Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which lacks an Easter Egg like we left for you yesterday, but let’s be fair, there are only so many stand-ups willing to perform completely sackless. Wait, someone get Dane Cook on the line. Anyway, today we do have January Jones just before getting randomly selected for additional screening, as well as Tom Daley invoking the mythical power of Hamm Hog, and finally, just when it was looking like Mitt Romney‘s celebrity endorsements couldn’t get any classier, he pulls out the hillbilly ace-in-the-hole.
Fuchsia kicks are straight gangster,
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Only in a country with Pippa Middleton could she get away with showing off that as a hot ass.
Damn, I thought it was the Camel Toe everyone is taking about
This asshole isn’t qualified to tell me which Waffle House special to order.
goddammit. that was supposed to go on the Kid Rock pick.
DT, ISC.
How did you fuck that up so bad ?
Too many tabs open. That and idiocy of course.
I have done that many a time. It’s good to know I’m not the only incompetent one out there. And now you do too.
In a weird way, it fits…
still funny and relevant here.
Her fans don’t read.
Hey, could you sign this glorified coloring book you wrote?
Shut your fucking mouth and die.
only if u pee in it baby
Is he wearng a hoodie?
No, but feel free to shoot him without provocation anyway.
Looks like Robert Pattinson blew him.
hot damn! lol
That’s it, everyone go home. Hot dog, we have a wiener.
And the number 1 reason I support him? I’m very high on meth right now.
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die of measles, bitch.
Ooh, radiohead. They’re so edgy.
How does he get hot tail?
Ohhhh… That’s right…He’s rich.
One of the Great Mysteries of the World.. Like The Pyramids. How does David Spade get tail?
How incredibly original! How do you do it?
And so the transformation into Sally Field begins.
Sally Field with boobies!
I thought he was supposed to be some sort of Fashion Icon or something?!?
she’s wearing some cheap plastic skirt that’s lopsided on her fat ass and he’s dresed like some down and out pimp. i despise both these attention whores. where’s a drive by shooter when you need one.!!!!!
sorta like a dinklage maxi-me.
Winner of Thread and Life.
Who’s the dicksmack who gave me five downs for liking it?
You fucker. You shat all over my “Dinklage doing his Michael Shannon impression” last week and now you’re just flipping it and using it yourself.
And you wonder why I never let you choose where we go out to eat.
LOL, sorry about that Tommy. Forgot about that. I wouldn’t say I shit on it as much as jumped from it. Honestly no idea who Michael Shannon is though.
Dinklage looks full size in the Barbie chair.
The last scene in the gay porn, Pulp Friction.
I guess Lady Gaga really was in England this week.
And here she is, daring Jon Hamm to show his ass off in a pair of sparkly short shorts. Well played Taylor, well played.
He’s got Marcellus Wallace’s soul in those budgie smugglers.
Kudos to Kathy Lee’s plastic surgeon
I swear that guy asked me for gas money at the 76 just 2 hours ago.
BTW, that fucking arrow popup ad is going to fucking piss me off. I’m not ever going to watch that show…ever. I’m going to tell all of my friends not to watch it and I will be taking out a full page ad in the New York Times requesting that nobody ever watch it.
That fucker was making me crazy, too. It looks like they fixed it while I was having dinner. Good thing for them!
What show? So I know not to watch it.
To answer two questions at once, yes I do enjoy doing the show. And yes, I am a serial killer.
Fuck. Left him on the plane again.
I agree 100 percent with Eric Lr…
Get off the stage and make dinner, mom. We’re fucking famished.
Dinner is coming…those are the two pot roasts she’s had slow cooking in her tights all day.
She’s killing it still!
by “it” you mean thousands of unvaccinated kids.
Rotten meat.
just hop out of there, titty. you know you wanna.
Nope, the shy little thing was scared of the camera flashes.
It was probably liberated in the limo.
Mr. Spade, I have Miami Vice on the phone for you…
Manrape…it’s not just for prison any more
Remember when you got hit in the nose by that chair?
That was awesome.
I see some chairs at the table behind him. What are you waiting for dammit?
Damn shame when poor black kids can’t even afford microphone stands anymore.
I love how the right decry liberal Hollywood elitists, yadda yadda, but instantly latch onto any actor/musician that is a GOPer
Kid Rock is starting to look like Old Uncle Methamphetamine.
Leg covers were an excellent choice.
They’re only excellent if she couldn’t find a burqa first.
I’m ashamed that I know who she is, but I have a wife.
Fucking ditto, lol.
I’m even more ashamed to say she’s needs a makeover herself
You gotta feel sorry for her son. When he grows up, people are going to be saying to him “Hey, I thought you were retarded”…and he’ll have to say “no…that was my mom”
Damn that was funny McFeely . I checked in too late to give you a thumbs up
May I join the virtual circle-jerk?
I need a closer look. I’m not fully aware yet.
Fuck no.
She’s hot, I love her.
That is all.
Ditto on that. Though by “she” I’m hoping you do not mean the beast in yellow.
Heyyy…what’s wrong with the beast in yellow? Could be that sometimes she wears other colors, too. And apparently she’s a great cook…Oh fuck! Never mind. I couldn’t keep a straight face…
Nice job avoiding the bitchface.
Shocked that someone is pointing a camera at him.
Carla Gugino has her own showng of “These Girls”
Damn…you beat me to that one! Good job!
Oh yeah. This will rack in the votes now.
he doesn’t want Obama taxing his money because he needs it for Crack.
And the prince attends the annual “Humoring of the Dark People,” ceremony, to be followed by the traditional “Washing of of the Hands” ceremony.
Girls just wanna pump gas.
Perfect
Surely Hulk Hogan can hook Arnold up with something hotter than this.
Nice jacket, bro.
That looks like the $19.95 Leather Bomber Jacket specials they advertise in that shitty SkyMall catalog that’s always pushing into my knees.
I hate that catalog. I deliberately use it instead of the air sickness bag.
MOO
MOO and fish sticks
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That doesn’t make any sense now. It had an eff, a vowel and a gee. Figs, guys, talkin’ about figs.
need more curl activator on that jheri, eazy.
I can find no fault with this one.
Her Megan Fox thumbs and webbed toes.
You’re welcome.
She’s annoying.
No lips. There’s one.
No lips? Pshaw-w-w-w…She can wrap that lip-less mouth around my goodies any time.
Where should I start?
She LAX an ass…
Tried to thumb up, but the damn thing wouldn’t let me. Anyway, good one!