The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.13.12

November 13th, 2012 // 462 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not sure is even capable of improving beyond Rihanna butt-sexing the cover of GQ, but we’ll give it a shot. Here goes, how about this pic of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looking like she was up all night washing Ferraris? No, that’s not nearly enough. Ok, maybe Liev Schreiber as some sort of Super Jewcop, or Madonna‘s fans generously pitching in for her to buy a nice thick sweater for her next show? No? Damnit. Alright, what if I told you we’ve got Kellan Lutz right before he’s chlorofomred and gagged with a hair doll of his likeness? Didn’t think so.

Forget it, we’ll try back tomorrow when the Queen of Barbadian Ass Love isn’t hogging up the place,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    pavement_smear
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    Goes to show how rich she is…all that cash offered, and she still won’t put her clothes back on.

  2. Joe Pantoliano Vest Scarf Hat 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    ThisWillHurt
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    “No, Mister Bond, I expect you to finish your cinnamon roll. Is it not divine? That’s a homemade strawberry glaze, too. I’ve already had eight, can’t you tell?”

  3. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
    BP
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    Girl put some pants on, u gonna catch cold now y’hear….

  4. Matthew Fox El Hormiguero
    ThisWillHurt
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    Unless that’s vodka, Fox ain’t havin nun a that!

  5. Kellan Lutz Signing Autograph The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
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    Notice how awkward that scene is for him…
    “I love you Kellan… I tattooed your face on my right butt cheek… Please come home with me to meet my cats…

  6. Helen Flanagan Bikini
    neen
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    real boobies! Yes!

  7. Kellan Lutz Signing Autograph The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    Cate
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    The calendar lady has some rope and duct tape and will be waiting by the back door after the premiere.

  8. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    BP
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    Wow her wrinkles look really hot!

  9. Joe Pantoliano Vest Scarf Hat 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    Deacon Jones
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    Do you remember when we took you to the Bronx Zoo and left you there?

    We’ve never been to the Bronx Zoo!

    Do you remember the time we were going to get your teeth fixed and we spent all of the money on Francis’s toupee?

    ahhh–GAHHHH!

    I DON’T WEAR A hair piece!

  10. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
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    Goddamn she keeps getting uglier. I don’t care how photoshopped they make her pics look, we all know she’s a dumb bitch with shitty tattoos and horrible decision making skills.

    Wouldn’t touch with a 10 foot pole. Wouldn’t even fap to.

  11. Joe Pantoliano Vest Scarf Hat 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    BP
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    I thought Truman Capote died in 1984…..fucking cryogenics!

  12. Petra Nemcova Cleavage 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    Little young to have boobs that look like Janice Dickinson’s

  13. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
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    “Hello Life Alert? Yeah, it’s me, Madonna… I need you again… My sciatic is acting up again…”

  14. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    celebutard
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    “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”

  15. Matthew Fox El Hormiguero
    BP
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    That show should be called “El Homo”….

  16. Taylor Armstrong Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    elephantman
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    I just can’t get past the stupid upper lip! WTF!

  17. Matthew Fox El Hormiguero
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    the martin short / abraham lincoln chimera is an abomination.

  18. Taylor Armstrong Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    You’re an old bag that has to use KY.
    Accept it.

  19. Liev Schreiber Police Uniform Fading Gigolo Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Would you stop with the criminalling? I’m shmaltzing ov-ah he-ah!”

  20. Michael Sheen Moustache Grey Beard The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    B&WMinstrel
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    Creepuscular!

  21. Taylor Armstrong Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    BP
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    Those are real…….right……

  22. Taylor Armstrong Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    BP
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    Is that Penelpe Cruz’s sister from LA…….

  23. Taylor Armstrong Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
    Jack Ketch
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    Ugh … gross. Duck face … plastic duck face.

  24. Liev Schreiber Police Uniform Fading Gigolo Set
    Deacon Jones
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    (clears throat)
    “oy vey…..DE BETTA PAY ME OVA-TIME FOR DIS”

  25. AnnaLynne McCord Legs Minidress
    Deacon Jones
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    nice

  26. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
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    Sponsored by P.T. Barnum.

  27. Liev Schreiber Police Uniform Fading Gigolo Set
    BP
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    I heard the Yankess are looking to sign him to a 10 year $200 million deal….

  28. Tyra Banks Crazy Eyes 22nd Annual Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    Gimme my soul back, Tyra!

  29. Taylor Armstrong Cleavage GQ Men Of The Year Awards
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    She got the deluxe package… A sour patch candy implanted along with fake lips…

  30. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    B&WMinstrel
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    Justice would be hitting her a belt with a stick.
    Poetic justice would be walloping her with a Hydrangea.

  31. AnnaLynne McCord Legs Minidress
    BP
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    I’d bang that…….

  32. Helen Flanagan Bikini
    Jack Ketch
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    Gee, real tits for a change. Wild.

  33. Liev Schreiber Police Uniform Fading Gigolo Set
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    Man, I wish Mel Gibson would show up to this set… Just so Liev can go all method on his ass…

  34. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
    dirtdog
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    Cover up. A bag too.

  35. Justin Long Rachel Dratch 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    Tron
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    Thats odd…your breast feels like a shoulder.

  36. AnnaLynne McCord Legs Minidress
    Drex
    Commented on this photo:

    DEM LEGS

  37. Kellan Lutz Signing Autograph The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    Smapdi
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    So, the female equivalent of “dick in a box” is “poster board just northeast of the cooch”?

  38. Justin Long Rachel Dratch 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    BP
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    Was this pic taken at the Annual Mongoloid Film Festival?

  39. Jermaine Jackson Choking A Guy
    Tron
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    All he needs now is a white Bronco get away car.

  40. Michael Sheen Moustache Grey Beard The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
    Deacon Jones
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    Is this the creator of World of Warcraft?

    He looks like he’s never seen the light of day.

  41. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
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    Not much of a penis if you can cover it with your wrist…

  42. Michael Sheen Moustache Grey Beard The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
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    That dude could dress in all latex and it still wouldn’t change the fact that he was once married to Kate Beckinsale…

  43. Joe Pantoliano Vest Scarf Hat 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    B&WMinstrel
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    Ratty and Mole must have been busy

  44. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
    ThisWillHurt
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    “No way! I’m NOT getting naked!”
    “OK, we’ll just give Chris Brown a call and have him pick you up.”
    “It unzips in the back.”

  45. Madonna Cleavage Bra Underwear Fishnets
    Smapdi
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    You know its a bad show when the audience is trying to pay her to get off the stage.

  46. Rihanna Naked GQ Cover
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a shame what she did there on her chest. That design will be a smeary inked mess when she’s older.

  47. Jermaine Jackson Choking A Guy
    BP
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    Why is that black woman choking Emeril Lagasse?

  48. Justin Long Rachel Dratch 12th Annual Production Of The 24 Hour Plays On Broadway
    ThisWillHurt
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    Scroll down for Jon Hamm references.

  49. Helen Flanagan Bikini
    DALESQ
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    inner thigh tattoo…or she needs to stand closer to the razor…anyone?

  50. Kellan Lutz Signing Autograph The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
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    His makeup is smudging at the neckline.

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