Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Pube Beards™ — Now available in Welcome To Whole Foods! We’ve also got two straight dudes just doing straight dude stuff, as well as Russell Simmons continuing his Eastern European humanitarian mission, and finally, oh snap, did Jaleel White do that?
*slowly backs out door* I’ll just let myself out,
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Miss USA Winners Take It All Off – Drunken Stepfather |
 Justin Timberlake Is So Bad In This, It's Not Even Funny – Fishwrapper | |
| Bar Refaeli Is Busting Out Of This Dress – Popoholic | |
| Top 30 Possible Celebrity Sex Faces – Celebuzz.com | |
| These Girls Know How To Work A Mirror – The Chive | |
| Miley Cyrus Gets On All Fours For Us – Lainey Gossip |
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Roberto Cavalli Is Still Awesome |
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Yes, Putting Cameron Diaz & Kate Upton Next To Each Other In Bikinis Is A Great Idea |
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Farrah Abraham’s New Implants Had A Pool Party |
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Lindsay Lohan Got To Transfer To The Rehab With The Nicer Jacuzzis |
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Eddie Murphy’s Ridiculously Hot Girlfriend Is Still In A Bikini And Other News |
“I’ve got a huge cock, I don’t need to know how to use cocaine properly”
Big Love = 8 inches
somethings different…does she seem less talented these days? Like maybe two cup sizes less talented?
Forehead is still a D-cup.
Throw it in so we don’t have to look at it. Wish it into the cornfield but the bottom of the Ocean will due.
“Unbreak my bankruptcy, say you’ll finance me again.”
Good thing that she’s back to work.. She’ll be able to afford a stylist and airbrushers.
I want to see Red Riding Wood.
Hey! You should this this would turn me into Stephon Urkel!
I completely butchered that. Hell with it…only people who watched Family Matters would have got it anyway.
When is the Superficial going to add an “edit” feature to is comment platform? What is it, another $10 bucks a month? Cheap bastards.
I loved Family Matters and totally got that reference.
Wow, how his butt gerbil has grown.
In the thumbnail, she almost looked attractive.
She’s Sporty
Looks like the dude is the one “performing”
Her forehead almost takes up half her face.
What’s the deal with this chick and all of the stupid faces she makes?!?
That’s her face…
Is that jumpsuit glued on? She wears that thing 24/7.
When she first put it on it wasn’t even encrusted…
haaahahahahaha
That outfit is just an unattractive mess.
and by outfit I mean “face”.
Less obvious in this than in most photos but the poor thing suffers from a rare malady known as Kelsey Grammer Face. The symptoms are only alleviated by standing next to Rumer Willis.
Kelsey Grammer Face. I’m stealing this. Sorry. Can’t stop laughing.
That thing has its own gravity….those are star tracks heading to the black hole.
He wasn’t t participating.He was there going through the trash looking for aluminum cans.
I thought they were paying him to set up the pins.
Mexican granny butt….mmmmmmm……
Isn’t she Puerto Rican?
No, she is OF Puerto Rican descent, or newyorican. NOT the same.
Ah. Thanks for the info.
His hand must be dead.
Trichotillomania
Did his butt plug just fall out??
I didn’t recognize her without the bikini, yacht, fat rich guy…
Stack of invoices, credit card swiper
This is what happens when you leave Kelly Brook. You get fat and marry a spice girl.
Thunderboobs
Now THAT’S how you do a mug shot.
Looper ll : Loopier
Something tells me she was at the same benefit as John Hamm. I just can’t put my finger on it… Two hands, but not my finger…
She looks good here, I thought it was K Stew from the tumbnail
Damn, Toni has some back there…
I can’t believe she’s 40 already.
I know, I’m 38 and I don’t have boobs like that….but then again, I’m a dude, so…
LOL!
*fart*
There’s the alternative energy to windmills.
I would’ve bet all of my money that this would be the pic with the actor having a powdery sustance by his nose.
Ok, I understand you looked hot in like 1993, but that’s no excuse to stop using mirrors! People age, memba?!!!
Would not have said she was a “nipple covers” kinda gal.
She uses a lot of filler on her face
he’s got the third best-looking gourd in the shot.
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When did Billy Zane become a Bruce Willis impersonator?
Best hornyface I’ve ever seen.
That dude sure has some big tits!
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Lovely…
Cool nostrils, bro!
i mean, have you seen the size of her fingers?!
*his
I bet she could pick her nose with her big toe.
(Dude in the white trash bag): My precious….
Boom go the golden globes!
Moons-raker
Money is neat!
Look Chaz, I don’t care how many hormone therapies you’re on, the beard thing just isn’t happening.
thats more like a gorilla mask…
The man is a pioneer and all but he looks like a downsy idiot that just bought himself a new toy…
Let’s be realistic. Didn’t he?
Oh hell yes…