The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 1.22.13

January 22nd, 2013 // 350 Comments

Welcome to a very important The Crap We Missed, where we’ve finally uncovered definitive proof, thanks to John Legend blowing his cover, that Obama really does have a secret flying assassin squad known as the Neomuslim Intelligence Gathering Guardian Escort Regiment, or N.I.– uh, you know what? Maybe some secrets are better left alone. Let’s just forget all that just happened back there and enjoy Bill Clinton continuing to photobomb the shit out of the inauguration, Julianne Hough giving a lucky fan the ‘Ryan’s Fave’ pose, and Lacey Banghard, who’s back with a stern warning for dogs who won’t wear condoms.

Allergic to latex, huh Rex? So was I in college…so was I,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Salma Hayek Cleavage Giambattista Valli Parterre Fashion Show
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    Wow, it’s like we’re made for each other…
    I had the same face when I saw her chest…
    This is meant to be..

  2. President Obama Bill Clinton
    Toe Jam
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    Clinton – “You’re wife smells good. She’s soft and cuddly like a big teddy bear. Hey, Obama…this is how it’s done, my friend. Go get Bidens wife”.

  3. John Legend Hovering In Air Inaugural Ball
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    “Sammy Davis Jr. Can kiss my ass…”

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
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    “Yes, I will be starring in Jackass 4: Maid in America”

  5. President Obama Bill Clinton
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    “Barry, get me that blonde’s digits!”

  6. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Afghan Yoga Mat
    Juch
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    Could you guys move on to some other fetish besides pregnant women? Its tiresome.

  7. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Skinny Jeans The Necessary Death Of Charlie Countryman Premiere Sundance Film Festival
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    “But it’s cool when Russel Brand does it!”
    “No, Shia…it’s really not.”

  8. Salma Hayek Cleavage Giambattista Valli Parterre Fashion Show
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    Muy Caliente!

  9. Lacey Banghard Nipples Cleavage PETA Photocall
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    Wow, those signs could be telling me to kill all dogs and cats and I would never care/notice…

  10. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Skinny Jeans The Necessary Death Of Charlie Countryman Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    Deacon Jones
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    I fucking hate you, “Shia LeBeouf”.

    If I had a name like that I’d probably be as big of a alcoholic wannabe hipster as you are.

  11. Lacey Banghard Nipples Cleavage PETA Photocall
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    The Kardashians apparently can’t, either.

  12. Denzel Washington Plattenbau-Princess Cindy Von Marzahn Wetten, Dass?
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    I’m with Denzel on this one… What the fuck is that?!?

  13. Rita Ora Swimsuit Twitter
    Slip Knot
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    Come to mama, Coast Guard…enter the swirling vortex that is my vagina.

  14. Katy Perry Posing With Congressman At The Inauguration
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    I would fault them but then again boobs are my kryptonite as well…

  15. Denzel Washington Plattenbau-Princess Cindy Von Marzahn Wetten, Dass?
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    “Take it easy, Honey Boo Boo.”

  16. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Minidress Pink Car
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    [Insert a whole slew of celebrities] has not fared well….

  17. Lacey Banghard Nipples Cleavage PETA Photocall
    Deacon Jones
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    Holllly shit….

    I just “googled” her and those are some PERFECT tits.

  18. Stephen Moyer Daughter Lilac Stitting On The Ground
    Deacon Jones
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    This is why you need to restore zoom, Fish

  19. Julianne Hough Legs Short Shorts NEW.MUSIC.LIVE
    Deacon Jones
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    “…that’s,… that’s terrible, I’m sorry”

    whats this from?

  20. Stephen Moyer Daughter Lilac Stitting On The Ground
    Zipper
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    Come on Rover, if anyone is going to fuck my daughter in public, it will be me. Too far?

  21. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Skinny Jeans The Necessary Death Of Charlie Countryman Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
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    All of Sean Penn’s natural douchiness without any of Sean Penn’s natural talent.

  22. Salma Hayek Cleavage Giambattista Valli Parterre Fashion Show
    catapostrophe
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    What’s with every female person painting her nails those gray-ish colors [gray-ish purple, gray-ish blue, gray-ish brown, etc.] lately? Do they all read the same magazines?

  23. Ke$ha Awful Makeup RIAA Presidential Inaugural Charity Benefit
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’ve never felt worse about America in my entire life.

