The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.15.11

September 15th, 2011 // 456 Comments

“Funny story. Kim won’t even do this unless there’s a camera in the room and I sign a form waving all ‘proprietary rights.’ What does that even mean?”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Leelee Sobieski squandering all the goodwill her breasts were earning, a man I don’t dream of spending alone time with in an office smelling of scotch and rich misogyny, Elizabeth Berkley checking her teeth for baby parts and I don’t know who these chicks are either, just go with it.

Also, forgot to mention Thor‘s on DVD, so here’s my review of that. (Enjoyed it more second time around on Blu-ray, for those dispensing fucks today.)

Nerdbomberingly yours,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bruce Chelmsford

    Kim’s got a good blow job mouth. Nice tits to jizz on , too!

    • Darnell "the Truth " Jackson

      “It’s not as big , and it’s not as dark as … oh ok , I can see it’s getting bigger now !”

  2. Leelee Sobieski See Through Shirt Cleavage Proenza Schouler Fashion Week
    Dee
    Commented on this photo:

    Those look.. Umm idk what to call them.

  3. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa bitch. Hold it right there. We don’t need the studio reeking of sasquatch.

  4. Jon Hamm Don Draper Mad Men
    unicorn
    Commented on this photo:

    what i would do to F that!!

  5. Kris Humphries Pedicure
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    He’s just excited to have a chick bending down in front of him, without obstructing his view. And gravity.

  6. Tyra Banks Maria Menounos
    TheImmortalWombat
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait a second, I can see both of her hands, so what’s that rubbing up against my thigh!?

  7. Sophie Monk Short Shorts
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    It’s almost as if she’s saying, “here, let me provide the hand cream.”

  8. Pippy Longcockings

    This shot of Kris Humphries is fucking hilarious!

  9. Anderson Cooper Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    the ear? c’mon Anderson. we know where that finger wants to go.

  10. eatme
    Commented on this photo:

    …bless this talented girl

  11. Sophie Monk Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    Something awesome happened to her shorts…her boots though, that’s more unfortunate.

  12. Elizabeth Berkley
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    “Crap, I DO have pubes in my teeth”

  13. Leelee Sobieski See Through Shirt Cleavage Proenza Schouler Fashion Week
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, she’s solved the pit stain problem…now what to do with the old curtains???

  14. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    What I’m most looking forward to in her Salsa routine is the Sub Zero spine-rip move she performs on her partner at the end.

  15. Tyra Banks Maria Menounos
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    RuPaul getting all horny! good for him.

  16. Lian Schreuder Maitlyn Simmons Bikini Hunky Dory Crisps
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    That tree is doing a pretty good impression of my penis. Tilting up and these girls have their back to it. *sigh*

  17. Penn Badgley Headphones Tank Top
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, the new Juice Newton pretty much does kick ass.

  18. Anderson Cooper Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is where I like to get fucked…riiiiight here”

    I wonder what it’s like to confront the fact that your wax dummy wears a better suit than you do.

  19. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    sigh…the boobs look enticing, but you know if you nuzzled them, there’d be razor stubble.

  20. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
    yoyoblack
    Commented on this photo:

    is she pulling off her underwear?? ew

  21. Salma Hayek Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    …afterwards, Selma took her daughter to the Venice Rat Petting Zoo, and the “You Catch ‘em Cockroach Store”.

  22. Kevin Costner Guitar
    Cellular floam
    Commented on this photo:

    He made that same face when he first caught sight of dry land.

  23. Leelee Sobieski See Through Shirt Cleavage Proenza Schouler Fashion Week
    Ana
    Commented on this photo:

    wtf with the boobs?

  24. Mickey Rourke
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    Just let the old man have his espresso in peace… he doesn’t want to be photographed, we don’t want to see him… win-win

    • diego

      No fucking joke! STOP POSTING PICTURES OF MICKEY ROURKE! I, nor anyone else on this site, give two fucking shits about whatever the fuck it is Mickey Rourke chooses to do with his fucked up life. Unless it is something of genuine interest to the masses, PLEASE STOP POSTING IT! Sitting on a bench, smoking a cigarette, and drinking an espresso are amongst the most banal actions on Earth. STOP SUPPORTING EVERY ASS DOUCHE WITH A CAMERA THAT CAN PUSH A BUTTON; IT ONLY MAKES MORE PEOPLE THINK THIS IS VIABLE OCCUPATION.

