I often tell myself you can’t just sit down and write a book. I should stop doing that.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rihanna and Jessie J demonstrating they have the same choreographer (and/or spandex allergy), Obama realizing Bill Clinton was right, these conferences do bring the bitches, Rebecca Gayheart moving in for the kill, a Busy Phillips panty flash and proof that you can find true love in Hollywood, it just takes a shit-ton of heroin and sexual addiction.
Today’s Final Five has a happy ending,
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After seeing this, Chris Brown hired Michael Lohan as a consultant on vagina kicking.
I see London. I see France.
Does VIP mean something different in French?
“I loved all your roles, my Mexican friend… The gardener, the valet, the grocery store clerk…”
Apparently being a professional whore was not shame enough…
Yeah, they keep branching out with ridiculous clothing lines.
Wow, I’m not sure what magic Mike is gonna put up his butt..
I thought NYC regulations required bridles. I guess I’m wrong.
What do you think those sunglasses do???
Those are the blinders. Bridles are still required even with those on.
SPIDER PIG
SPIDER PIG
Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does
Can he swing
From a web
No he can’t
He’s a pig
LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!
He is a SPIDER PIG!!
Sindel really let herself go.
“Ummmhummmm that’s right sweet thing… gonna tap that tonight…”
Up the Xylem. Down the Phloem.
Love this.
Yep, that’s a LOT of Jessica Alba in Beverly Hills. Looks like she may be spilling over into Bel Air also.
Of all the things my Jewish brethren have done, escorting this tanned ewok is probably our worst…
nailing Jesus to the cross comes in a distant second to this.
I thought Jews were not supposed to get tattoos?
Isn’t this kind of a slap in the face to the religion?
Funny…he doesn’t look Drewish.
Right. Every Jew everywhere keeps kosher and doesn’t eat pork or shrimp. Goodness, how did we keep all the Chinese restaurants in business for all those years?
He’s Henry Rollinsberg.
…man… feld… sky… ovitch.
actually the bible itself specifically prohibits tattoos…like direct command from god, not some drunken ramblings of an obscure prophet. So make what you will of “christians” who think tattoos are great. It’s like they spit right in gods face, or dipped their nuts in his beer while he was off taking a piss.
Yeah well the tattoo pales in comparison to not stuffing this diseased ewok in a cannon and shooting her into space…
You could write a book about that.
Did someone spill some coke here?
This is Snooki, not Lindsay.
Oh, so they spilled some cock here.
It’s obvious that they are deeply in love and they make a cute couple.
Ohh Tyra, I really really like you, but what’s up with the excessive makeup and the tacky outfit ???? Been a little bit to much in Jersey lately ?? C’mon you would trash the girls in ANTM if they show up looking like that on panel.
I think she looks very pretty in this picture. Can’t please everyone.
nappy-headed ho.
ONLY GOOD LOOKING WOMEN ARE GOOD FOR FUCKING!
TYRA IS GOOD FOR A HUMAN MOP WITH CHANGEABLE WEAVES!
Sudden craving from some KFC breast and thighs….and I just ate.
Nice try but you can’t just sweep this under a rug.
Mere seconds after this photo was snapped, she asked the photographer: “You want a date?”
Let’s try to keep the Cruela DeVille comments to a minimum here people
hahaha.
I was typing 101 … below and saw your post.
DAMN YOU.
Very Itchy Pubes
Good one… what’s with these chicks grabbing their crotches these days… it ain’t cute!
kind of her point
Baby: “Sure, I’ve seen her naked, sucked dem titties and been all up in that pussy., Neh-neh-neh neh-neh! Phhhhhttttt!”
A little vaseline will fix that.
My how the mediocre have fallen.
The dude in the back with the glasses is a total badass
haha you know he’s thinking “what a bunch of assholes”
what.
the.
fuck.
In Chris Brown’s defense…you do kind of want to punch her in the face, don’t you?
I should be offended by this as a woman, but I find it hilarious instead. I’m a bad person…
Golden Internet Award Nominee
agreed
I feel certain sense of exasperation.
Come on now, quit the teasing, bring out the men and do the live XXX sex show.
hey doc, she pretty much does already…but for some reason we never get to *see the photos* of her shoving the faces of everyone in the front row into her crotch one by one, or when she brings someone on stage and sits on their face, or stills of the s&m porn clip that runs on the big screen behind the stage, etc
I want to punch her in the twat.
Looks like someone may have already beat you to the punch
greasy manlove…legalize it!
Don’t criticize it!
fantasize it!
Evidently there are no curbs on the forest moon of Endor.
Rachel Dratch
Oh no, I am last!
the prettyboy with moobs. the caveman with the camera eye. power combo.
I bet she’s a joy to spend 8 hours next to on an airplane.
you can get an STD without even joining the mile high club.
She just looks like Patient Zero of a new airborne strain of herpes.
Isn’t ET supposed to be IN the basket?
Aaahahahahahaha!
LOL!
BAHAHAHA
Looks like he likes the smell of his own farts (or someone elses).
How much for that doggy-style in the window?
Even trannys have to adjust the equipment occasionally.
hmm i could get busy wit dat
asphinctersayswhat?
Oh Maggie…how I’d love to give you a creamy upper lip…
sweet culo
I’m surprised she got those bracelets back after fisting the Situation.
Is she the one from the Munsters or the one from The Adams Family?
“uhhhhh, this mike is magic, GRRRRRR!”
Was her nail polish wet and she tried to gift wrap presents?
QUACK!
Gwynnie calls him Leonard.
This is how I surf.See it’s easy.
What is this I don’t even?