Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed and the second day in a row with a giant gallery of celebrity fuckery. Granted, I’m sure you’re not quite down here yet, as you’re still mesmerized by that simultaneously adorable and horrific pic of The Hoff up there. I shudder to think what an entirely different photograph that would have been if one of those lemurs was comically wearing a hamburger bun on his head like a little hat…
As for the rest of TCWM, which unfortunately includes no other pics of shit-hammered drunks fondling animals, we’ve got the glorious return of Nicolas Cage‘s fake ponytail, Farrah Abraham with her new boyfriend and MENSA President Brian Dawe, Cee Lo Green wearing his finest bathrobe to his arraignment on felony drug charges, and Russell Brand not only within striking distance of a girl in a wheelchair, but with no visible signs of a bullet wound or even physical restraints of any kind.
You ban guns, England, this is what you get,
- Photo Boy