“Funny story. Kim won’t even do this unless there’s a camera in the room and I sign a form waving all ‘proprietary rights.’ What does that even mean?”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Leelee Sobieski squandering all the goodwill her breasts were earning, a man I don’t dream of spending alone time with in an office smelling of scotch and rich misogyny, Elizabeth Berkley checking her teeth for baby parts and I don’t know who these chicks are either, just go with it.
Also, forgot to mention Thor‘s on DVD, so here’s my review of that. (Enjoyed it more second time around on Blu-ray, for those dispensing fucks today.)
Nerdbomberingly yours,
- The Superficial
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Kim’s got a good blow job mouth. Nice tits to jizz on , too!
“It’s not as big , and it’s not as dark as … oh ok , I can see it’s getting bigger now !”
I don’t think that girl would give a BJ unless there was some money / fame in it for her.
Those look.. Umm idk what to call them.
unfortunate?
Whoa bitch. Hold it right there. We don’t need the studio reeking of sasquatch.
what i would do to F that!!
Jon-fucking-Hamm
Which would get him arrested in 38 states.
i i I don’t know whats gayer, that first comment or that logged in naname. “assuming the logger is a male”
kkp.s. I’m a stutterer
im actually a woman Lol but thanks
He’s just excited to have a chick bending down in front of him, without obstructing his view. And gravity.
Wait a second, I can see both of her hands, so what’s that rubbing up against my thigh!?
It’s almost as if she’s saying, “here, let me provide the hand cream.”
This shot of Kris Humphries is fucking hilarious!
the ear? c’mon Anderson. we know where that finger wants to go.
…bless this talented girl
Something awesome happened to her shorts…her boots though, that’s more unfortunate.
The shorts frayed up, the boots fell down … it’s like undressing for someone too lazy to actually remove the clothes.
Yeah, the outfit becomes more of a train wreck the further down you scroll.
“Crap, I DO have pubes in my teeth”
Like this. Make you wonder if she got the role.
Well, she’s solved the pit stain problem…now what to do with the old curtains???
Winner!
What I’m most looking forward to in her Salsa routine is the Sub Zero spine-rip move she performs on her partner at the end.
RuPaul getting all horny! good for him.
That tree is doing a pretty good impression of my penis. Tilting up and these girls have their back to it. *sigh*
Yeah, the new Juice Newton pretty much does kick ass.
“This is where I like to get fucked…riiiiight here”
I wonder what it’s like to confront the fact that your wax dummy wears a better suit than you do.
You beat me to it. He is checking to see if the wax figure is really to scale.
you mean the homoerotic ear sex part, or the nice suit on the dummy part?
sigh…the boobs look enticing, but you know if you nuzzled them, there’d be razor stubble.
I just seriously did a spit-take on that one.
is she pulling off her underwear?? ew
Just caught that…gross!
Spanx
…afterwards, Selma took her daughter to the Venice Rat Petting Zoo, and the “You Catch ‘em Cockroach Store”.
:) funny
He made that same face when he first caught sight of dry land.
wtf with the boobs?
Just let the old man have his espresso in peace… he doesn’t want to be photographed, we don’t want to see him… win-win
No fucking joke! STOP POSTING PICTURES OF MICKEY ROURKE! I, nor anyone else on this site, give two fucking shits about whatever the fuck it is Mickey Rourke chooses to do with his fucked up life. Unless it is something of genuine interest to the masses, PLEASE STOP POSTING IT! Sitting on a bench, smoking a cigarette, and drinking an espresso are amongst the most banal actions on Earth. STOP SUPPORTING EVERY ASS DOUCHE WITH A CAMERA THAT CAN PUSH A BUTTON; IT ONLY MAKES MORE PEOPLE THINK THIS IS VIABLE OCCUPATION.
It’s comments like these that make the pictures get posted…. just fyi.
Hey Diego, I share your frustration. However I will recommend that you do the same thing I do to avoid getting your blood pressure all in an uproar. When you feel yourself getting all heated up where you wanna scream…ahhhh never mind. Just go fuck yourself.
Fish, post more and maybe we can be rid of this shithead.
Give us more Mickey!!!!! Please…….
Ban Ki-moon: “Stevie, you dress like blind man”
Stevie: “who dat??”
Michael: “I’m crapping in a bag”
This one was beneath you.
These look-a-likes won’t fool me — she looks way too normal to be HBC
What’s a “hunky dory crisp”? and what’s a “calendar”?
I do not know what a Hunky Dory Crisp is, but suddenly I want to learn more.
Freshly shaven wookie tits!
Echo … echo … echo ….
“As she slowly peeled off her panties, she revealed her greatest weapon. Much like the skunk, however, the sasquatch can reach distances over a hundred yards away…”
I have the exact same headphones on right now.
What is it with all these aging actors & actresses making mediocre country music?
“mediocre country music” is pretty redundant…
This is how the Irish sell potato chips?!
Remember when we had hot women sell our chips? Ali Landry, anyone? This is why America isn’t competing globally anymore
fwoooar sign me up for a truckload. throw the chicks in with them though i want to eat something tasty too
Why should we speak the cursed tongue when we have the Gaelic? A leithéid de trátaí ! To say the least….
Ciúnas bóthar cailín bainne.
Tis a wonderful language.
Yessss, “milk girl road silence”!!!
…at least that’s what Google Translate just told me.
And all who sail in her
Dear God that’s a serious muff! Hasn’t she ever trimmed that thing down?!?
Bitches charging their lazors
You’re not smizing Maria!!!!
does this bitch realize no one wants to see that shit?
“….and when you push this spot, poo comes out.”
Here’s something else your “New Mom” can’t do… rip her fucking arms right off!
The girl in the background just found Mr. Winkie.
You just know it sounds as bad as it looks…
Ima go home and raise a pint of Guinness to her ass.
She looks cute here, all gingham and batshit.
I think the dummy is very life-like. Also, the wax figure is cool too.
An asian, a black guy and a corpse walk into a bar….
she looks cleaned up. i can’t smell her asshole thru my screen like usual. i’m not impressed.
Ben, you meet me right here in 20 minutes. And bring me a cinnabon.
Nice ringworm.
EWWWWWWWW!!!