“Yeah, wildlife. Get out of my boudoir!”
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Laura Vandervoort‘s turn to be a lizard-woman.. thing, Bar Refaeli selling me no less than 800 Arrow shirts, black guys saying it all with their microphone clips now and I want one of these for Christmas. Not the book.
Oh, look, Katy Perry‘s drugs wore off. Yup, that’s right, Katy. Russell Brand,
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Snake, meet cock.
She looks confused, like she showed up to audition for the “Gabriel’s Angels” reboot.
Someone with two large reasons to support breast cancer research.
“When you said I have a great pair of globes I thought you were referring to my eyeballs.”
I’d let her jew me into buying some dress shirts.
P.E.T.A – Penis. Enters. Tight. Ass
I am a member of TETA actually.
Twig Enters Thousands of Asses
I’d like some ice cream with my cake-face, please.
i wish i could be her thong. jesus.
I think you mean you want to run yon in her canyon.
“Grey Poupon, bitch! Do you have any?”
PETA face
Is that cock burn between her tits?
Look, I already apologized to her… I don’t owe you anything.
“I don’t think I want to know a six-year-old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don’t have a college degree. I don’t even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they’re ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they’re no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I’m coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.”
Uncle Buck! Classic!! +1
♥ ♥ ♥ Awesome!
Come on Kate Gosselin, shouldn’t you be spending more time with your kids?
Seriously. Are they sisters?
I predict a 98% cock/vagina reference for this post
butthole
And PETA can kiss mine!
He’s no Dinklage, but I guess he’ll do in a pinch.
Moron with money
I think the shirt says it quite nicely.
Does a fist bump from a 35 pound man count?
35 lbs would be a heavyweight compared to this guy; most sources put him between 10-12 lbs.
Look closely, class. This is what anal sex could do to YOU.
Actually, this is from eating too many muff pie…..she hasn’t had much luck in getting some hot beef
Am I the only one out there who doesn’t think he’s funny?
Nope.
we agree – his success must be due to affirmative action
Does thinking he is the exact polar opposite of funny count?
He is the reason why I won’t watch 30 Rock. A lot of it is funny, but he makes it just unbearable.
He is the least funny person I have ever had the misfortune to watch!
I could make a fortune with this guy.
He’s circus quality for sure.
Oh look how cute. It smokes.
With Tracy Jordan as Tracy Morgan!
this is why your wife knows you’re cheating on her. Your shirt smells like victory.
‘Victory’…is that what they are calling it now?
If I managed to nail her, that would be a significant victory for me. For her, i dunno…some kind of black out drunk thing, but a victory for me nontheless.
Did Ellen have a son?
“Hold on. The movie’s called ‘Trance,’ so I have to get my trance face on… Okay, got it! Let’s go.”
Nothing compares to her.
umm… Pat from SNL compares to her… most definately ~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bHeeuDtXs4
Isn’t that the guy that porked Kendra Wilkinson in her celeb sex tape?
she got the part by practicing very, very hard.
That’s not a real person…that’s too small to be a real person.
“If I wear these hideous fake glasses, people will think *they’re* the reason I look crazy.”
Actually a good look for her. Anything to partly obscure the Kelsey Grammer forehead.
All that’s missing is the Just Married sign and a bunch of tin cans.
Is it time for the ‘ugliest dog’ contest already?
Wow! She still looks good.
Gawd
She could still beat up the Pope.
This Canadian needs a nose job. Stat!
No way. Natural chicks = hotness!
She already had a botched one, she needs it to be redone. Also she has a flat face, like someone whacked her with a frying pan, Its off putting.
Tyrone & Mr. Ed are blind homos, Ms. Vandervoort-Kolak is a goddess!
Nah they are just more observant than the general male american population that see’s big boobs and blonde hair and automatically see’s a 10. She has a pretty weird face if you stop and look at her closely. I think the first time I saw her was on Smallville and I wondered why they didn’t get a more attractive woman to play Supergirl instead of this weird looking girl.
She must be running in to the carpet store.
That’s more “waking coma” than “trance”, but eventually you’ve just got a movie to make.
Uh-oh. Jonah Hill’s starting to put the weight back on.
They’d make a helluva power couple.
…or maybe Sam Ronson was running toward this.
I see Kim Kardashian’s “psoriasis” is spreading…
I hope this guy took one of those Silkwood showers afterwards.
that decon trailer’s a bitch if you do something stupid enuf to land urself there..
He looks like a model
You mean that’s not Marlon Brando and Wally Cox? Whoops! Now, back to the time machine STAT!
“OK asshole, take this Chinese handcuff app off my phone.”
paparazzi fail!
File this guy under ‘fired’.
Seen here modeling her Macy’s “Difficult Brown” line of sweaters.
+1
+2
You remember when you mother said not to make faces, it’ll stick that way….here’s proof.
Finally someone, Tom Cruise can look down on…
Chris Brown action shot.
Believe it or not that guy was a 7-footer before she forced him to have sex.