The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.17.12

September 27th, 2012 // 634 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where we play another inspirational round of Who Gave Birth Three Months After Jessica Simpson, Yet Looks Like She Never Ate An Entire Pizza Hut? We’ve also got Priscilla Presley and Mickey Rourke, who I defy you to prove to me aren’t the same person, as well as what could be one of Ke$ha‘s dozen or so labia hanging out of her Thunderdome get-up. There’s really no way to tell without a breathing apparatus and the steely nerve of a bomb squad technician.

Did I mention Dinklage and Willow were in here? Enjoy,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Emma Watson Cleavage
    joe
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    Damn.

  2. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    joe
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    Whoever embalmed her needs to go back to school.

    • Who Ever did her work need to have their license PULLED

      • karlito

        many many years ago she went to Mexico to get work done because she wanted to hide the fact she was getting surgery. the guy botched it…he injected silicone in her face and this is the result.

      • XGL

        I guess I should feel bad, but I feel like going to Mexico for surgery is a terrible fucking idea that she should’ve known wouldn’t end well.

    • sassy

      OMG I just died. They should have stopped allowing comments after that one, no way anyone is topping that.

  3. Jaime Pressly Yoga Pants
    joe
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    In the bags: 3 bottles of Scotch.

  4. Warwick Davis Snow Whithe And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Rico Jones
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    Found him!

  5. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
    joe
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    Poor girl. She got her dad’s tits and her mom’s thighs.

  6. Emma Watson Cleavage
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    LOVELY

  7. Chelsea Clinton No Make Up Yoga Pants
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    Too be fair I loo like crap too after a workout

  8. Christina Milian Holes In Spandex Pants
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    Trying to look like a hooker? Mission acomplished

  9. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    ThisWillHurt
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    PRISCILLA: Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
    MIRROR: . . . Jesus Christ.

  10. Emma Watson Cleavage
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    I wish she would show me her perks.

  11. Emma Watson Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Much improved over previous red carpet outings.

  12. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    catapostrophe
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    Cool face!

  13. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    catapostrophe
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    Actually, it’s just a small scratch.

  14. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
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    Malcolm in the middle of his Rogain treatment

  15. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    Johnny P!
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    Walked into someone’s zipper…

  16. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
    BP1
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    FREAK!

  17. Emma Watson Cleavage
    Mohawk Disco
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    She’s growing her hair back. There goes my guilt-free androgynous masturbation fantasy. Oops, sorry 50 Cent!

  18. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    Cock Dr
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    Leave him alone…can’t you see the man is working?

  19. Kachina Dechert Butt Tight Shorts Mila Kunis Stunt Double The Angriest Man In Brooklyn Set
    Josephus
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    See, we knew she wouldn’t actually fuck Ashton Kutcher herself.

  20. Emma Watson Cleavage
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    In a rare appearance in The Crap We Missed, we have a young lady who is both beautiful as well as genuinely sweet and nice, based on interviews I have seen. It feels weird to make a non-snarky comment.

  21. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
    Johnny P!
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    Seniors need to dress age-appropriately, regardless of how famous they once were.

  22. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    He sucks, his movies suck, whatever, I know… but he still might be the least asshole douche in hollywood.

  23. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
    henry hill
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    just who i’d expect to find at a video game launch. why not throw in a jonas bro and alfonso ribero, for good measure.

  24. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    Salad Face
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    Where Are They Now? The Aeon Flux Story

  25. Daisy Lowe Butt Tight Stonewashed Jeans
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I thought that was Kim Kard for about 3.4 nanoseconds.

  26. Sophia Bush Butt Daisy Dukes
    Josephus
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    Trouble with parking meters…THEY’RE JUST LIKE US!

  27. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    Johnny P!
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    I hope the cow that died for that at least produced a few good steaks.

  28. Emma Watson Cleavage
    Mr. Poop
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    sexy little minx

  29. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Why would they dig up one of Henry VIII’s wives?

  30. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    I am too sad for her to make a shitty comment. This sucks. She was so gorgeous.

  31. Frankie Muniz Popped Collar
    Mr. Poop
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    malcolm in the fucking enormous forehead

  32. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    Mr. Poop
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    2/10

  33. Jennifer Love Hewitt No Make Up
    BP1
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    After all of these years….Nice Rack!

  34. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Mohawk Disco
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    I have yet to see someone who looked better after elective plastic surgery.

  35. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I wonder which one John Travolta would choose?

  36. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Skirt
    henry hill
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    illusory ass. i knew it was all a ruse to generate interest in boring british slags.

  37. Peter Dinklage Facial Scars Game Of Thrones Set
    Mr. Poop
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    what adorable little man boobs

  38. Jessica Stroup Butt Flag Football Uniform 90210 Set
    DiegoAD
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    I’d like to Silver her lining.

  39. AnnaLynne McCord Flag Football Uniform Denise Richards Butt Tight Dress 90210 Set
    Mr. Poop
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    that guy sucking his thumb in the cargo shorts with the boner is totally playing it cool

  40. Jessica Stroup Butt Flag Football Uniform 90210 Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    A young actress in a provocative pose in a teen drama? I don’t believe it! What’s next? Are they going to give reality shows to people who make sex tapes then “accidently” leak them on the Internet?

  41. Emma Watson Cleavage
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    She’s fucking beautiful.

  42. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
    Ronaldo
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    When will women learn that plastic surgery is not good. My God, that is a scary face now.

  43. Keanu Reeves Spotty Beard
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Why does he always look like he has pubes on his face….get a fucking stylist you can afford it

  44. Jessica Stroup Butt Flag Football Uniform 90210 Set
    Johnny P!
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    INCOMING!!!!

  45. MIckey Rourke Grabbing Womans Face
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    Avoid rape, lady. Say yes.

  46. Sting Midriff Extra Small Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    Grampaw please pull up your pants.

  47. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    It’s a good thing she has such a lovely and natural voice.

  48. Russell Brand Stained Shirt Pajama Pants No Socks Sneakers
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Who dresses this fuck wad!! Fucking homeless dress better.

  49. Ke$ha Cleavage Legs Bodysuit
    Mohawk Disco
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    Good lord! I wish I could unsee this picture.

  50. Priscilla Presley Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Costume
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    Oh fuck! This is fucking depressing. She used to be so beautiful. That face will haunt my dreams.

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