The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.20.12

November 20th, 2012 // 465 Comments

“Dear Ke$ha, suck it.”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one until after the long holiday weekend. Since there’s a distinct possibility that I will die from alcohol poisoning in an attempt to endure multiple family visits might still have a turkey hangover on Monday and I’m a man of the people, I decided to load this gallery up with butt shots. Just butt shot, after butt shot, after butt shot. Oh yeah, and R. Kelly wearing red leather gloves because did you want him to get pee all over his hands? Man wasn’t raised in no barn.

Happy Thanksgiving,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. R. Kelly Cigar Red Leather Gloves Trapped In The Closet Screening
    Timothy
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    Yeah, I wouldn’t touch you without protective gloves either.

  2. Jennifer Lopez Glittery Bodysuit Dancer's Face In Butt
    contusion
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    Smells like lateen spirit.

  3. Brandi Glanville Butt See Through Yoga Pants
    contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess she decided to forgo the full body scanners.

  4. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Open Shirt Santa
    Tiger
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    “Let’s see what goodies Santa’s got in his sack!”

  5. Jon Lovitz Holding Dog At Table
    contusion
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    Something something something yeah that’s the ticket.

  6. Juana Acosta Cleavage Leg Slit Dress GQ Men Of The Year Award Madrid
    Biff
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    Juana do me? Ok.

  7. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Open Shirt Santa
    Timothy
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    Paulie Shore and Nick Nolte on the set of their new Holiday special.

  8. Jon Lovitz Holding Dog At Table
    Tiger
    Commented on this photo:

    ACTING!

  9. Jon Lovitz Holding Dog At Table
    the dog
    Commented on this photo:

    Please don’t raise Jon’s taxes, he barely feeds me as it is and he never drops a crumb.

  10. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Receiving Key To City Of North Miami
    contusion
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    Not the key to Miami. The key to North Miami. They’ll literally show up for anything.

  11. Kirstie Alley Eating Chips
    Tiger
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    I thought Divine was dead.

  12. Jon Voight Mark Kostabi Chabad's Children Of Chernobyl Gala Dinner And Celebrity Auction
    contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    They look like they are presiding over some bad stock illustration convention.

  13. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Open Shirt Santa
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    For Christmas, I’d like a career.

  14. Terrence Howard Marian Anderson Awards Gala
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m not the vaguely familiar actor you’re looking for.”

  15. Jon Voight Mark Kostabi Chabad's Children Of Chernobyl Gala Dinner And Celebrity Auction
    Angelina J.
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    Celebrity auction? Sadly when it was Jon’s turn on the block there were no opening bids.

  16. Kirstie Alley Eating Chips
    contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Binge. Purge. Binge. Purge. Binge. Binge. Binge. Binge.

  17. Candice Swanepoel Butt Leather Pants Lily Aldridge The Victorias Secret Angels Celebrate Holiday 2012
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    Giggity!

  18. Donnie Wahlberg 40th Annual International Emmy Awards
    Timothy
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    Peewee Herman is looking pretty good this year.

  19. Mila Kunis Ashton Kutcher Covering Faces
    contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    The one who smelt it dealt it.

  20. Terrence Howard Marian Anderson Awards Gala
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    No, man. Baby wipes all the way. Dry paper is so unclean.

  21. R. Kelly Cigar Red Leather Gloves Trapped In The Closet Screening
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta wear those when you’re handling pee.

  22. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Receiving Key To City Of North Miami
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Not the first key they’ve accepted together, I’m sure.

  23. Jennifer Lopez Glittery Bodysuit Dancer's Face In Butt
    Tron
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    Black man with his nose in a big butt? Turn off those cell phone cameras. There is no story here…everything is normal.

  24. Jennifer Lopez Glittery Bodysuit Dancer's Face In Butt
    Commented on this photo:

    Diddy still cant get the smell of her asshole out of his mind.

  25. James Earl Jones Marian Anderson Awards Gala
    contusion
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    Looks like he got his eyesight back since Sandlot.

  26. Miranda Kerr Bra See Through Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I still hate Orlando Bloom.

  27. R. Kelly Cigar Red Leather Gloves Trapped In The Closet Screening
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    If the red glove fits, you must acquit.

  28. Jennifer Lopez Glittery Bodysuit Dancer's Face In Butt
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is that? Professional Ass Smeller?

  29. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Open Shirt Santa
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeez Santa, that dummy looks lifelike

  30. Kirstie Alley Eating Chips
    Commented on this photo:

    Comb your hair! You look like your mother fucked a monkey!
    *Al Swearingen*

  31. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    Would eat.

  32. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Pregnant Velour Jump Suit
    contusion
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    Is she pregnant? Oh, yes, her hand is on her belly for the press photo, so yes. Pregnant.

  33. Brandi Glanville Butt See Through Yoga Pants
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Zed’s gimp from Pulp Fiction?

  34. Kirstie Alley Eating Chips
    Meg's Attitude
    Commented on this photo:

    Eyes locked onto the next person’s plate…

  35. R. Kelly Cigar Red Leather Gloves Trapped In The Closet Screening
    Commented on this photo:

    Cigar smoke permeates the clothing much like urine does when you’re getting pissed on.

  36. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Open Shirt Santa
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Have no idea who this is, so which one is Joey Lawrence?

  37. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Receiving Key To City Of North Miami
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    If North Miami wasn’t the place where the majority of Florida’s dairy farms existed, it will be now.

  38. Joey Lawrence Knit Hat Open Shirt Santa
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Sit on my boner, err, I mean lap, little boy.

  39. Miranda Kerr Bra See Through Shirt
    contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh gosh, yes, I always stand this way out on the sidewalk.

  40. Juana Acosta Cleavage Leg Slit Dress GQ Men Of The Year Award Madrid
    Commented on this photo:

    that dress looks like it was made from someone’s curtains a la Scarlett O’Hara.

  41. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Walking Dogs
    Meg's Attitude
    Commented on this photo:

    Release the hounds Smithers . . .

  42. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Receiving Key To City Of North Miami
    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    “And all I had to do was blow him, hee hee, little do they know I LOVE black cock!”

  43. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Her legs are growing thicker by the minute. It’s only a matter of time until her ass loses any definiton.

  44. Rihanna Cleavage Bra Midriff
    Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    Appolonia, go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minntonka.

  45. Brandi Glanville Butt See Through Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Who fucking dressed her? One boot one shoe. WTF?

  46. Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Receiving Key To City Of North Miami
    Senor Trout
    Commented on this photo:

    The mayor thought it odd that Kim’s first comment was ‘that key is urine-colored.’

  47. James Earl Jones Marian Anderson Awards Gala
    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    the black Monopoly man

  48. Terrence Howard Marian Anderson Awards Gala
    G'Kar
    Commented on this photo:

    These Are Not The Droids You Are Looking For…..

  49. Terrence Howard Marian Anderson Awards Gala
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Distracting with one hand while stealing wallet with the other?

  50. Kirstie Alley Eating Chips
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys can judge her all you want for her weight gain, but frankly it’s nacho problem!

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