The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.2.12

October 2nd, 2012 // 466 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few other shots that aren’t from the red carpet, we’ve got Halle Berry doing this infinitely better than Brooke Mueller, as well as Keke Palmer, whose music seems…interesting, and finally, while scientists investigate Tom Cruise‘s ability-to-fly and mind control claims, I went ahead and found irrefutable proof that he can invisibly cloak himself.

Your move, Travolta,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    Ugh, what a dogface!

  2. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Great Expectation Premiere 6th Rome Fiction Fest
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    Great expectations indeed!

  3. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
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    Wow Rhianna, give Bobby Brown a break (don’t be cruel)!

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    Udderly cowish! Moooooo!

  5. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
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    It’s like her breasts are saying, “Ta-da!”

  6. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
    Diablo Dude
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    It looks like the Scientologists have already got to him.

  7. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
    Mike701
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    That’s the last time I audition for Tom Cruise.

  8. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
    Hubert Updike
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    You boys beat me to it , I was going for the John Travolta punchline , though

  9. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Signing autographs for the Narcissistic Ass Club.

  10. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
    Hubert Updike
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    Got Milk ?

  11. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans
    Mike701
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    Bobby Brown sells flowers on the street now?

  12. Halle Berry Legs Daisy Dukes
    Hubert Updike
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    Got Milk?

  13. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Great Expectation Premiere 6th Rome Fiction Fest
    Mike701
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    Somebody call Mulder, her breasts have been abducted.

  14. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Great Expectation Premiere 6th Rome Fiction Fest
    neo
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    Her jedi-hotness still works on me. I want to believe!!

  15. Brooke Mueller Short Shorts Boots
    Hubert Updike
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    ” Blow jobs for coke …. Blow jobs for coke … Got crack and you can have anal … got crack and you can have anal …”

  16. Halle Berry Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Two words; yum, yum . or is it batshit crazy?

  17. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
    neo
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    Come on..just the tip.

  18. Terry Richardson
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    What an a-hole.

    • Phoenix

      At first glance, I thought that said “whack-a-mole”, as a reference to the “mallet” in his hand. I need some sleep.

  19. Heather McDonald Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
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    Whoa that’s a crooked face. I bet you wouldn’t recognize her in a mirror.

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    “Khloe, move over. There’s not enough room for Kourtney’s face, my face, and my tits.”

  21. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
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    Looks like the calm before all out bitch.

  22. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    ahyeahboy
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    who’s who here??

  23. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Contusion
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    …and another older lady on the left.

  24. Jennifer Lopez Cleavage Legs Chanel Photocall Paris Fashion Week
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    Ugly as fuck.

    Can’t figure out how she ended up being considered hot.

  25. Christina Hendricks Butt
    Diablo Dude
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    They have valet parking at funerals?

  26. Keke Palmer Cleavage 106 & Park
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    Wait—isn’t this just Nicki Minaj in normal hair and clothes?

  27. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
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    Also present, but not pictured: Crispin Glover; Gary Busey; Mel Gibson; Nick Nolte; and Joaquin Phoenix.

  28. Christina Hendricks Butt
    Contusion
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    I didn’t realize that, when the grim reaper knocked on the door, it carried a purse.

  29. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
    Eric
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    Muppets take Milan

  30. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
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    C’mon honey…It’s only going to be a short trip!

  31. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    Visible Ink
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    It’s like attack of the giant moo cows!

  32. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  33. Brenda Song Swastica Shirt Short Shorts
    Contusion
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    If you’ve ever seen the character she plays on TV (yes, I have young kids), you’d never want to see her again.

  34. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    What’s the common denominator in this picture?
    All three have had their penises surgically removed.

  35. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
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    You should see where I have Collin Farrell’s picture!

  36. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Red Pants
    Contusion
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    She’s thinking of lyrics for the song about the guy holding the bike once he takes the bike away from her when the video is done shooting.

  37. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    That is ONE tough F, marry, kill!

  38. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
    Cock Dr
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    It’s awesome that he’s driving the car.

  39. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
    EricLr
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    God I can actually smell the herpes on my computer screen.

  40. Joshua Jackson Grabbing Butt Fringe Set
    EricLr
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    Invisible Tom Cruise strikes again!!

  41. Giancarlo Esposito William H. Macy Atlantic Theater Company Linda Gross Theater Grand Reopening
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    That was no lady…that was my wife.

  42. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
    EricLr
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    Damn right you’re loading the car, bitch. Don’t make me use my ring hand!

  43. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
    Visible Ink
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    For those about boobs she salutes you!

  44. Terry Richardson
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    I guess Italy doesn’t have a Megan’s Law.

  45. Heather McDonald Cleavage Seven Psychopaths Premiere
    gnarla
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    Jesus, I thought it was Celine Dion.

  46. Peter Dinklage Bandana Wife Erica Schmidt
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    She lets him sit up front until she gets his car seat in position.

  47. Lady Gaga Donetella Versace
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    You left “respectively” out of the caption. (Um, right?)

  48. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body The Leage Set
    EricLr
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    Oh, poor thing hasn’t learned yet that blowing a writer never gets you anywhere.

  49. Brooke Mueller Short Shorts Boots
    Meg
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    Going back to see where she came from, isn’t that sweet…

  50. Christopher Walken Sam Rockwell Seven Psychopaths
    EricLr
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    Oh….great…..another……………………….stalker.

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