Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.
Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,
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Damn.
Whoever embalmed her needs to go back to school.
Who Ever did her work need to have their license PULLED
many many years ago she went to Mexico to get work done because she wanted to hide the fact she was getting surgery. the guy botched it…he injected silicone in her face and this is the result.
I guess I should feel bad, but I feel like going to Mexico for surgery is a terrible fucking idea that she should’ve known wouldn’t end well.
OMG I just died. They should have stopped allowing comments after that one, no way anyone is topping that.
In the bags: 3 bottles of Scotch.
Found him!
Poor girl. She got her dad’s tits and her mom’s thighs.
She’s not poor! She’s rich, rich, rich…
And her dad’s face. Yeesh.
LOVELY
Too be fair I loo like crap too after a workout
Trying to look like a hooker? Mission acomplished
PRISCILLA: Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
MIRROR: . . . Jesus Christ.
I think the mirror would just fucking shatter.
I think she has seven years of bad luck.
I wish she would show me her perks.
Much improved over previous red carpet outings.
Cool face!
Actually, it’s just a small scratch.
Malcolm in the middle of his Rogain treatment
You sir are a genius.
Geniuses spell it Rogaine.
Regardless, thumbs up.
Walked into someone’s zipper…
Nice one!
Thanks, squid cum!
FREAK!
She’s growing her hair back. There goes my guilt-free androgynous masturbation fantasy. Oops, sorry 50 Cent!
Leave him alone…can’t you see the man is working?
See, we knew she wouldn’t actually fuck Ashton Kutcher herself.
I had my doubts, but thanks for clearing this up.
Made me laugh.
Winner.
In a rare appearance in The Crap We Missed, we have a young lady who is both beautiful as well as genuinely sweet and nice, based on interviews I have seen. It feels weird to make a non-snarky comment.
Can’t click you a Thumbs Up so I’m spelling it out.
What is with the thumbs up restrictions? Is it a limit thing? And has anyone gotten the Mac pinwheel everytime you’ve visited this site for the past two weeks?
YES with the rainbow pinwheel of doom. Just started happening recently for me, too. What gives?
Try masturbating to her in your cubicle and you might get your edge back.
She also seems to have incredibly beautiful skin. Such a darling girl!
And smart on top of it all!
Seniors need to dress age-appropriately, regardless of how famous they once were.
He sucks, his movies suck, whatever, I know… but he still might be the least asshole douche in hollywood.
Pretty sure “asshole” in this context represents an adjective. Since it is a noun, try “assholey” or “assholiest” instead.
The correct term would be “assholean.”
Or he means anus cleanser?
just who i’d expect to find at a video game launch. why not throw in a jonas bro and alfonso ribero, for good measure.
i just looked up alfonso ribiero and i’m DYING
Where Are They Now? The Aeon Flux Story
I thought that was Kim Kard for about 3.4 nanoseconds.
pre-famous kim kard, kinda
I hope the cow that died for that at least produced a few good steaks.
Cow? I think you mean cows, sir.
Trouble with parking meters…THEY’RE JUST LIKE US!
All stiff and formal around good looking women
Someone already pulled this one this week on Anne Hathaway pic.
sexy little minx
Why would they dig up one of Henry VIII’s wives?
I am too sad for her to make a shitty comment. This sucks. She was so gorgeous.
I look back at the Naked Gun movies and she was just perfectly gorgeous. This is the result of one of those “Botox Parties” where someone injected her with industrial silicon or some such thing. Freakin’ tragic.
From better days…
http://www.bartcop.com/ppresley.htm
Thank you for this.
I had to click your link to reset my soul. Thank you.
Even those pictures were her with plastic surgery. She’s been doing it since she broke with Elvis. I’ve always had the theory that she was trying to make herself look like him.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9umdzZeR11rtsaseo1_500.png
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30600000/Cilla-priscilla-presley-30601069-400-654.jpg
http://mattsko.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/priscilla-p.jpg
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25100000/Priscilla-priscilla-presley-25193537-791-1024.jpg
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25600000/Priscilla-priscilla-presley-25618269-1771-2507.jpg
Looking at the last two pics, I just don’t understand WHY she would change her appearance. She was beautiful! I think Elvis drove her insane…
malcolm in the fucking enormous forehead
2/10
After all of these years….Nice Rack!
DAMN! RIGHT!!!!!
I have yet to see someone who looked better after elective plastic surgery.
even if they initially look good, it always shows badly as they age
blake lively
Blake Lively… for now. She’s very young still. Give her a year…
If she doesn’t get any more, she will be fine. She got a nose job and a boob job. But if she gets fillers and crap, then yeah, it’ll take its toll. But she doesn’t have to… she’s got her meal ticket now.
Except who knows with her because these chicks start with fillers even in their teens.
Anyway, Blake Lively is annoying as fuck.
and by the way, if its done right, you don’t know its been done. so there might be some out there, you just don’t know it
I wonder which one John Travolta would choose?
the one in the hat?
You see two hot chicks, and your first thought is John Travolta? That’s a sign, bro. It’s ok. It’s 2012.
illusory ass. i knew it was all a ruse to generate interest in boring british slags.
what adorable little man boobs
I’d like to Silver her lining.
Last time I took a picture like this, the girl’s dad chased me from the park.
that guy sucking his thumb in the cargo shorts with the boner is totally playing it cool
He should go back to the set of M*A*S*H though.
You mean alec baldwin?
A young actress in a provocative pose in a teen drama? I don’t believe it! What’s next? Are they going to give reality shows to people who make sex tapes then “accidently” leak them on the Internet?
She’s fucking beautiful.
And vice versa, I’ll bet.
Good one, Vito.
When will women learn that plastic surgery is not good. My God, that is a scary face now.
Why does he always look like he has pubes on his face….get a fucking stylist you can afford it
INCOMING!!!!
Avoid rape, lady. Say yes.
Grampaw please pull up your pants.
It’s a good thing she has such a lovely and natural voice.
Who dresses this fuck wad!! Fucking homeless dress better.
Judging by the blood bath on that shirt, I’m thinking he killed a homeless guy for it.
Good lord! I wish I could unsee this picture.
right?? It’s so weird… like a nightmare where Heman meets Fifty Shades of Grey….
Don’t diss He-Man like that.
No, of course not!!:) That’s why it’s a nightmare… Fifty Shades of Grey plagues everything
Yup, you got it Ghosthost:)
Oh fuck! This is fucking depressing. She used to be so beautiful. That face will haunt my dreams.