The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.23.12

October 23rd, 2012 // 420 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Pube Beards™ — Now available in Welcome To Whole Foods! We’ve also got two straight dudes just doing straight dude stuff, as well as Russell Simmons continuing his Eastern European humanitarian mission, and finally, oh snap, did Jaleel White do that?

*slowly backs out door* I’ll just let myself out,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jon Hamm White Powder The Paley Center for Medias Annual Los Angeles Benefit
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    “I’ve got a huge cock, I don’t need to know how to use cocaine properly”

  2. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
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    Big Love = 8 inches

  3. Christina Ricci
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    somethings different…does she seem less talented these days? Like maybe two cup sizes less talented?

  4. Aaron Paul Pierce Brosnan Toni Collete Imogen Poots A Long Way Down Set
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    Throw it in so we don’t have to look at it. Wish it into the cornfield but the bottom of the Ocean will due.

  5. Toni Braxton Buttcheek Leg Slit Dress
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    “Unbreak my bankruptcy, say you’ll finance me again.”

  6. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
    Diablo Dude
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    I want to see Red Riding Wood.

  7. Jaleel White Blue Sneakers Photo Booth
    YAAR
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    Hey! You should this this would turn me into Stephon Urkel!

  8. Richard Gere Nicholas Jarecki Holding Hands 16th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala
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    Wow, how his butt gerbil has grown.

  9. Wendy Williams
    Animal
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    In the thumbnail, she almost looked attractive.

  10. Mel B Cleavage Yoga Pants
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    She’s Sporty

  11. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Pastie
    YAAR
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    Looks like the dude is the one “performing”

  12. Christina Ricci
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    Her forehead almost takes up half her face.

  13. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Pastie
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    What’s the deal with this chick and all of the stupid faces she makes?!?

  14. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    Is that jumpsuit glued on? She wears that thing 24/7.

  15. Elisabeth Moss Legs Short Shorts
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    That outfit is just an unattractive mess.

    and by outfit I mean “face”.

    • Abby Normal

      Less obvious in this than in most photos but the poor thing suffers from a rare malady known as Kelsey Grammer Face. The symptoms are only alleviated by standing next to Rumer Willis.

  16. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    That thing has its own gravity….those are star tracks heading to the black hole.

  17. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
    Bionic_Crouton
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    He wasn’t t participating.He was there going through the trash looking for aluminum cans.

  18. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
    Randalicious
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    Mexican granny butt….mmmmmmm……

  19. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
    Animal
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    His hand must be dead.

  20. Winona Ryder Cleavage Bra Homefront Set
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    Trichotillomania

  21. Robert Pattinson
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Did his butt plug just fall out??

  22. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Princess Grace Awards Gala
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    I didn’t recognize her without the bikini, yacht, fat rich guy…

  23. Billy Zane Shaved Head Sunglasses
    cagster
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    This is what happens when you leave Kelly Brook. You get fat and marry a spice girl.

  24. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    Thunderboobs

  25. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
    meeps!
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    Now THAT’S how you do a mug shot.

  26. Billy Zane Shaved Head Sunglasses
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    Looper ll : Loopier

  27. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
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    Something tells me she was at the same benefit as John Hamm. I just can’t put my finger on it… Two hands, but not my finger…

  28. Winona Ryder Cleavage Bra Homefront Set
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    She looks good here, I thought it was K Stew from the tumbnail

  29. Toni Braxton Buttcheek Leg Slit Dress
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    Damn, Toni has some back there…

  30. Winona Ryder Cleavage Bra Homefront Set
    Trek Girl
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    I can’t believe she’s 40 already.

  31. Jennifer Lopez Butt Glittery Bodysuit
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    *fart*

  32. Jonathan Rhys Meyers Crazy Eyes Neck Tattoo
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I would’ve bet all of my money that this would be the pic with the actor having a powdery sustance by his nose.

  33. Toni Braxton Buttcheek Leg Slit Dress
    Crissy
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    Ok, I understand you looked hot in like 1993, but that’s no excuse to stop using mirrors! People age, memba?!!!

  34. Nicki Minaj Nipple Slip Pastie
    cagster
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    Would not have said she was a “nipple covers” kinda gal.

  35. Toni Braxton Buttcheek Leg Slit Dress
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    She uses a lot of filler on her face

  36. Billy Zane Shaved Head Sunglasses
    I'mCool
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    he’s got the third best-looking gourd in the shot.

  37. Wendy Williams
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/23/[/img]

  38. Billy Zane Shaved Head Sunglasses
    Bionic_Crouton
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    When did Billy Zane become a Bruce Willis impersonator?

  39. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Ed
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    Best hornyface I’ve ever seen.

  40. Wendy Williams
    firebringer
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    That dude sure has some big tits!

  41. Wendy Williams
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/23/Thatsaman-188_268.jpg[/img]

  42. Amanda Seyfried Cleavage
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    Lovely…

  43. Wendy Williams
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    Cool nostrils, bro!

  44. Robert Pattinson
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    (Dude in the white trash bag): My precious….

  45. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    Boom go the golden globes!

  46. Kelly Brook Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    Moons-raker

  47. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
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    Money is neat!

  48. Eddie Kaye Thomas Crappy Beard All Star Bowling Event To Benefit Our Time
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    Look Chaz, I don’t care how many hormone therapies you’re on, the beard thing just isn’t happening.

  49. Russell Simmons Sasha Volkova 2012 Angel Ball
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    The man is a pioneer and all but he looks like a downsy idiot that just bought himself a new toy…

  50. Bar Refaeli Leg Slit Dress 2012 Angel Ball
    YAAR
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    Oh hell yes…

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