The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.31.12

January 31st, 2012 // 442 Comments

Kardashian Kollection Denim: Because A Sextape Will Give Your Father Cancer

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get to see how Vanessa Hudgens reacts to her entourage telling her that she already exhausted Mexico City’s entire drug supply, Russell Brand is already back to banging inanimate objects on stage and calling it stand-up, and Kristen Stewart who apparently has no fear of real life vampires either.

Billy Zane wants to know why you never call your mother back,

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  1. Nicole

    i know that this may not be the most obvious comment when looking at this, but what is with the ridiculously long extensions? When did having hair to your waste come back in style? And its so obvious in every picture that its not all their real hair.

  2. Billy Zane
    dinosaurland
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    Is he playing Harvey Fierstein in a movie? Because he’s killing the look here.

  3. Matthew Broderick Knit Hat Puffy Jacket
    JC
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    “WHAT? The tryouts for the new Michelin Man are canceled?”

  4. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
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    You mean to tell me pieces of crap like Harry Potter are nominated for special effects and make up and no one gives this a second look????

  5. Billy Zane
    EricLr
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    In other news, Billy Zane is Orson Welles now.

  6. Tobey Maguire
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    Come on… It’s like he’s just inviting us to make comments…

  7. As Bill Maher says: “NEW RULE” – if the Kardashians are going to use the word “natural” to describe anything their family does, then the Webster dictionary MUST update their definition of “normal.”
    http://bit.ly/zSKzgm

  8. Ryan Reynolds Safe House
    EricLr
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    He’s petting his imaginary career.

  9. Olivia Wilde
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    “So I said to him, how can I grow as an actress when you send me these types of scripts?”
    (wow, what an ass)

  10. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Lingerie Pillow Fight
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “O.K. ladies, it’s looking good. Try this: hold the pillows in front of your faces! Yeah, that’s the stuff! Now we’re getting usable shots!”

  11. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Fierce. And that’s just the smell.

  12. Kristen Stewart Middle Finger Karl Lagerfeld
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Suck on THIS, person who said the fashion industry wasn’t interesting in Hollywood one-hit-wonders!

  13. Tobey Maguire
    boing
    Commented on this photo:

    haaaaaaayyy!

  14. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Lingerie Pillow Fight
    GeorgeWBush
    Commented on this photo:

    Future porn stars….NICE

  15. Billy Zane
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ll take your mom for $100, Alex….”

  16. Matthew Broderick Knit Hat Puffy Jacket
    joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, 100 pounds of oats and three boxes of sugar cubes, delivered tomorrow.

  17. Ryan Reynolds Safe House
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    “So I shut up Sandra’s little kid like this and he never told my secret…”

  18. Matthew Broderick Knit Hat Puffy Jacket
    Scully
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    Larry King is looking good these days.

  19. Steven Tyler
    joe
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    The Simpsons crazy cat lady in person.

  20. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Lingerie Pillow Fight
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    Well this is pretty much how I fantasized dying…

  21. Matthew Broderick Knit Hat Puffy Jacket
    EricLr
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    Just part of his daily routine–making phone calls to random people, begging them to help him escape from Sarah Jessica Parker.

  22. Matthew Broderick Knit Hat Puffy Jacket
    tlmck
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    He’s the new “Can you hear me now guy”?

  23. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “You’re too old for me A-Rod.”

  24. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    HenryHill
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    rags for hags.

  25. Billy Zane
    HenryHill
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    the legend of bagger vance. ah, the peat.

  26. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    Commented on this photo:

    Photo retouching by Industrial Light and Magic.

  27. Tobey Maguire
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He needs an “I’m with stupid” cover for his phone

  28. LeBron James Helmet Bike Pants
    it had to be said
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    That dude’s going to have carry LeBron on his handlebars for the last quarter of the ride.

  29. Ryan Reynolds Safe House
    HenryHill
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    hey its that guy from “two guys, a girl, and a pizza place.”

    yes, chil’ren. that was once a real show.

  30. Steven Tyler
    Beltliner
    Commented on this photo:

    When did Madame Trash Heap leave the Gorgs’ Garden?

  31. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    ksmack
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    Poor Sears–what a terrible marketing choice–going as bankrupt as Kim’s moral choices….

    • Kathy

      Really, they sell these jeans at Sears. I’m never going into a Sears again. It’s really too bad because Sears has great tools and appliances, but after seeing this, I thing I’ll go to Kmart from now on.

  32. Tobey Maguire
    it had to be said
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    I get the sense he was “spinning webs” on guys long before he was Spider-Man.

  33. Olivia Wilde
    it had to be said
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    I wonder if Olivia can get pregnant from the look that dude is giving her.

  34. Matthew Broderick Knit Hat Puffy Jacket
    HenryHill
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    big coat!

    ….cooooo-stanza.

  35. Billy Zane
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh. I liked him better as Mork.

  36. Rachel McAdams Legs Minidress
    it had to be said
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    I wonder who that dress was made for. Someone much larger than McAdams, that’s for sure.

  37. Ryan Reynolds Safe House
    it had to be said
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    He’s having a Dinklage flashback.

  38. Rachel McAdams Legs Minidress
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Somewhere, a fancy restaurant is missing all its doilies.

  39. Kristen Stewart Middle Finger Karl Lagerfeld
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that an expression I see? Wow. What range!

  40. Tobey Maguire
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    So much for the idea that all gay men are snappy dressers.

  41. Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage Journey 2 The Mysterious Island
    Frank Burns
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    Turned away at the door again, eh Vanessa?

  42. Steven Tyler
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “You guys, I have a neck twaddle? You never told me?”

  43. Denzel Washington Safe House
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone’s about to get a cap in dey ass.

  44. Russell Brand
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    If you’re in London and wondering what HDTV in a singles ad means, it’s Hipster Douche Transvestite.

  45. Rachel McAdams Legs Minidress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s cute and the site fails for again cutting off the starlet’s shoes.

  46. Steven Tyler
    EricLr
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    Someone just told him how old he is.

  47. Kourtney Kardashian Kim Kardashian Khloe Kardashian Topless
    Commented on this photo:

    I have the sudden urge to take a pee.

  48. Jordan Carver Destiny Danger Lingerie Pillow Fight
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Nice. Proves again the biggest mistake we ever made was teaching women to read.

  49. Russell Brand
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s throwing out the one person who showed up.

  50. Matthew Broderick Knit Hat Puffy Jacket
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    SJP gets pissed if he talks to his boyfriends on the phone in the house. Doesn’t like the example it sets for the children.

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