“Playboy, huh? That’s swell. They let you kick vaginas in here?”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you fast and loose. (Read: Full of wacky Brits like Charles and Di reuniting, perhaps to talk about the filly young Harry is diddling.) In the meantime, Photo Boy and I are putting our new photo galleries through the paces which you should be clicking on come next Tuesday. Wednesday HAHA! So if you’re a ginger maiden I said “Friday” to on Twitter, whoops.
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Who?
lol, who cares who she is, important thing is that she may or may not have some decent titties under there.
My mother’s hand looks just… hold on there… There’s only one way to be sure, let me drop my trousers..
Yes Kenny, we can hear you now! And for the love all sanity please stop making music!!
Well played. +1
Wow, from MM badass to sheep rapist…
Ironic that he is arrested for the same thing his ex-wife needs to get off, battery(ies)?
Looks like Woody Allen and Santa had a baby together
Look Jonah, we know you can find find you’re little “friend” without the use of heavy machinery now but it doesn’t make it OK to do it in public…
chaz shaved?
I didn’t know he could smile. I thought it was his job to look miserable 24/7.
it’s like seeing sarah mclaughlin singing show tunes all of the sudden
Too much estrogen and not enough testosterone.
That should cure any man’s sex addiction, real quick.
Now we just need a follow-up with Chaz Bono shirtless and I’m cured!
Sooo uhmmm do those come standard with the tranny kit?
They both look so ashamed.
I think we can assume they understand completely why lions eat their young.
He’s 51. Those Lohans certainly do age well.
Not really!
Well, he only looks ten years older than his daughter.
Five years older, lol.
looks like somebody is into preggo choke fantasies.
How is it that those two normal looking people produced this oompa loompa? I would totally hit it with the mom…
Luckily (?) they didn’t produce her. They adopted her. The fact that they chose to adopt her is unbelievable. Although it is possible that her adoptive parents had always wanted a pet pig.
Thanks for that. I thought science had failed us.
whatever, Topher – if you’d hit the mom you’d surely jump at the chance at snooki and you know it
Khloe Kardashian must be darkening her skin.
well she does look younger than Lindsay Lohan.
Brian Posehn is apparently auditioning for the mall Santa… I hope he gets the part. He deserves a break.
LOVE Posehn. :D
omg she looks like a tranny, poor dear :(
even obese men know to cover up the grossness.
You’re damn right, I do.
“OK, OK it was great but you shot that video with Katy Perry and Rebecca Black something like 6 months ago. Why did you call in the middle of a Tuesday to talk about this again?”
Someone showed her a cross…
+1
No, they showed her Mel Gibson.
That’s the face she uses to back off PETA protesters. Successfully, I might add.
damn, i remember when she used to be hot. getting old sucks, as evidenced by the witchcraft that is clearly going on here.
Yeah…90s-era Téa…*sigh* I’d still do her, though.
Which one is banging Prince Harry? Oh, right, right… I stopped giving a shit about those assholes in 1776.
ha, awesome
HA!
*gasp* Oh no! My boobs deflated..
HAHAHAHA
she’s hoping if she spends the whole night looking down, no one will be an ass and ask her “why the long face?” or try to feed her oats and carrots
or tell her she has a face like a foot
If he gets probation, maybe Lindsay and him can both not do their community service together…like a family bonding thing.
“Come oonnn…Pretty Pleeeeaaase.. How bout just the tip?”
If you wait 5 minutes she’ll black out and you can do whatever you want.
looks like madonna is still hangin out in the uk.
baaaZING! Nicely played.
Deep inside, you know he’s just waiting for that call from Playgirl.
and waiting for lindsay’s playboy issue to come out.
Looking for Mister Fubar
three words: Wasted on Seacrest.
those 3 words are : Paid By Seacrest
He is not her first older man. Obvious daddy issues.
One last handie from Princess Di for old time’s sake, Chuck?
I feel sorry for that poor woman.
She’s holding her breath and standing still. Just like they warn you in national parks, if you see Tracy Morgan.
Wow … so he’s the guy who found the Terminator hand from the future and caused the end of mankind as we know it? Kill him now!
Very pretty.
left is pretty damn good, right has an… odd?? face… but let’s face it – no one’s kicking either of these hoes out of their bed.
God, those titties look nasty.
Mug shot software gone bad.
Nice gunt
Groovin’ to his sexy alto sax app.
soprano* sax
You can take the tits off the chick, but you’ll never get the iphone out of her hand.
This M F’er looking all like Peter Griffin.
See? You can get a good haircut at Supercuts.
ok, had no idea who he is…googled…turns out he’s nobody.
Thanks McFeely. You saved me the trouble.
Quick, go find Lindsay and let’s get this done before Barbara gives her the teeth back.
Can-tastic !
Somebody really needs to take a stand and stop hiring this asshole
Commie.