The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.15.13

August 15th, 2013 // 359 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, our light-hearted look at some very famous people who deserve our respect and admirati– HAHA I almost made it through that, no seriously, we come here to throw fireballs of hate at assholes. And sometimes to remember boobs from the 90′s. That said, here’s John Mayer explaining how he can stand to be around Katy Perry at all, “No dude, you don’t understand, this is just one of them,” JWoww trying to show Snooki that, “See? It’s not that bad, you should try it,” and Paris Hilton either at a foam party or starring in a Charlie Sheen syphilis fever-dream.

Wait, she doesn’t have all vaginas for body parts? It’s the foam party thing then,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Carmen Electra
    I'mCool
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    Wow, she looks so good, she doesn’t even look like Carmen Electra!

  2. Shauna Sand Bikini Stripper Heels On The Beach
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    God she looks so fucking stupid clomping around in those stripper heels at the beach. Her poor daughters.

  3. Harrison Ford Refusing To Sign Autographs
    Cock Dr
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    There is the face of someone who just can’t wait to get out of the city and back to his ranch in Jackson Hole.

  4. Snoop Lion Shower Cap
    I'mCool
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    “Nope, got my jacket, my other jacket, my weed bag, my other weed bag and my chains. So why do I feel like there’s something I forgot to do before I left the house this morning?”

  5. Harrison Ford Refusing To Sign Autographs
    Echo5
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    I thought I made a deal that would keep Calrissian’s kids away from me for a long time?

  6. Harrison Ford Refusing To Sign Autographs
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    It’ll be a cold day in hell before Harrison Ford signs a poster that includes those god awful prequel pieces of shit.

  7. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    KALI MAA
    KALI MAAAAAA
    Shit.. No strong gust of wind yet…
    KALI MAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  8. Carmen Electra
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    She must have been a little pitchy.

  9. Jennifer Nicole Lee Hosing Off Butt In Bikini
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    Forget Ducks Unlimited, THIS should be our next postage stamp.

  10. Harrison Ford Refusing To Sign Autographs
    Josephus
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    “Do NOT shoot first…do NOT shoot first…do NOT shoot first…”

  11. Harrison Ford Refusing To Sign Autographs
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    Wow, gramps must be serious…he’s got his shirt all tucked in and his pants pulled up.

  12. The Wanted Jimmy Kimmel Live Performance
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    Who says faeries can’t fly?

  13. Jennifer Aniston Guy Holding Umbrella Over Her Head Were The Millers Premiere London
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    It’s a gig.

  14. Jennifer Nicole Lee Hosing Off Butt In Bikini
    Echo5
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    No Jen, I was asking if *I* could hose ur ass… nah, you know what? Let me just pull up a chair. Proceed.

  15. Jennifer Aniston Guy Holding Umbrella Over Her Head Were The Millers Premiere London
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    You might think this is a pretentious display on her part but really she’s just protecting the people from her nipples should cold water get on them..

  16. Paris Hilton Foam Party
    I'mCool
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    They’re remaking King Kong again already?

  17. Rihanna Butt Tight Low Cut Jeans Backwards Gold Hat
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    Swear this looks like a photo of Halle Berry circa 1998.

  18. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
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    “Hey buddy…
    I’m sorry I haven’t taken any pictures of you in the last few minutes..
    The wife says to cut it out…
    I know… I know…
    OK just this once more…”

  19. Helen Hunt Wetsuit Bunt Over Stretch Ride Set
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    A novel, yet very unwelcome, interpretation of sandblower…

  20. Jennifer Aniston Guy Holding Umbrella Over Her Head Were The Millers Premiere London
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    When Tim was a young boy, he had a dream. “Mom”, Tim said, “One day I want to dress like Don Johnson and hold an umbrella to keep a celebrity from getting wet without getting in the photo”.

    Today, Tim was heard to say “This is for you Mom…this is for you”

  21. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
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    “You’ve ruined me…”

  22. Jennifer Aniston Guy Holding Umbrella Over Her Head Were The Millers Premiere London
    Batu Khan
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    Raise that umbrella higher! My ego’s still getting wet.

  23. Paris Hilton Foam Party
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    Paris Hilton’s dream sequence finale…dancing in a waterfall of semen.

  24. Rihanna Butt Tight Low Cut Jeans Backwards Gold Hat
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    Pants AND a shirt? Did she join a convent?

  25. John Mayer Denim Jacket With Peace Sign Patch
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    I had ‘em… I had her breasts right here! In my hand!
    One fart and she runs away…

  26. Jennifer Nicole Lee Hosing Off Butt In Bikini
    Josephus
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    No joke here, just an honest question…what is the attraction of tattoos, both for the tattooed person and the viewer? Here we have one of nature’s most beautiful natural occurrences – an ass being hosed off – and all I can see is the bird-like creature emerging from her crack. Inexplicable.

