Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not sure is even capable of improving beyond Rihanna butt-sexing the cover of GQ, but we’ll give it a shot. Here goes, how about this pic of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looking like she was up all night washing Ferraris? No, that’s not nearly enough. Ok, maybe Liev Schreiber as some sort of Super Jewcop, or Madonna‘s fans generously pitching in for her to buy a nice thick sweater for her next show? No? Damnit. Alright, what if I told you we’ve got Kellan Lutz right before he’s chlorofomred and gagged with a hair doll of his likeness? Didn’t think so.
Forget it, we’ll try back tomorrow when the Queen of Barbadian Ass Love isn’t hogging up the place,
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Goes to show how rich she is…all that cash offered, and she still won’t put her clothes back on.
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Girl put some pants on, u gonna catch cold now y’hear….
That’s nothing…
Unless that’s vodka, Fox ain’t havin nun a that!
Notice how awkward that scene is for him…
“I love you Kellan… I tattooed your face on my right butt cheek… Please come home with me to meet my cats…
real boobies! Yes!
The calendar lady has some rope and duct tape and will be waiting by the back door after the premiere.
“Misery” was actually my first thought.
So true. How come there is always at least one ugly fat chick in the frame who’s eye raping the celeb.
Wow her wrinkles look really hot!
Do you remember when we took you to the Bronx Zoo and left you there?
We’ve never been to the Bronx Zoo!
Do you remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent all of the money on Francis’s toupee?
ahhh–GAHHHH!
I DON’T WEAR A hair piece!
Goddamn she keeps getting uglier. I don’t care how photoshopped they make her pics look, we all know she’s a dumb bitch with shitty tattoos and horrible decision making skills.
Wouldn’t touch with a 10 foot pole. Wouldn’t even fap to.
You know you fapped anyway.
No. Trust me, I would say if I did.
No Kidding! WTF! She is not all that!
yer friggin ‘cray!
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I concur…she’s really unattractive across the board.
Look at the bright side. A few more ugly big-ass tattoos and she’ll be covered completely and even without clothes she won’t look naked anymore.
I get that she’s totally hate-able: I hate the tats, I hate the beluga whale forehead; I hate the fact that she’s stupid enough to even think about getting back with that creep who beat her up. But she’s got a slammin’ body and a pretty face with gorgeous eyes.
I thought Truman Capote died in 1984…..fucking cryogenics!
Little young to have boobs that look like Janice Dickinson’s
“Hello Life Alert? Yeah, it’s me, Madonna… I need you again… My sciatic is acting up again…”
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”
That show should be called “El Homo”….
I was thinking the same thing.
Great minds think alike…are you a billionaire too?
I wish.
I just can’t get past the stupid upper lip! WTF!
the martin short / abraham lincoln chimera is an abomination.
You think that’s bad, get a load of the Andy Dick/Pacino splice to the right!
You’re an old bag that has to use KY.
Accept it.
“Would you stop with the criminalling? I’m shmaltzing ov-ah he-ah!”
*Schvitzing
Creepuscular!
Those are real…….right……
Is that Penelpe Cruz’s sister from LA…….
Ugh … gross. Duck face … plastic duck face.
(clears throat)
“oy vey…..DE BETTA PAY ME OVA-TIME FOR DIS”
nice
Sponsored by P.T. Barnum.
I heard the Yankess are looking to sign him to a 10 year $200 million deal….
Gimme my soul back, Tyra!
She got the deluxe package… A sour patch candy implanted along with fake lips…
Justice would be hitting her a belt with a stick.
Poetic justice would be walloping her with a Hydrangea.
I’d bang that…….
Well put, BP (or should I say, Captain Obvious).
FU Nerd
I’m still waiting to read anything funny from u……….
Cool story, bro.
Gee, real tits for a change. Wild.
Man, I wish Mel Gibson would show up to this set… Just so Liev can go all method on his ass…
Cover up. A bag too.
you cover up.
I like nude girls.
Thats odd…your breast feels like a shoulder.
DEM LEGS
and beautiful knees. Hard to find a girl with nice knees.
Yes, but why does she have four of them?
So, the female equivalent of “dick in a box” is “poster board just northeast of the cooch”?
Was this pic taken at the Annual Mongoloid Film Festival?
All he needs now is a white Bronco get away car.
Is this the creator of World of Warcraft?
He looks like he’s never seen the light of day.
I’m glad this comment section has devolved into humour from people who get their nerd jokes from the Big Bang Theory.
the big bang theory writers troll this site for their jokes.
Not much of a penis if you can cover it with your wrist…
That dude could dress in all latex and it still wouldn’t change the fact that he was once married to Kate Beckinsale…
…and is now dating Rachel McAdams, right? Sonuva….
Dude also dated Lorraine Stewart. I have no idea who she is but she is hot.
Ratty and Mole must have been busy
“No way! I’m NOT getting naked!”
“OK, we’ll just give Chris Brown a call and have him pick you up.”
“It unzips in the back.”
You know its a bad show when the audience is trying to pay her to get off the stage.
It’s a shame what she did there on her chest. That design will be a smeary inked mess when she’s older.
Oh please it’s an ugly trashy mess now
Don’t worry, Chris Brown will make sure that doesn’t happen.
Yeah…what was I thinking. There’s no way this head case will live to the ripe old age of 40.
Why is that black woman choking Emeril Lagasse?
Animal was waiting.. and BP delivered.
:)
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inner thigh tattoo…or she needs to stand closer to the razor…anyone?
ugly tat
It’s a tattoo of a trout.
A winged heart, hard to tell if it’s flying in or out…
His makeup is smudging at the neckline.