The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.15.13

August 15th, 2013 // 359 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our light-hearted look at some very famous people who deserve our respect and admirati– HAHA I almost made it through that, no seriously, we come here to throw fireballs of hate at assholes. And sometimes to remember boobs from the 90′s. That said, here’s John Mayer explaining how he can stand to be around Katy Perry at all, “No dude, you don’t understand, this is just one of them,” JWoww trying to show Snooki that, “See? It’s not that bad, you should try it,” and Paris Hilton either at a foam party or starring in a Charlie Sheen syphilis fever-dream.

Wait, she doesn’t have all vaginas for body parts? It’s the foam party thing then,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Not her best look but definitely showing that makeup/dress/etc make a substantial difference which guys don’t ‘notice’.

    But they do.

    And so do we. (Women – just saying… I hope??? Yup the elks and the mustangs and the racoon might move in. A toad just joined me…)

  2. Shauna Sand Bikini Stripper Heels On The Beach
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    Is sand a verb now?

  3. Helen Hunt Wetsuit Bunt Over Stretch Ride Set
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    Is this the movie poster?

  4. Harrison Ford Refusing To Sign Autographs
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    C’mon, dude…we both wear earrings!

  5. Bethenny Frankel Nipples
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    She is so strange-looking.

  6. The Wanted Jimmy Kimmel Live Performance
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    Come at me Bro!

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