  24. Leelee Sobieski Christian Dior Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture Fashion Show
    farrellthib
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    One day.
    One.
    More than another.
    The other,
    that day,
    those people,
    too many,
    too personal,
    but not.
    People you know know,
    but you yourself know not.
    Crashing down,
    all frown,
    hurting,
    walking,
    silently screaming,
    slowly running,
    often feeling nothing.
    Seeing the lucky ones fleeing,
    seeing those trapped inside.
    Cry.
    Cry.
    It’s OK.
    It’s not OK.
    Smile if it’s natural
    Feel alive.
    The president speaks,
    The situation reeks an act of war.
    I enter my room, close the door
    Sit here.
    Here where buildings do not fall to the floor.
    we young will experience much more
    future, liberty, the freedom to mope about in poetry.
    My brother I love you.
    Old friends and family too.
    Safe for now glad to know I’m alive with all of you.
    Feel what is real feel later heal.
    One.
    One person feeling the same as all the rest.
    Please let us act and do what is best.

  25. Denzel Washington Plattenbau-Princess Cindy Von Marzahn Wetten, Dass?
    Deacon Jones
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    I was wondering what happened to Louie Anderson.

  26. Salma Hayek Cleavage Giambattista Valli Parterre Fashion Show
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    She is so hot I would suck her vagina until I was sucking on her intestines like a dick

  27. Stephen Moyer Daughter Lilac Stitting On The Ground
    diego
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    This is why I don’t vote

  28. Russell Brand Fuzzy Boots Afghan Yoga Mat
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    Go back to england you useless fuck

  29. Imogen Thomas Naket Pregnant Belly
    Deacon Jones
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    “You’d still sleep with me, wouldn’t you? You would? awwwww”

  30. Random Models To Cheer People Up On Blue Monday
    Deacon Jones
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    left one by a mile

  31. Arnold Schwarzenegger Johnny Knoxville The Last Stand Press Conference
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I ruined a state, then I knocked up a Mexican housekeeper. Then the bastard walked around my house for 10 years until my wife finally looked at him. Then I got divorced.

    … And that’s the story of how I ended up starring in a film with a guy whose claim to fame was getting shot in the nuts with paint guns.

  32. Salma Hayek Cleavage Giambattista Valli Parterre Fashion Show
    CK
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    that’s one fine blow-up doll!

  33. Random Models To Cheer People Up On Blue Monday
    B&WMinstrel
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    ‘Blue Monday’ commemorates the many models who die of exposure around this time every year

  34. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Stoker Premiere Sundance Film Festival
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    Eyes wide shut indeed…

  35. Salma Hayek Cleavage Giambattista Valli Parterre Fashion Show
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    Perfection.

  36. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Stoker Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    B&WMinstrel
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    Who left Barbie out in the rain?

  37. Random Models To Cheer People Up On Blue Monday
    Jame van Froog
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    I would randomly hit them.

  38. John Legend Hovering In Air Inaugural Ball
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    He’s actually having air sex with his twitter girlfriend.

  39. John Legend Hovering In Air Inaugural Ball
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG is nothing sacred, now we’ve got a black Peter Pan…in a tux.

  40. President Obama Bill Clinton
    B&WMinstrel
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    Old age is sneaking up on Obama

  41. Lacey Banghard Nipples Cleavage PETA Photocall
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    More please…

  42. Prince Charles Wilmslow High School
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    Would this fucker just bleed out already?

  43. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Stoker Premiere Sundance Film Festival
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks Tom’s secret agents finally got her brain.

  44. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Stoker Premiere Sundance Film Festival
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    Is this the latest incarnation of Bram Stoker’s Dracula?

  45. Stephen Moyer Daughter Lilac Stitting On The Ground
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    Cher did it better…

  46. Salma Hayek Cleavage Giambattista Valli Parterre Fashion Show
    Valentina
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s the hottest zombie in town.

  47. Rita Ora Swimsuit Twitter
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    Any port in a storm.

  48. Katy Perry Posing With Congressman At The Inauguration
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    Dearest Katy,

    If you’re not showing your tits, we really just don’t care about you.

    Sincerely,

    The World

  49. John Legend Hovering In Air Inaugural Ball
    Bonky
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    Vaccinate her and bring her to me.

  50. Rita Ora Swimsuit Twitter
    B&WMinstrel
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    Waiting for discharged seamen

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