The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.30.12

August 30th, 2012 // 503 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where it looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman is lining up the greatest prank ever pulled on Courtney Love (Except for that time her kid tricked her into releasing control of a massive fortune — that shit was hilarious), Nick Carter, who should have listened when Aaron told him to only eat half of that brownie, and Tara Reid amazingly staying upright, unlike some other leathery drunks we know around here.

On the subject of leather, Jennifer Nicole Lee is back in the Final Five slot,

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  1. Jennifer Love Hewitt Upskirt Panty Flash
    Wild Hogs Can't Be Broken
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    And all the flies were finally able to go home.

  2. Jennifer Love Hewitt Upskirt Panty Flash
    Wide Open
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    I will not zoom in. I can’t afford therapy.

  3. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
    Hank
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    Her life will not end well.

  4. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress
    Hank
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    If i dress like an elephant, will she mount me and grab my pole, too?

  5. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs
    JennywithaY
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    Looking at her face, I’m guessing that fragrance is going to be moth balls.

  6. Liberty Ross Nipples Yoga Pants
    Hank
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    Work out less, please.

  7. Kelly Brook Cleavage Tight Dress
    alex
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    Always love to see Vivid girl Celeste!

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt Upskirt Panty Flash
    Contusion
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    I don’t always sit on top of cars with my legs open, but when I do, I prefer to have photographers nearby.

  9. Philip Seymour Hoffman Confronting Paparazzi
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    For the last time no I haven’t seen your baseball, I just take pictures

  10. Tia Mowry Butt Pilates Yoga Pants Viveca Jensen
    JennywithaY
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    Does Pilates always include spanking?

  11. Tobey Maguire
    Contusion
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    I like how he’s using his hair as a replacement for a hat brim lately.

  12. Jennifer Love Hewitt Upskirt Panty Flash
    joe
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    Her contract with the Vajazzle people expired a little while ago.

  13. Winona Ryder Ray Liotta
    Contusion
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    Absolutely perfectly normal couple right there. Just regular people.

    • BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

      “You think we’re crazy? Yeah we’re crazy all right, crazy like a fox!…. With rabies!”

  14. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
    alex
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    For gods sake, stop wearing clothes that reveal your mid-section.

  15. Seal Yacht Crew
    Contusion
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    “Oh sorry sir. When we heard there would be a Seal on board, we just assumed it was…oh, never mind.”

  16. Winona Ryder Ray Liotta
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I bet Winona Ryder fucks like a mad bitch.

  17. Kelly Brook Cleavage Tight Dress
    Wide Open
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    I’d be smiling too if I had those tits. But I doubt she’d let me play with them.

  18. Philip Seymour Hoffman Confronting Paparazzi
    Contusion
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    Why yes, yes I do get my hats from Mike Rowe’s leftovers.”

  19. Tara Reid Drunk Ripped Jeans
    edamame
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    Baby bump or binge drinker bulge?

  20. Philip Seymour Hoffman Confronting Paparazzi
    Dirk Diggler
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    Why is he yelling at that poor lesbian with the beard?

  21. Nick Carter
    Contusion
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    She probably thinks he’s Dane Cook.

  22. Christina Ricci Nipples No Bra
    Contusion
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    This is what the “before” version of a Mark Ryden painting looks like.

  23. Mila Kunis Bloated Face Sweaty
    alex
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    He Kutchered the beautiful out of her.

  24. Philip Seymour Hoffman Confronting Paparazzi
    edamame
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    I didn’t realize the Kardashians had a fanny pack line.

  25. Mila Kunis Bloated Face Sweaty
    Contusion
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    Suddenly I feel like going bowling.

  26. Winona Ryder Ray Liotta
    Roseanne Barr
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    Love Ray Liotta. I would!!

  27. Kelly Brook Cleavage Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Her dress and boobs are both spectacular, but the fitting is awful.

  28. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Make fun if you want but I think the fact a raccoon can even stand up in heels is to be admired

  29. Liberty Ross Nipples Yoga Pants
    Contusion
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    I think Liberty needs to be freed from the tyranny of the disloyal.

  30. Serena Williams Neon Yellow Daisy Dukes US Open
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    The men have little pockets in their shorts to keep extra tennis balls in, which is probably more comfortable than just sticking a couple in your big ass panties.

  31. Valeria Marini Cleavage Venice Film Festival
    Contusion
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    AKA, the white RuPaul.

  32. Kelly Brook Cleavage Tight Dress
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    You know you have an awesome rack when you hire a guy just to push people out of the way yelling “Make room!”

  33. Nicole Richie Cleavage Legs
    Colin
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    She looks like Goldie Hawn and the rhyming mouse from Today’s Special had a child

  34. Tobey Maguire
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    “You, Mr. Perfect body in a speedo… You have stolen my heart…”

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Shower
    Contusion
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    PLEASE! No more JNL.

  36. Seal Yacht Crew
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    “What do you mean ‘Fetch the captain his dinner and draw him a bath’?”

  37. Philip Seymour Hoffman Confronting Paparazzi
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    That’s his only shirt.

  38. Belen Rodriguez Nipples Tank Top Sunglasses
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    masturbating in Milan.

  39. Philip Seymour Hoffman Confronting Paparazzi
    Joe
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    Can I kiss you? Please? Can I kiss you on the mouth? Do you wanna kiss me? Ah, forget it. I’m really drunk.

  40. Nick Carter
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    He must be working on his kerchief tying merit badge.

  41. Jennifer Love Hewitt Upskirt Panty Flash
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    Fortunately she was able to quickly enter the General Lee and speed off…evading Boss Hogg and Sheriff Rosco Coltrane once again!

  42. Jennifer Love Hewitt Upskirt Panty Flash
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So her other car has a Confederate flag on top?

  43. Philip Seymour Hoffman Confronting Paparazzi
    cagster
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    Is it really confrontation or more likely the sharing of a mutually regrettable memory?

  44. Tia Mowry Butt Pilates Yoga Pants Viveca Jensen
    Smapdi
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    Lesbian spanking is the new Pilates.

  45. Kelly Brook Cleavage Tight Dress
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    My underwear is now fllled with “Celebrity Juice.”

  46. Jennifer Love Hewitt Upskirt Panty Flash
    CT
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    I would fuck the crazy out of her. I have a lot of free time.

  47. Tobey Maguire
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    Even after putting up his “Accessible” sign, nobody came up and asked Tobey Maguire for his autograph.

  48. Mila Kunis Bloated Face Sweaty
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    Is this just an incredibly long and involved Punk’d, where Ashton gets her to date him and he has sex with her and feeds her fried chicken 5 times a day and then he pops out from behind a curtain and is all, “You’ve been PUNK’D!”

    And then she takes a handful of oxy with a bourbon chaser.

  49. Jennifer Love Hewitt Upskirt Panty Flash
    YTBOY
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    Now this boys and girls is the picture of the week!!!

  50. Serena Williams Neon Yellow Daisy Dukes US Open
    Joe
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    She told her personal trainer she wants each limb to be the same circumference as her waist. 2 down, 2 to go.

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