Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where a new Drunk Keanu meme has the potential to unseat the once unchallenged reign of Sad Keanu. Geeks, to your photoshops! And in the name of old-as-shit references, we’ve also got Patrick Stewart looking like the cat who ate your lady’s pussy the canary, as well as Russell Simmons kicking the tires before another test drive. Finally, there is now something called Blac Chyna and it is upon us.
Hide yo kids,
- Photo Boy
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“Whoever let a woman touch me is so getting fired.”
“What if…. What if the Matrix WASN’T a movie… And I’m still in it…”
Methinks there are no Pantene commercials in her future.
Well apparently this picture coins the term hat bra…
*Blac Kardashian. FYTO.
Not pictured, Hillary Duff post-engagement ring.
Somehow I think the caption was incorrect: Kesha fisting her girlfriend sounds more accurate.
I was gonna say… Kesha is his back up dancer now?
I was just wondering if he was deceased. Guess so.
Nah. Some of them just get pre-embalmed to save time.
Robert Deadford. amiright?
yes, youareright.
I thought he was dead. I think there’s some shennanigans going on.
He’s being preserved by Paul Newman’s salad dressing.
I met Paul Newman once at a car race once, his team was racing and their trailer was set up next to a friends. He was a really nice guy, totally oblivious to the fact that he was a super star.
Poor Jamie… Having to pick out which of his chickens is getting plucked by the prince can’t be easy…
What the hell is on this poor child’s noggin? Is that a Native American nightcap?
Your move, guy who coined “Black is slimming”….
That’s at least three “Little Black Dresses” sewn together.
Don’t blame that on Black. When worn properly, it is quite slimming. She just is confused about the black that goes OUTSIDE the body.
“Yeah. I love me some white bitches. Yeah.”
looks really different since he changed from being a white swishy gay man wearing shorts and “sweating to the oldies” with big fat women.
Puss in platforms?
Those are cloggs, Topher, Cloggssssss!
I didn’t know the Dolphins were looking for another wide receiver…
“Stro….ke!!!”
Well this lets Nicki Minaj off the ugliest hook…
it would except Nicki’s wigs are still uglier.
They just threw him a ten spot to do the bullet dodge thingy
“Who do I think will get an award? Well, I don’t mean to be Blunt, but I think- Hey! Where’s everyone going?”
Completely sloshed and still cool as hell…
So, two cocks and a bunch of chickens walk into a bar…
“Dear God, if you are real, please make these icky girls stop touching me”
She’s got her aunt’s legs…
“The one on the left, that’s an egg-laying chicken. The one on the right, that’s an eating chicken. But the one in the middle, that’s the one you bring home to Mother.”
Thank U…that about made me fall out on the floor.
I guess anyone in uniform can be hired to protect nipples… wait… BRB
This bitch just out-assed Kim Kardashian. Kanye probably has a raging boner right now
It’s like someone put Snooki and Nicki Minaj in a blender.
Looks like someone put Snooki and Nicki Minaj in her back pocket!
Someone needs a new diapey, yes they do.
Booooo!!! She’s covering her bingles.
Looks Like Kourtney is wearing Kim’s thong again.
Fuck you, offficcceer. I can waaalk a straight line juss fine!
It’s “Ociffer”. Call them that when the cops ask you how much you had to drink and you get a free ride in their car.
Call ‘em “pig” instead and you get a ride in their car to a beautiful emergency room of your choice, replete with O.D.’s, drive-by victims, bloody gang-bangers, and screaming children. No extra fee, either!
wow thats fucking disgusting
Which one is he?
The dress looks painful.
“I finished my Lincoln movie first, Redford! You lose the bet—so behold…the Ark of the Covenant!”
He was the technical advisor on Lincoln. They went to school together.
It’s difficult to find any flaws with this woman. Probably because the glowing eyes in the background have me hypnotized.
So these are “chickens,” eh? Yes, I believe I heard the servants speak of them once.
The top is so tight, it squeezed the cuteness out of her face.
Lara Bingle makes my Jingles tingle.
Step 5 of “Operation Escape from Crazy Bitch Wife.”
Apparently Step 4 was “Put on her pants and shoes”.
“Ethan! How did you get Uma Thurman to marry you?”
Baby got….serious medical problem?
Oh, no no no. Again? I know you never thought you’d hear someone say this, Photo Boy, but…bring back Rita Rusic.
Ahem… could you say that a little louder, please?
Dear white people,
Shut up, we like this.
Signed,
The rest of us.
I’m black and even I’m not feeling this woman with what appears to be stolen Thanksgiving turkeys in her pants.
You know you’d be up in that shit in a heartbeat.
Don’t b a hater, be a player.
Those ham hocks be finger lickin good.
As a black man, I fear an ass that big.
I’ve been hurt before…
I’m black and I don’t understand what the fuck is going on here. I do have the strangest boner right now though.
I’m not black, but I jerked it to Montana Fishburn’s porn video which proves I’m not racist, so I feel qualified to comment on this issue.
that’s a big fat ass.
McFeely Smackup – mending race relations since 2006™
He’s such a humanitarian.
Hell, I just rubbed out another civil rights win a few minutes ago. I had a dream…a sexy one.
that’s cool. i like girls with pig snouts growing out of their necks and who’ve grown between 5- 6 extra arms, (or legs…i’m easy that way) that sprout from out of their chests. so, it looks like we both like women with severe deformities…want to hand out sometime? head to the circus maybe?
Nothing at all special about this woman. Nothing.
Except for the fact that she’s beautiful? Or Tall? Or has an exceptional body with a perfect ass and hip-to-waist ratio?
No… nothing special…
Can’t thumbs up this, so posting +1
@ SIN: Interesting, and what are judging qualifications do you have?
OK, I’ll give you those things, ShitNickel, but other than those few things and the fact that she probably has tons of money and can spend time on the beach in Miami, THEN what’s so special about her?
Looks like someone really enjoyed the Holiday!
I enjoyed her in this years Macy’s parade as the fame-whore float.
You are all just jealous because he’s a skinney little twerp that got lucky and now he’s rich rich rich and can have just about any hot girl/woman he wants.
or hot penis/dong?
Freebie: and…???
Poor attempt at trolling. Try again.
What do you call a cow in black drapes?
A cow in basic black is still a cow.
MOO
When a Kim K.’s photo does not get a “MOO” on the Superficial is like a day without sunshine. Thank you, sir!!
Well, someone had to take over where Russell Crowe left off.
Nice Clogs Bitch!