The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.29.13

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed brought to you not only by Kate Upton’s, but also Kelly Brook’s considerable uh, talents. They want you to buy things and you should, because their breasts asked nicely. And as if to completely negate those two perfect, bulging examples of capitalism in its finest moment, we’ve also got Brandi Glanville at her book signing. She titled it ‘Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders’ so, you know what? Instead of continuing here, I’m just going to gaze at my state school diploma for a while and sob for humanity.

“Yes Dad, my advisor said there’s tons of career options for Communications majors.” *hangs up phone, heads to happy hour for 50 cent beers* - Photo Boy, circa 2001

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