The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.29.13

January 29th, 2013 // 388 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you not only by Kate Upton‘s, but also Kelly Brook‘s considerable uh, talents. They want you to buy things and you should, because their breasts asked nicely. And as if to completely negate those two perfect, bulging examples of capitalism in its finest moment, we’ve also got Brandi Glanville at her book signing. She titled it ‘Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders’ so, you know what? Instead of continuing here, I’m just going to gaze at my state school diploma for a while and sob for humanity.

“Yes Dad, my advisor said there’s tons of career options for Communications majors.” *hangs up phone, heads to happy hour for 50 cent beers* - Photo Boy, circa 2001

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  1. Simon Cowell Holding Cocaine Vial
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    I don’t think he uses the stuff in the vial, he just likes the smell.

  2. Larry King Hugging Arsenio Hall Tongue Out NATPE
    Karma's Bastard Child
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    Odd Couple remake?

  3. Kate Upton Cleavage Sam Edelman Shoes Ad
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    Non-gender specific porn…

  4. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
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    Cool mascara bro!

  5. Jaden Smith Gang Signs Bandana Balcony
    Juch
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    Dew rag up high, frosted hair, jewelry, Beiber concert . . . looks like gay runs in the family.

  6. Bill Gates Headphones German Development Ministry
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    “Jobs was right… This iPod IS better than the zune…
    Oh yeah, and I’m still alive motherf**cker…”

  7. Larry King Hugging Arsenio Hall Tongue Out NATPE
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    Lemon Party?

  8. Prince Charles Circle Sports Visit
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    “Can you believe this woman? She wanted my sausage fingers inside of her..Absolutely mad this one…”

  9. Kelly Brook Flight Attendant Sky Ad
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    “Hi Stewardess…can I get another blanket? I spilled, uh, Gogurt on this one.”

  10. Anne Hathaway Legs Short Shorts Giant Hat
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    Keep taking those long strides and she’ll have another “accident”…

  11. Angela Bassett GMA
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    Thought it was a fart…

    SHART!

  12. Anne Hathaway Legs Short Shorts Giant Hat
    Karma's Bastard Child
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    I knew it was Anne Hathaway from the thumbnail. The weird clothes, awkward body, general aura of creepiness.

  13. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Holding Drinking And Tweeting Book
    Smapdi
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    Its a hollow book, concealing a flask of vodka, right?

  14. Michael Imperioli Long Hair Scarf Retreat Screening 28th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
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    Always at odds and jealous of his brother’s success, Fabio’s rebellious sibling finds it completely acceptable that it is butter.

  15. Larry King Hugging Arsenio Hall Tongue Out NATPE
    Chango
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    I didn’t think Katie Couric could pull off the suspenders look so well.

  16. Courtney Stodden Tight Shirt Twitter
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    Someone stopped by the garden hose for a refill today.

  17. Jaden Smith Gang Signs Bandana Balcony
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    Jaden, don’t ever go to prison… You’d be passed around more times than a porn mag…

  18. Angela Bassett GMA
    Karma's Bastard Child
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    Obviously she’s not a morning person.

  19. Larry King Hugging Arsenio Hall Tongue Out NATPE
    Juch
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    “Caught ya! Now, take me to your pot of Colt 45.”

  20. Courtney Stodden Tight Shirt Twitter
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    Holy shit! She’s dressed! Still tacky as fuck, but dressed nonetheless!

  21. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Holding Drinking And Tweeting Book
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    Rinking and Weeting?

  22. Rita Ora Cleavage
    Jeremy
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    Rita Ora successfully hits the brown note, but at what cost?

  23. Kate Upton Cleavage Sam Edelman Shoes Ad
    Juch
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    And somewhere in the world, Quentin Tarantino’s balls just exploded.

  24. Bill Gates Headphones German Development Ministry
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    ::Presses repeat::

    “Chapter 16: Gates and Jobs…”

  25. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Holding Drinking And Tweeting Book
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I really have no excuse for not writing a book and not having it be a best seller.

