Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you not only by Kate Upton‘s, but also Kelly Brook‘s considerable uh, talents. They want you to buy things and you should, because their breasts asked nicely. And as if to completely negate those two perfect, bulging examples of capitalism in its finest moment, we’ve also got Brandi Glanville at her book signing. She titled it ‘Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders’ so, you know what? Instead of continuing here, I’m just going to gaze at my state school diploma for a while and sob for humanity.
“Yes Dad, my advisor said there’s tons of career options for Communications majors.” *hangs up phone, heads to happy hour for 50 cent beers* - Photo Boy, circa 2001
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I don’t think he uses the stuff in the vial, he just likes the smell.
Odd Couple remake?
Ebony & fossilized Ivory
Non-gender specific porn…
Cool mascara bro!
Dew rag up high, frosted hair, jewelry, Beiber concert . . . looks like gay runs in the family.
Not Just Gay, Uber Gay
“Jobs was right… This iPod IS better than the zune…
Oh yeah, and I’m still alive motherf**cker…”
Lemon Party?
“Can you believe this woman? She wanted my sausage fingers inside of her..Absolutely mad this one…”
“Hi Stewardess…can I get another blanket? I spilled, uh, Gogurt on this one.”
Keep taking those long strides and she’ll have another “accident”…
Thought it was a fart…
SHART!
I knew it was Anne Hathaway from the thumbnail. The weird clothes, awkward body, general aura of creepiness.
I thought it was Crispin Glover. For the same reasons.
Its a hollow book, concealing a flask of vodka, right?
Always at odds and jealous of his brother’s success, Fabio’s rebellious sibling finds it completely acceptable that it is butter.
I didn’t think Katie Couric could pull off the suspenders look so well.
Someone stopped by the garden hose for a refill today.
Jaden, don’t ever go to prison… You’d be passed around more times than a porn mag…
Obviously she’s not a morning person.
“Caught ya! Now, take me to your pot of Colt 45.”
Holy shit! She’s dressed! Still tacky as fuck, but dressed nonetheless!
Rinking and Weeting?
Rita Ora successfully hits the brown note, but at what cost?
And somewhere in the world, Quentin Tarantino’s balls just exploded.
::Presses repeat::
“Chapter 16: Gates and Jobs…”
I really have no excuse for not writing a book and not having it be a best seller.
Glanville > Rimes
That’s a weird mix of people… Von Teese, Barton, and E.T.
Why are you counting Mischa Barton twice?
Good eye man, I totally heard the X-files whistle when I saw that.
they have the same dealer.
To Shrek’s surprise, Lord Farquaad and Donkey had been cavorting behind his back the whole time.
“You’ve enjoyed all the power you’ve been given, haven’t you? I wonder how you’d take to working in a pocket calculator.”
Please occlude more of that titty, thanks.
“It’s not mascara! It’s Hawkeye-liner!”
Suzi Quatro did Bowie?
Playing Romeo and Juliet is every actor’s dream. But who plays Romeo?
She’s pushing out her next single.
I hate to say it folks but I’d hit it!
The problem is her nasty STDs would HIT BACK!
Like the fist of an angry god…
If only the flight attendants actually looked like this.
I remember when they did.
KLM still looks pretty good. Not like THIS, but pretty good. And if you get an Air Canada flight out of Montreal, sometimes you can luck out. I had one that was a fitness model. Sheeeeeeeeat.
I’m flying on the wrong airlines. I get the middle-aged women and the bald dudes.
Her ass is gonna get HUGE!
Her ass is so bg now, when she sits down, she’s three feet taller.
she’s the great-grand daughter of the co-founder of Whirlpool yet she has this need to walk around half naked every day. thankyou!!
Dumb and Dumber.
Scott Stapp
Scott Bakula
Good gravy!
It turned out that she was just signing copies of books she had gotten as gifts, but never read.
Most of theme are my Dr. Suess.
That’s right…you @#$%’ers have fun trying to figure out Windows 8!
I used to have to watch that show with my girlfriend. Fucking Terrible
With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I’ll show you everything
More like Mischa Pigeon amirite?
BTW, “instant” galleries aren’t working anymore.
remembber the good old days when you weren’t crammed into your seat. the seats are no more than 3 feet apart.
If this airplane cramming means Kelly Brook is more likely to brush her hip against my arm as she walks up and down the aisle, then I will gladly squeeze myself in coach.
Mischa: “Who was that lady I saw you with Dita?”
Dita: “That was no lady, that was my wife. Now I’m going to sing a little song while you drink an entire glass of water.”
Those shoes all look like they were dragged out of the bottom of Amy Winehouse’s closet.
Except the ones on Kate’s feet….those are good.
Kate’s good too.
Closet, or casket?
hey, i thought Tony killed him a few years ago.
she’s “special”