The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.15.13

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our light-hearted look at some very famous people who deserve our respect and admirati– HAHA I almost made it through that, no seriously, we come here to throw fireballs of hate at assholes. And sometimes to remember boobs from the 90’s. That said, here’s John Mayer explaining how he can stand to be around Katy Perry at all, “No dude, you don’t understand, this is just one of them,” JWoww trying to show Snooki that, “See? It’s not that bad, you should try it,” and Paris Hilton either at a foam party or starring in a Charlie Sheen syphilis fever-dream.

Wait, she doesn’t have all vaginas for body parts? It’s the foam party thing then,

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