lara Bingle Bikini Topless
    tlmck
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    Booooo!!! She’s covering her bingles.

  29. Kourtney Kardashian Butt See Through Pants Daughter Penelope
    KungFuPanda
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    Looks Like Kourtney is wearing Kim’s thong again.

  30. Keanu Reeves Drunk Stumbling Through LAX
    EricLr
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    Fuck you, offficcceer. I can waaalk a straight line juss fine!

    • Bonky

      It’s “Ociffer”. Call them that when the cops ask you how much you had to drink and you get a free ride in their car.

      • Call ‘em “pig” instead and you get a ride in their car to a beautiful emergency room of your choice, replete with O.D.’s, drive-by victims, bloody gang-bangers, and screaming children. No extra fee, either!

  31. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    Pepper's Pot
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    wow thats fucking disgusting

  32. Justin Bieber Dancers Grabbing Crotch
    EricLr
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    Which one is he?

  33. Emily Blunt Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    Cock Dr
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    The dress looks painful.

  34. Robert Redford The Sundance Channel Madrid
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    “I finished my Lincoln movie first, Redford! You lose the bet—so behold…the Ark of the Covenant!”

  35. Emily Blunt Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
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    It’s difficult to find any flaws with this woman. Probably because the glowing eyes in the background have me hypnotized.

  36. Prince Charles Jamie Oliver Chickens Carshalton Boys Sports College
    EricLr
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    So these are “chickens,” eh? Yes, I believe I heard the servants speak of them once.

  37. Emily Blunt Cleavage 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The top is so tight, it squeezed the cuteness out of her face.

  38. Lara Bingle Bikini Topless
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    Lara Bingle makes my Jingles tingle.

  39. Antonio Banderas Wearing Female Clogs LAX
    EricLr
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    Step 5 of “Operation Escape from Crazy Bitch Wife.”

  40. Ethan Hawke Peace Sign 22nd Annual Independent Film Project Gotham Awards
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    “Ethan! How did you get Uma Thurman to marry you?”

  41. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    EricLr
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    Baby got….serious medical problem?

  42. Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini
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    Oh, no no no. Again? I know you never thought you’d hear someone say this, Photo Boy, but…bring back Rita Rusic.

  43. Blac Chyna Huge Butt Yoga pants
    Lil Benny Waffle
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    Dear white people,

    Shut up, we like this.

    Signed,
    The rest of us.

  44. Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini
    SIN
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    Nothing at all special about this woman. Nothing.

    • Except for the fact that she’s beautiful? Or Tall? Or has an exceptional body with a perfect ass and hip-to-waist ratio?

      No… nothing special…

      • Ruth

        Can’t thumbs up this, so posting +1

        @ SIN: Interesting, and what are judging qualifications do you have?

      • OK, I’ll give you those things, ShitNickel, but other than those few things and the fact that she probably has tons of money and can spend time on the beach in Miami, THEN what’s so special about her?

  45. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    BP
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    Looks like someone really enjoyed the Holiday!

  46. Justin Bieber Dancers Grabbing Crotch
    Freebie
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    You are all just jealous because he’s a skinney little twerp that got lucky and now he’s rich rich rich and can have just about any hot girl/woman he wants.

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    rican
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    What do you call a cow in black drapes?

  48. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    A cow in basic black is still a cow.
    MOO

    • ManRay

      When a Kim K.’s photo does not get a “MOO” on the Superficial is like a day without sunshine. Thank you, sir!!

  49. Gerard Butler Balcony
    EricLr
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    Well, someone had to take over where Russell Crowe left off.

  50. Antonio Banderas Wearing Female Clogs LAX
    BP
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    Nice Clogs Bitch!

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