The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.25.11

October 25th, 2011 // 590 Comments

Playboy, huh? That’s swell. They let you kick vaginas in here?”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you fast and loose. (Read: Full of wacky Brits like Charles and Di reuniting, perhaps to talk about the filly young Harry is diddling.) In the meantime, Photo Boy and I are putting our new photo galleries through the paces which you should be clicking on come next Tuesday. Wednesday HAHA! So if you’re a ginger maiden I said “Friday” to on Twitter, whoops.

Working to make the Internet safer for celebrity breasts and the eyes that ogle them,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Julianne Hough Cleavage
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    Who?

    • hollyhood

      lol, who cares who she is, important thing is that she may or may not have some decent titties under there.

  2. Prince Charles Skeleton Hand
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    My mother’s hand looks just… hold on there… There’s only one way to be sure, let me drop my trousers..

  3. Kenny G Hair Flip
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    Yes Kenny, we can hear you now! And for the love all sanity please stop making music!!

  4. Joel Edgerton Hitler Moustache
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    Wow, from MM badass to sheep rapist…

  5. Michael Lohan Mugshot Domestic Violence
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    Ironic that he is arrested for the same thing his ex-wife needs to get off, battery(ies)?

  6. Shia LaBeouf Father Jeffery Craig LaBeoufMugshot
    Anthony
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    Looks like Woody Allen and Santa had a baby together

  7. Jonah Hill Skinny Sunglasses
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    Look Jonah, we know you can find find you’re little “friend” without the use of heavy machinery now but it doesn’t make it OK to do it in public…

  8. Marilyn Manson Double Chin
    zomgbie
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    chaz shaved?

  9. Marilyn Manson Double Chin
    Amber
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    I didn’t know he could smile. I thought it was his job to look miserable 24/7.

  10. Chaz Bono Shirtless DWTS
    ad naseum
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    Too much estrogen and not enough testosterone.

  11. Tea Leoni See Through Dress Bra
    Richard McBeef
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    That should cure any man’s sex addiction, real quick.

  12. Tea Leoni See Through Dress Bra
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    Sooo uhmmm do those come standard with the tranny kit?

  13. Snooki Parents Andrew Polizzi Helen Polizzi
    Amber
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    They both look so ashamed.

  14. Michael Lohan Mugshot Domestic Violence
    Rosalie
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    He’s 51. Those Lohans certainly do age well.

  15. Hilary Duff Hickey
    Richard McBeef
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    looks like somebody is into preggo choke fantasies.

  16. Snooki Parents Andrew Polizzi Helen Polizzi
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    How is it that those two normal looking people produced this oompa loompa? I would totally hit it with the mom…

    • Amber

      Luckily (?) they didn’t produce her. They adopted her. The fact that they chose to adopt her is unbelievable. Although it is possible that her adoptive parents had always wanted a pet pig.

    • sack lunch

      whatever, Topher – if you’d hit the mom you’d surely jump at the chance at snooki and you know it

  17. Serena Williams Midriff
    Amber
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    Khloe Kardashian must be darkening her skin.

  18. Katy Seagal
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    well she does look younger than Lindsay Lohan.

  19. Shia LaBeouf Father Jeffery Craig LaBeoufMugshot
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    Brian Posehn is apparently auditioning for the mall Santa… I hope he gets the part. He deserves a break.

  20. Serena Williams Midriff
    :P
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    omg she looks like a tranny, poor dear :(

  21. Chaz Bono Shirtless DWTS
    Mr. Creosote
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    even obese men know to cover up the grossness.

  22. Kenny G Hair Flip
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    “OK, OK it was great but you shot that video with Katy Perry and Rebecca Black something like 6 months ago. Why did you call in the middle of a Tuesday to talk about this again?”

  23. Babara Walters
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    Someone showed her a cross…

  24. Tea Leoni See Through Dress Bra
    hollyhood
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    damn, i remember when she used to be hot. getting old sucks, as evidenced by the witchcraft that is clearly going on here.

  25. Jes Donaldson Bikini Prince Harry Cocktail Waitress
    Richard McBeef
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    Which one is banging Prince Harry? Oh, right, right… I stopped giving a shit about those assholes in 1776.

  26. Sarah Jessica Parker
    cuppy
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    *gasp* Oh no! My boobs deflated..

  27. Sarah Jessica Parker
    hollyhood
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    she’s hoping if she spends the whole night looking down, no one will be an ass and ask her “why the long face?” or try to feed her oats and carrots

  28. Michael Lohan Mugshot Domestic Violence
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    If he gets probation, maybe Lindsay and him can both not do their community service together…like a family bonding thing.

  29. Paz De La Huerta
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    “Come oonnn…Pretty Pleeeeaaase.. How bout just the tip?”

  30. Prince Charles Skeleton Hand
    zomgbie
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    looks like madonna is still hangin out in the uk.

  31. Michael Lohan Mugshot Domestic Violence
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    Deep inside, you know he’s just waiting for that call from Playgirl.

  32. Chaz Bono Shirtless DWTS
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Looking for Mister Fubar

  33. Julianne Hough Cleavage
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    three words: Wasted on Seacrest.

  34. Prince Charles Skeleton Hand
    Richard McBeef
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    One last handie from Princess Di for old time’s sake, Chuck?

  35. Tracy Morgan Make Out
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    I feel sorry for that poor woman.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      She’s holding her breath and standing still. Just like they warn you in national parks, if you see Tracy Morgan.

  36. Prince Charles Skeleton Hand
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    Wow … so he’s the guy who found the Terminator hand from the future and caused the end of mankind as we know it? Kill him now!

  37. Julianne Hough Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Very pretty.

  38. Jes Donaldson Bikini Prince Harry Cocktail Waitress
    hollyhood
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    left is pretty damn good, right has an… odd?? face… but let’s face it – no one’s kicking either of these hoes out of their bed.

  39. Chaz Bono Shirtless DWTS
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    God, those titties look nasty.

  40. Lily Aldridge Cleavage
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    Mug shot software gone bad.

  41. Chaz Bono Shirtless DWTS
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    Nice gunt

  42. Kenny G Hair Flip
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    Groovin’ to his sexy alto sax app.

  43. Chaz Bono Shirtless DWTS
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    You can take the tits off the chick, but you’ll never get the iphone out of her hand.

  44. Marilyn Manson Double Chin
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    This M F’er looking all like Peter Griffin.

  45. Jonah Hill Skinny Sunglasses
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    See? You can get a good haircut at Supercuts.

  46. Joel Edgerton Hitler Moustache
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    ok, had no idea who he is…googled…turns out he’s nobody.

  47. Babara Walters
    Richard McBeef
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    Quick, go find Lindsay and let’s get this done before Barbara gives her the teeth back.

  48. Lily Aldridge Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    Can-tastic !

  49. Tracy Morgan Make Out
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    Somebody really needs to take a stand and stop hiring this asshole

  50. Shia LaBeouf Father Jeffery Craig LaBeoufMugshot
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    Commie.

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