The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 10.18.11

October 18th, 2011 // 465 Comments

“Yeah, wildlife. Get out of my boudoir!”

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Laura Vandervoort‘s turn to be a lizard-woman.. thing, Bar Refaeli selling me no less than 800 Arrow shirts, black guys saying it all with their microphone clips now and I want one of these for Christmas. Not the book.

Oh, look, Katy Perry‘s drugs wore off. Yup, that’s right, Katy. Russell Brand,

- The Superficial

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  1. Laura Vandervoort Naked PETA
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    Snake, meet cock.

  2. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage
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    She looks confused, like she showed up to audition for the “Gabriel’s Angels” reboot.

  3. Katy Perry
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    Someone with two large reasons to support breast cancer research.

  4. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Arrow Ad
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    I’d let her jew me into buying some dress shirts.

  5. Laura Vandervoort Naked PETA
    arnieblackblack
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    P.E.T.A – Penis. Enters. Tight. Ass

  6. Katy Perry
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    I’d like some ice cream with my cake-face, please.

  7. Suelyn Medeiros Butt Yoga Pants
    adolf hitler
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    i wish i could be her thong. jesus.

  8. Tracy Morgan
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    “Grey Poupon, bitch! Do you have any?”

  9. Katy Perry
    arnieblackblack
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    PETA face

  10. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage
    kimmykimkim
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    Is that cock burn between her tits?

  11. Pink
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    “I don’t think I want to know a six-year-old who isn’t a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don’t want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don’t have a college degree. I don’t even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they’re ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they’re no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, and I’m coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.”

  12. Pink
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    Come on Kate Gosselin, shouldn’t you be spending more time with your kids?

  13. Laura Vandervoort Naked PETA
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    I predict a 98% cock/vagina reference for this post

  14. Worlds Smallest Man Khagendra Thapa Magar Ripleys The Big Book Of The Incredible
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    He’s no Dinklage, but I guess he’ll do in a pinch.

  15. Tracy Morgan
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    Moron with money

  16. Rupert Grint
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    I think the shirt says it quite nicely.

  17. Worlds Smallest Man Khagendra Thapa Magar Ripleys The Big Book Of The Incredible
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    Does a fist bump from a 35 pound man count?

  18. Sinead Oconnor
    Abby Normal
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    Look closely, class. This is what anal sex could do to YOU.

    • GeorgeWBush

      Actually, this is from eating too many muff pie…..she hasn’t had much luck in getting some hot beef

  19. Tracy Morgan
    Carolyn
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    Am I the only one out there who doesn’t think he’s funny?

  20. Worlds Smallest Man Khagendra Thapa Magar Ripleys The Big Book Of The Incredible
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    I could make a fortune with this guy.

    He’s circus quality for sure.

  21. Rupert Grint
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    Oh look how cute. It smokes.

  22. Tracy Morgan
    kimmykimkim
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    With Tracy Jordan as Tracy Morgan!

  23. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Arrow Ad
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    this is why your wife knows you’re cheating on her. Your shirt smells like victory.

  24. Samantha Ronson
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    Did Ellen have a son?

  25. Rosario Dawson
    TomFrank
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    “Hold on. The movie’s called ‘Trance,’ so I have to get my trance face on… Okay, got it! Let’s go.”

  26. Sinead Oconnor
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    Nothing compares to her.

  27. Rupert Grint
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    Isn’t that the guy that porked Kendra Wilkinson in her celeb sex tape?

  28. Rosario Dawson
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    she got the part by practicing very, very hard.

  29. Worlds Smallest Man Khagendra Thapa Magar Ripleys The Big Book Of The Incredible
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    That’s not a real person…that’s too small to be a real person.

  30. Courtney Love
    TomFrank
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    “If I wear these hideous fake glasses, people will think *they’re* the reason I look crazy.”

  31. Elisabeth Moss Mad Men
    Abby Normal
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    Actually a good look for her. Anything to partly obscure the Kelsey Grammer forehead.

  32. Liev Schrieber Simon Baker Vespa
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    All that’s missing is the Just Married sign and a bunch of tin cans.

  33. Courtney Love
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    Is it time for the ‘ugliest dog’ contest already?

  34. Sinead Oconnor
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    Wow! She still looks good.

    Gawd

  35. Tyrone Biggums

    This Canadian needs a nose job. Stat!

    • Michael

      No way. Natural chicks = hotness!

      • Mr. Ed

        She already had a botched one, she needs it to be redone. Also she has a flat face, like someone whacked her with a frying pan, Its off putting.

    • Tyrone & Mr. Ed are blind homos, Ms. Vandervoort-Kolak is a goddess!

      • Mike Hunt

        Nah they are just more observant than the general male american population that see’s big boobs and blonde hair and automatically see’s a 10. She has a pretty weird face if you stop and look at her closely. I think the first time I saw her was on Smallville and I wondered why they didn’t get a more attractive woman to play Supergirl instead of this weird looking girl.

  36. Samantha Ronson
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    She must be running in to the carpet store.

  37. Rosario Dawson
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    That’s more “waking coma” than “trance”, but eventually you’ve just got a movie to make.

  38. Sinead Oconnor
    TomFrank
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    Uh-oh. Jonah Hill’s starting to put the weight back on.

  39. Julie Bowen
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    …or maybe Sam Ronson was running toward this.

  40. Laura Vandervoort Naked PETA
    The Brown Streak
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    I see Kim Kardashian’s “psoriasis” is spreading…

  41. Snooki Miniskirt
    TomFrank
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    I hope this guy took one of those Silkwood showers afterwards.

  42. Worlds Smallest Man Khagendra Thapa Magar Ripleys The Big Book Of The Incredible
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He looks like a model

  43. Liev Schrieber Simon Baker Vespa
    Lemmiwinks
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    You mean that’s not Marlon Brando and Wally Cox? Whoops! Now, back to the time machine STAT!

  44. Pink
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    “OK asshole, take this Chinese handcuff app off my phone.”

  45. Miranda Kerr Minidress
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    paparazzi fail!

  46. Sinead Oconnor
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    Seen here modeling her Macy’s “Difficult Brown” line of sweaters.

  47. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
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    You remember when you mother said not to make faces, it’ll stick that way….here’s proof.

  48. Worlds Smallest Man Khagendra Thapa Magar Ripleys The Big Book Of The Incredible
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    Finally someone, Tom Cruise can look down on…

  49. Katy Perry
    The Brown Streak
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    Chris Brown action shot.

  50. Serena Williams See Through Shirt
    Fester
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    Believe it or not that guy was a 7-footer before she forced him to have sex.

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