    • CK

      I have no f’in clue. It’s like scribbling magic marker on the Mona Lisa.

    • Trek Girl

      I don’t know. There are a lot of people for whom tattoos make sense and even look right, but on most people they just seem misplaced. JNL is of the latter group.
      The tattoos just look odd and take away from what is actually a really nice physique. You are so correct about her rear end, too. That stamp takes away from the shape that her rear end has. It’s a shame.

    • JC

      I’d say in a lot* of cases, it’s a half-assed show of rebellion, made more pathetic by the fact that tattoos aren’t even considered particularly counter-culture anymore, except in cases where the person is stupid enough to get get face/neck/hand tats.

      *I say a lot to allow that, in some cases, it’s actually culturally meaningful. It ain’t that in the U.S.

    • For some people, it’s a meaningful work of art. For others, like her, it’s the ‘I’m so edgy’ factor. There is a difference between well-done tattoos with deep meaning for the possessor, and tramp stamp/random pop art shit. Sadly there is more of the latter than the former.

    • exactly my thought, she has an amazing body, why the trashy tattoos?

  27. Shauna Sand Bikini Stripper Heels On The Beach
    I'mCool
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    “You got your sand in my vagina.”
    “You got your vagina in my sand.”

  28. Jason Priestley Luke Perry Dark Tourist Premiere
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    Dark tourist? Is the TSA putting out films now?

  29. JWoww Snooki Charity Dog Wash
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    Snookie heard it was a dog wash for charity, and immediately bathed J-Woww.

  30. Alec Baldin In Bed With Man Hilaria Baldwin Instagram
    Josephus
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    “::sproing::” – Tom Cruise

  31. Justin Bieber Shirtless Instagram
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    The Mild Boyz.

  32. Harrison Ford Refusing To Sign Autographs
    EricLR
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    It would have been less cruel to just keep him in the carbonite.

  33. Jennifer Nicole Lee Hosing Off Butt In Bikini
    EricLR
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    The Hamptons are so classy.

  34. Carmen Electra
    jimmy james
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    still got it

  35. JWoww Snooki Charity Dog Wash
    Josephus
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    So the dogs do the washing? How does this work?

  36. Joanna Krupa Cleavage
    YadaYada
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    More, please. At least 1 a day. Preferably with less clothing. Thank you.

  37. The Wanted Jimmy Kimmel Live Performance
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    “Oh God, they’re throwing him back!”

  38. Jason Priestley Luke Perry Dark Tourist Premiere
    CrashHell
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    Tidbit: “Dark Tourist” is a euphemism for a black man who just moved to Beverly Hills…the more you know…

  39. Paris Hilton Foam Party
    Josephus
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    This was the original ending of “One Night in Paris,” but Rick Solomon couldn’t hold out.

  40. Carmen Electra
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    She’s physically perfect. The things I would do to her.

  41. Jennifer Aniston Guy Holding Umbrella Over Her Head Were The Millers Premiere London
    EricLR
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    Hah! Gwyneth Paltrow’s people follow her around with a full tent, made of 2000-thread-count lilac-scented Italian linen

  42. Paris Hilton Foam Party
    YadaYada
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    Will this tide of jizz please carry her away … she sucks.

  43. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
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    I do not get why this guy even gets press; he’s a piece of shit.

    • JC

      It’s the dick pics, or more accurately, his unwillingness to stop with the dick pics. And the fact that he’s running for NYC mayor with a stunning 80% disapproval rating. That’s not an easy number to hit.

  44. Helen Hunt Wetsuit Bunt Over Stretch Ride Set
    EricLR
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    Yeah, I tried to do that when I was a teenager too.

  45. JWoww Snooki Charity Dog Wash
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    Really tragic if you ask me. Poor girl can’t even squat without predetermined motions occurring and making that face.

  46. Shauna Sand Bikini Stripper Heels On The Beach
    Josephus
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    “Katy Strawberry. Madonna Vinegar. Shauna Sand.”

    “What her vagina tastes like?”

    “Correct! You’ve won The Pyramid!”

  47. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
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    For the first time in his life, Anthony Weiner is not happy with the way a poll is looking.

  48. Shauna Sand Bikini Stripper Heels On The Beach
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    Quack! Quack! Quackquackquck! She’s turning into Jocelyn Wildenstein, it’s hidous!

  49. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    This is the plainest I’ve ever seen her look and she’s still perfect. I’ll take both her and Carmen.

  50. Helen Hunt Wetsuit Bunt Over Stretch Ride Set
    BP
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    I thought that was Kim Kardashian’s Belly!

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