“Dear Ke$ha, suck it.”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one until after the long holiday weekend. Since there’s a distinct possibility that I will die from alcohol poisoning in an attempt to endure multiple family visits might still have a turkey hangover on Monday and I’m a man of the people, I decided to load this gallery up with butt shots. Just butt shot, after butt shot, after butt shot. Oh yeah, and R. Kelly wearing red leather gloves because did you want him to get pee all over his hands? Man wasn’t raised in no barn.
Happy Thanksgiving,
- Photo Boy
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Yeah, I wouldn’t touch you without protective gloves either.
Smells like lateen spirit.
I guess she decided to forgo the full body scanners.
“Let’s see what goodies Santa’s got in his sack!”
Something something something yeah that’s the ticket.
Juana do me? Ok.
wanna accost her.
This deserves way more thumbs up.
(Translation: I wanted to make this joke, Doc beat me to it, everyone should acknowledge its brilliance.)
Paulie Shore and Nick Nolte on the set of their new Holiday special.
I’d watch the crap out of that.
ACTING!
Please don’t raise Jon’s taxes, he barely feeds me as it is and he never drops a crumb.
Not the key to Miami. The key to North Miami. They’ll literally show up for anything.
Boca Raton won’t have any of this nonsense!
They’ll show up for the opening of a bag of chips.
They’ll show up *especially* for the opening of a bag of chips.
I thought Divine was dead.
Divine never looked that rough.
They look like they are presiding over some bad stock illustration convention.
For Christmas, I’d like a career.
“I’m not the vaguely familiar actor you’re looking for.”
Celebrity auction? Sadly when it was Jon’s turn on the block there were no opening bids.
Binge. Purge. Binge. Purge. Binge. Binge. Binge. Binge.
this woman, she is like a yoyo
Giggity!
Peewee Herman is looking pretty good this year.
The one who smelt it dealt it.
No, man. Baby wipes all the way. Dry paper is so unclean.
Gotta wear those when you’re handling pee.
Not the first key they’ve accepted together, I’m sure.
Black man with his nose in a big butt? Turn off those cell phone cameras. There is no story here…everything is normal.
Diddy still cant get the smell of her asshole out of his mind.
Looks like he got his eyesight back since Sandlot.
I still hate Orlando Bloom.
If the red glove fits, you must acquit.
Who is that? Professional Ass Smeller?
Jeez Santa, that dummy looks lifelike
Comb your hair! You look like your mother fucked a monkey!
*Al Swearingen*
Would eat.
Start at the cankles. It’ll fill you up.
“That’s so mean!” I thought to myself…
…*after* I laughed.
Then I laughed at it again.
Is she pregnant? Oh, yes, her hand is on her belly for the press photo, so yes. Pregnant.
Is that Zed’s gimp from Pulp Fiction?
Zed’s dead, baby.
Eyes locked onto the next person’s plate…
Cigar smoke permeates the clothing much like urine does when you’re getting pissed on.
Have no idea who this is, so which one is Joey Lawrence?
If North Miami wasn’t the place where the majority of Florida’s dairy farms existed, it will be now.
Sit on my boner, err, I mean lap, little boy.
Oh gosh, yes, I always stand this way out on the sidewalk.
that dress looks like it was made from someone’s curtains a la Scarlett O’Hara.
Release the hounds Smithers . . .
“And all I had to do was blow him, hee hee, little do they know I LOVE black cock!”
Her legs are growing thicker by the minute. It’s only a matter of time until her ass loses any definiton.
Appolonia, go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minntonka.
Who fucking dressed her? One boot one shoe. WTF?
Maybe her great toe is injured.
The mayor thought it odd that Kim’s first comment was ‘that key is urine-colored.’
the black Monopoly man
These Are Not The Droids You Are Looking For…..
Distracting with one hand while stealing wallet with the other?
You guys can judge her all you want for her weight gain, but frankly it’s nacho problem!
Haaahahahahaa