“I swear to God that better not be a Capri sale over there. I just got in the water!”
I honestly don’t feel right calling this The Crap We Missed considering The Shit We Scraped Out of This Hollow Shell of a Day is the more appropriate title, but I don’t like to swear in front of Andy Cohen. Anyway, Katherine Heigl is clearly trying to send me a message here even though she’s not walking in reverse. LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville played nice presumably so LeAnn can carve off Brandi’s skin and make it into a coat. Ben Affleck is puttin’ this whole root canal in his reahview, and Orlando Bloom is the Jauntiest Little Biker who doesn’t deserve this.
Mel Gibson knows why Hollywood isn’t working today,
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Whoa its like Keith Richards’ twin, I wonder if they could be sent into the reactors in Japan to effectuate the repairs, as obviously they are impervious to death and death related symptoms.
He Looks Like Shit!!!
That’s his shtick though.
Well at least you didn’t post the Kathy Griffin topless pic… So I forgive you.
sweet jesus even the thought makes me puke
Is that outfit from when she worked at Sizzler?
Buckskin skirt, pirate shirt, and a Texas-sized belt buckle…
has got to be a fashion faux pas that would make a stylist chuckle
still not hot
letting off some steam
“Goes that necklace come with sour cream and guacamole?”
looking more like a Rosenfeld every day
Noooo! Spelling fail. I lose.
Old man is old.
stinky mcpoop is poop
This is what fucking Jimmy Kimmel will do to you.
I”m with you Willie. Who the fuck is Jessie J…
Should I be hot n bothered by this piece of barechested manliness?
Because I’m not.
It’s mutual. He’s gay.
Giddy up!
The message this outfit sends is that she likes to do it reverse cowgirl style.
While twirling a lasso.
I’d be ok with that.
I have no idea who this is but I like looking at him.
Note to self: if you’re going to leave your wife for your mistress, she’d better be a fucking upgrade.
No shit!
I’ve got nothing (not that my stuff is funny anyway) so I’ll stick with the theme. Agree with both above.
Does the money not count as an upgrade?
lol^
Unless it’s an “Always Sunny” quote, there is absolutely no reason whatsoever to make fun of this couple. Great show, great actors, low key, and cute baby…oh wait, I just saw the headphones. Are you fucking kidding me?
Ha, ha, ha…I was going to make a funny joke about the headphones…but I’m pretty sure those are just a set of noise cancellation headsets…maybe whereever they were going was going to be to loud for the youngster’s ears!
Yeah, like the Coachella Music Festival or something
Actually, the baby was there FOR the music…the headphones were so the baby didnt have to listen to the douche-baggery going on between shows
Ew.
Looks like this “Torpedo of Truth” tour schedule is really catching up to Sheen.
#winning comment
I have no idea who this is, and somehow I feel proud of that fact.
Past her prime.
There’s something on your chin.
Ouch.
Wonder what her real hair looks like?
That’s some classy shit right there.
So, basically, if you work for an LA photo agency and you don’t accept the owner’s invite to his “private” birthday party, you’re gonna be tailing Chuck Liddell with a 24mm lens.
That’s no 24 mm lens!
It’s
less than 50. Look at how close he is and the depth of the field on the cars.
Looking tired and old
Either her last name should be Viagra or Viagra should change its name to Vergara.
You’re so fat Jennifer.
Maybe you should lose some weight or something. Like 80 pounds.
Hey look a new look for Chuck – consciousness.
+1
yeah, you’re scraping…
I think it took a little more than scraping in this instance. He had to scrape the bottom of the barrel until he got to the ground. Still finding nothing, he had to dig 30 feet under just to find this.
This is his Halloween costume, he’s going as a M*A*S*H* reject.
Looks like a page out of a 1994 Sears catalog.
I hope her dress was supposed to look like treadmarks.
Is it some kind of a law that actors have to wear a scarf?
I think he wears that scarf year round. It’s the fashion equivalent of leaving the christmas lights up all year; you know you’re gonna be in season at one point, so why bother taking it off?
Cut the geezer some slack. You feel chilly when all yor blood dries up.
Someone better fetch that bucket of mackerel; it’s feeding time.
He looks like he is about to cry. Or shit himself. Or both.
How do you know when your career is done? When the paps don’t follow you and you have to take pics of yourself with your cell phone hoping someone will care.
about sums it up
So THAT’S what happened to Evan Rachel Wood’s merkin.
YESSSSSS!
Looks like she took lessons from Brittney with the nipple pointing at the ground.
Dang, that Tiger blood has a scorchingly short half life, don’t it?
All that was missing before was a giant $35.00 tattoo. Now she’s perfect.
it looks like he swallowed a squirrel whole and it’s tail is hanging out of his mouth
“Is Vanessa really not going to share any of that X with us?!”
I get it. You’re skinny now.
You err…. you got something on your… oh no nothing, forget I said anything. Looking good brah!
There must be circus music playing in his head. It’s the only explanation for that face.
LMAO!!
That’s the face of someone who gets home to Miranda Kerr.
Huh? I gotta put it where now??!?