The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.20.12

September 20th, 2012 // 578 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which I’m going to warn you contains devil magic. That dress was forged in hellfire and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. We’ve also got Brooke Mueller recounting how she scored her last fix, Anne Hathaway and I disagreeing that nobody should see this, Judd Nelson miraculously not on the no-fly list, and finally, Internet, meet Joe Massingill, Joe Massingill, meet The Internet.

You will not enjoy this,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    EricLr
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    Trouble with the curve maybe. But she didn’t have any trouble making me straight.

  2. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    EricLr
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    Tom Cruise’s Scientology powers finally gave him the ability to turn invisible.

  3. Joe Massingill Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    Bartender, get that man a vinegar and water.

  4. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    She is one of the hottest women in Hollywood.

  5. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
    EricLr
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    Prince Charles then brandished the Royal Imperial Beating Stick, as is the British tradition when dealing with African natives…

  6. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    GLT
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    *Morena* Baccarin.

  7. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    EricLr
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    Save us Xena!

  8. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
    EricLr
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    Hurry, walk this way!

  9. Lucy Mecklenburgh Cleavage UK Lingerie Awards
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    YOU WIN!

  10. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
    EricLr
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    So they ARE making another Austin Powers movie!

  11. Matthew Lillard Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    EricLr
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    Ssshhh…don’t mention the stroke.

  12. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
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    It’s Lady Gaga and I don’t care what you call her.

  13. Demi Moore Skinny
    EricLr
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    Your crack bag, ma’am.

  14. Demi Moore Skinny
    Crissy
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    Doesnt look stoned at all!

  15. Demi Moore Skinny
    Minky Wail
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    “Dump this for me will you? It’s full of puke.”

  16. Joe Massingill Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    What a douche!

    …see how I did that?

  17. Demi Moore Skinny
    ThisWillHurt
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    Demi: Thanks for holding my purse, Ashton!
    Valet: Ma’am, I’m not Ashton Kutcher. I just work here.
    Demi: I love you too, sweetheart!

  18. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
    BigOkie
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    Wardrobe consultant maybe?

  19. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    EricLr
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    At least she’s had the decency to cover that awful haircut.

  20. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Inner Retard
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    You just have to look at my shoes! They are sooo cute. I got them at this adorable little shop off Melrose. Their selection is not the best but my God, Pablo makes the best mocha lattes.

  21. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    Crissy
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    Classy belt. And dress. And pose… Ah what the hell, skank!

  22. Joe Massingill Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    EricLr
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    Massingill douiche.

  23. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
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    Is she about to feed him in this pic?

  24. Michael Strahan
    Minky Wail
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    He and Dave are gonna have a “Gap Off”

  25. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Crissy
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    you sure that isnt Megan Fox?

  26. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress Quick Trim Event
    BigOkie
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    “Quicktrim… Not always effective on asses”

  27. Khloe Kardashian Bindie Cleavage Mason Disick
    EricLr
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    See, I told my D&D group that wookies have kids!

  28. Richard Grieco Hat Sunglasses WOW Emmy Gifting Suite
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    Grieco…man…you totally out-griecod yourself this time.

  29. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
    EricLr
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    Quick, Marty, to the Delorean!

  30. Judd Nelson Shaggy Hair Goatee Yellow Glasses
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Stop asking me about ‘The Hobbit!’”

  31. Justin Timberlake Trouble With The Curve Premiere
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    OMG I almost stepped on that crack an we all know I only like one type of crack.

  32. Georgina Leahy Deepthroating Snake UK Lingerie Awards
    BigOkie
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    Nom nom nom nom!

  33. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
    Deacon Jones
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    “So then Kristin cheated on him with this director…and….and, give me a moment, this is emotional for me…..”

  34. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    EricLr
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    Now *there’s* someone having trouble with the curves.

  35. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
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    She nailed the retarded hippie look.

  36. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    She manages to look wholesome while wearing a dress cut down to her naval. That’s amazing.

  37. Kelly Osbourne Man Jaw Forever Crazy
    EricLr
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    Sing Crazy Train!…with autotune.

  38. Brooke Mueller Hippie Clothes
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    Apparently she uses Johnny Depp’s stylist/dealer

  39. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    BigOkie
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    “Excuse me! Can you all move to the center of my vision? Can’t see any of you past this ridiculous fucking hat!”

  40. Monica Baccarin Side Boob Trouble With The Curve Premiere
    achilles wrath
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    Glad her hair isn’t short and white anymore, it really looked terrible.

  41. Mel B Bra See Through Shirt
    Inner Retard
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    Looks like a weather reporter on location standing in 100 mph wind and it’s starting to blow her clothes off.

  42. Prince Charles Camilla Duchess of Cornwall African Drummers
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    Largest importer of used bed sheets and I never knew it…

  43. Mel B Bra See Through Shirt
    Tyler Perry
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    More like Mel-D’s

  44. Al Pacino Glengarry Glen Ross Broadway Photocall
    EricLr
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    Finishing a 2-hour explanation of how his love of theater made him not bathe today.

  45. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    ThisWillHurt
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    “No, my hat has no comment at this time!”

  46. Carly Rae Jepsen Butt Legs Leather Minidress
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    The mini skirt line from the Kim Kardashian collection.

  47. Anne Hathaway Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Minky Wail
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    “Back up! Back up! I need to get a running start to take off.”

  48. Alicia Silverstone Bear Blu Gods Behaving Badly Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I told you to hail a taxi while I was in the bathroom! Where the hell’s the taxi? And when are you gonna get a job?”

  49. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Jeans
    Crissy
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    Dammit, Kim Kardashian, Pippa Middleton! There’s got to be a happy medium!

  50. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
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    We went from “Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego” to “How fucking high is Carmen Sandiego”

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