The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.30.12

October 30th, 2012 // 452 Comments

[Ed. Note: Short day today while we slowly rebuild the pieces of our lives i.e. return all these six packs to an acceptable drinking temperature. GODDAMN YOU, SANDY! WHERE’S YOUR SOUL?! Back tomorrow with a hopefully more robust line-up of famous people doing stupid and/or sexy shit. – SW]

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which I fortunately didn’t have to compile from a rescue raft. Today’s gallery is a little light and leaned heavily on Britain’s Pride Awards, which apparently require crazy eyes and/or mostly exposed breasts to qualify for, so well done, old chaps. We’ve also got self-styled honorary Brit, Gwyneth Paltrow responding to the suggestion that they donate this food to the homeless, as well as Rosanna Arquette or a midnight shift Waffle House waitress (There’s really no way to tell the difference anymore.), and finally, two nice young gentleman helping this old lady who fell and couldn’t get up.

Today’s Final Five is not JWoww. Make that mistake and get cut, bitch,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    ThisWillHurt
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    What an odd place for a set list.

  2. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
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    “I know it’s touching the floor again…
    Just smile and let me roll it back up when he leaves…”

  3. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
    ThisWillHurt
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    Jennifer Westfeldt seen right before she shot Greedo from under the table with John Hamm’s penis.

    • Shoebacca

      I love her but WHY does she always make that lame ass face? SHE’S JON HAMM’S GIRLFRIEND!
      SHE HIT THE BOYFRIEND LOTTERY!
      QUIT MAKING THE “I JUST SNORTED A LEMON AND NOW I CAN’T BREATHE” FACE!

    • Swearin

      Now that Disney owns it, they’ll turn it into a flashlight or water gun or something

      • anonymous

        WTF? This is Disney not Sesame Street. You know they own Marvel. Where’s the squirt guns in those movies?

        Considering George Lucas has been ruining Star Wars since the 80′s every time he puts out a newer version of the same movies, I’m looking forward to seeing what they do.

      • Jonesy

        Since the 80′s?

  4. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
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    “BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA You simple peasants think you can cook by my side!”

    • Sliver

      Or…”I pull organic, gourmet cuisine right out of my ass–no, really, I just took a crap, and you can eat it!”

  5. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
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    Definitely using both hands.

  6. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    it had to be said
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    I heard MILF gangbangs were the coming thing in porn . . .

  7. Tobey Maguire Kerry Washington The Details Premiere
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    Is he high? Or just day-dreaming about one of David Beckham’s “personal adjustment” shots?

  8. Monica Cruz Sister Of Penelope Cruz Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    WOW. that just sucks.

  9. Maria Shriver Courage In Journalism Awards
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    Wow, her face just made their logo cringe…

  10. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
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    Smile when you call me “campesino,” Flaca.

  11. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    catapostrophe
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    DANCER ON LEFT: “Rotter-DAYUM!”

  12. Maria Shriver Courage In Journalism Awards
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    shes actually happy here because Hurricane Sandy destroyed the Jersey Shore and all its herpes n stuff. There IS a god.

  13. Nicki Minaj CleavageMAC Viva Glam Nicki Lipglass Launch
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    Which one is real? Which one is fake?
    WHO THE FUCK CARES???

  14. Will Ferrell Wreck-It Ralph Premiere
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    Cabbie, I need to get . . . wait, aren’t you that guy from that movie?

  15. Jennie Garth Cleavage Legs
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    Those are definitely new…

  16. Laurence Fishburne Morpheus Clothes Obama Campaign Office
    catapostrophe
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    Indian Curtis?

  17. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
    it had to be said
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    ” . . . and this is what I would look like if I were a victim of human trafficking . . .”

  18. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
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    Asshole.

  19. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Joe
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    Doody bubble inspection.

  20. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
    Inner Retard
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    Too easy. Just too easy.

  21. Emmanuelle Chriqui Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    I’m willing to forgive her support for Obama…

  22. Laurence Fishburne Morpheus Clothes Obama Campaign Office
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    “What are you waiting for? You’re faster than this. Don’t think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.”

    “Lawrence, just stick to the phone script, ok? We need votes.”

  23. Laura Whitmore Cleavage Nipples Pride Of Britain Awards
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    I think she might have missed a few buttons on the front there. And also, puberty.

  24. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
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    it’s Roseanne not Patricia Arquette, again

  25. Carol Vorderman Cleavage Crazy Eyes
    ThisWillHurt
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    Amanda Bynes in 10 years. “Make me look BEAUTIFUUUUUUUUUUUL!”

  26. Natalie Anderson Cleavage Side Boob Pride Of Britain Awards
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    Someone enjoyed the shocker.

  27. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
    catapostrophe
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    Ditto the above. Enormous difference.

  28. Nicki Minaj CleavageMAC Viva Glam Nicki Lipglass Launch
    ThisWillHurt
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    Blend in all you want, we can still see how annoying you are.

  29. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
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    Damn she has an enormous vagina.

  30. Sabrina Bryan Cleavage Viva Glam Magazine November 2012 Issue launch
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    Boob window used very well. Bravo.

  31. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Yes mam, it’s hemorrhoids

  32. Laurence Fishburne Morpheus Clothes Obama Campaign Office
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    He’s going to karate people into voting.

  33. Joe Simpson Fedora Gay
    K-Tron
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    You almost had me for a second, but I see your game, Joe. You’re just pretending to be gay so that it’s no longer creepy when you ogle your daughters. Your mistake is this: no gay man would wear non-matching beige on beige.

  34. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
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    Jesus!!
    *Shudder*

  35. Joe Simpson Fedora Gay
    Shoebacca
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    I guess all those inappropriate comments he’s been making about Jessica’s boobs all these years were just tips as a stylist. A pimp stylist.

  36. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
    catapostrophe
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    Stampedes are the worst.

  37. Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt Courage In Journalism Awards
    Joe
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    She’s got that smug “Yeah, I can take it all” look, doesn’t she?

  38. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
    ThisWillHurt
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    Gwyneth Paltrow uses her secret ingredient: Tin Man’s penis.

  39. Gwyneth Paltrow El Hormiguero Cooking Segment
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    “Hahahaha I gooped.”

  40. Tobey Maguire Kerry Washington The Details Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    The knowing stare of a man who’s just roofied his date.

  41. Will Ferrell Wreck-It Ralph Premiere
    Shoebacca
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    Grandpa Walton?

  42. Monica Cruz Sister Of Penelope Cruz Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Can i get an autograph Penelo…oh, sorry, never mind!”

  43. Monica Cruz Sister Of Penelope Cruz Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    Looks like they tried to cross-breed Penelope with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

  44. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Skirt Kourtney Kardashian
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    MOO.

  45. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    The show was stopped when Tyrone realized the muffled cry for help was coming from Ms Lopez’s sphincter. The missing backup dancer had been found!

  46. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
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    Mugshot?

  47. Sabrina Bryan Cleavage Viva Glam Magazine November 2012 Issue launch
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    That’s what Jennifer Aniston was hoping to achieve.

  48. Rosanna Arquette Old Tired Wrinkles The Moms Afternoon Tea Conversation About How To Stop Human Trafficking
    ThisWillHurt
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    I remember her! She advised me to “Press debit or credit.”

  49. Will Ferrell Wreck-It Ralph Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I thought Will Ferrell was done with sports comedies. What’s the name of this one, Clubbin’ The Wood?

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