Welcome to a very important The Crap We Missed, where we’ve finally uncovered definitive proof, thanks to John Legend blowing his cover, that Obama really does have a secret flying assassin squad known as the Neomuslim Intelligence Gathering Guardian Escort Regiment, or N.I.– uh, you know what? Maybe some secrets are better left alone. Let’s just forget all that just happened back there and enjoy Bill Clinton continuing to photobomb the shit out of the inauguration, Julianne Hough giving a lucky fan the ‘Ryan’s Fave’ pose, and Lacey Banghard, who’s back with a stern warning for dogs who won’t wear condoms.
Allergic to latex, huh Rex? So was I in college…so was I,
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Wow, it’s like we’re made for each other…
I had the same face when I saw her chest…
This is meant to be..
Clinton – “You’re wife smells good. She’s soft and cuddly like a big teddy bear. Hey, Obama…this is how it’s done, my friend. Go get Bidens wife”.
Except that’s not Biden Clinton’s talking to. I’m pretty sure it’s Chuck Schumer.
Oh, shit. I didn’t even notice the woman Clinton was hugging. Schumer’s wife’s fault for wearing black.
“Sammy Davis Jr. Can kiss my ass…”
“Yes, I will be starring in Jackass 4: Maid in America”
“Barry, get me that blonde’s digits!”
Could you guys move on to some other fetish besides pregnant women? Its tiresome.
sigh, yet another casualty of the photo slider
Russell Brand is pregnant? Holy shit!
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s suuuuuuppppperrrrr douche!!!!!!
“But it’s cool when Russel Brand does it!”
“No, Shia…it’s really not.”
Muy Caliente!
Wow, those signs could be telling me to kill all dogs and cats and I would never care/notice…
I fucking hate you, “Shia LeBeouf”.
If I had a name like that I’d probably be as big of a alcoholic wannabe hipster as you are.
It was his destiny to fuck off.
The Kardashians apparently can’t, either.
I’m with Denzel on this one… What the fuck is that?!?
Come to mama, Coast Guard…enter the swirling vortex that is my vagina.
I would fault them but then again boobs are my kryptonite as well…
“Take it easy, Honey Boo Boo.”
[Insert a whole slew of celebrities] has not fared well….
Joan Collins was my go-to.
Holllly shit….
I just “googled” her and those are some PERFECT tits.
BangHard!
This is why you need to restore zoom, Fish
Dude, she’s 10 years old . . .
“…that’s,… that’s terrible, I’m sorry”
whats this from?
Come on Rover, if anyone is going to fuck my daughter in public, it will be me. Too far?
Yep.
All of Sean Penn’s natural douchiness without any of Sean Penn’s natural talent.
What’s with every female person painting her nails those gray-ish colors [gray-ish purple, gray-ish blue, gray-ish brown, etc.] lately? Do they all read the same magazines?
Who’s looking at her nails?
Chicks. Chicks notice these things.
well duh. :)
Glad you said ‘female person’ or we would have thought you were talking about cats, chipmunks, etc., using nail polish.
I’ve never felt worse about America in my entire life.
One day.
One.
More than another.
The other,
that day,
those people,
too many,
too personal,
but not.
People you know know,
but you yourself know not.
Crashing down,
all frown,
hurting,
walking,
silently screaming,
slowly running,
often feeling nothing.
Seeing the lucky ones fleeing,
seeing those trapped inside.
Cry.
Cry.
It’s OK.
It’s not OK.
Smile if it’s natural
Feel alive.
The president speaks,
The situation reeks an act of war.
I enter my room, close the door
Sit here.
Here where buildings do not fall to the floor.
we young will experience much more
future, liberty, the freedom to mope about in poetry.
My brother I love you.
Old friends and family too.
Safe for now glad to know I’m alive with all of you.
Feel what is real feel later heal.
One.
One person feeling the same as all the rest.
Please let us act and do what is best.
tldr
Damn! You beat me to it.
seriously^ that made me laugh. out loud even.
I was wondering what happened to Louie Anderson.
She is so hot I would suck her vagina until I was sucking on her intestines like a dick
I’m guessing your dad sent you to a religious school… and you failed anatomy class.
Must have been Catholic school.
…and squeezing those luscious boobs – like… bags of… sand.
How many times have you had to convince yourself that thing in your mouth was intestines and not a dick?
This is why I don’t vote
Go back to england you useless fuck
No kidding! Why is he even allowed to stay. Is the US suffering from some critical douchebag shortage that I don’t know about?
You sent us Jeremy Piven, we send you Russell Brand in return.
Fair? I think so.
“You’d still sleep with me, wouldn’t you? You would? awwwww”
left one by a mile
Absolutely! Would be good to see more of her.
I ruined a state, then I knocked up a Mexican housekeeper. Then the bastard walked around my house for 10 years until my wife finally looked at him. Then I got divorced.
… And that’s the story of how I ended up starring in a film with a guy whose claim to fame was getting shot in the nuts with paint guns.
that’s one fine blow-up doll!
‘Blue Monday’ commemorates the many models who die of exposure around this time every year
Eyes wide shut indeed…
Perfection.
Who left Barbie out in the rain?
Looks like she rusted too.
I would randomly hit them.
He’s actually having air sex with his twitter girlfriend.
OMG is nothing sacred, now we’ve got a black Peter Pan…in a tux.
Old age is sneaking up on Obama
More please…
Would this fucker just bleed out already?
Looks Tom’s secret agents finally got her brain.
Is this the latest incarnation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula?
Cher did it better…
She’s the hottest zombie in town.
Any port in a storm.
Dearest Katy,
If you’re not showing your tits, we really just don’t care about you.
Sincerely,
The World
Vaccinate her and bring her to me.
Waiting for discharged seamen