“If Tom says this is Suri, then this is Suri. Hello, Suri, how are you today? What’s that? Daddy’s re-educating the real you? Hahaha! Silly goose.”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Halle Berry about to break her foot off in the paparazzi’s ass (If you notice she’s not wearing the proper footwear, you’re doing it wrong.), how I want from my coffee from now on and Blake Lively confusing me for a rearview mirror which happens way often than you’d think. I’m very reflective.
Is Akon officially white now? Can we get a ruling on that?
- The Superficial
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I think its safe to say that she has finally snapped into full blown bat-shit.
No, she was Bat-shit in Batman Begins.
Her tits look like they’re bolted on.. even that small.
That is the standard construction of the K-T-Bot 5000. It’s newest features are the ability to show a faint hint of emotion while still not being able to think for herself due to the latest Ingram blocking chip. Those Body Thetans will no longer be able to pester her with such things as logic because of the upgrade in her CPU containing the logic-lockout function.
I look at this picture and all I see is “Duhh”
Just like the last six times he’s been on here.
He just lost all street cred, permanently. He could stomp a guy to death for his Air Jordans and still not get it back.
Hilarious*! Totally thinking the same thing. In Beijing some of the Chinese employees @ fancy hotels use those things to hail taxis for guests~ hehe
I am kinda disappointed. I expected it to be rolling on 24′s.
Someone’s been to Cher’s hand-me-down wig store!
“OK, Jeremy, last time. Make two bunny ears, then one bunny goes around the….oh, looks like i lost you again. Sorry bro.”
DYI Abortion Kit
Step 1 : Sucker punch
hy suck a thumb when you have those big ole titties to suck on? Oh, that just what WE want to do…
I wonder if he recently got his auto tuned?
Perfection.
Obviously that kid is missing sucking on those. I feel your pain.
Haters gon’ hate.
and there was Davey “Two Times”, who said everything twice, like, “I’m gonna go get the papers, get the papers”.
Great movie!
and I didn’t have to fondle a withered dick to get a ride this time.
This is begging for Photoshopped spinners.
I hope she’s constantly counting down the days till the end of her contract.
My god that’s the sharpest tit I’ve ever seen!
Those aren’t tits they are nipples!
Well, she got a third nipple on her elbow.
She is doing the “WTF!” warning….I would be very careful after this.
I suspect this bitch knows how to swing a tire iron.
“All right, Internet, you win. A doll with real hair for my Suri. No more painted-on hair dolls for her!”
Ralph Malph.
He’s still got it!
Very nice.
“…Donny Most, Donny Most, now he rises from the haze…”
Holy shit, is this one of those Celebrity mash up things that Conan does? Lemme guess! Anne Hathaway plus Matthew Broderick?
Jason Lee + Patrick Dempsey!
Jon Cryer + Adam Brody
Even when she is pisses at the papparazzi, those tits still look great.
Sure I’ll take a picture with you, Ginger Tupac.
That’s Siobhan McTupac for you, miss.
Did he loose everything in the riots?
If I were ever fortunate enough to brush against her, I would need the jaws of life to get my boxers off later that night.
Actually, if I brushed up against her they would need the jaws to free her from me.
It almost looks like his knees are giving out.
Ma’am you seem to have a stowaway cat who is trying to escape….
It looks like it’s taking her nipple with it.
HAHAHAHEE!
You sure this isn’t in Barbados ?
She is clearly presenting like she was.
I would pull a Samsung Galaxy out of her asshole and lick it clean.
OH MY GOD!!!
“I know Tom said she was getting shy around the paparazzi but it’s so strange for Suri not to talk to me.”
He must be craving some attention. Jennifer Love Hewitt is probably making calls right now and she’ll be riding one up and down a busy thoroughfare before sundown.
Since Hilary Duff will start to lose her figure, we have a new great looking ass to follow.
Look! Look! I think they know who I am!
OMG! Where’s her boobs?
They are there; bad shirt and camera angles
Thank you.
Adam is clearly covering a raging hard-on.
I myself would proudly present it to her with a bow on it.
That would make for some damn good television!
You know, if he could only…slowly…ever-so-slowly…replace the mic with old one eye…you might have a show worth waking up for.
Pretending to be part of the new baby birthing trend, Katie finally steps off the deep end.
too much face
u took the thought right outta my head
Wow, who knew she had that going on under her doctor’s coat?
Anyone who watched season 3
Yeah, I still have hair. Cherrio!
Maybe she’s getting Depardieu-ed.
Nice to see somebody use the little purse that comes in a box of Tampons.
Hahaha! +1
wait, there is a purse in every box of tampons?
hehehe laughed out loud! Wait wait they give purses w/ boxes of tampons in the States?!! I’m paying for overpriced tampons in China + have no special purse inside — maybe they get lost on the importing adventure?!
I love Ginger Prince!
Me too me too!
“Who’s a naughty boy? That’s me. I’m a naughty boy.”
“Masters of Hawaiian Slack Key Guitar Volume 2.” I’d be impressed if I didn’t suspect that it came in a gift bag.
Why should I give a fuck about this turd?
See that hairline? Any more questions on who’s my daddy?
How cute. Somebody still buys CD’s.
I know! I actually did a double-take.
Photoshopped. We all know black people don’t ride Segways.
award winning side boobage.
The kid should have pushed the shirt down further with her foot.
When did “cleavage” become “side boobage”?
“in-side boobage”