Kardashian Kollection Denim: Because A Sextape Will Give Your Father Cancer
Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to see how Vanessa Hudgens reacts to her entourage telling her that she already exhausted Mexico City’s entire drug supply, Russell Brand is already back to banging inanimate objects on stage and calling it stand-up, and Kristen Stewart who apparently has no fear of real life vampires either.
Billy Zane wants to know why you never call your mother back,
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i know that this may not be the most obvious comment when looking at this, but what is with the ridiculously long extensions? When did having hair to your waste come back in style? And its so obvious in every picture that its not all their real hair.
even more obvious is that they have all been photoshopped skinnier… especially khole
They had to do something with all their excess butt fur.
who gives a shit how long someone’s hair is?
By “hair to their waste,” did you mean to say that it went from their heads to up their asses?
hahahahahah- I hate when people spell waist “waste’.
The first jeans coated inside with a fungicide and an antibacterial gel!
Is he playing Harvey Fierstein in a movie? Because he’s killing the look here.
^ WIN
“WHAT? The tryouts for the new Michelin Man are canceled?”
He really needs to spring for an overcoat.
You mean to tell me pieces of crap like Harry Potter are nominated for special effects and make up and no one gives this a second look????
+1
They might as well be pictured riding unicorns and frolicking with with faries as it’d be more believable.
Or Robert Pattinson with clean hair, kissing a girl.
In other news, Billy Zane is Orson Welles now.
Come on… It’s like he’s just inviting us to make comments…
So make one, dumbass.
Ok then. Still not as gay as your dad :)
As Bill Maher says: “NEW RULE” – if the Kardashians are going to use the word “natural” to describe anything their family does, then the Webster dictionary MUST update their definition of “normal.”
http://bit.ly/zSKzgm
He’s petting his imaginary career.
“So I said to him, how can I grow as an actress when you send me these types of scripts?”
(wow, what an ass)
“And he said to me, ‘Get some implants. That’s what you need to grow. As an actress.’ “
“O.K. ladies, it’s looking good. Try this: hold the pillows in front of your faces! Yeah, that’s the stuff! Now we’re getting usable shots!”
Fierce. And that’s just the smell.
Suck on THIS, person who said the fashion industry wasn’t interesting in Hollywood one-hit-wonders!
I don’t think that she likes his cloths this season.
haaaaaaayyy!
Future porn stars….NICE
“I’ll take your mom for $100, Alex….”
Yep, 100 pounds of oats and three boxes of sugar cubes, delivered tomorrow.
… to the coach house.
“So I shut up Sandra’s little kid like this and he never told my secret…”
Larry King is looking good these days.
The Simpsons crazy cat lady in person.
Bwahahaha
Well this is pretty much how I fantasized dying…
Just part of his daily routine–making phone calls to random people, begging them to help him escape from Sarah Jessica Parker.
He’s the new “Can you hear me now guy”?
“You’re too old for me A-Rod.”
Haha….guess we’re the only ones who noticed that.
rags for hags.
the legend of bagger vance. ah, the peat.
Photo retouching by Industrial Light and Magic.
Accent on ‘Industrial.’
He needs an “I’m with stupid” cover for his phone
+1
That dude’s going to have carry LeBron on his handlebars for the last quarter of the ride.
+1
hey its that guy from “two guys, a girl, and a pizza place.”
yes, chil’ren. that was once a real show.
Nice pull.
When did Madame Trash Heap leave the Gorgs’ Garden?
A Fraggle Rock reference – and an apt one at that?! I think I love you.
We aim to please. =)
Poor Sears–what a terrible marketing choice–going as bankrupt as Kim’s moral choices….
Really, they sell these jeans at Sears. I’m never going into a Sears again. It’s really too bad because Sears has great tools and appliances, but after seeing this, I thing I’ll go to Kmart from now on.
I get the sense he was “spinning webs” on guys long before he was Spider-Man.
I wonder if Olivia can get pregnant from the look that dude is giving her.
big coat!
….cooooo-stanza.
Oh I love this episode of Seinfeld.
It’s gortex
Meh. I liked him better as Mork.
I wonder who that dress was made for. Someone much larger than McAdams, that’s for sure.
He’s having a Dinklage flashback.
Somewhere, a fancy restaurant is missing all its doilies.
Is that an expression I see? Wow. What range!
It is accompanied by a completely off-beat stutter and grunt.
So much for the idea that all gay men are snappy dressers.
Turned away at the door again, eh Vanessa?
“You guys, I have a neck twaddle? You never told me?”
Someone’s about to get a cap in dey ass.
If you’re in London and wondering what HDTV in a singles ad means, it’s Hipster Douche Transvestite.
She’s cute and the site fails for again cutting off the starlet’s shoes.
Zoom in.
Someone just told him how old he is.
I have the sudden urge to take a pee.
Nice. Proves again the biggest mistake we ever made was teaching women to read.
He’s throwing out the one person who showed up.
SJP gets pissed if he talks to his boyfriends on the phone in the house. Doesn’t like the example it sets for the children.