The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.14.14

August 14th, 2014 // 462 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Mickey Rourke‘s hilariously fake hairline, Yanni‘s incomprehensible throng of tween fans, and that dude who drank jizz in American Pie taking a selfie onstage with Blues Traveler for some reason. What’s that? Stifler was the dude who drank the jizz? You’re forgetting that I have a drinking problem I’m the guy whose job it is to find random asses and post them online. How much satisfaction are you really going to get by pointing out my stupidity?

Enjoy reevaluating your life choices for the rest of the afternoon,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Coco Sister Kristy Marie Huge Asses Bikini Instagram
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    No. Just, no. OK? Now fuck off, bitch.

  2. Coco Sister Kristy Marie Huge Asses Bikini Instagram
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    Posing next to a human woman really highlights what a cow Coco is.

  3. Coco Sister Kristy Marie Huge Asses Bikini Instagram
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    In b4 Zaloog

  4. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Checking Watch
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    Oh look at that! It’s dinnertime! Again!

  5. Kate Moss Belly Bikini
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    Looks like somebody stopped doing coke

  6. Michelle Rodriguez Derpface DJ
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    DJ Slash on the wheels of steel

  7. Coco Sister Kristy Marie Huge Asses Bikini Instagram
    Michael
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    They’d be right up Jimmy Norton’s alley. Tranny-looking twats.

    Ice-T, what have you gotten into?

  8. Mickey Rourke Drunk High Wig Insane Hairline
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    So that’s what happened tot he anamatronic Arnold from Terminator 1.

  9. Morgan Freeman Hugging Young Female Fans
    brick
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    Holy Wayne’s dad?

  10. Mel Gibson Rage Face
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    In retirement, still bitter after his humiliating loss to the 107-lb Little Mac, Super Macho Man was still as big of a prick as he ever was.

  11. Aubrey ODay Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
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    if she gets into that pool they’ll have to refill it after she gets out.

  12. Morgan Freeman Hugging Young Female Fans
    abbycakes
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    “Hello there young lady. Would you like to hear about wormholes?”

  13. Morgan Freeman Hugging Young Female Fans
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    One upping Corey Feldman. Again.

  14. Lark Voorhies Sundress Beach
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    Who? and So what?

  15. Michelle Rodriguez Derpface DJ
    Michael
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    You sure this isn’t Steven Tyler?

    Otherwise, Rodriguez aged BADLY!

  16. James Caan Red Face Drunk
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    When did James Caan die?

  17. Taylor Swift Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
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    You could fit like three of her on that chair.

  18. Michelle Rodriguez Derpface DJ
    yourmom
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    must be checking out Paris’ set.

  19. David Beckham Shirtless Putting On Sunscreen
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    In a weird bro-training twist, David Beckham skips arm days.

  20. Mel Gibson Rage Face
    yourmom
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    “Fuck you, fucking cunt!!”

  21. Chris Brown Lawyer Setara Qassim Probation Progress Hearing
    yourmom
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    His lawyer is a woman? How the fuck does she defend that piece of shit??

  22. Bar Refaeli Butt Bikini Carwash Instagram
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    I’m not a big fan of his stuff, but it appears Micheal Bay does have an entertaining method of casting.

  23. Naya Rivera Creepy Guy Peeking Up Dress
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    Photo boy gets a raise for this one.

  24. Mickey Rourke Drunk High Wig Insane Hairline
    Heywood Jablomie
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    It’s not my planet monkey boy.

  25. Coco Sister Kristy Marie Huge Asses Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Coco entertains.
    Yes, her body bulges are epic & fake but her marriage appears to be genuine. If I feel the urge to look at a giant assed cheesecake model she’s my choice.

  26. Mickey Rourke Drunk High Wig Insane Hairline
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    “Torture who you have to, the President, I don’t care. Just bring me the stones. You have one hour.”

  27. Michelle Rodriguez Derpface DJ
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    ewww penis

  28. Mel Gibson Rage Face
    Cock Dr
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    This doesn’t look good.
    Please remove all flammable materials from the area.

  29. Aubrey ODay Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
    yourmom
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    Another graduate from the Kardashian school of photography.

  30. Mickey Rourke Drunk High Wig Insane Hairline
    Ralph
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    What a fuck’in joke he turned into.

  31. Morgan Freeman Hugging Young Female Fans
    DatAzz
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    Twins, Basil! TWINS!

  32. Antonio Banderas Derpface First Pitch Marlins Game
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Chicken dance!!

  33. Mickey Rourke Drunk High Wig Insane Hairline
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    “Sloth love Chunk!”

  34. Michelle Rodriguez Derpface DJ
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    She must have just seen that picture of Jon Hamm’s penis

  35. Kellan Lutz Hugging Older Female Fan ABC Studios
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Ahnold isn’t the only one who digs the maidstaff.

  36. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Checking Watch
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    neck beard to hide 3 chins, we’re on to you fatman.

  37. Will Smith Eyes Closes Smelling Air Florence
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    “Daym. My shit DOES smell like roses!”

  38. Aubrey ODay Butt Thong Bikini Instagram
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    She’s taking tips from Coco now.

  39. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Quack, quack, quack.

  40. James Caan Red Face Drunk
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    Kahhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnn!

  41. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Checking Watch
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    “Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a *BUUUURRP*…”

  42. James Caan Red Face Drunk
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Come at me Mickey Rourke.

  43. Jonah Hill Fat Weight Gain Checking Watch
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    “It’s 3:05pm. Leo is now getting out of the shower, if I waddle a little faster I can ring his doorbell before he has time to dress…”

  44. Coco Sister Kristy Marie Huge Asses Bikini Instagram
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    Is it called cruisin’ and not motorboating when the ass is that big?

  45. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Thong Bending Over On Paddleboard
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    Holy Jumpin Jesus Christ !

  46. Morgan Freeman Hugging Young Female Fans
    Cock Dr
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    I’m not gonna watch that tape.
    I’ll read McFeely’s review though. Could be funny.

  47. Will Smith Eyes Closes Smelling Air Florence
    Swearin
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    “What’s that, Tom? You want me to grab his butt? I’m not sure that’s app-, Yes, right away, Oh Chosen One!”

  48. Britney Spears Scream Laughing Wrinkly Knee
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    turns out polka dots dont slim down crazy

  49. Michelle Rodriguez Derpface DJ
    Swearin
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    I think she just realizedwho else Zac and Cara have been sleeping with

  50. Kate Moss Belly Bikini
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    40 hit her like a truck full of dumpy middle aged mothers.

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