The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.22.11

September 22nd, 2011 // 550 Comments

I often tell myself you can’t just sit down and write a book. I should stop doing that.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Rihanna and Jessie J demonstrating they have the same choreographer (and/or spandex allergy), Obama realizing Bill Clinton was right, these conferences do bring the bitches, Rebecca Gayheart moving in for the kill, a Busy Phillips panty flash and proof that you can find true love in Hollywood, it just takes a shit-ton of heroin and sexual addiction.

Today’s Final Five has a happy ending,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rihanna Crotch Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    After seeing this, Chris Brown hired Michael Lohan as a consultant on vagina kicking.

  2. Busy Philipps Upskirt Panty Flash
    Aaron
    Commented on this photo:

    I see London. I see France.

  3. Jessie J Unitard Crotch Grab
    Carlton Banks
    Commented on this photo:

    Does VIP mean something different in French?

  4. Russell Brand Mario Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    “I loved all your roles, my Mexican friend… The gardener, the valet, the grocery store clerk…”

  5. Kendra Wilkinson Pajamas Blanket
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently being a professional whore was not shame enough…

  6. Channing Tatum Magic Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, I’m not sure what magic Mike is gonna put up his butt..

  7. Sarah Jessica Parker Denim
    Aaron
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought NYC regulations required bridles. I guess I’m wrong.

  8. Rihanna Crotch Grab
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    SPIDER PIG
    SPIDER PIG
    Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does
    Can he swing
    From a web
    No he can’t
    He’s a pig
    LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!
    He is a SPIDER PIG!!

  9. Roseanne Barr
    Carlton Banks
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    Sindel really let herself go.

  10. President Barack Obama Clinton Global Initiative
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    “Ummmhummmm that’s right sweet thing… gonna tap that tonight…”

  11. Jessica Alba Pregnant Breasts
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Up the Xylem. Down the Phloem.

  12. Jessica Alba Pregnant Breasts
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, that’s a LOT of Jessica Alba in Beverly Hills. Looks like she may be spilling over into Bel Air also.

  13. Snooki Fall Down Nightclub
    Commented on this photo:

    Of all the things my Jewish brethren have done, escorting this tanned ewok is probably our worst…

  14. Kendra Wilkinson Pajamas Blanket
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    You could write a book about that.

  15. Snooki Fall Down Nightclub
    the old guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Did someone spill some coke here?

  16. Russell Brand Mario Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s obvious that they are deeply in love and they make a cute couple.

  17. Tyra Banks Cleavage
    KV
    Commented on this photo:

    Ohh Tyra, I really really like you, but what’s up with the excessive makeup and the tacky outfit ???? Been a little bit to much in Jersey lately ?? C’mon you would trash the girls in ANTM if they show up looking like that on panel.

  18. Jessica Alba Pregnant Breasts
    GeorgeWBush
    Commented on this photo:

    Sudden craving from some KFC breast and thighs….and I just ate.

  19. Kendra Wilkinson Pajamas Blanket
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice try but you can’t just sweep this under a rug.

  20. Paula Labaredas Short Shorts Butt Cheek
    Aaron
    Commented on this photo:

    Mere seconds after this photo was snapped, she asked the photographer: “You want a date?”

  21. Roseanne Barr
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Let’s try to keep the Cruela DeVille comments to a minimum here people

  22. Jessie J Unitard Crotch Grab
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Very Itchy Pubes

  23. Ali Larter Short Shorts
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    Baby: “Sure, I’ve seen her naked, sucked dem titties and been all up in that pussy., Neh-neh-neh neh-neh! Phhhhhttttt!”

  24. Channing Tatum Magic Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    A little vaseline will fix that.

  25. Ray Liotta
    Aaron
    Commented on this photo:

    My how the mediocre have fallen.

  26. Snooki Fall Down Nightclub
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    The dude in the back with the glasses is a total badass

  27. Roseanne Barr
    Haddo01
    Commented on this photo:

    what.
    the.
    fuck.

  28. Rihanna Crotch Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    In Chris Brown’s defense…you do kind of want to punch her in the face, don’t you?

  29. Russell Brand Mario Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    greasy manlove…legalize it!

  30. Snooki Fall Down Nightclub
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    Evidently there are no curbs on the forest moon of Endor.

  31. Snooki Fall Down Nightclub
    Haddo01
    Commented on this photo:

    Rachel Dratch

  32. Gothikarose

    Oh no, I am last!

  33. Russell Brand Mario Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    the prettyboy with moobs. the caveman with the camera eye. power combo.

  34. Kendra Wilkinson Pajamas Blanket
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet she’s a joy to spend 8 hours next to on an airplane.

  35. Oliver Platt Bike
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    Isn’t ET supposed to be IN the basket?

  36. President Barack Obama Clinton Global Initiative
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he likes the smell of his own farts (or someone elses).

  37. Snooki Fall Down Nightclub
    Lemmiwinks
    Commented on this photo:

    How much for that doggy-style in the window?

  38. Jessie J Unitard Crotch Grab
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    Even trannys have to adjust the equipment occasionally.

  39. Busy Philipps Upskirt Panty Flash
    Commented on this photo:

    hmm i could get busy wit dat

  40. Chris Martin Coldplay Hoodie MuchMusic
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    asphinctersayswhat?

  41. Maggie Gyllenhaal Got Milk Ad
    Aaron
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Maggie…how I’d love to give you a creamy upper lip…

  42. Paula Labaredas Short Shorts Butt Cheek
    Commented on this photo:

    sweet culo

  43. Snooki Fall Down Nightclub
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m surprised she got those bracelets back after fisting the Situation.

  44. Roseanne Barr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she the one from the Munsters or the one from The Adams Family?

  45. Channing Tatum Magic Mike
    what brown did to you
    Commented on this photo:

    “uhhhhh, this mike is magic, GRRRRRR!”

  46. Snooki Fall Down Nightclub
    Commented on this photo:

    Was her nail polish wet and she tried to gift wrap presents?

  47. Lisa Rinna
    sparkymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    QUACK!

  48. Lenny Kravtiz El Homiguero
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    Gwynnie calls him Leonard.

  49. Snooki Fall Down Nightclub
    Toxic Buddy
    Commented on this photo:

    This is how I surf.See it’s easy.

  50. Jessie J Unitard Crotch Grab
    Aaron
    Commented on this photo:

    What is this I don’t even?

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