Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which sort of draws heavily from the Seven Psychopaths premiere, and not just because if In Bruges taught us anything, it’s that this movie will be the shit, but also because Sam Rockwell figured out how to freeze Christopher Walken in place for a month. In the few other shots that aren’t from the red carpet, we’ve got Halle Berry doing this infinitely better than Brooke Mueller, as well as Keke Palmer, whose music seems…interesting, and finally, while scientists investigate Tom Cruise‘s ability-to-fly and mind control claims, I went ahead and found irrefutable proof that he can invisibly cloak himself.
Your move, Travolta,
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Ugh, what a dogface!
Agreed! 3 mutts!
the bitch in the middle was born that way unlike the other two
*tips hat*
… and therefore is on the right dog track, baby.
Great expectations indeed!
Wow Rhianna, give Bobby Brown a break (don’t be cruel)!
Udderly cowish! Moooooo!
It’s like her breasts are saying, “Ta-da!”
It looks like the Scientologists have already got to him.
That’s the last time I audition for Tom Cruise.
You boys beat me to it , I was going for the John Travolta punchline , though
Yeap, mine would have been about the force being strong with Travolta or something like that.
Signing autographs for the Narcissistic Ass Club.
Got Milk ?
Bobby Brown sells flowers on the street now?
Got Milk?
Somebody call Mulder, her breasts have been abducted.
Her jedi-hotness still works on me. I want to believe!!
” Blow jobs for coke …. Blow jobs for coke … Got crack and you can have anal … got crack and you can have anal …”
Two words; yum, yum . or is it batshit crazy?
Come on..just the tip.
What an a-hole.
At first glance, I thought that said “whack-a-mole”, as a reference to the “mallet” in his hand. I need some sleep.
Whoa that’s a crooked face. I bet you wouldn’t recognize her in a mirror.
“Khloe, move over. There’s not enough room for Kourtney’s face, my face, and my tits.”
That does it! I’m not paying any more attention to the Kardashian women until they begin to tweet their vaginas! That goes for the half-breed Kardashians as well.
That’s not Kourtney
Looks like the calm before all out bitch.
who’s who here??
…and another older lady on the left.
Ugly as fuck.
Can’t figure out how she ended up being considered hot.
Something about an ass I believe?
Never underestimate the public’s desire for self-deception.
Really? Ugly?…that is a bit too much….
They have valet parking at funerals?
Wait—isn’t this just Nicki Minaj in normal hair and clothes?
no fucking way
This is the new, lower psi model.
Also present, but not pictured: Crispin Glover; Gary Busey; Mel Gibson; Nick Nolte; and Joaquin Phoenix.
I didn’t realize that, when the grim reaper knocked on the door, it carried a purse.
Muppets take Milan
C’mon honey…It’s only going to be a short trip!
It’s like attack of the giant moo cows!
MOO
If you’ve ever seen the character she plays on TV (yes, I have young kids), you’d never want to see her again.
paris hilton
What’s the common denominator in this picture?
All three have had their penises surgically removed.
You should see where I have Collin Farrell’s picture!
She’s thinking of lyrics for the song about the guy holding the bike once he takes the bike away from her when the video is done shooting.
That is ONE tough F, marry, kill!
It’s not too bad. F Gaga, marry the dog, and kill Donetella.
It’s awesome that he’s driving the car.
God I can actually smell the herpes on my computer screen.
Yeah, I feel infected.
That’s Bovine Genital Campylobacteriosis you are smelling.
You can smell herpes? That’s convenient.
Invisible Tom Cruise strikes again!!
That was no lady…that was my wife.
Damn right you’re loading the car, bitch. Don’t make me use my ring hand!
For those about boobs she salutes you!
I guess Italy doesn’t have a Megan’s Law.
Jesus, I thought it was Celine Dion.
That’s who I thought, then Roz from Frazier….
She lets him sit up front until she gets his car seat in position.
Oh my – that is so bad! I laughed a healthy laugh at this one.
You left “respectively” out of the caption. (Um, right?)
I like the challenge.
Oh, poor thing hasn’t learned yet that blowing a writer never gets you anywhere.
Going back to see where she came from, isn’t that sweet…
Oh….great…..another……………………….stalker.