    Glanville > Rimes

  26. Dita Von Teese Mischa Barton Lambertz Monday Night
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    That’s a weird mix of people… Von Teese, Barton, and E.T.

  27. Larry King Hugging Arsenio Hall Tongue Out NATPE
    Where's Dildo
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    To Shrek’s surprise, Lord Farquaad and Donkey had been cavorting behind his back the whole time.

  28. David Beckham Grabbing Butt Adidas Commercial
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    “You’ve enjoyed all the power you’ve been given, haven’t you? I wonder how you’d take to working in a pocket calculator.”

  29. Adrienne Bailon Side Boob HYPNOTIQ Valentines Day Cocktail Recipe Launch
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Please occlude more of that titty, thanks.

  30. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Sydney
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    “It’s not mascara! It’s Hawkeye-liner!”

  31. Rita Ora Cleavage
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    Suzi Quatro did Bowie?

  32. Jaden Smith Gang Signs Bandana Balcony
    Karma's Bastard Child
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    Playing Romeo and Juliet is every actor’s dream. But who plays Romeo?

  33. Rita Ora Cleavage
    pavement_smear
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    She’s pushing out her next single.

  34. Courtney Stodden Tight Shirt Twitter
    elephantman
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    I hate to say it folks but I’d hit it!

  35. Kelly Brook Flight Attendant Sky Ad
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    If only the flight attendants actually looked like this.

  36. Kim Kardashian Yoga Pants Shirt Tied Around Waist
    elephantman
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    Her ass is gonna get HUGE!

  37. Kate Upton Cleavage Sam Edelman Shoes Ad
    karlito
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    she’s the great-grand daughter of the co-founder of Whirlpool yet she has this need to walk around half naked every day. thankyou!!

  38. Larry King Hugging Arsenio Hall Tongue Out NATPE
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    Dumb and Dumber.

  39. Michael Imperioli Long Hair Scarf Retreat Screening 28th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    farrellthib
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    Scott Stapp

  40. Edita Vilkeviciute Bikini Victorias Secret
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    Good gravy!

  41. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Holding Drinking And Tweeting Book
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    It turned out that she was just signing copies of books she had gotten as gifts, but never read.

  42. Bill Gates Headphones German Development Ministry
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    That’s right…you @#$%’ers have fun trying to figure out Windows 8!

  43. Katharine McPhee O Face Jack Davenport Smash Set
    DeucePickle
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    I used to have to watch that show with my girlfriend. Fucking Terrible

  44. Michael Imperioli Long Hair Scarf Retreat Screening 28th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    Joe
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    With arms wide open
    Under the sunlight
    Welcome to this place
    I’ll show you everything

  45. Dita Von Teese Mischa Barton Lambertz Monday Night
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    More like Mischa Pigeon amirite?

    BTW, “instant” galleries aren’t working anymore.

  46. Kelly Brook Flight Attendant Sky Ad
    karlito
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    remembber the good old days when you weren’t crammed into your seat. the seats are no more than 3 feet apart.

    • If this airplane cramming means Kelly Brook is more likely to brush her hip against my arm as she walks up and down the aisle, then I will gladly squeeze myself in coach.

  47. Dita Von Teese Mischa Barton Lambertz Monday Night
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    Mischa: “Who was that lady I saw you with Dita?”
    Dita: “That was no lady, that was my wife. Now I’m going to sing a little song while you drink an entire glass of water.”

  48. Kate Upton Cleavage Sam Edelman Shoes Ad
    Cock Dr
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    Those shoes all look like they were dragged out of the bottom of Amy Winehouse’s closet.
    Except the ones on Kate’s feet….those are good.
    Kate’s good too.

  49. Michael Imperioli Long Hair Scarf Retreat Screening 28th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    karlito
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    hey, i thought Tony killed him a few years ago.

  50. Anne Hathaway Legs Short Shorts Giant Hat
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    she’s “special”

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