The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.9.12

October 9th, 2012 // 603 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which lacks an Easter Egg like we left for you yesterday, but let’s be fair, there are only so many stand-ups willing to perform completely sackless. Wait, someone get Dane Cook on the line. Anyway, today we do have January Jones just before getting randomly selected for additional screening, as well as Tom Daley invoking the mythical power of Hamm Hog, and finally, just when it was looking like Mitt Romney‘s celebrity endorsements couldn’t get any classier, he pulls out the hillbilly ace-in-the-hole.

Fuchsia kicks are straight gangster,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    EricLr
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    Only in a country with Pippa Middleton could she get away with showing off that as a hot ass.

  2. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    Joe
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    This asshole isn’t qualified to tell me which Waffle House special to order.

  3. Stacy London Book Signing
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    Her fans don’t read.

  4. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Extra
    EricLr
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    Hey, could you sign this glorified coloring book you wrote?

  5. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Shut your fucking mouth and die.

  6. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
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    Is he wearng a hoodie?

  7. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
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    Looks like Robert Pattinson blew him.

  8. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    EricLr
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    And the number 1 reason I support him? I’m very high on meth right now.

  9. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Extra
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    die of measles, bitch.

  10. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Radiohead Concert Twitter
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Ooh, radiohead. They’re so edgy.

  11. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
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    How does he get hot tail?

    Ohhhh… That’s right…He’s rich.

  12. Carla Gugino Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    EricLr
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    And so the transformation into Sally Field begins.

  13. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
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    I thought he was supposed to be some sort of Fashion Icon or something?!?

    • karlito

      she’s wearing some cheap plastic skirt that’s lopsided on her fat ass and he’s dresed like some down and out pimp. i despise both these attention whores. where’s a drive by shooter when you need one.!!!!!

  14. Michael Shannon Knit Hat Cut Off Shorts
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    sorta like a dinklage maxi-me.

  15. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    Fishballs
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    The last scene in the gay porn, Pulp Friction.

  16. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    EricLr
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    I guess Lady Gaga really was in England this week.

  17. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    r,
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    And here she is, daring Jon Hamm to show his ass off in a pair of sparkly short shorts. Well played Taylor, well played.

  18. Tom Daley Speedo Diving Board
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    He’s got Marcellus Wallace’s soul in those budgie smugglers.

  19. Kristina Rihanoff Breast Cancer Awareness Sports Bra Shorts
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    Kudos to Kathy Lee’s plastic surgeon

  20. Shaggy
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    I swear that guy asked me for gas money at the 76 just 2 hours ago.

    BTW, that fucking arrow popup ad is going to fucking piss me off. I’m not ever going to watch that show…ever. I’m going to tell all of my friends not to watch it and I will be taking out a full page ad in the New York Times requesting that nobody ever watch it.

  21. Michael Shannon Knit Hat Cut Off Shorts
    EricLr
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    To answer two questions at once, yes I do enjoy doing the show. And yes, I am a serial killer.

  22. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
    EricLr
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    Fuck. Left him on the plane again.

  23. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Shorts Radio 1 Teen Awards
    amir
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    I agree 100 percent with Eric Lr…

  24. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Get off the stage and make dinner, mom. We’re fucking famished.

  25. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Extra
    Deacon Jones
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    She’s killing it still!

  26. Cheryl Cole Cleavage
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    just hop out of there, titty. you know you wanna.

    • Cock Dr

      Nope, the shy little thing was scared of the camera flashes.
      It was probably liberated in the limo.

  27. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
    EricLr
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    Mr. Spade, I have Miami Vice on the phone for you…

  28. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Radiohead Concert Twitter
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    Manrape…it’s not just for prison any more

  29. Geraldo Rivera Bike Helmet
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    Remember when you got hit in the nose by that chair?

    That was awesome.

  30. Shaggy
    EricLr
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    Damn shame when poor black kids can’t even afford microphone stands anymore.

  31. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    Deacon Jones
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    I love how the right decry liberal Hollywood elitists, yadda yadda, but instantly latch onto any actor/musician that is a GOPer

  32. Maria Shriver Cleavage
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Leg covers were an excellent choice.

  33. Stacy London Book Signing
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    I’m ashamed that I know who she is, but I have a wife.

  34. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage Extra
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    You gotta feel sorry for her son. When he grows up, people are going to be saying to him “Hey, I thought you were retarded”…and he’ll have to say “no…that was my mom”

  35. Kristina Rihanoff Breast Cancer Awareness Sports Bra Shorts
    EricLr
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    I need a closer look. I’m not fully aware yet.

  36. Kristina Rihanoff Breast Cancer Awareness Sports Bra Shorts
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Fuck no.

  37. Connie Britton Drunk
    DeucePickle
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    She’s hot, I love her.
    That is all.

    • Billebuoy

      Ditto on that. Though by “she” I’m hoping you do not mean the beast in yellow.

      • Heyyy…what’s wrong with the beast in yellow? Could be that sometimes she wears other colors, too. And apparently she’s a great cook…Oh fuck! Never mind. I couldn’t keep a straight face…

  38. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Cock Dr
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    Nice job avoiding the bitchface.

  39. David Spade Panama Hat Sunglasses
    ThisWillHurt
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    Shocked that someone is pointing a camera at him.

  40. Carla Gugino Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Carla Gugino has her own showng of “These Girls”

  41. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    Billebuoy
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    Oh yeah. This will rack in the votes now.

  42. Prince William Kate Middleton Atheletes In Sauna The Football Association's National Football Centre
    EricLr
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    And the prince attends the annual “Humoring of the Dark People,” ceremony, to be followed by the traditional “Washing of of the Hands” ceremony.

  43. Demi Lovato Ripped Tights Pumping Gas
    EricLr
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    Girls just wanna pump gas.

  44. Maria Shriver Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    Surely Hulk Hogan can hook Arnold up with something hotter than this.

  45. Kid Rock Mitt Romney Ryan Rally
    Deacon Jones
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    Nice jacket, bro.

    That looks like the $19.95 Leather Bomber Jacket specials they advertise in that shitty SkyMall catalog that’s always pushing into my knees.

  46. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  47. Kim Kardashian Leather Miniskirt Kanye West Pink Sneakers
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    S

    • Anastasia Beaverhausen

      That doesn’t make any sense now. It had an eff, a vowel and a gee. Figs, guys, talkin’ about figs.

  48. Shaggy
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    need more curl activator on that jheri, eazy.

  49. Malin Akerman Nipples Tank Top
    EricLr
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    I can find no fault with this one.

  50. January Jones Butt Tight Jeans LAX
    YAAR
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    She LAX an ass…

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