Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.
Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,
- Photo Boy
Click Here To Start The Gallery
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Hey Russell, those 4 guys keep calling to talk to you.
Russell: “What 4 guys?”
The Ringling brothers and Barnum and Bailey.
She is beautiful, but very “different”. She have long torso and short legs. And a huge head. Sometimes she look so beautiful, almost out of this planet. Other times she just look alien.
Every photographer knows if you whistle “Here Comes The Bride” as she walks by, she will give you a smile from ear to ear.
The hands are all wrong.
That’s one way to beat sex addiction.
When he has his caricature drawn at the fair it looks like a photograph.
Who are you and what have you done with J.L.H.’s arms?
…and by “stunt”, I mean “ass”.
Mom’s face and Dad’s thighs…yikes.
I don’t know! It keeps showing expired, then not expired, then expired, then not expired.
First we get Mickey Rourke, then we get Mickey Rourke in drag.
You can trust me, I am a fan of football.
Say what you will, but he seems to generally avoid the douche trap.
Desperation was setting in. They hit every drugstore, supermarket and 7-11 in town and not a bottle of Curel Moisturizer Lotion could be found….. and the sun will be coming up soon.
Oh, now I get it. I guess the British have a really dry sense of humor.
There are two AnnaLynne McCord’s aren’t there?
Well, at least he’s not wearing a Speedo in Marbella.
I think it’s a safe bet nobody has ever asked this woman for a blow job. Not even her husband.
How the fuck is she famous again?
“A dollar fifty an hour ? A dollar fifty an hour for what ?”
This is the dwarf ‘Elfie’.
Aww…these flowers sure made him a lot happier than that sandwich on the park bench
“Wingardium Levio….o…….o…..OHHHHHHH!”
Did she fall out of favor with the ‘Values Voters’?
This picture is actually a superior performance to the one he gave in ‘The Devil’s Advocate’.
I get so confused…are denim jackets in this year or out?
Yank that toque over his chops, bang’em in the snout, then run. That would be sooo awesome.
Oh Canada!
Dwarfs’ ?? Lose the apostrophe !!
it’s a quote, it’s the name of the movie….ass. if you are going to be the grammar police fucking do it right
The mortician did a hell of a job.
someone just got cock slapped.
He’s looking a bit Brosni-ish.
You mean Bronski-ish?
Yes, that’s what I meant to say. Dang.
Boring, one-dimensional, always looks the same in every photo. Not in the least bit interesting and like the rest of her counterparts in the silly Harry Potter movies, and lower-level Twilight actors, has almost zero talent.
Oh, Mother, quit being so crabby. Take your meds, and go back to bed.
You can tell by his/her’s name what kind of comment you were going to get before you even read it.
He’s carried this morose schtick on for way too long.
I hope she does more lesbian sex before it’s too late.
Auditioning for a spot on Grimm?
Well played Great Britain; you win this round as the only thing we could counter with would be train wrecks.
US – 2
GB – 1
These put-downs don’t write themselves, people. Get to work!!
Those really a marvel of genetics aren’t they?
he looks like jeremy clarkson’s mini me
“See this acorn? I’ll throw it at you and turn you to stone!”
“Ooh, I’m really scared. No! Don’t! There’s a- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!”
“Screw it! We’ll fix it in post!” – The Director
Damn, maybe I should check out this crappy show…
The girl needs to stand up straight and throw her shoulders back.
But she is lovely.
Time had not been kind to Priscilla Presley.
Background knowledge aside, what I gather from this picture is highly wreckable ass plus a guy in a hat. Not bad.
Dude, just… no.
When she hits puberty, she’ll break a lot of hearts
She’s smiling because she doesn’t have to look at his face for once.
Is this a trend? Please let it be a trend.
No, Travolta; I meant a female trend.
You understand that ‘a trend’ means ‘followers’, right?
No, thanks.
THE HEAD! THE HEAD! AIM FOR THE FUCKING HEAD!!!