      • Anthony

        It’s comments like these that make the pictures get posted…. just fyi.

      • Hey Diego, I share your frustration. However I will recommend that you do the same thing I do to avoid getting your blood pressure all in an uproar. When you feel yourself getting all heated up where you wanna scream…ahhhh never mind. Just go fuck yourself.

        Fish, post more and maybe we can be rid of this shithead.

      • Steelerchick

        Give us more Mickey!!!!! Please…….

  25. Ban Ki-moon Stevie Wonder Michael Douglas United Nations
    Commented on this photo:

    Ban Ki-moon: “Stevie, you dress like blind man”
    Stevie: “who dat??”
    Michael: “I’m crapping in a bag”

  26. Helena Bonham Carter
    Ana
    Commented on this photo:

    These look-a-likes won’t fool me — she looks way too normal to be HBC

  27. Lian Schreuder Maitlyn Simmons Bikini Hunky Dory Crisps
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s a “hunky dory crisp”? and what’s a “calendar”?

  28. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    Freshly shaven wookie tits!

  29. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    “As she slowly peeled off her panties, she revealed her greatest weapon. Much like the skunk, however, the sasquatch can reach distances over a hundred yards away…”

  30. Penn Badgley Headphones Tank Top
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    I have the exact same headphones on right now.

  31. Kevin Costner Guitar
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    What is it with all these aging actors & actresses making mediocre country music?

  32. Lian Schreuder Maitlyn Simmons Bikini Hunky Dory Crisps
    Ana
    Commented on this photo:

    This is how the Irish sell potato chips?!

    • swearin

      Remember when we had hot women sell our chips? Ali Landry, anyone? This is why America isn’t competing globally anymore

  33. Commented on this photo:

    fwoooar sign me up for a truckload. throw the chicks in with them though i want to eat something tasty too

  34. Frank The Duck
    Commented on this photo:

    Why should we speak the cursed tongue when we have the Gaelic? A leithéid de trátaí ! To say the least….

  35. FunWithBluTack
    Commented on this photo:

    And all who sail in her

  36. Sophie Monk Short Shorts
    fisheyes
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear God that’s a serious muff! Hasn’t she ever trimmed that thing down?!?

  37. Tyra Banks Maria Menounos
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitches charging their lazors

  38. Tyra Banks Maria Menounos
    hH
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re not smizing Maria!!!!

  39. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage
    lolwtfdawg
    Commented on this photo:

    does this bitch realize no one wants to see that shit?

  40. Anderson Cooper Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    fisheyes
    Commented on this photo:

    “….and when you push this spot, poo comes out.”

  41. Brandi Glanville
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Here’s something else your “New Mom” can’t do… rip her fucking arms right off!

  42. Tyra Banks Maria Menounos
    fisheyes
    Commented on this photo:

    The girl in the background just found Mr. Winkie.

  43. Kevin Costner Guitar
    Tuppy
    Commented on this photo:

    You just know it sounds as bad as it looks…

  44. sparkymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    Ima go home and raise a pint of Guinness to her ass.

  45. Britney Spears
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks cute here, all gingham and batshit.

  46. Anderson Cooper Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Commented on this photo:

    I think the dummy is very life-like. Also, the wax figure is cool too.

  47. Ban Ki-moon Stevie Wonder Michael Douglas United Nations
    fisheyes
    Commented on this photo:

    An asian, a black guy and a corpse walk into a bar….

  48. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks cleaned up. i can’t smell her asshole thru my screen like usual. i’m not impressed.

  49. Jennifer Garner
    Commented on this photo:

    Ben, you meet me right here in 20 minutes. And bring me a cinnabon.

  50. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice ringworm.

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