The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.17.12

September 27th, 2012 // 634 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.

Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
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    Hey Russell, those 4 guys keep calling to talk to you.

    Russell: “What 4 guys?”

    The Ringling brothers and Barnum and Bailey.

  2. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
    Kojak
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    She is beautiful, but very “different”. She have long torso and short legs. And a huge head. Sometimes she look so beautiful, almost out of this planet. Other times she just look alien.

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    Bonky
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    Every photographer knows if you whistle “Here Comes The Bride” as she walks by, she will give you a smile from ear to ear.

  4. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    The hands are all wrong.

  5. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
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    That’s one way to beat sex addiction.

  6. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
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    When he has his caricature drawn at the fair it looks like a photograph.

  7. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
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    Who are you and what have you done with J.L.H.’s arms?

  8. Kachina Dechert Butt Tight Shorts Mila Kunis Stunt Double The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
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    …and by “stunt”, I mean “ass”.

  9. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
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    Mom’s face and Dad’s thighs…yikes.

  10. Sophia Bush Butt Daisy Dukes
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    I don’t know! It keeps showing expired, then not expired, then expired, then not expired.

  11. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    cc
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    First we get Mickey Rourke, then we get Mickey Rourke in drag.

  12. Olivia Wilde Cleavage Butt Tight Dress
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    You can trust me, I am a fan of football.

  13. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    cc
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    Say what you will, but he seems to generally avoid the douche trap.

  14. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    Bonky
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    Desperation was setting in. They hit every drugstore, supermarket and 7-11 in town and not a bottle of Curel Moisturizer Lotion could be found….. and the sun will be coming up soon.

  15. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    Bonky
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    Oh, now I get it. I guess the British have a really dry sense of humor.

  16. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
    cc
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    There are two AnnaLynne McCord’s aren’t there?

  17. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
    cc
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    Well, at least he’s not wearing a Speedo in Marbella.

  18. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
    Bonky
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    I think it’s a safe bet nobody has ever asked this woman for a blow job. Not even her husband.

  19. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    cc
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    How the fuck is she famous again?

  20. Sophia Bush Butt Daisy Dukes
    Bonky
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    “A dollar fifty an hour ? A dollar fifty an hour for what ?”

  21. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    cc
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    This is the dwarf ‘Elfie’.

  22. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
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    Aww…these flowers sure made him a lot happier than that sandwich on the park bench

  23. Emma Watson Cleavage
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    “Wingardium Levio….o…….o…..OHHHHHHH!”

  24. Kristin Cavallari Legs Post Pregnancy Body
    cc
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    Did she fall out of favor with the ‘Values Voters’?

  25. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    cc
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    This picture is actually a superior performance to the one he gave in ‘The Devil’s Advocate’.

  26. Heather Locklear
    cc
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    I get so confused…are denim jackets in this year or out?

  27. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    cc
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    Yank that toque over his chops, bang’em in the snout, then run. That would be sooo awesome.

  28. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    The Grammar Police
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    Dwarfs’ ?? Lose the apostrophe !!

  29. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Bonky
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    The mortician did a hell of a job.

  30. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    SIN
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    someone just got cock slapped.

  31. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
    cc
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    He’s looking a bit Brosni-ish.

  32. Emma Watson Cleavage
    Meh
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    Boring, one-dimensional, always looks the same in every photo. Not in the least bit interesting and like the rest of her counterparts in the silly Harry Potter movies, and lower-level Twilight actors, has almost zero talent.

  33. Jeremy Irons Wife Sinead Cusack
    Meh
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    He’s carried this morose schtick on for way too long.

  34. Vanessa Williams Nipples Bra See Through Shirt
    cc
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    I hope she does more lesbian sex before it’s too late.

  35. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    Auditioning for a spot on Grimm?

  36. Emma Watson Cleavage
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    Well played Great Britain; you win this round as the only thing we could counter with would be train wrecks.
    US – 2
    GB – 1

  37. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    neo
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    These put-downs don’t write themselves, people. Get to work!!

  38. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    cc
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    Those really a marvel of genetics aren’t they?

  39. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    downwithmuffins
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    he looks like jeremy clarkson’s mini me

  40. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Deacon Jones
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    “See this acorn? I’ll throw it at you and turn you to stone!”

    “Ooh, I’m really scared. No! Don’t! There’s a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!”

  41. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    Aaron
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    “Screw it! We’ll fix it in post!” – The Director

  42. Jessica Stroup Butt Flag Football Uniform 90210 Set
    Chickenhawk
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    Damn, maybe I should check out this crappy show…

  43. Emma Watson Cleavage
    Mae
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    The girl needs to stand up straight and throw her shoulders back.

    But she is lovely.

  44. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    Time had not been kind to Priscilla Presley.

  45. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
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    Background knowledge aside, what I gather from this picture is highly wreckable ass plus a guy in a hat. Not bad.

  46. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
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    Dude, just… no.

  47. Emma Watson Cleavage
    EricLR
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    When she hits puberty, she’ll break a lot of hearts

  48. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
    EricLR
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    She’s smiling because she doesn’t have to look at his face for once.

  49. Kristin Cavallari Legs Post Pregnancy Body
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    Is this a trend? Please let it be a trend.

  50. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    EricLR
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    THE HEAD! THE HEAD! AIM FOR THE FUCKING HEAD!!!

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